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2020

Oct

Sydney Sweeney Monster Tits of the Day

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To offset Today’s TINY TITS TUESDAY here’s some trending it-girl Sydney Sweeney in Hawaii waiting to film some shit I assume is Season 2 of Euphoria…because her tits are massive, but on a small frame, making them the coveted big tits we all crave in our titty fetishes….

I’ve seen her acting, she’s not all that great, but her tits are and the best thing about her tits is that they were only revealed strategically after she had been acting for a wild, like some well kept secret that she sat on as her agents and management figured out when they’d allow her to unleash these beasts, which as it turns out was Euphoria…

The main thing I like about Sweeney besides the tits is that she was created by the industry, a girl with a dream, with agents and managers who placed her strategically because they knew they found gold…and in an era of social media influencers, that’s refreshing….I like being told who to like by the people who cast her, rather than being told what to like by the people of the internet….there is a difference from the two, mainly in the attitude of the girl involved, because these people with followers who get work for their followers are dog shit and believe their own hype, while Sweeney, pre-Euphoria barely existed on social media….any fame she has is directly from being in FILM/TV and the buzz from that….rather than because she does done viral content and knows digital marketing thanks to being a sugar baby the last 5 years to the highest LA bidder…

But the main thing I like about Sweeney is the tits and they are huge.

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2020

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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In a world of every bitch getting plastic surgery, from moms in their 40s and 50s, to teens at 16….thanks to living in this on camera for zoom, social media, socializing world….it’s refreshing to see some small tits…at least for me, because I am a small tit appreciator…which is why I do this small tit post…and really small tits and face injections are mutually exclusive since most girls with small tits love their small tits, aren’t insecure about their small tits, and are disgusted by big tits because they can’t imagine awkward sacks of fat on their chests…but we lose small tits every year to the pressure that I call self imposed pressure by girls who are insecure about their small tits….and that’s too bad because small tits come on smaller packages, tighter bodies, and better asses….

So here’s our tribute to tiny tits by girls who are stoked enough to post their small tits for empowerment, to celebrate small tits, for small tit normalcy, what the fuck do I know…maybe they just like flashing their tits cuz tits are tits and any straight dude will agree….those big titty fetishist dudes are for sure closet cases because no straight dude would be turned off by small tits, they’d latch on and start feeding like a starving new born if given the chance….

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2020

Oct

Drop the Towel Lily Rose Depp of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is out here doing some TOWEL DROP FETISH content, which is only funny because her dad is Johnny Depp and you’d think that even with his terrible marriage to that devil woman who spent all his money, she’s still not one who needs to dabble in internet porn, you know like all the other girls from aspiring influencers, which is the lamest of things to aspire to be, to existing influencers who are keen on getting more money than they’ve already got with their scam by selling nudes….

I’d like to think a celebrity kid would be higher brow, maybe less obvious or desperate in her approach to content, but all these people are drones, built the same, into the same nonsense but luckily their nonsense is horny content for a horny generation raised on porn…I mean as much as I like the high brow approach to being a rich hot chick who is unaccessible, the becoming a gutter girl who channels the content sugar babies who get shit on by rich guys, is pretty hilarious…because I am sure they have the resources to be better than an average 18 year old girl on reddit looking for only fans subscribers, but apparently not.

I do think Lily Rose Depp in all her celebrity brat glory is pretty hot, despite the cankles, so this towel drop fetish content works for me, but unfortunately Lily Rose Depp doesn’t, because if she did, I’d have her doing the stepLINKS right now. I hate doing the stepLINKS.

