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2020

01

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The funny thing about a lot of these lower level only fans types trying to hustle their nudes, it’s the modern day sugar babying or I guess the modern day stripping but it’s mass appeal means it’s more like the modern day working in retail. It’s the back-up plan turned official plan, because any other job would be lunacy…

But the funny thing is that these are the same girls that you can’t get to work a job, lift a finger, they are lazy, with no goals…some may even live with their parents or off their parents….many probably have mental health issues in their back pocket to use as an excuse for not working a job, but rather staying in bed all day, until realizing butthole pics can be profitable…and they start hustling, running promos that Sam Walton of Walmart would be proud of, building email lists, producing content, updating multiple marketing channels, including all social channels, maybe even hiring virtual assistants to do the DMing with the pervs…you know putty real sweat into it…but not getting equity….because they are doing all that top notch work to sell butthole pics….without realizing if they did the exact same tactics for an online store selling anything…they’d have a sustainable business….that they can sell off for millions….and still sell butthole pics to loser dudes into giving ungrateful girls money…but most won’t use their digital marketing prowess to make millions, unless it is off the butthole pics, because the butthole pics are clearly their passion, what they love putting out to the world, all from the comfort of their own home with very little effort…

Point being….NUDES….

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Joey King Hot Body in a TIGHT Outfit
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UFC Octagon Girl Camila Oliveira Shows Off Her Sudsy Side Boob From Fight Island
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Hot Models in Lingerie for a Fashion Show
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Broncos WAG in Nothing but a Cake
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Halle Berry Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens and her Friend as Cat Girl…RACY
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Addison Rae in a Bikini
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January Jones Puts Beer in her Bath
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Hilary Duff Big Cleavage
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Becky Hill Nip Slip in the Bath!
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Shaolin Master Looks At And Breaks Down 10 Kung Fu Movie Fights
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Shelter Island resident suing Beyonce over video shoot
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Claudia Romani in Thong Bikini
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Ana De Armas is Very Hot in VOGUE
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Rihanna’s Fashion Show is Going to be Streaming and Here’s a Preview
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Hailee Steinfeld Dolled Up
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Hilde Osland Nipple Pokies in Western Australia!
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Rebecca Black as Harley Quinn
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Bears in the Kiddie Pool
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10 Fight Scenes You Can Watch Over And Over Again
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Husband Goes Out To Buy Batteries, Comes Home with Huge Skeleton
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Alex Daddario’s Sister – Cat
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Bikini Babes on a Stroll on the Beach
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Anne Winters as Madonna!
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Hot Model Jordi in Various Outfits…
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Gordon Buchanan Comes Face To Face With Enormous Polar Bear
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Olivia Munn Gardening in a Bikini Top
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Model Erin James Lingerie Modeling
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This is the weirdest TikTok with a viral Donald Trump Soundbite that kids are making videos with.
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The Smallest Cat on Earth
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Sex Toy Thief Looting The Essentials It’s Survival Man…
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Hailey Bieber gets Cloned
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Kendall Jenner Hot Body in a Bikini
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HOT Instagram Golfer Madison Childs Skimpy on the Golf Course
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This Girl Must be Very Bored to Do This Stunt in Those Shorts
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Supermarket Sweep is NOT Filmed in a Super Market…
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Worst Nude Celebrity of the Day
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Excerpts from Nicole Brown’s Journals
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How Convertibles are Made
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Hilary Duff in Cosmo – Boring
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Nicole Kidman in Marie Claire
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Alexina Graham – Victoria’s Secret – Catalog
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Lais Ribeiro – Victoria’s Secret – Catalog
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Jasmine Sanders – Victoria’s Secret – Catalog
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Hyunjoo Hwang – Victoria’s Secret – Catalog
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Kelly Brook in Public
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Thylane Blondeau Pantsless Outfit…
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Sarah Michelle Gellar in Leggigns
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Olivia Wilde in Jeans
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Julia Garner on Set
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Iris Mittenaere Big Cleavage in a Slutty Outfit
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People Have a Boner for DWTS Chrishell Stause
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AJ Cook Bikini Top
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Lea Michele Nasty Mom in Bike Shorts
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Mley Cyrus in Ill fitting Jeans
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From stepSMUT!!

