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2020

09

Nov

Ireland Baldwin See Through of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is the cumshot that I am sure Alec Baldwin wishes ended up in Kim Bassinger’s stomach, not dripping down her leg after a drunken encounter in their matrimonial home…I mean there is a possibility that she was actually wanted or planned, people make terrible decisions all the time, and baby making is often times about keeping the wife happy and saving the marriage knowing a divorce would be pricey, a give her a kid….but only one kid..since they only had one kid…

I draw this conclusion about Alec’s totally disinterest in Ireland because of the infamous voice mail or recording where he called her a pig, her first VIRAL VIDEO moment and potentially her last because no one cares enough about her to bother letting anything she does, even the nude shit go actually viral….you know she only exists on social media because of her famous family, and not because they had a kid together kind of existing, I mean the followers…if her name was Ireland “anything but Baldwin”….she’d likely have no followers, maybe she’d be working as an UBER driver or something…but instead she can showcase her monster tits cuz she’s monster sized and bring joy to the people…

I don’t actually care to slander poor Ireland, this is actually a celebration of a girl who has a shitty dad that went onto have 10 kids with some Yoga instructor to dilute this one’s inheritance…she’s a victim….a big titty victim who has not being able to really dominate social media, despite the racier content…but who MAY one day do something besides showing off her tits and twerking like an awkward large white girl….but even if she doesn’t she’s set for life…so keep them titties coming so we can.

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2020

09

Nov

Sarah Hyland Pussy Stretch of the Day

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I am not a political person, if anything I am the anti-political person, that shit is boring and rigged and meaningless….and for the most part the government doesn’t give a fuck about you…these civil servants aren’t actual servants to the people…they are fucking the people from every angle…and the people are the servants to them….

I generally keep my mouth shut, you’re here for the tits not the opinion on elections, voter fraud, smear campaigns, or other insanity that I am seeing….BUT I will say that seeing Vanessa Hudgens SCREAMING….

I will say that seeing Jennifer Hudson Lawrence Dancing in the streets….

I will say seeing Colbert cry….and this Sarah Hyland spread eagle shit….is all some brain washing tactics as they are all fucking puppets controlled by the man, scared to lose their job, or be cancelled, totally unreliable or unrelateable to the average American…they’ve gamed the system and they are actors so their credibility is fucking zero…tap into your emotions, you are bad if you don’t follow their lead….or believe in what they don’t believe…sounds fascist to me…

So Sara Hyland, the alcoholic pervert exploited as a kid who is now rich from TV, but who is a mutant with a genetic condition who can’t even keep her Kidneys healthy because she’s so broken…bitch has had 2 transplants…is doing this propaganda shit…with her legs spread, even making her political opinion about being able to pose right for some deep dick porn…

So whether you’re a TRUMPER or a BIDEN / KAMALA HARRIS fan…a believer in their systemmic lies or suspicious of it…..you should be mad that celebs are trying to influence the narrative of the country with their celebrity……because now more than ever, the internet and social media has made everyone the same drone… easy to manipulate…who listen, buy and exchange whatever is being sold to them by influencers…Never forget the the Kardashian’s exist..and the Kardashians fucking thrive on how stupid people are….

So seeing people treat the election like the SUPERBOWL, where the dance in the streets when their side wins, is just some theatrics across the board…we know you don’t actually give a fuck…and if you do…we gotta discount you as a person worth listening to because it means you buy into the stories you read on an emotional level…THEY’VE GOT YOU…..Dancing in the streets in a pandemic is the dumbest, even embarrassing thing to do…always, yet people are doing it because they want to feel a part of something so bad…even if what they are a part of is a fucking lie from the top…

THE PASSION YOU SEE IS BECAUSE THEY HAVE YOU BY THE FUCKING BALLS man, they have you at an emotional level and things like these celebs just contribute to all of that…Politics, Politicians, the Government, The internet….all designed to KEEP the man down….TRUST NO ONE…TRUST NO STORIES…TAXATION IS THEFT…fighting for Politicians and Rich People and Lawyers to find new ways to FUCK you….because you are the bottom of of the barrel, a cog in the wheel to keep the system working for the people at the top….is crazy…and so is Sarah Hyland Spread Legged.

