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2021

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are a timeless classic hosiery that is as relevant in 2021, because today is 2021, as it was in the 1800s brothels….because for whatever reason, I am sure there’s been studies done on this, mean like women to look like they are caught up in a net and ready to be pulled into the back of their pick-up truck for a good time to be had by all…or maybe, we just like when girls put a little effort into trying to be hot, rather than pulling off their oversized sweatpants, pointing to their cunts and saying, you can stick it in but only for 4 minutes so make it count…

You know what I mean, dressing up for the sole purpose of being “hot” is hot in and of itself..and here’s a round-up of a lot of fishnet girls being hot…even when they’re not.

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2021

Jan

Madison Iseman in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Madison Iseman is a 23 year old actress from South Carolina which is probably why she’s so classy……..

She’s of Jewish, French and Dutch descent whatever the fuck that means….

She attended Myrtle Beach High and graduated in 2015…which is terrifying to think about when you graduated High School in the 80s…and I’ve been to Myrtle Beach, the trashy beach town that is terrifying….

She’s been in some Jumanji spin off shit that I guess is The Rock’s Jumanji, RIP Robin Williams…but that’s a way bigger title than I’d expect on her IMDB…I mean I based on her background and her look…I just figured she was working a Myrtle Beach bar’s Wet T-Shirt contest….or Jello Wrestling contest…but she’s actually “legit”…at least in terms of Hollywood, which seems to be the benchmark people go by…or the distraction people fixate on instead of realizing how the government is fucking you up the ass as they globalize…you know…because bikini pics are hotter than real life shit.

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2021

Jan

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt’s are the creative and inventive way a girl can pose her ass so that you can either see her pussy and asshole, or not, I don’t know what the benefit of this pose is, I’ve seen dogs doing it, I just know that for whatever reason, probably one that involves people being fucking sheep, when something works or becomes normalized, everyone hops on board…in this case, this pose, is a default pose, because I guess there are only so many ways to pose your ass and when trying to stand out amongst other asses, you might as well follow their lead in tried and tested, even NAMED poses….because you all lack originality, but who needs originality when showing off your ass, the ASS is enough.

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2021

Jan

January Jones Discusses her Chilli Shits of the Day

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January Jones, who I am not a fan of and think is overrated bullshit that was the hot girl in her hometown and knew how to seduce men to get what she wanted with her tits…you know the type….

I never watched Mad Men, because I live that Ad Exec life everyday running this powerhouse media publication with no advertisers…but if I did see January Jones on the show, maybe I’d be brained washed into liking her tits too…but they haven’t won me over yet.

I do think it’s funny that she used her seducing men to get what she wants so aggressively that she ended up with a kid that the dad doesn’t want to take claim on….and broken homes always breed quality…especially when they are rich kids…you know rich kids always do great as long as they have instagram and tits….unless they end up medicating with opiates they find in their shitty mom’s medicine cabinet because all these people, despite being elitists in the 1% who view us as future slaves, even a different species of human because we don’t sit at their high school cafeteria table….are fucked in the head.

I don’t know why January Jones is writing about her shitting after eating too much Chilli and Donuts…you know emptying herself to start the new year up empty…but I’m not into SCAT on a sexual level…I still pretend girls don’t shit even when my dick ends up with their shit on it….

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2021

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties are panties too…and these are girls trying to reclaim their former glory….by posing with full back panties…being all like “I’m not on my period, yet chose comfort, but comfort can look good too, since it’s panties”….and I agree…I mean as a pervert, all panty selfies are worth staring at, even when they aren’t…and a full back panty is just a traditional panty and as a traditionalist it touches my soul…not really, it takes more than this to penetrate my soul, but I still appreciate slutty selfies…

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2021

Jan

Lifting 4 Chicks Bro….and Other Videos of the Day

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Pony Knocks Dumb Bitch in Leggings

Delivery Man Spits in Food

Police Shut Down Rave in the UK

Brazilian Police Beat Partiers with CLubs – How is this Normal

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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to think the “ARE YOU A ROBOT” captcha is big tech conditioning us for when we are officially robots…

Remember….The one thing that will end COVID is when the news stops talking about it and reporting positive cases. With 99 percent survival rate, we don’t need to hear the positive cases, that shit is irrelevant…fear mongering nonsense…

The problem is that people are far too invested in this COVID thing after a year, that they won’t ever go against the “safety measures” in place because they want to believe they didn’t waste a year…it’s tactics that cults do to keep people hooked in….

So remember, the masses are the masses for a reason and ya’ll can overthrow shit…stop letting criminals control your fucking minds, take your money, tax you…YOU FINANCE THIS SHIT….all so they can track you, steal your freedoms and launch the new world crypto currency called “AMAZON DOLLARS”….as BEZOS laughs at you fools…..I am writing this as I make an amazon order…

It’s 2021 motherfuckers…and I don’t know about you, but I was hoping for a complete Fall of society when the pandemic hit, government overthrown, taxation ends, etc…pretty disappointing but I am still hopeful…that the people of the world will step it the fuck up just as soon as they log off their bullshit social media and normalize having all their data tracked like we live in communism…for the sake of capitalism…and eventual totalitarian slavery.

