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2020

Nov

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

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In this world of inclusivity, fat women are women too….I mean they’ve always been women, they were just the ones you didn’t want to really take on dates, at least not to ice cream or restaurants or in public because you knew it would cost more than you had to feed her and you also knew you’d look like you were part of some Candid Camera TV show since no one wants to be seen with fat girls, it’s some admission of desperation…or some shit…fat girls were for 3 am drunk times….but with internet technology phone…and the obesity of the nation with all our bad foods…fat is normalized, fat is hot to some, a fetish, the norm, and the throw flour on her to find the wet spot, or the pick a roll and fuck it, is a thing of the past…not a punchline but an object to have sex with….sometimes good sex cuz they try harder or take being sexualized more seriously that non fat chicks…they’ll ride like they aren’t about to stroke out…..knowing they may stroke out….heart…can’t….handle…this…but must do this for my people…because he will tell his friends this fatty was amazing…and they will think they need to try a fatty too….this is the era of the sexualization of the fat girl, make fat great again, and these girls who in my era of fat girls don’t give a fuck, they do what they skinny girls do…and get naked on the internet…and love it or hate it…there’s not much to hate because it’s naked chicks being naked…

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2020

Nov

Skinny Girl Saturday of the Day

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Skinny girls were a dying breed for a long time. With body positivity movement and fat models being taken seriously, stealing skinny jobs, to be more relatable to the fat generation so they buy more shit they don’t need…..it was probably tempting for girls who were otherwise starving themselves to not hop on the fat girl activism…I mean the one time they can just be lazy fucks and force feed themselves to follow the fat influencer dream….more and more otherwise skinny girls are filling the fuck out….

As someone with traditional unrealistic body expectations out of the pictures of women I see on the internet…skinny girls are the coveted, gold standard, Mecca…so these skinny girls out here posting their skinny girl nudes are my heroes…

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2020

Nov

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

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Alex Trebek died here are some random girls from the internet in Swimsuits…to ease that pain….because girls in Swimsuits are the original “nude” in the “send nudes”….it was the vacation pic of the random people you know on social media, the seeing them in their bikini, that started all this social media nudity. Without the bathing suit pic, there would never be the asshole behind thong pics, and all the other pics being produced daily…so I support Swimsuits and the girls who wear them….and take pics to post them….it’s an important contribution to our future!

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2020

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Everyone is so horny, they remind me of retards at swim class, just chronic masturbating, eating ass….just not your ass…that must be upsetting…living in what I think is the horniest, at least most vocal perverted generation, not quite the SUMMER OF LOVE vibes, more the decade of vulgar porn and you aren’t getting none of that…I guess the good news is that you can watch like th cuck you are…you know since all these people upload their shit….

It is pretty funny that I just RANT all day….and not in a good way….it’s like BLAH BLAH BLAH all fucking day about shit I don’t even care about…but that I do anyway…what a fucking life…just ranting all day….I wonder if it’s good for my psychological well being, like if I didn’t do this would I implode….because I really don’t care and have to force myself to care enough to write this shit….but if I didn’t do it, I’d really just stare at the wall….at least this keeps my fingers busy….since like you they aren’t getting wet on the perverted generation…nothing by dry here…the only lubricant in sex with me is tears…and not tears of joy…more tears of what the fuck did I just do…

I just saw Chrissy Teigen milking her dead baby like it’s a prop in one of her comedy specials John Legend bought her sings Georgia on his Mind…what sick fucks…you can’t love a dead baby if it came out dead…that’s like loving a shit you had brewing for 8 months because your toxic body is broken….

People don’t give a fuck about the inner workings of the politics beyond it’s emotional triggers for the sake of social media…but they still act like they care…it’s silly…

They don’t care that they’ve blindly trusted “the man”, when “the man” doesn’t give a fuck about their best interest….

They don’t care that “the man” wants them complacent, half retarded, medicated, near dead, over worked, in debt, buying shit they don’t need, working two jobs while still being poor as shit….that’s what they want…

Never trust “The Man” or the traditional institution of government, they were BUILT on your apathy and blind trust because you can’t be bothered and they know it…you want fast food, candy, the latest fashions….

