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2020

Oct

Jojo Pussy Print of the Day

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In very exciting news, Jojo, the child star that was sexualized by an evil industry at far too young of an age, sexualization that I didn’t quite understand because I remember her being some bootleg Lohan…but yeah, she disappeared for a long fucking time, came back and rode that Jojo nostalgia, because she was a HUGE star with a HUGE fan base when she was younger…I guess that worked

Somehow (we know how) that turned into her having huge tits, then deciding to flash those big tits, only to use her big tits knowing that she had big tits, to next level things…because slutty content works best on social…we’re a horny species…

Anyway, that’s all led to her becoming a model for Rihanna’s SAVAGE and now, like every other girl on social media, the girl is in her underwear all the time and that works for us…because of those big tits…

In an interesting turn of events, I mean not really a turn of events, but an interesting tidbit, this panty video is shot by Zelda Williams, who from my understanding due to her domineering nature, is a lesbian, so maybe they scissored….because when you’re Robin Williams’ daugther, the pussy comes to you…

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2020

Oct

Katy Perry Mom Tits of the Day

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Katy Perry is disgusting, she has always been disgusting and knowing that a creature recently ripped out of her already disgusting cunt after growing inside her slime filled cunt for what I would assume is the last 24 months makes her even more disgusting. Then there’s the whole slime filled tits, tits that in Katy Perry’s defence allowed her to confuse men into thinking she wasn’t the slimy acne ridden hipster goth genderless weirdo who stank of onion soup in the back of your high school class……tits she used to DUPE the whole system into thinking “I Kissed a Girl” was the more than just a viral video like Rebecca Black’s Friday, but instead worthy of this superstar career. I do not get it, but I know the record industry is very corrupt so that’s likely why…

So yeah, her tits that were her only redeeming quality, are bigger now that they are milk filled and she’s showing them off looking all 45 and geriatric, because I guess she knows she’s disgusting and wants some of that big tit energy feedback she gets…however she is still and will always be…digusting.

am sure is more parasitic and alien, makes her more disgusting….

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2020

Oct

Zoey Deutch Hard Nipples of the Day

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Zoey Deutch, who you know as the daughter of Howard the Duck’s love interest….shat out of the pussy of Caroline in the City / the Mom in Back to the Future thanks to her dad, the director of Pretty in Pink, not pulling out…

She’s basically from Hollywood industry royalty, even if both Lea Thompson and Howard Deutch are relatively insignificant, they’ve been around, worked on a bunch of big projects, I’d be surprised if their daughter Zoey wasn’t working as an actress, it’d be like her rebelling what basically fell in her lap.

That’s not to say Zoey Deutch isn’t a talented actor, it’s to say no one is a talented actor, it’s all some lie they feed us or themselves to have some level of importance on what they do…from my experience it’s far more rewarding laughing at how insignificant what you do is…

But yeah, it’d be a challenge or rebellion against the family for Zoey to not be working in the industry, so it’s not all that showing that she’s working in the industry, and that’s not to say she doesn’t deserve to be working in the industry, I mean I’m all for the family legacy being passed down the genetic line, the idea people should start from scratch when the door is already open for them is idiotic…

I may just be saying that Zoey Deserves her fame though becasue she’s got her tits on fucking blast, funny out there for all to see, in what is apparently to support breast cancer with breasts, that seems like a able bodied person showing a newly diagnosed paralyzed person how good they are at dance…I think the Social Justice Warriors call it tone deaf….since I’m sure everyone who just had their tits cut off as they know what they will eventually die of….want to see big young enough…budding young actor who has been in a few big movies…..tits…hey amputee, check out this limb I still have because I am not an amputee, for cancer of course…WEIRD…but WONDERFUL…

I had no idea Zoey Deutch had tits like this.