I am hopeful that people will start to say “fuck ya’ll”….but they won’t…so let’s just ride out the last days of some delusional level of freedom..

Valerie Loureda Shook in the New Year in a Sparkling Short Skirt
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John Wick with Silencer Sounds
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SOME MF DOOM – DOOMSDAY
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Dove Cameron Rings in the New Year
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Justin Turner’s Wife in a Bikini…
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Rich Kid Thinks he’s in the Hood
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Hot Nude Shoot with Future Vibes
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Shirts VS Skins
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IT DO GO DOWN IS making a comeback
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Creepy Michael Jackson Dancer
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2020

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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May there be Champagne Enemas for all this Glorious New Year’s Eve….I’m already drunk.

I love everyone writing about how challenging 2020 was, with all the pandemics and bullshit, but the reality is, people fucking loved it…they loved the laziness, the dramatics, the excitement, the uncertainty, the staying the fuck home and not seeing people, realizing streaming, takeout, and jerking off all day is better than real life…something I figured out 16 years ago when I last had a job…

So stop the bullshit..

Then there’s the people expecting worse in 2021, or hopeful of 2021, or whatever….so many memes, so many annoying recaps and bullshit statuses because thanks to 2020, everyone’s a fucking internet contributor no one asked for….something I figured out 16 years ago when I said “you know what, I’ll start a website about tits, maybe girls will send nudes, it will legitimize my friendster profile I was using at the time to get those nudes”….which is basically the true story…

So Happy fucking New Year…

I am excited for the 2021, as excited as I was for 2020, and every year before it, because every year is equally disappointing, every end of year is equally a time to say I’ll do better next year, which is fun, even though we all know we won’t….as we get older and older, closer to death, a reminder that time is finite, has always been a positive thing….even if our lives our meaningless…they are still funny to watch play out…

I am excited to see the COVID vaccine at least to see all the mutated Chinese babies everyone has after getting knocked up after taking it. Bitcoin Billionaires be made, even if I won’t be one of them. Machines replace the workforce. FEMA camps, the fall of society, who fucking knows…is life even real to begin with? How do we know we aren’t just characters in a game that don’t know better….just piles of mush with this avatar shit playing out that we aren’t even aware of…

What I am saying is the future is bright even if everyone is fucking depressed because sluts are getting sluttier…..and that keeps us busy…

I think 2021 will be the year of DrunkenStepfather, until I realize midway through next week that we’re on a sinking ship no one cares about…..which may be what makes it the year of Drunkenstepfather…shutting down shop and retiring in a pile of filth….to write my memoirs no one will read…..officially ending the site and no longer existing will give me time to do anything….

Point being….BUT THE SLUTS KEEP GETTING SLUTTIER…

Happy New Year you ungrateful, miserable asshole fucks of the internet who should pay me monthly for my wisdom/ Russian Spam Bots that come back day after day to look like legitmate traffic!

Never forget that in 2020, COVID cured the FLU….and made a lot of rich people even richer, which is what I like to reflect on the end of year, all the other people who won, to know just how hard I lost. It’s therapeutic!

Titty Drop because New Year’s Eve is About Drops and I didn’t do my Titty Drop Thursday Post because it is the Holidays!

See you NEXT Year, it will be exciting!

