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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day

Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day

Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day

Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day

Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2020

Nov

Heidi Klum Being Slutty of the Day

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Heidi Klum is showing you how she licks her TWINK husband’s asshole when they fuck, you know one of those SUBS turned DOMS after she recovered from her marriage to SEAL where they had at least 4 kids because it was impossible for her not to get pregnant when they fucked because his LUPUS DICK (SHOUT OUT SELENA GOMEZ) that is rumored to be 15 inches long would just take her uterus up into her throat with every fuck….

Then there’s the whole Germans like getting shit on thing, which is convenient to talk about in today’s fourth post, because the 3 previous posts have mentioned shitting and farting….so why not keep up the trend, even if shit, fart and dick jokes hurt me on a physical level…

What I am getting at is Germans invented SCAT FETISH porn in their sex clubs, so you know this bitch, top model, huge success or not….is fucking dirty…and that her tongue play here in the bath is clearly about rimming….

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2020

Nov

Daphne Blunt Booty of the Day

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I am old, therefore I remember when BLUNTS were celebrated in this KRS-ONE (rock on) song:

It was 1993 and Hip Hop was still a subculture that hadn’t infiltrated every mall brand, middle of the road, white person…..which basically turned Hip Hop in shitty white person pop music, but that brought some of the ghetto hip hop vibes to the unassuming white girl….allowing her to live her best suburban life with some twang in the way she speaks, using some Ebonics s white educated girls should, while taking black cock and aspiring to be strippers, or Only Fan girls…it all sort of blends into each other….because I am sure any Hip Hop show today wouldn’t be a scary underground thing, but rather the equivalent to going to an NKOTB concert back in 1992, with more white girls twerking like they were raised at CARNIVALE, not Mall of America, and more weed….but yeah, shit’s not edgy…

I am not talking hip hop because Daphne Blunt is seemingly black, I am talking hip hop because Daphne Blunt’s name is Blunt…and it reminds me of 1993 Hip Hop…

Daphne Louise Blunt is an American actress, singer, web television presenter and fashion blogger. Blunt is known for her work on television shows such as The Young and the Restless, The Thundermans, Uncle Buck and Nickelodeon’s The Dunes Club….a Nickelodeon child star so you know this racy pose is part of the process of being exposed to pervert execs at a young age…

What I like about this shoot, is that if she farts, we’ll see everything….second, maybe third post of the day and I’ve mentioned farting in each…what’s wrong with me….everything…I know.

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2020

Nov

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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I wonder if FROG BUTT was invented by a girl who saw her FRENCHIE or similar trendy dog sitting in the “Frog Butt” pose and thought to herself “I can use that for my internet whoring”….maybe it was a dude who saw his dog in the same position and said “If I get girls to pose this way, we’ll see everything they have to offer in a less aggressive doggy style position”….plus if you can show a cute puppy posing and say “do this” it’s less porny and perverted in their instagram model shoots….

I want to know who conceptualized FROG BUTT and why others hopped onto it….maybe FROG BUTT is a yoga pose I am just not familiar with, which it could be, since that whole YOGA thing isn’t really a hobby for me, even if I like the pants. It’s been made clear that the pants outside of the Yoga studio are far more appealing since they aren’t farting.

These are a bunch of girls in FROG BUTT…because it is Friday.

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2020

Nov

Woman Beats Veteran in his Apartment…and Other Videos of the Day

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Joe Biden’s Ice Cream Fetish

Mono Wheel Mental Case

Walker Walker Walking Bad

Canadian Mask Tester

Indian traffic cop runs for 2 kilometres clearing roads for ambulance transporting patient

Idiot Trained Pitbull To Use Machete – What

Protesters set fire to the wrong apartment

Runner…

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2020

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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In this Anal obsessed, butt plug society where everyone’s a pornstar….all this hot girl shit even though hot girls don’t shit….at least according to me….I brain washed myself into thinking that back in high school and I still think it today…shitting is for the uglies…and there’s many reasons hot girls don’t shit, in part because they don’t eat more than they burn off….just efficient people…making eating their assholes far less shit tasting…because if you’ve ever eaten an ugly girl’s unwashed ass….you know…

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Brie Larson is Learning to Dance
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Jordan Poyer Spent His Free Time Massaging Rachel Bush’s Butt
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Charlotte McKinney’s Butt Shot…
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Paulina Gretzky Makes an Appearance at the Masters
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Vietnam Veteran Shoots A M60 For The First Time Since The Vietnam War!
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Megyn Kelly will never return to mainstream media
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102-Year-Old Dancer Sees Herself On Screen For The First Time!
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If People Sprinted instead of Walked – The Dumb Video
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Asking Homeless People Their Top Three Wishes!
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I Love Baby Elephants – This One is Dancing
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Fox News Anchor Guest Falls Off His Chair On Live TV!
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2020

