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2020

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Breast Monday is one of those posts I fucking hate, but do anyway, because I figure if people are actively producing this content, there’s a need for it to be compiled weekly and put out there for all the weirdos into this kind of thing….

As a pervert, I can understand the sexualization of basically anything….I don’t necessarily agree with the sexualization of everything, but I can get that tits are hot and the functional purpose of tits, beyond tits being hot in all sizes, or being great ofr titty fucking or titty cummed on or titty sucked or titty grabbed for 10 dollars a song…i mean the actual functional purpose of tits….to feed offspring….gross, I know…

So I don’t know where the lines got blurred for these exhibitionists who were at one time pregannt and who still lactate…I know that there’s sexual appeal to anything tit related, and maybe these moms liked when they were breast feeding, they liked the release when their breasts got gorged, dudes everywhere liked the fullness of the tits so they kept pumping even after the baby was off the tit….or maybe there husband liked being showered in tit milk….so much that they decided “let’s take this to the internet”….

So here they are…taking it to the internet to be hot for the people into titty lactaction….which could be you since you were never breast fed, it could be homeless people since they are hungry, or it could be weirdos into biological systems like titties making milk…a fucking weird and terrifying concept…

I do like that women have the ability to find or feel hot doing anything cuz dudes are so fucking horny and desperate they’ll give nothing but praise and support and tell them how hot they are so they do more…life.

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2020

Nov

Madelaine Petsch Thinks She’s Twerking of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch is the hot redhead on Riverdale, no not Archie you queers, the hot redhead that I guess was the dream girl in the Archie Comics, but who plays some incest twin in the TV show version, which is a terrible fucking show, I’ve seen enough of it to know it was a made for TV movie that accidentally failed upwards and turned into a 10 season pile of shit that the writers are confused by where to take it….

I know redheads are typically monsters that you’d leave in the woods to fend for themselves because you want nothing to do with that Devil shit…and I know that redheads and their ginger pubic hair fire crotch shit can be a terrifying concept when it is neon orange constrasted against the overly pink pussy on the milky white skin…

Bu Madelaine Petsch, who I think is South African, so she’s statistically got AIDS, speaks Swahili or Afrikaans, I don’t know African languages….and despite being whiter than white, is still more African than anyone in the Black Lives Matter movement..but I guess the wrong side of African, more the white African colonialists that shipped the slaves to America / Cuba the Caribbean…who have since gone onto make Rihanna..since South African whites are notoriously racists…

Anyway, they call this a “Struggle Twerk” which I guess is the same a bootleg twerk, or a failed twerk, since girl’s got nothing to jiggle, but she fucking wants to jiggle….

It’s more of a fitness twerk, because GLUTES made of muscle, which is the best way to fake an ass rather than getting as injections like al lthe other girls…and I’ve never thought a fit ass was a bad ass, because round and firm is round and firm…..and not some Female Body Builder DICK CLIT that comes with female body building, if anything it means she’s got anal control as she can isolate each ass muscle to gyrate…and she felt the need to share the fans, I’m into it.

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2020

Nov

Phoebe Tonkin Deep Stretch of the Day

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Phoebe Tonkin may not be a household name, but she probably should be, since she’s an actor and she’s hot…This is a compilation of her doing some deep stretching with some seemingly long thin legs, which is my fetish….skinny and toned fit hot bodied girls….who aren’t wheelchair bound and can actually get their flex on…hot…

Funny enough, before seeing these deep stretch flexibility pics today, I heard Phoebe Tonkin GOSSIP…which I guess isn’t really gossip, but when you barely know who the hot Australian actress is, it’s news to me….

