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2020

01

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Big Girl on the Beach of the Day

I wonder if Alec Baldwin called Ireland Baldwin a little pig because is he a fortune teller, a clairvoyant, does he read tea leaves with his hippie gold digger celebrity yoga instructor who keeps getting knocked up because she must like to fuck alot and he likes to do anything he can to dilute this one’s inheritance….

I know, talking about that Alec voicemail when she was a kid is played out, I saw his roast, they all went to that by default and they are all paid a lot more than I am…even though that’s really the only angle you can take with Ireland…and the only angle I’ve been taking on her for years before the roast because I guess there’s not much to being a high paid comic…..I mean the only other thing you can talk about is her sheer fucking SIZE….that in pics isn’t always bad, she’s proportionate, but if you were to sit next to her on a plane would likely suck….unless you’re into being smothered thanks to your mom not hugging you enough growing up….because she died prematurely…

Or was Alec Baldwin calling her a little pig a self fulfilling prophecy, something girl is trying to live up to, by doing her best Mis Piggy in her pink bathing suit….I guess it doesn’t matter….check out them TITTIES though. HUGE>

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2020

01

Sep

Debby Ryan Taking Her Pants Off of the Day

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Debby Ryan is some hot young actress who I guess isn’t that young….at 27, it’s almost the end of the ride for her, but there’s always the potential to play the mom in movies once she hits 30, I mean it’s worked for Meryl Streep and others…

She’s another one of these poor victims of Hollywood who was sold to the industry at the age of 7. Straight from Alabama, to Hollywood dreams thanks to the “GOOD” people at DISNEY….who love that shit…

Since I don’t do that whole Disney Kid pervert shit, I only get wind of them later in life, when they start the standard marketing of themselves as sex objects which usually happens at 17 or 18, at least it did with every trending Disney Kid over the last 15 years, they all go slutty….to get that second wind out of their career.

She’s apparently a singer, which makes sense because Disney trains all these idiots, but I know her from Insatiable where she plays some Beauty Pageant girl. They didn’t renew the show, but I liked the show, and that’s a fail on the show’s part….

I think she’s pretty hot for some other dude’s wife, she got married last year….and here she is in the most MORMON of swimsuit pics….because the top pic, she’s in a Swim Suit, and I said she’s old, but at 27, you can still wear a damn micro bikini man, but instead it’s the girls who shouldn’t be in one-pieces wearing the one pieces, while the women who should be in the one-pieces because they are fat or old…in the “I don’t give a fuck, look at me if you want, I want a tan”….skimpy two pieces…

Anyway, she’s cool

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2020

01

Sep

Jojo Underboob of the Day

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Jojo, white trash sold to the entertainment industry when she was a kid because the entertainment industry likes the poor ones, you know the living in a car types, who get a taste of money and celebrity and go fucking nuts, it’s like dating a ghetto ass girl who is used to eating KFC or McDonalds for Dinner and bringing her to a fancy restaurant, at least pre-covid….or taking someone who has never travelled on some all inclusive 5 star vacation….to them it’s like they fucking made it, like they are living that dream life, eager to snap off all the pics they can because they can’t fucking believe how great this side of the world is…you know making them easier to manipulate….

It’s the war torn Russian photo every mail order bride owner should keep, to show the wife when she gets out of hand – YOU WILL GO BACK TO THIS IF YOU DON’T BEHAVE…only the pop version…

ANYWAY, she’s gone from child star, to jailbait because of the way they marketed her, to non existent, to nostalgia brought her back….and her titties brought the fans back and now part of her hustle is producing titty content for Rihanna…in a weird circle of life situation…but not quite weird enough because it is all pretty basic…

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2020

01

Sep

Sofia Richie Cameltoe of the Day

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Lionel’s official daughter, not the mooch Nicole, has been sold off to the Kardashian empire who I guess manage all her social media deals for her thanks to the covereage she got being on their show…instead of going to the best schools in the world, launching the best product in the world, or doing something that significantly changes the world thanks to her ability to access huge amounts of money to help people…

You know like how the Black Lives Matter movement spends all their donations on important things like housing and educating and giving money for food to all the black families out there struggling….assuming that’s why all the celebrities support that movement so strongly…right…because it does actual good things…right…

Unfortunately, we live in this vapid world where bullshit luxury items take priority to bullshit rich people, and private jet travel and being a vapid cunt famous for doing nothing but being born from Lionel’s testicles, is all a bitch needs to survive…it’s pretty empty and pretty dumb and pretty self involved…so don’t take any of their fake activism seriously, they are liars.

That said, she’s in some onesie thing with her ass hanging out, her thighs looking thick, her pussy being huged, her tits spilling out, because fashion….right? Or maybe it’s because they called the paparzzi and she felt the need to make a cameltoe appearance…who knows.

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2020

01

Sep

Heidi Klum Nude of the Day

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As irritating as the media is when it comes to old ladies looking hot, you know they really overhype old ladies because they know that old ladies read their publications and need that hope to carry on, otherwise all women would kill themselves at 40, allowing men to trade in their current version for a younger edition…I mean clearly women would understand that…we’ve been conditioned to think about cars in the same way…4 year leases motherfucker…and when you see someone with a car that’s 15 year old…you instantly think “Ghetto fuck”….because as a society we like new things..