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2020

Oct

Zoey Deutch Bikini of the Day

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I think I mentioned that since the pandemic I’ve been streaming a shit done of produced content, which is never really something I did on the regular. I liked movies when I was a kid, it was really the only thing to do…but then I had a decision to make in the 90s as to whether I would get cable or the internet and I chose the internet…look at us now…early to the internet but not a dot com billioniare…idiot fuck….in the 25 years since I chose the internet, I never full got back into TV and movies because there was so much porn to spend my time on and TV shows required a commitment, movies typically sucked, and I’d just spend my time drunk passed out in various places in public..from bars, to parks, to park benches, to public transit….to rub and tugs…I was very very busy self destructing….but since the pandemic, and probably a few years ago now that I am old, lazy and into being a hermit…I got into produced content because I was bored of the evil people who were “influencers” or “actors” or “podcasters” or “celebs”….and figured I’ll just watch them not being themselves, but instead being some character in a movie, which is still evil and disgusting, but less evil and disgusting as their “real life” version of themselves…that’s not to say I’ve seen all that many good shows, it’s not to say I could write better shows, I’m not a writer and never aspired to be one, it’s just to say shitty movies featuring these idiots is better than their attempt to create their own persona or personal brand on their public feeds…it’s actually terrible because you don’t have a “bad script” or “bad director” or “bad career move” to fall back on, you’re just an asshole there in the open…

That said, I’ve seen Zoey Deutch in Buffaloed, Zombieland Double Tap, The Politician all since the pandemic….so she’s making moves as a celebrity kid, even if you don’t remember the celebrity parent, it’s always enough to get the meetings needed to become someone…but unlike other coddled celebrity kids, she’s able to carry herself in those movies, so I’ll support her, like I support other children of celebrities trying to make it, by staring at their tits or in this case her “THE RATIO TUESDAY BIKINI” cuz she’s looking hot..

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2020

Oct

Nina Dobrev Titty Shot of the Day

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Sofia, Bulgaria’s own escapee, who nationalized in Canada because Canada is a friendly place with no immigration laws, that can get you in on the free healthcare system with a small investment of about 100k into a business, like a convenience store or restaurant, which will give you and your entire family permanent residence, in what I guess would be a more stable country that Buglaria in 1989…..and who turned her back on Canada when she found stardom, like most of these ladder climbing bitches, who are always trying to size up or better themselves….by landing a hit show at the time that instagram was just starting, so that she could amass 21 million followers like an actual celebrity, and exist of that instagram feed instead of doing shit like actually working, because social media work is documenting your day with one photo and story, in what is typically boring and uninteresting shit, but that the fans watch and engage with because it’s something from someone they are fans of….making for a very boring world filled with all the same content…

The only good thing is when they decide to bring out the tits for some clickbait moments like this…even though we all know she’s currently fucking rich as fuck superstar Snowboarder Shaun White, who despite his success is a very ugly looking ginger, making her sex something you’d likely not want to watch, or at least that you’d only watch to see the pasty freckled snowboarding monster fuck like she was a half pipe…

I don’t know what that means…but I am sure it involves him showing her his bank statement to make her Bulgarian ass cum….anyway, this post is about her tits and the fact that I had no idea she was so stacked…..I guess it’s also about her being a 31 year old who actually looks 31 in this era of muppets getting face injections at 16…that becomes rare and hot in and of itself…

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2020

Oct

Tricia Helfer Nude in 98 of the Day

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Tricia Helfer may be old as shit now, I am assuming she’s around 50 years old, but there was a time that Canada’s own Maple Syrup Queen was masturbation fodder to nerds everywhere, and unfortunately, due to nerds inability to move on with their life, probably still is…which is likely why her nude pic from 1998 is making its way on the internet today, probably a throwback to the glory days posted by her, in what I would call good planning and something all young girls under 25 should be aware of, because get the smutty pics when you were hot, so you can give you husband them to jerk off to when you’re not cuz you’re old….prior to this lazy ass generation of sluts selling nudes instead of getting a job because of mental health and coddling that made them lazy agoraphobics….girls usually only got slutty around Tricia Helfer’s current age of near 50 after a divorce threw them into sexual exploration and being sluts taking all the dick they should have got after watching porn and being angry their husband, now that he has money, is fucking a 20 year old porn sugar baby….and they feel the need to try to compete….so get it in when you’re young….like this Battlestar Galactica girl you’d want to cuck.