That news is that she’s in a relationship with some nerd from the nerd band Phantom Planet that you know because they sang CALIFORNIA – the O.C’s theme song and their drummer is Wes Anderson’s fuck toy Jason Schwartzman….who for the record is a COPOLA…SHOUT OUT FRANCIS FORD…

Anyway, the lead singer of Phantom Planet is the dude that Brie Larson mooched off of for a bunch of years when she was failing as an actor, before selling her soul to the industry because she’s a demon, and winning that Oscar which has paved the way for her to keep on winning, and thus doesn’t need a dude like the lead singer from Phantom Planets to sugar baby off of….you see, Brie Larson was a heavy fucking try hard loser for the longest time before she “hit”…..

Apparently there is love beyond the hell that Brie Larson built, because he’s getting up in this hotness…probably deep inside this hotness, because she’s got that flexibility needed to get balls deep.

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2020

Nov

Sommer Ray Greased Up of the Day

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I find it very weird that the people who present themselves as “influencers’ and who pretend they aren’t just exhibitionists seeking fame, attention, followers, money, whatever….all tactics to monetize off the perverts who are only following them because they are jacking off to them….or pretend that their feed isn’t for perverts jacking off to them…but rather people into health and wellness….

Because when pics like this happen, oiled up Glamour shots in the gym, with her arms pushing up her tits into cleavage, you clearly realize you’re dealing with someone who isn’t so much a fitness influencer, but rather a bitch who does fitness in various sexual poses to get jerked off to….

Florida Trash Sommer Ray gets maisntream hype, they actually pretend she’s this fitness icon, some Jane Fonda of her generation, when obviously she’s borderline softcore pornographer and the fitness is just an angle to make it seem less desperate, useless, shameless..

Now I don’t care that girls post oiled up pics of themselves for the feed, even though that’s heavy narcissism…heavy “i want to be a model so bad I created an empire”….I don’t care that girl is milking it and cashing in…good on her…

I just care that no one calls it out as fetish shit, but instead pretend this is practical workout shit….I mean I guess it is since the only cardio we all get is through jerking off and I am sure some of you can at least get started in the jerk off looking at this…I think completion to this would be challenging even for the horny, backed up, pervert..

So keep the fitness pics coming girl, we need more deep squats that showcase a glimpse of asshole to really feel that burn, which unfortunately is prostatis because we’re old….you know the DEMO you don’t tell your high paid ad partners…”so 60 percent of my audience are fat perverts in their 40s and 50s who jerk off to me”….which is kinda rude and not very nice to those who actually occupy her fan base. SHOUT OUT us.

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2020

Nov

Dude Drives Through Grocery Store and Other Videos of the Day

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Disinfection Tunnel in France

Road Raging Chick

Crackhead Shit…

Santa Toy Fucks Twerking Reindeer Toy

BLM Beat an Old Guy in a Trump Shirt

6 Cops VS 1 Dude

Blonde Girl Getting Attacked by BLM

Antifa Dude with a Chain Hits Guy in Wheel Chair

Idiot Tries to Grab Trump Flag – Drives into Pole

Terrible Bike Accident

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2020

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It seems like sex for the younger generation is like “oops I farted” level of “importance”…you know that scratching an itch, which is probably the way sex should be at least from a pervert’s perspective, you know “why make a big deal out of this girl, it’s just something that feels good for both of us, we should just do it as often as we can, it’s not like there’s anything better to do between screening the latest TIKTOK chinese spyware…”….but it also seems like sex for the younger generation is also like “Oops I farted…so maybe you’ll want to use that garden hose to suck the shit out of me, before fucking my ass”…since licking ass has levels to it….

All this to say, it’s pretty irritating that COVID has turned celebs into influencers….doing that shitty influencer content…

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2020

Nov

Shower Sundays of the Day

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I guess I was supposed to post these over the weekend, but I was drunk and being drunk makes it hard for me to get on a computer and write nonsense about girls who take hot nude or half nude selfies in the shower for the sake of having hot content to post on the internet…

I definitely have a shower fetish, I am the kind of person who would live in the shower if I could. It’s so warm and cozy and it’s where I come up with all my brilliant ideas and things to say that no one bothers reading or paying attention to….so despite everyday being for showers, Sunday is the day I am supposed to post all these pics of girls in the shower, who I think are less interested in getting clean, but more interested in giving us that voyeur experience…like the time I tried to sneak into the women’s lockerroom in highschool to watch them shower, to watching my foster mother shower, to trying to sneak into the lockerroom at the YMCA where I had a gym membership in 1999 to see them shower, to asking every girl I’ve ever known to let me watch them shower, or at least hop in the shower with me to jerk off to them….the shower…a wonderful, mindful place, for sexy time….at least when you’re a voyeur…which I am.

