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2020

10

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

TINY TITS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!

I am a tiny tit advocate…

I am a tiny tit supporter…

I am willing to wear the Tiny Tit empowering t-shirt, even if my tits are bigger than most of these tiny tits…it’s an eating disorder, an alcoholism, it’s a disease and just laziness motherfuckers…because I believe in the power of the tiny tit…

I find them streamlined, I find them hot, I find they come stock on hotter, tighter, fitter bodies….

I am not a betting man, but if I was the odds are most tiny tit bodies are going to be a better overall package…where big tits on a tight body are rare…

So support the TINY TITS, protest the TINY TIT SLAUGHTER that is breast augmentation from implants or fat injections…because TINY TITTY LIVES MATTER.

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2020

10

Nov

Noah Cyrus Sexts of the Day

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The people generally hate whatever the fuck Noah Cyrus has done to her face, but I just call that the instagram face, where girls around the world turn themselves into an Instagram Filter by getting face injections leaving us with muppet looking shit…

It’s the ghetto, stripper, white trash, ALT girl, edgy sex worker vibe that for whatever reason they think is hot….

I like to think it’s because they grew up on nasty fucking porn with nasty fucking women and think that is hot since dudes jack off to it…

Not realizing that nasty fucking girls doing porn are what we jerk off to, not what we actually think is hot for all girls….

But when you’re some rich kid in the shadow of your sister trying to make it, you do what you can…and when you’re not that hot to begin with, maybe the face injections making you look like everyone else make you look better…if you’re into clowns…I don’t know…

I just find it funny that girls everywhere post their sext publicly, it’s been a thing for a while, but it just seems so outrageous to me….like this is the shit you’d beg girls to send like the loser you are…now handed out for free, for attention, etc..

It’s even funnier when the girl can actually sing, can actually make good music thanks to her access from her royal fucking family….but slutty panty selfies is her passion or output…kind of silly.

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2020

10

Nov

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I do this post to celebrate what are scientifically proven to be hotter chicks than other chicks….because I believe in science…

That’s not to say every girl who has uploaded their pics to show off their ratio even have a ratio, some are just fat chicks who I guess don’t know what a waistline means, or don’t know that a 40 inch waist and a 50 inch him ratio kind of defeats the purpose…

It’s not to say that some these girls haven’t photoshopped their waist in, I mean it’s the internet generation, they all photoshop their waists to have more of a ratio and that is becuase SCIENCE…

So in this era of Godless, churchless, spirtualess, empty souls obsessed with themselves, the only thing they can trust is science, since science can’t lie…and science has proven mores than one that a waist to hip what men find hottest in a girl…SCIENCE man…

So all these feminist weirdos who hate the objectification of women, but who believe science for CLimate Change and COVID, need to step back and realize that we onjectify women at the core of our DNA and can’t help it…kind like they claim trannies are born women and can’t control it…only easier to prove..

So fuck you for saying my celebration of science is misogynistic cuz you don’t got that ratio girl…but you do have the blue hair and ability to tantrum when you don’t get what you want, which should count for something…loser.

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2020

10

Nov

Irina Shayk Braless of the Day

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Irina Shayk may be one of the hottest models to ever sex work her way out of RUSSIA on the back of high profile men who allowed her to breakout in American with Sports Illustrated Swim…when you beard for the number 1 soccer player in the world, SI will get you half naked in a bikini and thank god for that because she had a great look and her half nakedness was welcomed…

She is in her 30s now, but more damaging, since 30 year olds can still pull off being hot, it’s not the death sentence it once was….she’s had a kid with an A-List celebrity, which makes sense financially, and probably to a Russian who likely was raised to make babies young for their army, sports teams, work camps….30 is fucking old to be making babies….but when you’re living your best life amongst the rich and famous in America…why ruin a good thing until you realize you probably should take the kid for the security of child support payments…

So in having kids, her big tits look like they’ve been milk filled then drained…some sloppiness you’d expect most MILFs to have and maybe it is sloppiness you want out of women in their 30s…I don’t know, I just know she obviously looked better 5 years ago but that’s how life works….and she still looks good enough now, sloppy tit or not..

