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2020

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Nov

Taylor Momsen Graveyard Nudity of the Day

Taylor Momsen is a crowd favorite, I don’t know why….but people fucking love her…and I only find that interesting because before last week, I totally forgot she even existed until last week when she decided to do some promotional work for what must be a new album…but then again I don’t go on social media to see if she’s been consistently bringing the goods or if that’s just what she does to get attnetion when she’s about to do a cash grab….you’d hope that it is something she does all throughout her life so that it doesn’t seem so desperate for a transaction, you kmnow in a “she’s using us because we are simp fucks who will buy what she’s selling if she’s naked”….which is probably what she’s doing> i guess you can google her album release and see if it corresponds to her dramatic nudes where you can’t see butthole even if the whole era of people is based on buttholes…

Unless she’s just out here because it is officially CHRISTMAS SEASON and since being in Grinch singing “Where are you Christmas”…she get so excited for this time of year she gets naked in a graveyard….to be goth edgy and ultimately…pretty fucking lame…since we can’t see the butthole.

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2020

11

Nov

Braless Joey King of the Day

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I just did this post on CAYLEY KING who is Joey King’s less successful, dick riding sister, who has to wear a bikini to get noticed while her sister has 18 million fans and she only has 65k….crazy I know….but the nice thing about that is that Cayley is in a bikini for attention in that post so you know she knows what she needs to do…and since I just wrote it, you can go see what I said instead of making me repeat it here you assholes…

Joey King, who I didn’t find hot until recently and really it was probably only because I saw her in a movie based on a documentary and she was amazing in it….I was rooting for her Golden Globe win and I felt she was robbed but knew it would put her on the map and have her taken more seriously as an actor…even though acting is a fucking joke…and requires no talent and I am never “moved” by a performance….and I wouldn’t say Joey King moved me, I’ll just say she deserved that win….

She has gone onto posting shit to instagram, it’s the only way to exist in her era…it’s more important than TV, people don’t even know about content off of social media…which is why this site has 2 readers….hi Dad….jokes…I don’t know who my dad is…I just know the condom broke and my mom couldn’t afford an abortion with spending all her hooker money on crack and aids medications….

Here’s Joey King in her pajamas…nipple visible sick fucks.

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2020

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Nov

Cayley King Bikini of the Day

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Cayley King is Joey King’s hot sister, at least when showing off her tits in a bikini…because she looks a lot like Joey King….but with tits in a bikini because she needs to be tits in the bikini as she’s only rocking under 100k followers on instagram which in this era is basically 0….there are cashiers at your local grocery stores with more fans and they haven’t been on TV like Cayley and they don’t have a sister with 20 million followers because Joey King is way more famous than I thought she was….at least on Instagram…which is where it counts…

I know you’re probably like me and you’re into the sister fetish, always fun to want to fuck the sister of basically any celebrity, or your wife…because sisters are genetically so close, but a totally different person, so it’s not like you’re cheating…

I usually like the unsuccessful sisters best because they’ve been trained to think they aren’t as good, you know born losers…even if they are better than the average, they aren’t the best in their family and I like the insecurity that creates….it’s all about focusing on the losers….and luckily Cayley is a loser because she’s gotta show bikini pics to let us know she’s worthy….THE way nature intended…

I know, this world of MeToo, Rape Culture, Objectification of Women, Sexualizing of women all being bad things, only to do it in a different format for the exact same results is weird…but at least we get to remain perverts. They can’t take that from us!

I am more into her SHITTY ART because shitty art always makes me laugh…

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2020

11

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Workout Wednesday was originally supposed to be slutty girls in the gym working out and being hot, but thanks to the internet being sleazy as fuck, we’ve taken the Workout out of the equation, because sure watching girls doing fitness in their fitness gear is always fun when you’re at the gym with them, you know allowing you to creep on them to keep them motivated, while keeping you motivated to go back to the gym the next day to creep on the next girl in fitness gear…as we do…it’s the number one fitness motivator…

I know that I get called a pornographer, without producing porn and that advertisers want nothing to do with this site because it’s garbage and pervy, but the reality is that people are fucking pervy and people are posting these pics of themselves to show off their fit bodies from said fitness…

You know, ignore the journey, it’s about the destination…kind of thing….we don’t need the workout, we need to fit naked body…

So society as a whole has brought us here….I am not the ones who sourced the nudes, I was looking for hot workout pics and this is what the people gave me…

I’m the pervert for posting them, they are the empowered and celebrated for producing it….working together to continue my failing that I think is a win because fit bodies are hot naked.

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2020

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Nov

Demi Lovato Braless of the Day

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Demi Lovato offends me.

I just think she’s a shitty, garbage can of a person in basically everything she does…rich, coddled, surrounded by “Yes” men who hype her up and allow her to manipulate her fans however she can….

The whole drug overdose should have been her final performance, in part because she should have died if it was a real overdose, but I guess rich people doing heroin have NARCAN on site…but since she did survive, she just angled it as “mental health”….the primary fucking excuse of the young people…”Bi Polar Disorder”…..is the hall pass or whatever….to make you a shitty person who makes shitty decisions…get the fuck out of here…we know Bi Polar people and they aren’t celebrity rich kids who get away with their manic decisions…lives get ruined…while this one gets coddled, invited on Oprah or whatever….and she’s not doing anything but encouraging young people to get up on opiates…

More importantly, her opiate addiction got her bloated, maybe because she’s replaced heroin with food…and this is her trying to make a slutty selfie…cuz her bloat brings some bloated tits and there could be a nipple….weirdly located nipple.