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2020

Nov

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

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I guess I was supposed to post these over the weekend, but I was drunk and being drunk makes it hard for me to get on a computer and write nonsense about pics of fat girls who either upload nudes of themselves for the fat fetishists out there who I know exist, because I’ve met them…..then there’s the whole horny dude who doesn’t realize that jerking off alone is as fulfilling as getting your dick sucked…pretty much the same outcome so you don’t really need to lower yourself to having some KFC smelling saliva and grease on your cock after a fancy UBER EATS order for the fatty from TINDER….

I do not find fat girls hot, I find them lazy pigs who eat too much,. I am married to a fat woman who was fat before fat empowerment and body shaming created body positivity and brands felt the DECENt thing to do was encourage and reward these fatties…nd I don’t subscribe to the genetic thing….it’s diet and exercise bitch…calories in and calories out…and the fat that these girls are all willing to get naked, is pretty amazing, since I’d feel nothing but shame and humiliation…disappointment in myself…but they can tap into that fatness and see positive vibes thanks to TINDER and the MEDIA telling them big is beautiful…when it’s not…but at least it can come with huge tits…

The funny thing is that I am not even trying to shame these fatties, I am celebrating them because girls who get naked on the internet are amazing, more common and come in all sizes…and the fat girls getting naked are still more interesting to me than the celebs doing the same thing..

So here’s those plus sized for the plus sized fans, because it is important to have a little something for everyone, even if it’s not my preference…and it is MY right to think fat is vile….I am fat, it’s like a black person using the “n-word” the gays using the “Faggot” word…you get what I am saying here…I’m allowed to make fun of fatties cuz I am one, married to one, and know fat and the premature death it causes all too well…

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2020

Nov

Skinny Girl Saturday of the Day

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I guess I was supposed to post these over the weekend, but I was drunk and being drunk makes it hard for me to get on a computer and write nonsense about pics of girls who think they are skinny enough to be hashtagged our uploaded to the skinny girl group…but because the world is so fat, some girls who think they are skinny are not the true meaning of skinny…they are basically the GRINCH WHO STOLE SKINNY, who by comparison to all the fatties are skinny, but for someone from an era of skinny girls being the norm, true skinny is some starved out eating disorder shit…just fucking skin and bones….the shit that unrealistic body expectations were built on…the reason I have a tall skinny model fetish….but I guess these girls despite not being as skinny as I want…aren’t fat…so this is Skinny Girl Saturday…on a MONDAY…lol….I’m suck a failure.

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2020

Nov

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

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I guess I was supposed to post these over the weekend, but I was drunk and being drunk makes it hard for me to get on a computer and write nonsense about pics of girls in bikini that really have no point besides being girls in bikinis…I don’t even know if these girls in swimsuits were even the people who uploaded these pics…or if I just got them from bootleg weird pervert’s channel where he compiles all the bikini pics he can find since it’s his fetish….I just know girls in bikinis, even everyday girls in bikinis, especially every day girls in bikinis as far as social media is concerned…the vacation bikini pic of people you know, co-workers, your friend’s wife has provided hours of jerking off…..and then there’s the amateur bikini model trying to be the next Swimsuit model getting in their bikinis…it’s just always a good time when it comes to bikinis…so this was cued for saturday, to keep the site alive over the weekend, but I suck at life…and I think DrukenStepfather.com is a nice reflection of that.

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