Here is Irina in a new photoshoot for Vogue

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2020

10

Nov

Lindsey Shaw Pussy Print of the Day

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Lindsey Shaw is some now 31 year old who got her start when she was 15 or 16 on some Nickelodeon series you probably watched and not because you were 10, but because you are a predator or at least a weirdo….I don’t know any of these shitty kids shows but I do know anyone who has sat through any of them is the weirdest kind of pervert because no only are they into the actresses, but they actually sit through shitty programming to see the actresses, like pull up a google image search you masochist freak…then there’s the whole team of people who produce these shows, direct these shows, film these shows, write these shows….it’s a whole operation and procedure to produce such dog shit…

Since Nickelodeon she’s been on some CW show that got cancelled, she got on Pretty Little Liars, which was a big show and maybe why she’s got the 400k followers….and based on her instagram sleaze, we call it the last ditch effort…it’s safe to assume she’s forgotten, lacks management, needs help…..especially with her captions…

In an attempt to make her instagram sleaze seem more comedic and less desperate she wrote this caption that made me gag…

When you graciously try to gauge if that smell is coming from you…Spoiler: it was.

If the theme is to be hot, let’s own that because talking about smelling your own ass attracts the wrong kind of attention from the very wrong kind of people but she is already used to that thanks to her humble child star beginnings..that were actually, in hindsight, her peak, not her start….all down hill from here!

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2020

10

Nov

Zoey Deutch Underboob of the Day

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Today is coincidentally Zoey Deutch’s 25th birthday….coincidentally because I was dong this post on her before seeing it was her birthday while looking for more self produced smut…

At 25, she’s still young enough to stare at while she sexualizes herself, but then again, I’ll stare at anyone, even the old bitches sexualizing themselves too, you know because I am a pervert, that shit speaks to my soul, and it is entertaining…

I realize that this Zoey Deutch sexualizing is pretty lame, we prefer more graphic, spread asshole type of content all the non celebs are doing…and I guess that some celebs are doing but it’s mainly for NURSES trying to moonlight with an ONLYFANS…always aiming to please and care for us.

So I will take her low level sexualizing of herself and apprecaite it for not being a spread asshole, because the spread asshole would be too easy a tactic to get likes and follows like some empty rich kid raised by industry people….

Plus, it could reduce her chances of a respectable acting career, that despite it being handed to her because of her parents, she’s still able to carry.

I’ve seen her in Zombie Land, the Netflix show The Politician, the other movie called Buffaloed…yes…like the rest of the world all I do is stream garbage content all day….but in streaming garbage content I can say she didn’t annoy me…and most actors annoy me….so let’s take this as a weak pic to jerk off to, an ok pic to say she’s worth jerking off to if she was able to step up her game, and all this on her birthday….a day where we celebrate Lea Thompson (the mom from Back to the Future) not having an abortion when she clearly could have and probably had numerous times before this pregnancy 25 years ago…

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2020

10

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are nothing new, I am sure you’ve jerked off to pics of your mom in the 70s in her tight pants she used to put on wet so they’d be more form fitting back when they didn’t have “STRETCH” fabrics incorporated into jeans like they do now….

I know, the “stretch” fabric in jeans is not always our friend, because if you’re a negative thinker or a pessimist, which I am not, even though I have been wrongfully labelled that amongst other horrible things, there are negatives to everything, even stretch fabrices….because they have been misued by the fatties to size the fuck down, or squeeze into things they really shouldn’t squeeze into but don’t realize it cuz she’s a size medium when they are clearly XXL…

I like to focus on the positive, which is that tight pants, which are all the rage thanks to COVID are worn everywhere by everyone…and despite some use of stretch pants being totally irresponsible, even an abuse of the right….there are also hot chicks who wear them too…and more importantly…in all cases…even the fatties in the tight pants…you can see the soul of the woman wearing them in the form of FULL ass shot….but more importantly fully pussy definition….you can see more than just camel toe, but also the fatness of a pussy lip, sometimes the meatiness, the clit, etc….it is all so exciting…

So these are girls in tight pants posted to the internet…some asses are real, some fake…some photoshopped…all a good supplemental way to stare at tight pants when too lazy to leave the house and see EVERY SINGLE WOMAN ALIVE in them….

