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2020

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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If this internet thing doesn’t work out for me, I’m thinking of getting into this “new normal” lucrative delivery game….you know delivering groceries to random hotties all day…jerking off in their food before serving it up hot…you know typical delivery guy things….I just need a car….and a valid driver’s license…and to expunge my criminal record…but a man is allowed to dream…at least until the government steals our right to dream…as they will…trying to make that UTOPIA happen where we are all the SAME….

I’d deliver groceries too….Masturbating in the cream…if needed…the way NATURE intended for Deliery drivers….Or I can just continue to masturbate on the damn internet through typing on this site….or I guess with all the nudes..like everyone else….we are all the same….

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Tricia Helfer Skinny Dips!
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Pirates Player Cole Tucker Spotted On a Date With Vanessa Hudgens
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Cardi B. Trying to be Sexy
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Girls in the Dorm Showing their Asses
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Madison Pettis Gets Cozy!
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Caroline Wozniacki Enjoyed Some Pool Time in the Bahamas
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Elle Fanning Gets Weird
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Battle of the Beach Booty
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Star Athlete Trevor Lawrence’s Hot Girlfriend Who has 4 Years Invested on Him and is Only 21.
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Halsey in a Bra!
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Eagles Superfan Sammy Draper Introduces Us to Her Busty Saints Fan Friend Jessica Annelle
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Did Miley Steal this Video.
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Bella Thorne Nipple Ring!
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Vanessa Hudgnes in a Ferrari Being Busty in the Seat Belt
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Funny Memes….
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Paulina Gretzky Naked on Instagram
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Skydiver Nearly Misses Hitting A Mountain At Terminal Velocity!
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Himalayan Bear Has Some Fun On The Swing!
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Ken Jennings will be the new host of Jeopardy. For a minute.
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Upside Down with Rita Ora!
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The X League’s C.J. Dunning in a Trumpkini, Markieff Morris Re-Signed With Lakers and Duke Basketball Cancels Opener
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Rainey Qualley Keeping things Clean!
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The Battle of the Beach Booty
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Christian Serratos in a Sexy Dress at the 2020 AMAs!
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Cashier Calls Customers Names!
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The Wobble Dog 9003i Is A Machine That Wobbles Hot Dogs!
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Melissa Gilbert says her spinal surgery was ‘wildly successful’
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Destene Kinser’s War Paint!
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No Bra Club and a Big Titty Jiggle
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Professional Rally Driver Works From Home By Playing DiRT 2!
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People Fling Cow Dung In This Indian Festival!
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Album John Lennon signed for his killer comes to auction
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Laura Devushcat’s Playboy Shoot!
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Big Booty in G-String Baking
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The Sparring Scene Of The 1954 Movie, Seven Samurai!
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Man Escapes Just In Time To Avoid Getting Crushed By A Concrete Slab!
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The Second Camera Girl On “Inglorious Basterds” Is Absolutely Hilarious!
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Latex Wearing Booty
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Man Getting Carried Off By Police Sings “I Believe I Can Fly”!
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The Step-Brother Porn Prank With A Twist!
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Kid Accidentally Ends Up Breaking Glass Window, Gets Scared Of The Consequences!
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Bebe Rexha and Doja Cat Take the Stage
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Future Olympian
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Italian Athletics Indoor 2019 Is Truly A Sight To Behold!
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Sara Devignon Nude Splash!
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Chandler Parsons Popped the Question To this Bikini Babe!
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J.Lo at the AMAs
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Driving 2 Bikes at the Same Time
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Dad Would be Proud
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Drilling Fence Post Holes
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DIzzy Fetish!
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Johnny Rotten Got Bit on his Dick By a Flea
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Latest Victim of Covid – Orgies
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Girl Takes her Heels To a Lambo…
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Dwayne Johnson ‘refuses’ to concede Sexiest Man Alive title to Michael B Jordan and more headlines
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Coffee Shop G-String
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Pregnant Elsa Hosk Walking
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Jessica Alba in Pink Leggings
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Kaia Gerber in Leggings
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Pregnant Em Rata
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Reese Witherspoon in Leggings
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Ali Larter on the Streets
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Chantel Jeffries in Leggings
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Josephine Skriver in Lingerie
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Emily Alyn Lind Big Cleavage
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Ana De Armas PDA in the Tight Jeans.
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Elle Fanning
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Minnesota Dildo Ride!
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Mental Mondays
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A Bunch of Hot Booty
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Ashely James Nipple in a See through
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Usula Corbero’s Titties
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Pink Dildo Fuck
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Scumbag of the Week
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Slow Motion Big Tits,
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Lesbians in a Car
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Butt Plug is In
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16 People Having a Shittier Day than You
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Holy Boobs….
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Two Friends – Two Dildos – Two Butt Plugs
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Pornstar Got Fat
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This Woman Gets Intense for Selfie Video
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Back that Ass Up
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Public Dildo Reveal
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Pregnant Sluts
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CHUBBY HOTTIE USES A DILDO TO FIND OUT HOW DEEP HER PUSSY IS
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Deodorant Keeping Pussy Fresh…
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Public Displays of Affection
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Panties to the Side – Dildo Fuck
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Titty Flashers
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Massive Dildo Challenge
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23 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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2020