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2020

Oct

Sophie Simmons Cleavage of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is the forever chubby, even when she’s not chubby, she’s alway the big titty daughter of Gene Simmons…

I remember about 5 years ago, she was trying to do the whole influencer thing. She’d hire the hipster photographers, do the nude or half nude shoots, because she has these massive tits and they by default should go viral…

Not to mention, she was on an MTV show, at least I think it was MTV, for what must have been at least 5 years so she should have a million followers by default…but despite being Gene Simmons Daughter, an heiress to billion dollar empire, having big tits that she showed off for a while, often in these dramatic shoots she was modelling in, having been on a TV show, she’s still only got 295k followers…and that’s too bad.

I love the celebrity kids as a general rule, but I like the old timer celebrity kids who were public celebrity kids before this whole generation of “tik tok star” celebrity kids better.

So it’s nice to see Sophie Simmons still got them tits.

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2020

Oct

Michelle Monaghan Panties of the Day

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I come from the era when a picture like this was considered a sext. A pretty shitty sext, sure, but girls were less slutty back then, less horny maybe, more dignified creatures, and weren’t out there sending much welcomed butthole pics to the world, before they realized they could sell those butthole pics instead of giving them out for free, which is about where we are now…

Michelle Monaghan, being 44, also came from an era where the only people seeing your panties were people you were flirting with, fucking, or flirting to fuck…but thanks to instagram, sexting, the fact that all these celebrities or actors hoping to stay relevant, or hireable are doing the bottom feeding shit to get followers…which in this case is the 44 year old in her underwear…just because….”hey look, me in my underwear”…no official reason, but who needs a fucking reason…it gets people tallking….not that anyone knows who MICHELLE MONAGHAN is, I did think she was in LOST for the longest time, but I think that’s some random Canadian, where this one was in a bunch of shit I’ve never seen, but that’s still not why she’s in her underwear, even if she was a-list, she’d be in her underwear…we are a society of showing each other our underwear…unsolicited underwear pics…

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2020

Oct

Elsa Hosk Still Pregnant of the Day

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There’s little I hate more than these girls who are overly excited about being. knocked up, it’s not really this special or amazing thing, if anything it fucking sucks the life out of you and destroys your pussy and oftentimes body in the process, it’s not some rewarding thing, especially not in this era of the end of the world, like you got knocked up, who gives a fuck, a dude came in you, real fucking skill involved in that, I mean that’s why half retards and really full retards make babies….I remember when I stocked shelves at a shitty pharmacy for at least 2 years…there was at least one full retard who came in knocked up…because even she knew how to take a load the wrong way….

The point is….with girls overly excited about their unimpressive pregnancy…comes obnoxious dramatic photoshoots for them to document their transformation as a parasite leaches off them…some alien shit…

So girls, who aren’t models like Elsa Hosk, who for the record is the kind of pregnant girl you’d want to fuck, even if she was 9 months along, dilated, after her water broke….becasue if you look at her you’ll understand…that even a pregnancy disgust like I have wouldn’t overpower the allure of that soon to be mangled, at least for a month or two, twat..

But yeah, dramatic “we’re pregnant” shit is lamer than gender reveal parties…no one cares about your irresponsible, strain on society since we’re already overpopulated, selfish and narcissistic bullshit…

However, Elsa Hosk is a babe.

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2020

Oct

Demi Lovato Fat Girl Tits

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Demi Lovato is looking like every fat girl on social media or tinder trying to look hot…they get their botox and lip injections thinking that looking like a filter or a Kardashian muppet will offset the fact that they are fat….they can pose in a way that looks less fat…they can photoshop themselves to be less fat…but if you have eyes and a low sex drive, so you’re level of “being impressed” or turned on by a bitch is a bit higher than the desperate and overly horny who will fuck anything, you can see this is a fucking tank in a tight shirt trying to embrace plus sized, by making herself look less plus sized, while clearly being plus sized.

The only good news is that with weight gain comes bigger tits, but oftentimes those bigger tits aren’t good bigger tits, especially if the tits were shit to begin with when they were smaller…

The better news would be that her heroin addiction hopped back in so that bitch would stop eating, but instead she’s replaced it with eating, as these addicts do, especially now that being fat is considered noble…or an asset…which makes no sense to me…if anyone sat on their ass for a year or two eating…they could be fat too…it’s not a fucking trophy deserving celebration…it’s gross sloth shit…but Demi Lovato is a vile piece of shit, so it is expected I guess.