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2020

09

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS….Moms need support too….they aren’t dead even if they should be on a sexual level.

I get it, the idea of birthing a child is totally unnatural. A parasite in your womb that breaks through your wet and wonderful grippy vagina….only to leave you gaping, blown out like a Vietnamese Village in 1970 after the USA rolled through…some My Lai shit….only the vagina version…

Even their husbands or baby daddies are repulsed by the process, no longer a sexual being, but forever a product of the dangers of sex….PREGNANCY…worse than AIDS…especially since there’s pill for AIDS….no pill for babies, except maybe plan b but we’re a little too far gone for PLAN B at this time….

So turning to the internet with their nudes, maybe after months of YOGA or other mom workouts, maybe they tried the KETO diet during COVID lockdown or maybe they just starved themselves out and not because they heard some expert on a ROGAN podcase….but because the stress of kids destroyed their appetite and spirit…reminding them that being a mom is the worst fucking commitment ever….

So in hoping some perverts out there are into someone who has kids, so long as it is not their kids, or someone who has experience, thanks to being old….will be turned on by that maternal instinct because deep in their souls they seek a mom of their own since their mom died….this is the nudie content they put out…fun…

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2020

09

Nov

Amber Rose Spreads It of the Day

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The Funny thing about these fake ass, ass injection girls, is that their ass crack starts halfway down the ass, which seems really fucking weird to me….but for whatever reason, dudes are into the roundness that steps from having fat sucked out of her and re-injected into her…rather than roundness from genetics or fitness….too much effort when you can pay some doctor a couple of thousand dollars out of your child support money…that you have thanks to multiple kids with rappers…

I guess it could just be the angle, but it looks like there’s a full ass above the ass crack…like bitch is in a diaper but it’s a bare all…and I am sure it’s from that bullshit procedures all these idiots do…cuz this doesn’t look like a spread ass I am familiar with and I’ve watched countless girls spread their asses on the internet all these years…

I guess Amber Rose doesn’t really have a look you’d refer to as “all natural”….but she does have a look that I apprecaite, only because it is naked on its only fans, rather than the cocktease these other cash grabbing, bait and switch bitches are false advertising and not getting in trouble for….

She did start out as a stripper who moved into pop culture thanks to rappers like Kanye, so she knows a think or two about getting naked for money and how to properly do it in a “classy enough” way….becuase shameless doesn’t need to be gutter….

Either way, get that money while it’s there, even though she likely makes a fortune from the kids she’s had…but gotta stay busy somehow…

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2020

09

Nov

Alexandra Daddario Nude Bikini of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario is a very boring actress who is really only known for her tits, or at least really only a name because of her tits, yet she’s out here in a bikini barely showing her tits….

I don’t know who her social media consultant or advisor is, but I do know that she consistently enough puts out bikini content, or cleavage content, because that’s 90 percent of the reason why anyone would be following her.

It’s not like her True Detective role was even memorable, or worth paying attention to…besides the nude scenes and thanks to the internet we can reference that big titty content anytime we want….the issue is she needs to keep momentum moving forward with her celebrity and thus needs as much titty content as possibe on the feed so people know she’s the one with the tits….since besides the tits her career hasn’t been much…

I recently watched Daddario in some TERRIBLE Netflix movie and her acting was exactly what you’d expect from someone who got by in life for the tits….it was called “We Summon for Darkness”….and it was BAD…

So if that’s the case, and she’s dipping a toe into half nakedness for social, she should really look into her poses rather than doing all she can to make them big tits look flat…

I’m sure the Daddario fans, because you perverts exist are just happy she’s half naked…so here…be happy….

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2020

09

Nov

Topless Schroder Sisters of the Day

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Sisters….

Whenever I seee two sisters being sluts together – you know to double the pleasure and double the fun in their whoring on the internet because they are stronger united than divided because dudes are perverts and always want to see sisters fuck each other…it is a thing….

But yeah, whenever I see the sisters song I think of this scene from White Christmas, because it reminds me that people are fucking perverts and have been since the dawn of time, they were just less obvious and graphic about it….which was probably a more exciting and classy time to be alive, rather than “Here’s my spread asshole for feminism, down with the patriarchy, pay me 9.99 a month” shit….