I don’t know ONE person who holds the GOVERNMENT accountable for anything, but they all get mad at viral things Trump Says….or Bush Said…or Catch Phrases Obama told them about CHANGE….all these career politicians on both sides were working together to FUCK YOU….and not even in a way that makes you cum….but rather one that should have you crying #metoo…raped nby “the Man”….,but instead we focus on your boss slapping your ass at a Christmas Party instead of the fact that we have to PAY Income Tax…what’s that…

That’s why I don’t do the whole income thing….just dip into wife’s purse…disability checks are shit, but I can still get my beer…..

Fight the system..

When are Spray Tans going to be cancelled for being racist…all these white girls painting themselves brown to darken their skin..racist….all these white guilt cryers black face themselves once a week…..

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2020

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Confident Slutty Selfies of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is one of the hottest created in Hollywood strategically, only to reveal her tits, that are MASSIVE espcially for her small body, which as you know is a huge asset to have in American Pop Culture because America loves tits, the bigger the better…and have spent decades making women with big tits huge hits…but it’s usually in the trashier, model world and not on the BIG screen because they like to use normal looking bitches in movies, not hotties you want to jerk off to..

Anyway, Sydney Sweeney, who had some important bit roles, put her tits out in Euphoria and is officially on the map….I know who she is so you should to….

The funny thing is that she doesn’t really do the incessant slutty content with confidence on her own time…her content barely covers or exploit her tits and I don’t think that’s at the direction of her handlers, but rather something she seems “shy” about, which is likely an act…

But when it is for a job like this is for a Rihanna’s Savage shit that jumped on Sweeney cuz they knew her tits mattered she brings the porny vibes….

Her own unbranded content is awkward and uncomfortable…like she’s scared of her huge tits, and I guess who wouldn’t be…they are so out of context big….people with Aspergers, which I think is most of the world, can’t process those fucks as the DATA doesn’t line up…..a “so she’s skinny, even fit, but her tits are bigger than my head”….you know something you can’t avoid staring at, forcing her to hide it…

But the jobs make her bust them out cuz she’s getting paid and wants to deliver…so be thankful Rihanna is paying this bitch to show you her tits, since they’re amazing.

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2020

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off is the art, which is hardly and art, but I’ll let these everyday girls who are dabbling with getting naked on the internet, which I think has a lot to do with the fact that women are competitive and see their boyfriends jacking off to porn chicks so they decide they want to get into that…plus all the celebs and influencers are doing it, so not doing it would make no fucking sense under the circumstances of where we’ve evolved to as a people…

Nudity is normalized, mainstream, celebrated, a viable business, a way to make money and all it took was giving people a phone with a camera 15 years ago and it just sort of sorted itself out since we’re all fucking perverts….

I love it, at least in this format where the girls getting naked or just doing it to get naked…sure it’s for clout, followers, attention…but none are “celebs” or “influencers” they are straight up “We get naked online”….and that’s nice…some of these girls even have day jobs so this is just a hobby that gets them off…who knows…I don’t overthink it, even this is over thinking it..

The On/Off trend is clothed and not clothed so you see that they were once clothed and not, simple and efficient concept we can all understand and stare at…real girls…are far more interesting than this other fake shit on the internet…

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2020

Nov

Jordyn Jones Pool Erotica of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is this girl who gets a lot of hype, at least amongst the perverts who post her shit on the forums I rip off for content that let me know who the trending starlets are since I don’t know shit about these things and find all celebrities at all levels..starting from low level influencers fucking ugly people….even when they are hot…they just buy into all that is lame in the world as they desperately seek relevance, more fame, money…based on nothing but their physical attributes…it’s just shitty, low hanging fruit, lack of brains, effort…”I’ll just show my ass”…..I far prefer women who don’t spend their time doing this nonsense….and I am not even conflicted, sure every girl being a narcissistic, empty, whore trying to get people into them based on their sex appeal is hilarious because you get to watch it…clickbait, eyecandy, whatever you want to call it….but it would be far better if none of these girls got half naked for attention….you know it’d make us go back to jerking off to simple things….like actual whores being whores not mainstream bitches stealing whore glory for mainstream success…

POINT BEING…Jordyn Jones is probably doing the right thing for her level of talent and celebrity, you know because she’s a better whore than singer….or dancer…that’s just a way for her to pretend she’s not a whore or justify her whore behavior….but when you’re thrown into the entertainment industry as a kid on a reality show by your stage parent mom, only to have some level of success, you know there’s a level of fucked up at her core as she tries to save the family from being from the KALAMAZOO MICHIGAN dumpster…

I do predict the dancing will stop, the dancing body will disappear eventually, it doesn’t last forever, but for now it’s good, and as a dancer with that dancing body, you know is fit enough to ride dick proper…this is her time to shine before she ends up diabetic, 400 pounds at Walmart buying oil for her motorized wheelchair….unless this is the official escape…I mean she is living large making money rocking a pool that’s not the piss filled one at the trailer park she’s likely from…

This probably seems like hating on a young girl in a bikini, it’s not, it’s good, it’s hating on a lack of effort because it really is this easy for these idiots to market themselves….instead of DOING something with a PURPOSE…clout chasers!