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2020

10

Nov

Halsey Cleavage of the Day

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I saw these pictures of Halsey showing off her fake tits on her social media as girls with fake tits tend to do, I mean why the fuck else would you get fake tits if it wasn’t to share them with the world, especially when you’re some bullshit popstar with a bullshit storyline…who milks any angle she can for attention despite having already gamed the system with her lies…it’s just never enough for these people….MORE MORE MORE…that’s all they want…they can’t be happy with taking what they got and riding it, instead they need to ride harder to get more….and this is her way of riding harder…

Since the tits are fake and not her actual tits, you’d think shed be more of an exhibitionist with them….this is weak titty flash in an era of Free the Nipples and tits being thrown up everywhere…they are just tits, get onto that activism…

Her shaved head is not my thing, it reminds me of lice ridden crack whores who had to shave their head to save their business…you can’t be giving all the dicks you suck lice….

Her shaved head is also a reminder of her big reveal that her dad is back a few years back when she went on a rampage about how Hotels, since she’s bougie and a celebrity doing the Hotel thing, but yeah….hotels don’t have shampoo for black hair, which made her mad because she’s black…clearly some posturing, not because she’ not black but because when people set up neon signs to point at themselves as whatever the trending activism is, so that they can hop in on it as one of the victims of things like racism, or sexism, or tranny hating, they are pandering…they are begging and basically on a loud speaker saying “I may be light skinned, but I am black, look at my dad”….and the whole thing seems anti-progressive…if you’re about inclusivity, announcing that you’re different, is cheapening the being different…the people crying racism are turning non racism into racism because they like attention…and clearly Halsey likes attention, any angle she can, just not showing her full fake tit, which is the only angle she should be taking.

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2020

10

Nov

Paula Abdul in Stockings of the Day

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I hate when I think of something and then I see ads of it, like i am in a simulation or my mind is chipped….since I am sure I am not clairvoyant….and these are ads of products I haven’t googled, or said out loud…STRAIGHT FROM THE BRAIN…to the computer…fucked up…

Well about a week ago, while singing “Opposites Attract” to my alternate personality, I asked myself where Paula Abdul was….since I know she’s not dead but she might as well be now that she’s not making bad 80s pop music, choreographing dances for other popstars, or being medicated as fuck on American idol…it’s like she doesn’t exist….

I forgot that I even thought of Paula Abdul by the time I got on the computer, so I didn’t check out her instagram because ultimately who cares about Paula Abdul, she was basically forgotten before the first season of American Idol and even when they chose her as a judge it was weird because of her lack of relevance….so hosting some show that’s been milked harder than Chrissy Teigen is milking her dead baby for adrenochrome…it makes sense she’d basically evaporate….but this is the era of not letting anyone die off into obscurity…keep them around, let them build their audience and platform to bore us…and in still existing she’s done this old lady shoot in some slutty enough for an old lady lingerie…I mean she must be 80 by now…and still a tight little package…weird.

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2020

10

Nov

Larsen Thompson Fishnets of the Day

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If there’s one thing you should know about me, it’s that I hate choreographed dance….I mean I am sure there’s other things you should know about me, or probably already know about me from reading the site Russian Spam Bot and by site I mean my every thought thanks to all my data being shared…

Anyway, I fucking hate social media….but more importantly I fucking hate Choreographed dance….the idea of people thinking it’s an art or a way to self express is just so weird, but the idea that people sit there learning other people’s dances is even weirder…then there’s the whole people watching those dances for non sexual purposes, because they think the way the body moves to the beat is masterful….as they are pretentious dick suckers….but more importantly that China can infiltrate your society all with an app to show off your choreographed dance, because people are just that fucking into it…is wild to me…

I don’t hate dance when it comes to stripping, or dance when it comes to girls dancing to say fit as long as the demo I get of that dance to stay fit is them twerking on my dick….they are athletic and can move…flexible with great muscle control…definitely good to fuck….

I do not like when dance is done like this Larsen Thompson shit, even if she’s in Lingerie like a Pussycat doll, save that shit for the stripclubs or cam sites….as anyone who isn’t a sex working whore who refers to themselves as a dancer is trash.

Maybe I’m just hating because she’s a big redhead and that terrifies me…

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