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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My favorite thing about the holidays is fucking a constipated crackhead hooker up the ass and saying “Shitter was Full”….on some Randy Quaid shit…

I actually hate when people reference jokes from movies in their day to day speak…BORAT was one of the worst, but every Adam Sandler, Will Farrell, Austin Powers type movie is pretty bad too….I’ve actually blocked out all the shitty movie joke references that have trended over the yeaers…because like all these under 30 year old babies, “It was traumatic, I have suffered Trauma, and I’ve dis-asasociated myself from it”….

People watch TOO much self help, especially dudes…because this “woke” shit is insane…not only have I had people I know talk about how they are re-educating themselves, today I saw a guy who beat the shit out of his girlfriend….say something about how he only has love for people and how he wants to be free of possessions with limitless connections….gaslighting…actual facts…my own truth…my own narrative…

Everyone is a tattle tale now…REPORT IT…REPORT IT…I don’t like it “REPORT IT”….and that shit trickles into life…you can’t go to the store anymore and talk shit because some blue haired asshole will chime in and tell you it’s a safe space, or that what you are saying is TRIGGERING….because apparently faking a phone call where you say “that’s an ass I’d fuck without consent” while looking at a mom in leggings is insensitive….”REPORT IT”….maybe the overlords and facebook will delete me from actual life….they are likely working on it…that’s the future feature when they push a button when they don’t like your dumb jokes and your head explodes….which is what may happen when you click these links…

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Anne Winters in a Tight Dress
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Former FIU Golfer Michelle Rodriguez is Celebrating Masters Week With Several Buttons Unbuttoned
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Jojo’s Accidental J.Lo
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Holly Sonders Doing Her Thing in a Skintight Bodysuit!!
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Kira Kosarin’s Cleavage!
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Charlotte McKinney’s Bare Booty
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Pregnant Hilary Duff in her COMFY Pants
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Bikini Season is Not Over!
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Olivia Munn is a Gamer
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Egotastic Sports Hottie of the Day: Desiree Davis
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Kylie Jenner in a Bra Top!
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Electromagnetic Rail Gun Firing Is Scarier Than You Think!
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Microwaves Mess with WIFI Signal….Our poor brains..
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Chinese Lady Rockin’ Out
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Emily Ratajkowski’ Baby Bump Progress Report
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Hot Instagram Hotty!
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Hot Dasha Naked and Bright!
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Some Trashy Memes
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This Is The U.S. Military’s Most Powerful Gun!
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Fails!
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Emeril Lagasse selling his Florida mansion
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Wonder Woman Slow Motion Job
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Model Simone Holtznagel Calls Herself Trash!
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Watch Alexis Ren Workout
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16 Chefs Reveal Red Flags You Should Watch Out For When Eating At A Restaurant
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The LockPickingLawyer Opens Up An Cuban Cigars Locked In A Smartphone Locker!
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Here’s How Steroids Effect Our Muscles And The Rest Of The Body!
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Veteran Tetris Expert Tries Tetris Effect!
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Cardi B apologises after being accused of cultural appropriation
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Drunk Woman Wipes Out
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Inside Madelaine Petsch’s Morning Workout!
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Jade Chynoweth’s PJ Dance and Thong Bikini!
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What The Zombie Mode In Call Of Duty Might Be Like!
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Parkour Moves By Gas Marx!
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Idiot Girl Drops her 6 pack
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Nude Model in the Sand
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UFC Fighter Paul Felder Taking a Fight With Rafael Dos Anjos on 5 Days Because of His Big Balls
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Kenneth Copeland’s Strange Laughter Gets Remixed!
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The Ozzy Man Reviews A Silly Street Fight!
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Today’s Naked Redhead!
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Corey Seager’s Fiancee Wore a Form Fitting Swimsuit With His Face On It
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Bella Thorne Hard Nipple
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Food Channel Dude Had to Apologize for Holocaust Tweets
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Wentworth Miller Refuses to Play a Straight Character
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Pregnant Kelsea Ballerini
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Carrie Underwood in a Tight Dress
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Miranda Lambert in a Tight Pink Dress
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Taylor Hill at the CMAs
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Chantel Jeffries Hot Body
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Diana Agron in NYC
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Sutton Foster Legs…
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Scar/Jo in a Magazine
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Model Georgia Fowler in a Magazine
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Eiza Gonzalez Hot in Leggings
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Girls Love Champagne
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I Think she Fucking Killed Him
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Tear Jerkers.
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Dildo Reveal!
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Girl Spends 9 Minutes Exploding…
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This Girl Sucks at Undressing
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Room Service
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Boom! Titties
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Shower Dildo Twerk
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Fit Girl Fucks
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New Orleans Strip Down….
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Meg Thee Stallion Twerk!
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Petite Peaches is the Reddit Amateur
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One Night Stand!
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Interracial
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Milf and her Pink Dildo
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Jenna Sativa Naked Modelling!
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Grinding and Greasy
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Kitchen Fuck
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Hades in Fishnets!
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Face Sit!
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Girl Sucks Dick on a Train
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Mikes Hard – Goes Hard
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Hannah Palmer’s Hottest Pics
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Girl Jumps Herself Naked
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Grocery Store Run
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2020