So J.Lo, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston campaigns to trick people into overhyping them, despite being celebrities, with huge budgets, great doctors, nutritionists and chefs, hair and make-up people, etc….you know….not all that impressive to look better than other 50 year olds who have to slave at 2 jobs to barely make rent…and feed their kids…while rotting on the inside from eating fast food…is not the heroes we need….fuck those old vain vapid piles of shit..

But Heidi Klum, she’s different, posting this nude with her hot titty…she’s good.

Is it eugenics, was she bred this way….and she’s fun about it, not scared to lose her hosting jobs for showing tit, because that”s not a fear for any woman these days, which is great for us….because now they all get to pull out their titties!

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2020

01

Sep

The Best WAP Dance of the Day

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Here….you….go.

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2020

01

Sep

Caylee Cowan Queen of the Hoe Bath of the Day

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Caylee Cowan sort of appeared out of nowhere, she’s barely an actress and claims to be a producer of documentary films, so either she’s an LA based rich kid with big tits who takes slutty pics, or she’s an actual sex worker who fucks LA Rich guys to get them to pay her rent and invest in her bullshit documentaries…..I think she’s done one acting role..

She’s currently fucking old man Rick Salomon, the professional poker player who has professionally poked Paris Hilton in their sex tape,, and professionally poked Pam Anderson in 2 marriages and Shannon Doherty at her peak in one marriage….and now he hangs around this young set of tits, along with a bung of young dudes, he claims to mentor, in the weirdest private jet and luxury vacation pics I’ve seen on social media..but rich people are weird.

Anyway, he asks Caylee what a whore shower is, and she lets him know what a whore shower is, because that’s what you do when you’re working and your boss asks you important questions…

I have been around rich guys with their trophy wives who basically make it VERY clear those trophy wives are just there for the money, they laugh in their faces and the girls just take it cuz they know….so it’s pretty much a common thing for the rich to have women they say and do whatever they want with because they are on payroll…just hope they sign the NDA…

Anyway, I’d say she’s like Bella Thorne and looks down on “Sex Workers” by referring to them as “Whores”…because Bella Thorne is getting hate for using Only Fans by whining sex workers mad they are a Disney kid famous….but she’s probably more like the “sex workers” of only fans than Bella Thorne is…at least based on the fact she’s with a dude who has hired women in the past….

More importantly Rick Salomon posted up his used condoms…you know because he’s a boomer and uses condoms with those whores..

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2020

01

Sep

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

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I guess COViD is on the decline, at least the hype around healthcare workers who were just doing their jobs, but for whatever reason, the general public decided to start campaigning that they are the end all be all of the world, the single most important profession because they weren’t allowed to work at home, but instead had to face the virus head on…it was all very silly, but it got to these people’s heads and I guess as a stress release they’d turn to the internet to post nurse themed nudes, because all girls like feedback for being hot, they like being jacked off to, unless they need to pretend they don’t when taking out someone like Louis CK,….not to mention…nurses for the most part are slutty, there for the job security and benefits, but also to fuck doctors…it’s a fact…google it.

But yeah with the CDC saying the 6% of the 180k deaths were from COVID alone, and with everyone living life fucking normally, on top of each other, protesting, and not spreading any pandemic…the interest in the whole thing is on the decline…conspiracies that seem believable because we don’t know anyone under 80 who has died of it…and maybe it’s just the government’s way of lowering the Social Security payouts now that the BOOMERS are all retirement age and there are no funds…YOU NEVER KNOW…

But I do know that the number of naked nurses on the internet is in STEADY decline, it used to be 100 new nude nurses every couple of days, but here’s the last week of nurses…meaning they’ve moved on or died off or have found new hustles to get attention…now that nursing isn’t trending..

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2020

01

Sep

Government Officials Hire Sexy Dancer and Other Videos of the Day

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Parrott Checking Out Camera

Anti-Masker

Bag Snatching Fail…

Power Cables Explode…

Drunk Russian Eggs

Drunk Girl in the Ring…

Monkeys Jumping Off a Tree…

Ukrainian Plane VS Street Sign…

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2020

01

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The funniest thing in this everyone is a sex worker movement, where it’s as mainstream as being a college girl working at a bar or dairy queen, to basically post up videos of the most hardcore porn shit, done on the amateur level with a cellphone…is that this site, which is not a porn site, but that over the last 15 years has been treated like one by the mainstream advertisers, for whatever reason, despite never posting dick or even any sex, but mainly celeb pics from instagram….meanwhile actually porn sites are running mainstream partnerships because it’s cool…

It’s only funny because clearly, discrimination and the woke fighters of inclusivity don’t give a fuck about me being wrongfully labeled “adult” site and they don’t care that no opportunities that could have made me private jet rich every materialized because it’s an “adult site”…just not a very good adult site…since it only features celebs in bikinis and see through shirts..

I guess that’s only the funniest thing to me….as I’ve seen the mainstream-ification of porn, while still being told by Rockstar Games that the site is too hardcore for a company that literally has a videogame where you can beat /kill a hooker and take your money back after getting a blowjob…which basically was the moment I realized DrunkenStepfather has no hope…and that was about 13 years ago….so….I just keep riding this hopelessness until the bitter fucking end..

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Lily Allen Mooning her Boyfriend and Kid….Kinda
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