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2020

11

Nov

Bella Thorne Underboob of the Day

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Bella Thorne is what I guess you could call a Culture Vulture….which as far as I’m concerned means she positioned herself as the mainstream, Disney Created, “celebrity” of the times to represent a whole generation of people as their leader, when really all she’s doing is ripping them off, amplifying it, making it louder and the whole thing becomes about her…pretty entitled trash….disrespectful narcissist but I give society too much credit and I really don’t think of society highly…but I realize everyday that it is fucking worse than I think it is….so much trash, trying to monetize themselves, on repeat…..the only good thing about it is the nudes…

Now Bella Thorne, who has an Only Fans, obviously….she’s edgy and making huge money with it…but she’s not doing it very well but just doing it is enough….you don’t need to do anything well…just need to do it…

So while running her “celebrity” nonsense, being cast in REALLY shit movies, but the generation doesn’t require good movies, getting brand deals, manipulating the audience because she’s more than a bad Only Fans account….and the whole thing seems trashy, it is trashy, Bella Thorne is trashy…society is trashy…

So when she shows off her fake tits, even when showered, she looks like she smells of Vinegar….or piss….and she probably does….making her sex appeal basically zero but I guess the porn generation she’s part of and trying to really integrate herself into…likes piss stink.

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2020

11

Nov

Meadow Walker Nipples of the Day

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Meadow Walker is Paul Walker’s daughter and she has 2.4 million followers strictly based on Paul Walker, which is pretty fucking hilarious..

She posted up this see through picture where I guess you can see her nipple…I can’t see her nipple…but I am not good at spotting nipples…I save that for the virgin perverts out there to do that work for me…

I guess you have to post up pics of your nipples to get notied, to matter, to be relevant amongst your peers of people spreading their asses on the internet…especially when you only exist because you’re Paul Walker’s daughter…she’s just turned 22.

I don’t know what’s next for Meadow Walker, hopefully she gets to keep all those Fast and Furious residuals…so that she can focus on the important things, while being young and rich cuz her dad is dead, an orphan who may have all those daddy issues, I mean girls with famous dads that are still alive are fucked up, throw in a death…the daddy issues get better or darker…apparently she’s an anorexic, but let’s make it clear that skinny is great, don’t let the media skinny shame you into a fat chick as they do…those criminals…

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2020

11

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed is for lovers…and I guess for losers….because all good things get ruined by losers…

I’ve said it before, Weed being illegal is the dumbest shit ever, as far as I’m concerned it is the equivalent of Tomatoes being illegal, which I am sure the big Tomato farmers probably want, so that they can supply the commercial, corporate tomatoes to the people…even though shit grows like a weed and we don’t need them for our damn tomatoes…only with weed you get stoned and it makes life better…while tomatoes are just tomatoes…

I’m sure you all feel the same way, even if you don’t smoke weed because you it makes you paranoid, or because you prefer being wasted, while I’ll consume anything that can fuck me up…

So these are girls who are posing with their weed, because they are either way too into weed, in a weird way….or they see weed as an opportunity as an emerging market that they can be “influencers” in…or maybe girls just like being naked and the prop that is weed gives them purpose.

I don’t have the answers, I’m not complaining, even if some of these girls look like they smoke too much weed….and eat too many snacks…but I still appreciate what they are doing…and I support weed too…even if weed heads are losers.

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2020

11

Nov

Phoebe Combes Topless of the Day

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I don’t know who this Phoebe Combes girl is, but I did a google search, only found her INSTAGRAM and that didn’t really give me much more insight to who Phoebe Combes is…if anything it was a massive disappoinment because the girl has over 100k followers, is not mainstream yet, but her nudity is barely nudity…just some censored shit, taking the high road, being high brow or classy in her nudity…like she doesn’t realize every other girl her age is spreading their assholes on the internet…

It’s like she either thinks she’s better than them, or that she doesn’t need to get that down and dirty to get noticed….

I think she’s just not doing ALL she can do to get noticed…do better…it’s competitive out there and they say those who work hardest, because you can always out-work the next guy, especially when no one your age works….is the way to win…

She must be a rich kid, this lack of spread butthole makes me think she doesn’t NEED it as bad as the girls with the spread buttholes..I’ll still put her out there though, I am always here to help….it’s what DrunkenStepfathers do.

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2020

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Nov

Hot Black Girls Matter of the Day

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This inclusivity thing is pretty out of hand! Every white person is reflecting on their own racism and their own white guilt, a pretty funny concept to me, but nothing wrong with people wanting to do better…especially in an era where black people are superior to white people, in sports, in music, in hollywood, etc….

This whole black lives matter thing was pretty outrageous from an outsiders perspective, it seems like some posturing or tactics to make there seem to be a racist problem, but as an outsider when I see all these white dudes with black girls and white girls with black guys…I’d argue that via pop culture….then there’s all the white girls who now speak like they were raised in an Atlanta housing project but are actually rich kids from Manhattan…you know what I mean….

Sure there’s the cop thing, obviously cops are more aggressive towards black people, but anytime a cop has approached me, even for dumb shit, it’s been like I am a fucking criminal, so maybe cops are just pieces of shit power hungry fucks…

I am also based in Canada, which has always been the “United Nations” all our content has always had every ethnicity in key roles….like Drake….

So I’ve always thought hot black girls are hot….I never thought hot black girls were ugly and I never even bother noticing they were black…it was more “here’s a hot chick”….sure I’ve complained that black girls are the racist ones for never fucking me…but that’s the extent of our differences…

What I don’t like is the pandering…the creating the issue, marketing the issue, the making 50% of content one ethnicity or the other…instead of just working together….making the “race” thing a bigger deal…

So here I am putting together posts of black girls segregated from white girls to celebrate hot black girls mattering…when otherwise, in other posts, back or white gets clustered together so long as they are hot…

I am not doing this because I have only ever thought hot Black girls are hot…

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