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Hiking Masturbation
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Some Societal Decay…
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Cucumber in the Ass
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Dildo Rider in the Mirror is a Double Dildo Rider….
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Fuck Machine from 2 Angles
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Public Bathroom Masturbator
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Bikini Slut Putting things in her Ass
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Demi Blaze has Big Boobs
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Fit Girls Flashing Tits!
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Milf and her Dildo Time
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Spooky Skeleton – Skinny Bitch
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Chloe Ferry Birthday Thong
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Honor Thy Neighbor’s Wife
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In Flight Entertainment / Masturbation
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Some Slutty Dita Von Teese Pics
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Porn Compilation with Something for Everyone
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From the Casting Couch….the Virgin
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Some Slutty Scarjo Pics
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Rachel Hilbert – Nude Model
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Black and White Celebs
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2020

01

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Another Thursday Gone By…where tanlines will slowly fade now that only people in the south can get them…limiting our tanline inventory…what will we do…hope that enough slutty girls looking to get their slutty pics out there will bring you the tanline goods…to show you just where there once was clothing….but is now nude.

I am sure, we will survive. We will get through this together…these unprecedented bullshit times of brainwashing, policing, giving up our freedoms, doing what we are told like little complying bitches….

But it’s not about that…it’s about the tan line bro.

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2020

01

Oct

Candice Swanepoel’s Throwback Thursday of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel just posted this to instagram for her TBT.

I figure I’ll just put this up here to remind you of a better time in life because there wasn’t a pandemic, a better time in content, because we were allowed to sexualize women for the sake of editorial, advertising, etc but more importantly, we were allowed to only showcase hot chicks and didn’t need to give the retards, fatties, cripples, skin disordered, trans a competitive advantage for their “unconventional look” because brands need them to act like they woke…and hot skinny chicks don’t speak to that, they help fuel unrealistic body expectations, while instagram is making girls look like muppets because of the creative direction of other girls…but yeah, showcasing hot, healthy fit models that’s a bad thing……but most importantly, a better time in Candice Swanepoel….she was hotter then than she is now…but I guess that applies to all of us…

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2020

01

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thong Thursday is really just an “X-Games Mode” version of Thong Thursday, because if you’re going to celebrate thongs, what I’ve been told from my cross dressing group, are the most uncomfortable of panties because they cuz into you like if you were to sit on a rope tightly tied between two trees, as you assholes in the park with your tension lines doing your best Tight Rope Circus performer impression about 1 foot off the ground, instead of doing something worthy like doing it across two buildings, like the Twin Towers (RIP), or Jordan Gordon Joseph Levitt in that movie about the french fuck who tight roped the twin towers…

So yeah, the thong, a slutty panty that I remember in the 90s slowly integrating itself into being norm, where insecure girls scared of what people would think or say about their panty lines singed onto, or even worse…a potential hook-up thwarted because of the granny panty…even though dudes are perverts and don’t fucking care how ratty or full back your panties are…

The benefit or the thong is also the challenge of the thong, especially in an era of posing in thongs being part of a daily IG feed…..which is HIDING THE FUCKING ASSHOLE, because you’re supposed to be in panties, yet anus is full visible….until someone realized, let’s empower the asshole behind thong, it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s what you shit from…it’s what we all shit from…the great equalizer in this genderless world of half queers….

So they started to post their assholes, out in the open assholes…to be empowered, to fight the stigma or shame of asshole…and this is Asshole Behind Thong THURSDAY….