Nov

Cardi B Tongue Rider of the DAy

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I think one of the most important things that has happened in pop culture is that the kids went from being raised by Kim Kardashian, the pornstar who only did one porn, but who made billions for the family because of that porn, a porn she signed off on and was involved in, as a tactic to get this whole celebrity launched the Paris Hilton way, encouraging girls everywhere to be open to doing sex tapes…which evolved nicely into nudes all day from all ways…..

But yes, the kids went from Kim K to Caridi B…to teach them all her trash can ways…you so they can go from sleazy raised on porn perverts to really being gutter trash…

I think nothing but good can come from this starlets influence….

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2020

Nov

Jordyn Jones in Tight Pants of the Day

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Jordyn Jones posted this selfie, that I guess isn’t as slutty as it could be, which is too bad, I expect more from a dancer from Kalamazoo Michigan, I mean I think a dancer from Kalamazoo Michigan is patient 0 for AIDS…or Super Chlamydia or some shit…and if you look at Jordyn Jones mom, you won’t just see the future of Jordan Jones, you will see some pure fat white trash that looks like she got lost in the aisles of Walmart thanks to her opiate addiction…and she was there buying her Mountain Dew and Denture Glue after losing her teeth from the meth, it’s been rough….and some canned corn and Hamburger Helper to feed the family….or whatever it is poor white people do.

Her mother, is the kind of trash that sends her young kids to auditions for dance shows for kids, that she ends up landing, which shouldn’t be allowed on TV in the first place, that’s just too appealing to the worst kind of people, so for a parent to push their kids on a kids dancing show…they should be fucking arrested…

But I guess that made Jordyn Jones….who is now not just a dancer exploited as a child dancer by her own family for the fame…..she also makes shitty pop music…and does that whole internet thing….and is trending despite looking inbred…

Anyway, here’s this Dog the Bounty Hunter looking bitch.

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2020

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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As you all know, it’s the generation of the asshole. Girls love anal, not that they didn’t always love anal, it was just not really seen as the coveted orifice but more the back-up to the vagina when it was on its period, or as a mechanism to avoid pregnancy with those uptight girls who don’t believe in abortion because of god or some shit…anal was only exciting to guys who had girls who didn’t do anal….while guys who did have girls who liked anal were into it but that whole shit on the dick is always gross….I don’t think that happens anymore…kids love shit…

But yeah, this generation of asshole, where girls feel the need to show the asshole any chance they get, even though we know they have an asshole, I guess it’s just evidence of a properly executed NUDE, if there’s asshole then you know you’re getting the best available….the spread asshole is the coveted and it’s less slutty for them when in thongs, you know because they are being modest….or because pussies are backburnered while we are united by the anus.

Here’s some ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG!

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2020

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Homeless Man Dance of the Day

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If you’re into seeing Vanessa Hudgens looking like a crackhead prostitute who has just lost her fucking mind and is about to hit the ground convulsing thanks to shitty street drugs she had to fish out of a puddle after her last john only paid her 5 dollars for the rotten mouth dick suck….here she is…all fucking unhinged…

I know the Vanessa Hudgens has spent they COVID quarantine that’s barely an actual quarantine, at least not for rich people, but yeah she spent the time optimizing her social media, I guess she realized she had a serious audience there because she is fucking famous from TV, and if she does basic influencer tactics…easy to fucking get those people excited and those excited people means brand deals, acting jobs, bigger pay days…people like people with an audience….which is why no one likes me…

I don’t know why I enjoy this video, is it the tight dress, is it the reminder that bitches be crazy and the crazier the bitch the better she fucks…or maybe I just like this new Vanessa Hudgens hustle…but not that much, since I hate all attention seeking celebrity trash…

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