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is having the time of her life in COVID, at least according to her social media that she decided to not neglect, since she’s the Godmother of Disney kids who has been taking nude selfies since before there were smart phones…or it was when there were first generation iphones….Motorola Razr shit…so it’s only logical for her to dive down that be slutty on social for your millions of fans and monetize, get on the map, get more jobs, social is all anyone fucking cares about….so if you’re not there, you’re dead, and since she was recently single, had some fuck still left in that pussy, she brings it. and today’s “it” is a bikini with her friend who’s humping her…girls hump when they hangout now, “OMG, so we’re hanging out, let’s stick butt plugs in our asses for my OnlyFans, then we’ll do some pissing in each other’s mouths for your only fans, it will be so NEAT”….. because they are all perverts too…working as sex workers instead of retail and that’s great news for us masturbators of the world…

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2020

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I know the media is pushing this whole COVID thing on us. It’s all over the news all day and I guess it must be an important thing since bars and restaurants are closed here, there are curfews in California, protests and celebrations maskless are fine, but don’t got to Granny’s for Thanksgiving, don’t even go to your parent’s for thanksgiving, basically cut ties with your family, your computer is your only friend now…don’t go to stores…the internet is the only way to shop….CASH will be replaced with credit cards….now you are officially one step away from being a computer they can just turn on and tap into…nothing good will come from all this….

But yeah, I know the media pushes out that agenda of “WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE”….which could be why all the nurses get naked on the internet daily, a WHO GIVES A FUCK WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE….some frontline worker shit…or maybe they just aren’t that busy and realize their sex worker dreams can come true if they take pics of themselves half naked at work…you make that extra cash now that they can’t fire you since it’s a pandemic….

I think it’s irresponsible nursing, keep the VIRUSES at work,not in your cunt…but I guess I’m glad these who have been celebrated after years of people being thankless….are finding new ways to be appreciated..you know, bed side manner shit for the masturbators.

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2020

Nov

Rowan Blanchard Face Down Ass Up of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is some Disney kid who turned 18 then gave her stage parents the finger and left LA to greener pastures in NYC where she clearly found Hipster Queer Feminist Erotical rich kid trying to find their edgy, true, artistic self because they have a solid budget thanks to having been sold as a kid to a shit industry….put that childhood trauma into some lingerie face down ass up nonsense and call it art because your generation are a bunch of naked on the internet perverts…which I guess is pretty awesome…at least for someone who remembers when celebrities weren’t producing hipster nudie shoots…it’s a better time for sleazy content even if the rest of the world is collapsing, at least we got sluts being slut empowered with reclaiming their sexuality as they sexualize themselves. Nice.