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2020

01

Oct

Jojo in Lingerie of the Day

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, because not that much goes on in my life where I can pull some personal stories that get inspired by these Jojo pics, and even if I could, maybe they are none of your fucking busienss….yes I’ve paid for sex from homeless prostitutes like Jojo’s mom probably was before she saw Jojo as a money making option to integrate in her sex work ring, you know like a good parent, better because she took it out of New Hampshire crack dens and brought it to California for the dream…

But what I’ve said before, and what I’ll say again is that Jojo, who is on her second, maybe even her third attempt at stardom, loves being labelled a lingerie model more than you do…this bitch just eats it up and is as half naked as a sex object as hard as she can…which is a good thing…

She was a young starlet, she disappeared for what must have been a decade, she came back and played off her nostalgia, but only this past year did she realize she had a secret weapon that no one was expecting….a set of huge tits…that she’s flashed at least once on IG LIVE…to let you all know they exist, they are sloppy, the way you want big natural tits….

That clearly caught Rihanna’s attention, because Rihanna is the one who gave her this lingerie model stamp of approval and despite not finding Jojo all that hot, she’s hotter than she’s ever been, but that could just be because she’s half naked…something that makes me like a bitch better….

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2020

01

Oct

Penelope Cruz Glitter Cameltoe of the Day

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I don’t know what this 80s Glam Penelope Cruz image is from or what it is about, but I did do a google search and she’s filming a Spanish movie with Antonio Banderas about “A wealthy businessman hires a famous filmmaker to help make a smash hit film.”

I assume that’s the elevator pitch that if you tried to sell you’d get no where, I mean I’ve pitched movies that were more developed than that that were ignored…

But when you say “so I have Penelope Cruz and Antonio Banderas attached to this idea, it’s a real good idea, maybe even the best deal, think of it…it’s about….wait for it…A movie about making a movie”….to which the financier said “So Penelope Cruz and Banderas are in? Where’s my check book”…because with celebrity power, you can say it’s a movie about a girl eating potato salad for 90 minutes and someoen will pay for it to get done….that is the point of celebrity, doesn’t need to be good, but it will still be watched.

Anyway, this outfit is great, even if Penelope Cruz is looking her age…that’s actually a good thing in this era of everyone plastic.

Plus she has forever been hot to me, even with her big nose or the fact that she’s given hope or confidence to other big nosed women, in a nose empowering, don’t nose shame movement before the whole social media activism made every ailment a place of empowerment…like last week, I saw a girl who was saying she was alway insecure about her neck…so crazy…but yeah, I’ve met girls with some big fucking noses who walked around proud about the big nose because Penelope Cruz kept her big nose and she’s Penelope Cruz…to which I would say “Penelope Cruz could have no nose and a 12 inch dick and still be Penelope Cruz, you’re just an ugly bitch with a big nose”….

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2020

01

Oct

Megan Fox Pussy Eater of the Day

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Running a site like this means that Megan Fox is a big deal, even if she’s not….

You’re all a bunch of 40 year olds…and Megan Fox is very possibly the end all be all of hot chick in Hollywood for your generation. You don’t even give a fuck about how lame her career actually was, or how lame her husband she’s cheated on is, or how lame her having a dozen kids to blow out that already blown out vagina is…she’s still your fucking dream because people into sites like this…are weird…I know first hand….maybe it is aspergers or just nerdism but they can’t let go of the pussy they once liked and they like to age with that pussy..when they should focus on the new pussy that is the age Megan Fox was when she was a big deal….

Anyway, for whatever reason, the forgotten, maybe even blacklisted for calling out Michael Bay and Spielberg years ago, only to recant those statements in efforts to get a second chance at her career..but yeah, for whatever reason, the forgotten, mom, has decided to be newsworthy, to take her 40 year old BOTOX face back to the industry, doing it via Machine Gun Kelly, another weird option in cock, but more evidence how out of touch this late 90s, early 2000s whore is.

THis is her being “edgy” or something, I don’t know but it screams midlife crisis, old lady in young people clothing, a fetish to some….not to me.

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2020

01

Oct

Faith Schroder Pussy Dance of the Day

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I don’t understand the level of retard the generation that I guess FAITH SCHRODER is a part of is.

