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2020

Nov

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

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I guess I was supposed to post these over the weekend, but I was drunk and being drunk makes it hard for me to get on a computer and write nonsense about pics of girls in bikini that really have no point besides being girls in bikinis…I don’t even know if these girls in swimsuits were even the people who uploaded these pics…or if I just got them from bootleg weird pervert’s channel where he compiles all the bikini pics he can find since it’s his fetish….I just know girls in bikinis, even everyday girls in bikinis, especially every day girls in bikinis as far as social media is concerned…the vacation bikini pic of people you know, co-workers, your friend’s wife has provided hours of jerking off…..and then there’s the amateur bikini model trying to be the next Swimsuit model getting in their bikinis…it’s just always a good time when it comes to bikinis…so this was cued for saturday, to keep the site alive over the weekend, but I suck at life…and I think DrukenStepfather.com is a nice reflection of that.

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2020

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I assume that it’s hard to find a hair dresser to braid your dick hairs….when bored I suggest calling every hair salon and asking for their best looking hair dresser to hop on the phone…then ask her if she does any “at home” services because you want your dick hairs braided…tight in a corn row…cultural appropriation corn rows..to make it more offensive….so if you’re a hair dresser out of work because of COVID or you know one…maybe housecall dick hair braiding is the fucking money maker….

I wonder if anyone will be getting AIDS from Santa this year, you know with Mall’s shut down and all, will there even be a Santa out there to give you AIDS? I guess we’ll find out….

Never forget that recycled air may be bad for COVID but is better than recycled condoms….or I guess it would be reusing condoms not recycling them…who even uses condoms…this joke only worked in the gay clubs back in the 90s…

I am dated….This has just been a 16 year warm up…or a 16 is year demise….I’ve been doing this shit 16 years….we’ll figure it out, or we won’t.

Keep up your social media activism, you mainstream, boring, repetitive drone fuck…or tell me how it is Friday the 13th in 2020 again…..and I’ll keep up my stepLINKS of the Day like the boring, repetitive, drone fuck….

In Honor of Masters Week – because I care about golf and the yuppie pinhead bros who jack off to golf – Let’s Take a Look at Bryson Dechambeau’s Girlfriend Sophia Phalen Bertolami’s BIG TITTTIES!
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Bella Hadid in a Bikini Top for her Tie Dye Party
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Pia Mia Perez Booty from a Good Angle
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Long Jumper Maryna Bekh-Romanchuk Takes a Break From Training in Her Bikini
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Thong Booty Crushing Watermelons
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Caprice is Still Around and she has Pokies!
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Kate Upton in Leggings
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Josephine Skriver Instagram VS Reality
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Nicola Peltz in a Sheer Robe
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Josh Allen’s Girlfriend Brittany Williams Drops a Couple of Smoking Hot Selfies
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Friends Reunion Delayed until March 2021
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Funny Memes
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Granny at some Porn Convention asking for Tips….
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Candice Wiggins See Through!
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Kat Dennings New hair
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Hot Dress to Wrap. her New Movie
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Charlotte McKinney’s But for Charity
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Ellen – All is Forgiven
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102-Year-Old Dancer Sees Herself On Screen For The First Time!
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Smashing an Xbox X
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Jordan Poyer Spent His Free Time Massaging Rachel Bush’s Butt
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Matrix cast throws a party in Berlin, against the rules
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Idiotic Workers Comp Claim
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Brie Larson’s Learning to Dance on Youtube and It’s Bad!
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Cara Delevingne Reveals her Halloween Costume Yesterday and SHe’s Not Wearing Pants
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Megyn Kelly will never return to mainstream media
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Two Ladies Go through the times with their outfits…
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Natali is Plus Sized and Naked in Nature…
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Holly Sonders Doing Her Thing in a Skintight Bodysuit
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The Great Escape Of The Lucky Penguin vs Orcas!
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Awkward Backstreet Boy TikTok
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sexy Prisoner Outfit with the Tits Out
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Hot Babe of the Day – Lucy Markovic is My New Girl Crush!
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CeeDee Lamb’s Girlfriend Claims She Was Hacked After Sharing a DM From Vikings WR Justin Jefferson
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Weird Bikini Top Wearing Girl Does Some Mirror Optical Illuasion
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Hot Model Ida Toft in her Bikini
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Odell Beckham Jr’s Girlfriend Sends Him a Positive Message After His ACL Surgery
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Body Painted ASs
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Absolutely Massive Alligator Spotted Strolling Around In A Golf Course In Florida!
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Vehicle Pileup on Interstate 94
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Noah Cyrus on Film!
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Paulina Gretzky Makes an Appearance at the Masters
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Bebe Rexha Big Cleavage
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Booty Peek Thanks to Short Shirt
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Top 5 Hollywood Butts!
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Model Myrtille Revemont Nipple Peak
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Best On Camera Jog
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie
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Asking Navy Officers How Often They Get Shot In The Body Armour Or Helmet!
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Vietnam Shoots M60 First Time since Vietnam
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Maisie Smith busty in a Sports Bra and Bike Shorts
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Booty Show in the Kitchen
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Kehlani, Jhene Aiko, Teyana Taylor & Summer Walker for Billboard.
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Irina Shayk in Vogue Germany
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Taraji P Henson in her Street Walker Clothes
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Ariel Winter Fat as Shit at the Gas Statuion with her Tits Out
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Eiza Gonzalez is Hot Getting Coffee
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Rachel Brosnahan not Using Enough Tit in this Shoot
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Lea Seydoux in some Thigh High Socks
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Miranda Lambert in a Tight Dress
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Maren Morris Showing Leg
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You’ll Probably Jerk Off to These Dresses
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Madison been in Mask
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Dancing with the Stars Homewrecker
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Pregnant Emma Roberts
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Lucy Hale Dog Walker
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Olivia Culpo in Shape Mag
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Double Dildo Time
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9 Reasons to Say WTF was That
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AMATEUR FLESH: Y_NOT_69
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Covid Strippers….
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Slutty Shoppers….
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Fishnet Friday Dildo
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29 People Having a Shittier Day than You
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Lesbians…..
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Best Tits Today
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What Kid of Dildo is That
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Scumbag of the Week
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Topless in the Pool
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Requiem for a Dream Things
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Hot Nude Blonde
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Nurse on a Dildo
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Strip in a SHallow Pool..
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Oh My Gourd
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They Say this is a Sex Tape with his Asian Teacher…
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Cherry Pepsi Blind Taste Test
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Live stream group Sex
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Lesbian Wheelbarrow not Lesbian Wheel Barrel – Dumbfuck
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2020