These sisters are probably the least exciting set of sisters on the internet, some Ricky Schroder kids that were raised in LA and thus on the lower tier of the celebrity kid ladder….which makes them try harder…and this is trying harder…

My theory is it won’t be long before they are producing porn together, they all end up there, I mean they are sisters, it’s like masturbating yourself….but not at all…not that these girls will turn to porn, since they were raised rich and that’s for the lower hanging fruit sluts….but we’ll take this Russian “art” fashion shoot as a step in the right direction – keep it in the family for those of us who’d rather fuck our wife’s sister than our wife…we got the dud….

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2020

09

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Tits…Lactaction is not a fetish and people who have a lactaction fetish are fucking weirdos…we live in an era of not judging people for their demented sexual practices, unless they are pervert men, misogynists, down with the patriarchy….but the confusing thing about that strategy is that if all men are disgusting pigs, who the fuck are these man hating women making their sexually liberated “slut power” content for…..It’s like discount all dudes as mansplaining manterupter sexual predator perverts….but without them your whole business of selling nudes or getting likes on your sleazy content would die…it seems like a little over the top to discount the people paying you for your silly nudity…or wanting them jerking off to you as I pulled this off public websites where most of the pics were posted by the people who took the pics…so what I’ll assume is the women doing lactaction fetish content aren’t the same manhater feminists, but rather just mom’s trying to be hot with the one thing they have going for them…tits that can nourish a motherfucker if you were lost at sea with them….

All this to say – you’re all sick fucks…the women posting their Lactaction/Lactation like it’s a sex thing and the dudes getting off to it…YOU ARE ALL SICK FUCKS….

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2020

09

Nov

Squirrel Jumps and Scares a Dude…and Other Videos of the Day

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cement tanker takes out a van

Pirates vs Ship…

Four Motorcycle Riders….

Woman Being Dragged to Prevent Motorcycle Theft…

Gang Member Pepper Sprayed 5x Times and Body Slammed

Accident POV

Phone Heist

Near Miss

Grown Man VS Halloween Treats…

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2020

09

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My life is so uneventful that the highlight of my weekend was when I walking the dog and I saw people trying to walk up on me on the same sidewalk like some sort of villains or contagions trying to contaminate me with their virus….all while not wearing their masks, not that I wear masks, it’s that no one wears masks anymore thanks to COVID being over….

The highlight of my weekend is when any non-legging, activewear wearing bitch walks my way, since I give fitness pant wearing girls preferential treatment and I try to get as close to them as possible….you know so I can see their vaginas….

I go into my best “dying of tuburculosous or the plague in the 1800s” performance…I cough, I do my best asthma attack, and fake the sneeze….it’s my Oscar winning performance, since acting is a joke and requires no talent, I got this….and for whatever reason….no one takes my coughing fits seriously, no one thinks it is COVID, every single one of them keeps on walking up on me…because no one fucking cares…maybe it’s because big evil pharmaceuticals now have a vaccine they can sell for a profit to every living human on earth…BILLIONS will be made…but your granny won’t die of COVID, just of all the other things that they die of because that’s what happens when you’re old…

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Russian Sports Journalist Reacts to Video of a Soccer Player Pleasuring Himself While Watching Her on TV
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Doja Cat at the EVMAS
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Bald Headed and Braless Halsey
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Prince Harry is a Pussy Whipped Failure
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Hot Nude Model at the Motel
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RIP Alex Trebek, Stars Leave Tribute
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Using Magnetic Balls To Make A Tiny Mansion With A Swimming Pool!
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Engine Block Fire Pit
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Kings Beach Shop Owners Face Bears Ransacking Their Shops!
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The Beautiful Friendship Of Two Orangutans!
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Sudden Turbulence Sends Flight Attendant With Beverage Cart Flying!
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2020

08

Nov

Shower Sundays of the Day

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Take these girls’ lead and clean yourself up for the week. You may be out of work, working from home, a Russian Spam Bot, but that doesn’t mean you gotta fully give up on life and not wash your chronic masturbation with your own feces off you. Or just stare at these showerers.

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