It’s like on one side, they all want to be sex workers because it’s cool, so they all have these weird subscription sites that FINDOM losers buy into because they feel like their credit card / money is a power play and that these girls rely on them…when I used to jerk off due to having testosterone, I’d be more into less involvement with the girls I jack off to…because you can jerk off to so many girls with free content, having a crush or commitment to one of them enough to pay for her content is just stupid…you’ve been brain washed with all that down with the patriarchy shit to feel guilty if you don’t pay…you fucking sucker….they are scamming you and the “DMs” they send to their fans are Virtual Assistants hired from INDIA…

So instead of being into being a good person, living a good life, being an active member in society, these girls are like “Pay to see my butthole SIMP loser INCEL FUCK”…and people are paying…

That’s not to say FAITH SCHRODER, another LA rich kid with a famous but f-list level famous dad is doing a fan site, maybe she doesn’t have to yet, or hasn’t gone down that road yet, she’s just instead about legitimizing herself as her own personality online…clout chasing, wearing slutty outfits and dancing to dumb songs becasue this is the content these idiots consume…

Imagine sitting there for hours, watching different hot girls dancing badly to dumb songs, I mean I get the appeal when I put it like that, but when I watch these videos it’s painful…tedious…lame as fuck.

It’s just too bad people aren’t cool anymore…instead some variation of a lame ass Disney kid….

However, they do have hot bodies, revealing outfits and are slutty cuz of the normalization of sex….so there’s benefits…and really, what the fuck else are these people to do, become doctors or lawyers? Sure…

So I hate it, but kind of love it, but see a bleak future, but people are followers and it’s cool to have social media hype…and this is how they do it…

The good news is that this isn’t a cry to get people out to vote, a cry for Breonna Taylor from her pool, or any other political shit they’ve been up to, as if they have brains…

It’s a good old fashion ass in tight clothing, so maybe we should just focus on that, even thank her for that…cuz it could be way worse…even if it is pretty bad.

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2020

01

Oct

Amber Rose Shaking Ass of the Day

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I completely forget Amber Rose. It’s been years since I last did a post on her, but apparently, the innovative rapper fucking stripper, who was stripping before it was as cool, and fucking A-List rappers while it was probably cooler….I mean Kanye before Kim, his fake Bi-Polar trolling, his consistent attempts at being a modern day Andy Kauffman, but typically far less interesting…..was a big deals before no one gave a fuck and got bored of the constant nonsense…there was a time when people just bought into the music they were being sold, before the whole influencer trend of half retard soundcloud rappers being all the fucking rage despite all the mumbling from…

I guess this isn’t to say Kanye isn’t a big deal, he’s more of a meme than anything, money grubbing off all the idiots…not that I know or care about Kanye, I just remmeber when he was fucking this stripper…turned whatever she is…

It is to say Amber Rose is the stripper who said Kanye was a “finger in the booty loving ass bitch” or something like that, which I think she meant to say he was more into John Legend dick…the one that gives Chrissy Teigen fake miscarriages that are likely just abortions…but could be miscarriages…why thwart a revenue stream….she is the stripper who got super fucking famous and paid out by rappers…and now she’s the stripper doing Only Fans, that I don’t know why you’d sign up to a mom doing only fans, but I am sure people are….I’m more into the free previews as I’ll never pay for anything like a fan club subscription..

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2020

01

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I figure if girls are going to go to the trouble of filming themselves flash their tits, whether it’s under the guise of a “Titty Drop” or just a straight up flash, which basically both have the same outcome, I am going to post them.

I mean who am I to turn my back on doing all I can to help a girl live out her dream of having as many people see her tits as possible….it’s feminist, free the nipple protest, a far more fun protest that burning up cities, because of the tits…and lack of genderless weirdos whining…

I may not buy into gofund me pages, or the sob story cash grabs and I sure as hell will never subscribe to an Only Fans type fan account, that shit is for losers who get off helping a bitch who doesn’t need help and who is actually just scamming…

But I do buy into doing all I can to help the titties that want to be seen, get seen.

I know…I am a hero.

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