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Giving Off Cam Girl Vibes of the Day

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I was talking shit on celebrities doing influencer shit now because they are attention seekers and go where the eyeballs are. They want that money and know that social presence is where the money comes from. That’s the era we live in…..so they are out here doing youtube channels, IG tactics, even lame as shit TikTok Dances and the whole thing should be beneath them, but I guess when they see how easy it is to be a self produced whore, life without social media becomes the past….

I mean these are professionally trained, high paid people doing bottom feeding things cuz that’s the content people consume…all trying to be a Kardashian…and the whole thing lacks a snobbiness, reduces them to real desperates, but as professionals they just smile their way through it…

Part of me wants celebs to remain celebs, who are off grid and obscure until they come out to do some epic movie roll or stunt…the day to day content stream becomes just a little annoying…I don’t need to see Hudgens at 30 being her hottest she’s been doing bootleg shit everyday…but when it involves this short short twerk nonsense, despite being lame as shit, it’s definitely worth the watch….the Only Fans thing went viral for the mainstream, next up…cam girl shit…and I guess despite hating celebs lowering themselves to this, I don’t mind some of the shit they output…

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2020

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off flashing is the concept of selfie of your daily outfit, selfie of you totally naked, posted side by side so that you can see what you get if you were to run into girl on the street or at a club, back in an era when you were allowed to do those things, and not run in fear that she may have some virus besides herpes, aids or SYPH, you know the viruses you’d risk getting up in a bitch for, but not the virus that could kill your granny…no fucking way…get 6 feet away cunt…do it for the ELDERLY….

Or I guess it’s for dudes who they meet on tinder that never see them clothed thanks to the hookup being efficient…having a chance to reflect on what they fucked and what it would look like when it is out in public, since you never saw that side of them…

It’s the reverse NUDE…in an era where everyone is nude…and you’re just like “hey can you put this sweatsuit on so that I feel excited when I strip you down, since I’ve only seen you naked all this time”….

Either way, it’s a good tactic or online “challenge” to get girls naked, or to give them a reason to get naked and this is this weeks round-up…we do them every friday and I like em.