Massive Tits Playing the Bongo Drums for New Years
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Paulina Gretzky’s Latest TikTok
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Cintia Dicker’s Comeback Bikini Photos
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Kate Beckinsale’s Icy Tequila Shot
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Joy Taylor’s Top 9 Moments
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Metal Detecting Streamer finds Rare Coin
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Swarmed by Bugs while Fishing Insanity
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Sabrina Carpenter Playing Cards in Pantyhose
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Who Would you Rather: Gal Gadot or her Body Double!
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Haley Kalil Topless for 2021!
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Footage of Space X Starship
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How Nate Diaz Spent Quarantine
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3 Things that Make Women Happy
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Isabella Fonte Can Do the Splits
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Olivia Culpo in Leggings
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Miley Cyrus is Having a Rockin’ New Year
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Dana White Says Amanda Nunes would put Jake Paul in a Coma
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Thief Caught Stealing Security Camera On Christmas Eve!
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Olivia Jade Coming Back to Youtube
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Albuquerque Park Ranger Tasers Native American Man For Not Having Identification!
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Unemployed Guy Reviews Everclear
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Girl Shows off Crazy Secret Room
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Hot Model Fifi Anicah Posing with Dinosaurs
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Kelly Gale’s Insane Bikini Pic
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A Lot of Athletes Slde Into Brielle’s Bierman’s DMs
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Chrissy Teigen on Why she Quit Drinking
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Deoderant Companies are Scamming Us!
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Japanese Street Business is Pretty Serious
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Cat Falls On Man’s Head, Knocks Him Out, Dog Wearing Shoes Helps Him!
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From Bad to Worse
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Hot Swedish Model in a Futuristic Nude Shoot
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Candice Swanepoel is Hot in a Bikini
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Neymar Denies he Flew Models to Brazil for an NYE Party
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Pregnant Ashley Tisdale Walking the Dogs
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Kaia Gerber in Jeans
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Helena Bonham Carter Carrying her Box
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Shia LaBeouf on a Jog with his Skinny Girlfriendd Margaret Qualley
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Just a Pregnant Hilary Duff
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Katie Holmes in a Trench Coat
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Lucy Hale in Public
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Elsa Pataky Gets McDonalds
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Amy Schumer is a Nasty Ass Whale in her Swimsuit
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Gwyneth Paltrow Ass…
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Rihanna & ASAP Rocky
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Kendall Jenner & Kylie Jenner Weirdos in Aspen
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Chrissy Teigen on a Yacht Being Rich and Famous and Disgusting Thanks to that Gold Digging Pussy
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Champagne for New Years
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20 People Having a Shitty Fucking Day
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Trailer Hitch Fucker
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Butthole G-Spot
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A Bunch of Random Ass Pics
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Pussy Eater
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More Random Ass Shit
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Panty Peel
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Slutty Drunk Girls
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Lingerie and the Dildo
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Toothbrush Fucker
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Public Fuck
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Dildo Rider
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Riding Wild
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Naughty Elf
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Solo Double Penetration
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That’s a Gay Fucking Tattoo Bro
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2020

Dec

Jordyn Jones Gets Better at Content Creation of the Day

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I may have already posted these slutty pics of Jordyn Jones, that aren’t really that aggressive, but are a step in the right direction….

I mean, she’s a child reality star who was sold to the industry as a kid because her white trash family in Michigan had a dream….and sure she’s got 6.3 million followers on instagram that I am sure she monetizes….or at least that keeps her “existing”….but like any girl with a hot body, that in this case is a trained dancing body, once you give them some money for their racier content, they get hooked because it is really that fucking easy…..

She’s not officially doing porn as you’d expect from a girl from Kalamazoo Michigan, I mean I’d expect her to be sucking dick at the trailer park for meth being from Kalamazoo Michigan…but she got out, is in LA, probably doesn’t realize she’s destined to be 300 pounds, diabetic, in a motorized scooter at Walmart yet….

I would assume the only people we know who has come out of Kalamazoo Michigan work in porn…..and Joryn jones is no different, she just hasn’t quite figured it all out yet…but seems to be starting to…

With a fat ass like that, solid from dance and being young, potentially a glimpse into her future obesity, but not obesity yet, there’s no real reason she’s not making that 1,000,000 dollars a month sticking objects in herself…but I guess she’s got another year of not hitting critical success before that…

But luckily, You give a girl money for slut content….SLUT content gets sluttier…so let’s go into 2021 not giving a shit about any of these idiots, but willing to look at the nudes they all produce because they like instant gratification and easy fucking work cuz they are lazy….I mean most of these girls have nudes filling up their fucking phones, that they send to unappreciative dudes they meet on dating apps or IG….might as well get paid cuz she know her ass looks good….

The future is bright even if everyone is fucking depressed.

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2020

Dec

Salma Hayek Licking Shit of the Day

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Salma Hayek is licking shit of the day, because she’s Salma Hayek, rich and famous on her own, probably from her family, because Mexican immigrants that come to America rarely become super star celebrities, they either work as maids in hotels or factories or get deported….but this one persevered…..and it probably wasn’t only because of her tits, but I am sure the tits helped get her cast in Mexican movies to have that portfolio of work needed to get into American movies back when there wasn’t an internet to cross reference…..who cares…she’s also rich because her husband is a fucking billionaire a bunch of times over because they own every luxury brand…those tits have done good….

That said, the funniest Salma Hayek story this week was related to Hilary Baldwin being exposed for faking a Spanish life, where they are saying she got wind of Alec Baldwin wanting Salma Hayek for sex, only to do stalker shit you’d expect from a Yoga instructor dating a celebrity, because how else does she even get into their circle, that requires effort and strategy….and Amber Heard level of knowing how to manipulate SIMP bitchmade men who get won over through great sex….that a Yoga provider is built to provide…

ANYWAY…the story is Baldwin wanted Salma Hayek, Hilary Baldwin rebranded herself as Hilaria from Mallorca and has ridden than lie, at least publicly, I mean it is possible that Baldwin doesn’t know the truth because he is so self obsessed and she just caters to him and strokes his ego all day like a manipulative gold digger would since that’s their job….all while making him a dozen kids….but I am sure he’s in on the joke and finds the whole thing the ultimate troll, which it is….

But I am sure he would have still rather got his dick wet in Salma Hayek than that big pussy from all the kids Hilary from Boston…..but both can probably fuck and that’s what it’s about..

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