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2020

Nov

Rita Ora Opens Wide of the Day

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Rita Ora is a solid set of tits who is only a few weeks away from being 30, despite having thought she was 40, I want to see original birth certificate, I don’t believe that they were lost in the Yugoslavia war….or maybe Chernobyl, I don’t know where this bitch is from, I just know she’s a solid set of tits who is more than just tits, but also a host, a model, an influencer, a pop star you’ve never heard any songs from….but the tits are the most interesting thing about her, arguably what got her all those other things because tits are the gift that keep on giving if you’ve got them, and you don’t…and they don’t want you, but at least you can visualize yourself feed Rita Ora some jelly beans thanks to her naughty posing in these naughty pics that are even naughtier the more creative you get with things you’d feed her…..I’m up the SUBWAY SANDWICH and I’m so hard right now…if you know what I mean…I’m not…but you get what I mean. Pervert losers.

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2020

Nov

Maddie Ziegler Nude Bikini of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is the dancer from the SIA videos who I guess she casted from seeing her dance on some Dancing Children Reality Show, which I don’t think should be on TV, but apparently TV doesn’t agree with me, either do the fans of the dancing kid TV shows, because they are on TV and they create things like Maddie Ziegler…because people like SIA watch the shit…

She’s 18 now, so it’s no longer weird to watch her dance, and in turning 18 while being a dancer, she knows it’s a great opportunity to sexualize herself, now that it’s not creepy to do anymore. I am sure she’s been sitting on the internet watching other internet celebrities produce porn thinking “SOON THAT WILL BE ONLY WITH MORE DANCE”…

So she’s doing the bikini thing and I guess it’s only creepy if you make it creepy….and I make it creepy because I know how perverts are…

She’s an 18 year old celebrity dancer dancing for the internet like all other 18 year olds who aren’t celebrity dancers…so apparently she does it better and the real amazing thing in all this is how mindless we must be as a people to find fame or even entertainment value from internet dance. Idiotic…internet dance…CHINA must be laughing so hard…”We will make app for dancing, people will watch dance, upload dance, and all of USA will sign up and give us access to their data.”…crazy.

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2020

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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I remember when MILF became a household term, even though the concept was a tale as old as time, where dudes everywhere could relate because at one point in time, they met a mom they wanted to fuck….whether it was a friend’s mom, a girlfriend’s mom, a single mom who worked at the stripclub who rooked you into thinking she’d fuck you if you got weekly lapdances from her, until realizing she was just playing you, but was in fact still a mom you wanted to fuck….

I never fully subscribed to the MILF concept, even MILFs my own age have been a terrifying concept because of the whole having a kid thing….I realize as a drunkenstepfather, a fear of kids is not part of the equation, but just being indifferent about the kids, a passive character in the same house as them with no authority or effort because I skipped the whole being a father figure and was more the roommate they knew was mooching off their mom….who was in no way a MILF….it was more a convenience thing, you know roof over head, food in fridge…I did it because MILF wasn’t a concept then and if it was she wouldn’t have passed the MILF test….so she was fat and desperate and I guess it worked out, or destroyed me at my soul…but the point is…DrunkenStepfathering wasn’t a product of MILFs, because hot moms are offset by being moms and thus no longer hot….MILFs to me are more a science experiment to see what damage the baby does ripping apart the pussy and body…you know a let’s see how it bounces back after birth…

But other dudes love MILFs, for the experience, or the fact that they don’t want other kids as they had kids and are over it….they like older, wiser, responsible enough to keep kids alive and fed, so that they cna be sure to be coddled like she was their own mom, you know momma boy shit…

I also know that moms looking to have a second stab at being HOT are all about showing off they are MILFs, so happy MILF is a fetish, so that they can play in the internet nudity game….and some of these MILFs are better than the MILFs of the past because some hot young chicks are dumb enough to get pregnant and not abort…loopholing the whole MILF thing by not being 40, sloppy, divorced and depressing.