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2020

Nov

Dove Cameron Short Dress of the Day

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I only know two things about this Dove Cameron girl, the first is that she’s a child star who was sold off to the industry and the second is that she’s got mental disorders and is on suicide watch thanks to her dad killing himself and her thinking it is genetic…he killed himself for being a closet gay living a double life…while she’ll kill herself for being some stage parented kid who had her childhood ripped from her because she was thrown into the competitive world of child stardom….where the pressure is always….high stress reaps big rewards so you and your family can be rich by 18, only to find out your family spent all you damn money on the house downpayment not in your name…remember Dana Plato, me neither, but she’s the poster girl for this shit….

I don’t know if this is her suicide outfit, but that would be dark if it was, but I do know she’s done a lot of work on her face with those inejctions like all the other girls who don’t realize we need those laugh lines to fill with our own serum…you know if you use that filler shit, where are we to fill….not that ya’ll will ever cum on Dove Cameron’s face but that doesn’t mean you can’t work through scenarios in which you could cum on her face…I mean they make you do all those dramatizations in First Aid training…why not in jerking off to celebs in slutty dresses…right…

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2020

Nov

Amanda Seyfried Naked with her Dog of the DAy

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I am a firm believer that all celebrities are pieces of shit. Overrated, overpaid, pieces of shit. They don’t offer us with any real value, their skill set of acting is hardly a skill, and the fact they get paid millions to be actors is a fucking scam against society….I get that we need things to fill our empty minds, to distract us, and to keep us fat in front of our TVs, but to celebrate the idiots in the pictures is idiotic, yet here we are…celebrating the idiots in the pictures..and yes I call movies pictures because I was born in 1902.

I will say that I am a fan of Amanda Seyfried…for the longest time, when people would ask me who my favorite celebrity was, I’d say Seyfried…I mean I didn’t say that for that long, and it was a long time ago…and my opinion of her was solely based on one thing…big tits on a small frame…which will forever excite me…even if I fully embrace small tits too…

This was back when she was doing 2-3 movies a year, she basically moved in and replaced Lohan on Lovelace and a few other projects and LOHAN was crackheadedly texting me back then and she hated it…so it made me like Seyfried more…her success was causing Lohan sadness and despite thinking Lohan was great…I believe Seyfried was better…

Anyway, Seyfriend, who in the paparazzi was this unshowered slob in sweatpants, which at the time, no celebs wore in public…she looked disgusting….but then she’d be so hot in the movies…and out of those 3 movies she’d do a year, 1 or 2 would be nude movies and the other some Disney level queer emotional shit for teens….

At the time, you were either a nude model, or a cheesy model, and she managed to be both…and when I saw model…I mean “car model” not fashion model..figure it out fuckers…

So boring as fuck Seyfried, is still boring as fuck, but she’s still got her Brown Dog she’s had forever and she’s potentially naked…a mom now…but potentially naked…a nice reminder of what she was about 10 years ago…right

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2020

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s Fishnet Friday…girls need slutty outfits to wear for their social media accounts and Fishnets are that legacy product…that pantyhose or hosiery that has been around for over 100 years…so they can slut out like their great grannies, only their great grannies couldn’t sell their smut on the internet, they just kept it for the privacy of their own bedrooms the way it was supposed to be….

I know I shit on girls getting naked on the internet because it is just too much nude content to consume, it’s hours and years of content updated every day….and it’s insane…and like anything that is oversaturated, too much of a good thing is too much, but at the same time, I am glad that amateur porn isn’t reserved for 50 year old fat ladies who look like they either work at the Library, or some loser bottom of the barrel job, where they would pose in FUCK with their half wit husband on their found in the trash sofa, with their luxurious flea market decor….

Making it mainstream, makes the quality much better, but modest is the hottest to me!

Anyway, the cheap and easy lingerie they can get at any CVS….along with vibrators, they sell sex toys at CVS now….because we are just that perverted as a people…and that’s ok…it’s just that we’ll need to go darker and deeper into sex to get off if we’ve seen every girl in the world’s butthole….and that’s ok. Who cares. SLuts!