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2020

Nov

Maya Hawke Nude of the Day

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I am going to assume that Maya Hawke has her UMA THURMAN and ETHAN HAWKE created titties out in that new Ethan Hawke show where she’s some anti-slavery dude….and funny enough I’ve seen 4 episodes…I can’t remember much about it other than there’s a black tranny lives matter named ONIONS….and I assume Maya plays her dad’s actual daughter in the 5th episode I haven’t seen yet….but thanks to stealing my friend’s login to the streaming platform that’s showing it in Canada…I didn’t have to pay for…bottom feeding things….

I guess the real question is whether it is actually acting when your daughter is cast as your daughter, since she’s your daughter…but at the same time I have consistently wondered why celebs who have acting kids aren’t always cast as the mother, or the kid in movies…instead they do some acting version or what the casting people think should be the kid…when there’s a perfectly useless celebrity rich kid eager to hop on the job and you probably don’t even need to pay them since they are rich as fuck, coddled idiots already….it’s not like acting requires skill..

As a fan of celebrity kids, I am into Maya Hawke even if she’s weird looking. I think Ethan Hawke’s great and whether I don’t give a fuck about Uma Thurman or not, this one did get some of that big titty Tarantino seducing tit…that’s bathing….in what you have to wonder whether her dad was there on set that day…you know cuz Hollywood types are weirdos who would be into their own daughter’s tits…you know it’s the curse of having the option to fuck anything you want and being forced to only get off to the things you’re not supposed to fuck…

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2020

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are the magical pantyhose that have been around so long your whore great great granny probably used to wear them back in the Old West Brothel your great grandfather was conceived in after the first Civil War….and times were fucking tough…you know scurvy, no running water, syphilis…etc….because Fishnets are some OLD TIMEY whore shit that have been repurposed generation after generation for that generations whore shit…and since we love whore shit, even when it’s left on our dicks cuz it means we got shit on, a dream for some…assuming the shit wasn’t from some bad drugs and at your request…not that it matters…any excuse to show off your body, including showing off your fishnets, that by default hold you in place tight enough for your fat to pour out of the fishnet netting…they way nature intended…allowing you to slip out of them while still looking like you have them on…or like some RUBBER matt used outside your front door in the winter…TREADED…

What I am saying is – Fishnets are great as re the girls who post pics of themselves in fishnets and here’s this week’s round-up.

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2020

Nov

Kira Kosarin No Sheet Sexts of the Day

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I just told my homie Steve that celebrity girls doing the whole THIRSTY INFLUENCER thing is pretty boring to me. Not because I don’t want to see celebs, or budding celebs who haven’t quite hit yet but who are working in the industry do the whole hustle….

I come from an era where the celebs were these Elitists who hated their fans, their fan clubs were rum by weirdo fans, and they had minor involvement in the whole thing…so I liked when Lohan and Others had fake Myspace or FB accounts that required some investigative journalism to track down…you know where their every move wasn’t put on display for all, but that you’d get glimpses of their exclusive existence that was enough for use to hate on the way nature intended….a BOTTOM UP approach..

This sudden interest in social media because it gets them paid more is pretty pathetic, but not as pathetic the shamless “look at me in my underwear”…which again is welcomed content but it’s bottom feeding…I want celebs to be superior beings or at least act like it, while we know they aren’t….but they don’t know they aren’t…doing the relatable thing, when they still don’t give a fuck about their fans is just lame….not that celebs haveb’t always been lame…I mean they are talentless hacks at the right table who aren’t even that hot…but if they act better than us not like one of us…it’s a better dynamic…

So Kira Nicole Kosarin an American actress and singer, known for her role as Phoebe Thunderman on the Nickelodeon series The Thundermans is in her fucking udnerwear in a selfie like a cam girl.

I’ll look…I don’t hate…it’s just not that interesting….because it’s a cry for clicks and likes and follows…loser.

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