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2020

Nov

Demi Rose Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Demi Rose is another product of the Instagram generation, where she went viral early on in Instagram life and has managed to really amplify or increase her rates for the sex work she was doing before Instagram made all her dreams come true…you know all those trips to DUBAI to get pissed or shit on by rich men comes with a hefty price tag, one that would probably off-set the emotional trauma you are suppressing with every fart that reaches your fucking mouth…

Anyway, she’s totally mangled herself in a disgusting way. Like a Kardashian with a lower budget, or some inexperienced doctor to sculpt her in the way she’s chosen to be sculpted…Big Ass, Big Titties, Bloated Face shit….and I don’t find this look interesting or hot, but apparently the rest of the world does because bitch has lots of followers….

I don’t know what this is all about, but the video of fat ass trying to float to the surface, because it’s buoyant…at least it’s good for something besides terrifying me,…and the reality is if I was drowning, it’d be the kind of life preserver I want to drown inside, even though it’s gross…it’s not as gross as things I’ve put my dick in so I can’t be a hypocrite over here..

Demi when she was part of the Taz’s Angels house and first got to America.

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2020

Nov

Bella Hadid See Through of the Day

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Bella Hadid’s got a hot new look because she’s in a mask, not her traditional mask that is all the jacked up plastic surgery that the fashion industry celebrates and allows people to think is her natural look, because they are irresponsible and don’t realize she’s the ugly troll sister with no business being a top high paid model, but she converts sales, like an ambitious AVON lady at a Gifting Table event, the “influencer” so the fact that she’s not naturally beautiful doesn’t matter, they can just spin it however they want in order to maintain those sales she converts….it’s all pretty dumb….

I do find it funny that the industry or the media pushes this inclusivity, body positivity, support all women, bullshit….while all these people preaching that are jacking up their faces and bodies to look like muppet sex toy looking porn girls….despite porn girls being trash….

So you have these rich kids trying to be edgy and down, hanging with rappers and looking like they are about to take a bukkake in a gangbang porn….all to give the illusion of not being some coddled rich kid…it’s nothing new…

But their lies about inclusivity are reduced to comical, barely comical, because they don’t buy it either…they are starving themselves out, sucking their fat out of their gunt and re-instating it in their tits and ass….it’s the way uglies get sex appeal…

So as this vapid, vain, UGLY rich kid keeps on winning, at least her tits are out…and like I said, the MASK is a welcomed addition because she’s typically a fucking monster…doing that high fashion monster mash.

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2020

Nov

Emma Kenney Sports Bra Bouncing of the Day

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I may be overly hard on celebrities for their lack of being hot enough to deserve their payouts they command….but I do not have standards for myself in my everyday life….I’ll stick my dick in anything, or really my fingers or tongue, I don’t fear throat cancer, anal cancer, AIDS, I figure we all have to die eventually and that shit just builds my immunity…like a homeless man who drinks from puddles lasting on the streets for 50 years….I think dirty living leads to good living..

Sometimes, my expectations for celebrities are lowered, my no standards way of life finds it way onto this very high profile, luxurious website that ALL the advertisers can’t get enough from…..and Emma Kenney happens…

I remember her on Shameless back when I first watched it and she was the ugly redhedaded sister that was probably a teen and totally unmemorable with little to no hope of every being hot….but then Emmy Rossum happened and that disgusting, vile human being and her money grubbing after that show put her on the map happened….all crying she doesn’t get enough because movie star WILLIAM H MACY, who was one of the first serious movie actors to hit a TV series made more than her…and rightfully show….do you really think anyone would have watched Shameless without him….obviously not…

I was actually happy the producers told her to fuck off, even in this era of WOMEN’S RIGHTS whining, despite women having rights, and stood their ground….because you know she was mooching off the general discourse, not that I know what discourse means, but she was trying to take advantage of what was going on in the media, making it about her, to put pressure, to get more money….fuck that greedy bitch…

So they eliminated her, rightfully so, and Emma Kenney became the new main female character, and despite not being hot, what she represents is hot…a death to Emmy Rossum….

Plus she’s got big tits.

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