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2020

Oct

Hunter Haley King Burger Blow Job of the Day

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Hunter Haley King is doing some feeder fetish video of her on all fours being fed a burger like some kind of dog….not that she’s actually on all fours, but it’s the illusion she’s on all fours as her sister or some other chick feeds her that McDonalds shit…

Normally feeder fetishes are for skinny as fuck loser dudes who spent a life not getting laid, only to find a fat loser bitch who also spent her life not getting laid, coming together in their loser romance since neither have other options…where skinny dude already insecure about being alone again, starts feeding the bitch, making her fatter and fatter so that they get sick or too fat too move so they’ll never leave the loser…if you’ve seen my 600 pound life you’ll know..not that I’ve every watched that, but assume at least once this loser skinny dude phenom happened…

This feeder fetish is more a girl feeding a hot girl…with her tube top titties out, making it a better version, but if you’re like me and prefer your women to starve themselves for aesthetic purposes, you’ll be grossed out…girls who eat…are girls who poo….and girls who poo are girls who smell like shit when they don’t shower for 4 days because of the shit residue that I’ll still eat because we only live once and I figure it helps boost my immune system…the COVID cure they don’t tell you about…or maybe it was a meme back in April about how millennials don’t get sick cuz they eat dirty asshole…I don’t care.

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2020

Oct

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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I still don’t know why Kalamazoo Michigan born Jordyn Jones is in LA, driving Teslas, hanging out by the pool, doing the whole young celebrity thing, because I still don’t really know who Jordyn Jones is….but from my lowest level research…I know she’s a dancer who does silly dance videos which I guess is what America is into…you know nothing like stealing the land from the natives to create a society that basically evolves into vapid morons not into intelligence but strictly into getting attention for being slutty on the internet…whether in bikini pics featuring bikinis jacked up to her neck for whatever reason…probably for some photoshopping or to give an illusion of a waist to hip ratio….or maybe she just likes pulling her bottoms into her cunt at a rhythm to female ejaculate all over the place…it is the horny generation…..or doing dancing for the masses on apps worth billions of dollars strictly based on people dancing….because people are that into Dancing…and I guess that works out nicely for this Michigan trash, you know get it while you can before following your destiny of being a 300 pounder on a motorized cart buying cheese puffs and bootleg Cola at Walmart…the AMERICAN DREAM.

TO SEE HER PAPARAZZI PICS OF JORDYN JONES LEAVING THE RESTAURANT

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2020

Oct

Katherine McNamara Lace Panties of the Day

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I’m not some kind of fag, ok….and I am not against these working actresses, whether they are household names or not, taking panty pics for their social media. I just don’t understand why they do it. Obviously, I understand why they do it, I mean more likes and follows and relevance is what they get hired for, what their pay is based on…..

Plus, when you are Katherine McNamara and see one young redhead basically ripping off her fans with her fake nudes be the most relevant and celebrated, rich as fuck, influencer / actor with all her dreams being properly executed for her, from movie deals, to porn deals, to weed deals, she’s got her hand in everything….your simple mind makes you follow her slutty lead and assume it’s ok, because if someone else is having success with it, why can’t you also.

Not to mention, anyone who aspires to be an actress, is the same person who would have just as easily been a porn actress, they just love the camera, so a little panty isn’t a big deal…they’ve been sucking dicks for jobs forever, and this is just a cocktease…

Whay I don’t understand is how low hanging fruit these idiots have to be to get noticed, it’s so simplistic and takes away any allure…they used to only get naked for higher pay…but now…they do it for free…again…not a fag…but if I was I would ahve definitely come out yesterday on NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY…because following NATIONAL day lead is what I do….to fit in…with society…and here’s McNamara’s panties.

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