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2020

Nov

Bella Thorne Gets Naked of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s been best described by my friend Steve as someone who looks like she smells like ass. That’s not a direct quote, but you get the idea…the hooker you hired who ran out of wet-ones and wasn’t able to get to the closest Walmart bathroom to rinse off, only for you to have some pussy you’re paying that smells like you do after a week of winter camping….not that I camp but I assume that a week with no water while being stuck in snowpants to keep warm for that week….nothing but stink…yeah that was a stretch, I think dirty asshole was enough description you needed….all this to say “shoutout steve”…

Anyway, in being EDGY and PORNY, trying to bridge the gap of horny, oversexualized, over-sexed, cumming feels good let’s all talk about it far too much, she launched an Only Fans cash grab where she’s just doing it for the easy cash grab, she’s already made millions dipping her toe in porn….but she’s also doing it because she’s an exhibitonist, an attention seeking pervert….and flashing people is exciting….

She’s still pretty fucking bad at taking nudes, this is the most strategic naked she’s been on her onlyfans to date, and so many poor fucks she’s exploiting and taking advantage of probably paid heavy for this…so feel happy you weren’t one of those people, because if you’re like me, these celebs make enough and the slutty content on social should be free marketing initiatives to hype the fans up…this paying for content is a terrible situation that I assumed we moved away from…but I was wrong…

Despite being this sexual character doing sex work….on the lowest level of sex work…which isn’t really a major stretch from the sex work she did as a child star for the pervert industry that groomed her….she lacks serious sex appeal….she’s got the “Band Camp” Alyson Hannigan level of sex appeal…that’s an American Pie reference, but the best thing to describe this, not because it’s “red head shit” but because when Hannigan talks about fucking her flute or whatever she fucked in band Camp…there was zero hotness to it…it was a “ugghhhh” situation…

What I find annoying is that the mainstream that she doesn’t need because she has her own channel, hasn’t blacklisted her yet for her sexual solicitation….there was once morality clauses and many people get banned on social media for less aggressive shit….but because she’s famous, they let it slide…that’s discrimination…down with the elitists….

All this to say, her nude fucking sucks….this is someone trained to be on camera and this is what she gives us….clearly her cash grab is just a troll…a joke…that makes her a ton of money because she’s a shitty person.

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2020

Nov

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full back panties used to be called period panties, before those damn hippie feminists and their DIVA CUPS decided that FREE BLEEDING was better for their vaginas, you know fight the TAMPON and it’s polluting plastic Applicator, that shit gave a model Toxic Shock syndrome and now she has no legs….which makes her lesbian sex with Paris Hilton’s photographer all the more perverted….google it.

So yeah, period panties, the panties that women wear while on their period and not necessarily to free bleed into because they have diaper qualities, like the period panties of today…..period panties in the old school sense of the term because I am a fucking boomer and assume all girls wear pads that need panties like this to hold in place…my wife went through menopause in the 90s…periods aren’t really something I am familiar with…

Maybe I’ll just call them GRANNY PANTIES….as they’ve been labeled in what I would call a NEGATIVE LIGHT, because traditional panties and their pantylines can be hot….that thong shit or g-string shit or commando shit isn’t the only underwear out there….and sometimes full coverage is exciting you know because of what you don’t see….I know, a crazy concept for all these people spreading their vaginas as hard as they can on social media to get noticed…but something I appreciate…not to mention, you can still spread your damn pussy as far and wide as you choose in full back panties…

So here’s girls in fullback panties because they need themes to inspire their content production!

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2020

Nov

Phoebe Price Nip Slip of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a legend as far as I’m concerned and if she was born a couple decades later, she’d be a huge fucking star.

She was an influencer before there were influencers, the kind of borderline delusional person who for whatever reason thinks people making fun of her is them hyping her up because they are just jealous….not that anyone should make fun of Phoebe Price, she’s a legend and should be respected and adorned…

But yeah, she is barely famous for being herself and herself is dressing in outrageous outfits wherever the paparazzi is, just a paparazzi created celebrity that isn’t even a celebrity, because people don’t appreciate how amazing her hustle is.

She must be pushing 50 by now, but she’s still got her fat tits out, literally out with nipple slip….and the only real downer in the Phoebe Price experience is that she doesn’t do the whole sex tape porn thing, even when she gets sleazier and sleazier with the times, since society is getting sleazier and sleazier….she’s not getting fucked in video and that is a fucking crime as far as I’m concerned.

Flashing tits is fine, but it’s not where the market it….just another almost making it, but missing the mark, something most of us can probably relate to….

The only sad thing in all of this, because I think Phoebe has an amazing time and doesn’t seem to want more than she has, is that girls have gone viral as influeners for far less creativity and effort….coordinating this low level fame takes work, while instagram influencing doesn’t.

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