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2020

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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It’s Tight Pants Tuesday, even though everyday is Tight Pants Tuesday, because girls fucking love wearing tight pants, the future of cleavage is pussy definition, because for whatever reason, a reason that doesn’t matter, girls fucking love jacking off their tight pants, or tight shorts, into their cunts….all the it-girl celebs are doing it because I guess showing tit is basic, standard, outdated thanks to the feminists desexualizing tits, plus with all these bitches looking trans thanks to the face injections, they’ve got to prove they have cunt not cock…not that you queers would care if there was cock, tranny porn was the number one porn category in 2003 so I’ll assume it still is today….you degenerate fucks…

So these are girls into showing off their tight pants….because tight pants hold them together, hug their genitals, and lets you see what at times is full pussy….but more often is just a ass squeezed together in ways it can’t live up to outside the pants….because tight pants are great.

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2020

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Being Sexy of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is oiling up her tits like she was an old rusted out bike chain, or maybe like an old rusted out car, because she may not be officially old, her spirit is pretty fucking beat the fuck down….like when you see a brand new Rolls Royce torched in an organized crime war…it’s still a rolls royce, but basically only good for the parts….you see because she started out with a father who called her a pig publicly, but managed to not be cancelled, despite being a piece of shit, maybe because he mocks TRUMP and the decision makers like that, you know save the cancelling for people who support Trump, even if Trump’s a better comedian than they are….but yeah…Dad Baldwin’s a fiery tempered, egotistical, piece of shit….but he was alright in Beetlejuice.

In being a piece of shit, he’s been a bad father to Ireland, proven in her need to get naked on the internet to get noticed, while her cousin is marrying pop stars like the groupie she is to get famous on the internet, after befriending the devil Jenners and Hadids, despite pretending to be a Jesus freak, while this one was getting prison tattoos, in and out of rehab, some identity crisis shit….but despite all that…she’s still getting naked or half naked on the internet, not sure if she’s selling tit pics like other girls her generation, despite having access to all the money in the world, I mean her mom was Kim Bassinger and I guess still is, but not the version of Kim Bassinger that was the hottest celebrity babe of her era, where as now she’s just some old as shit mom of a crackwhore looking LA rich kid trying to have soul, substance, some edginess to offset her coddled life….

This is what the generation does, and who are we to not stare at the 6 foot tall 250 pounder who is luckily proportionate’s big tits while she oils them up, because they are still tits and we like those…

If anything, it’d be unfortunate if Ireland didn’t carry herself like this, trying to be the hot chick dudes jack off to, because I like exhibitionists and their tits, even Ireland Baldwin’s despite looking more Baldwin than Bassinger.

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2020

Oct

Emma Rose Kenney Tits of the Day

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Emma Rose Kenney is the ugly girl from Shameless who was never marketed as being the hot girl, so you can’t hate her for looking the way she does, if anything you should commend her for taking on a life in front of the camera being perfectly fucking average at best…while most average at besters would take a job in data entry, or other low level behind the scenes shit, where they can have a cubicle the decorate with all their favorite pictures of cats….

I know that average lookng isn’t really a thing anymore, since all these girls think they are hotter than they are, thanks to things like perverts who will fuck anything and dating apps that allow perverts who will fuck anything to hype a girl up, I mean no way to not inflate the ego when 100 dudes tell you how hot you are everyday because they are trying to deep dick you….

In my day, because I am an old fuck, average girls knew they were average, ugly girls knew they were ugly, there was none of that delusional shit…

Clearly, ugly or not, Emma Rose Kenney is awesome only because she’s replaced Emmy Rossum’s position on Shameless, I show I only started watching when they kicked Emmy Rossum off, because I dislike her that much and wanted the execs to see my extra view even if I think the show is dumb appropriating ghetto trash drug addict life…and I guess she’s also awesome for having big tits, being on TV, and thus the top tier average at best girl out there cuz she’s rich….

Good times.

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2020

Oct

Elle Fanning Being White of the Day

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Apparently, mayonnaise is known for being White People food and it’s an ongoing racist against white people thing to laugh at white people for their love of mayo….so here’s Elle Fanning being white because she’s out here making her own mayo, like some white trash culinary genius who can’t afford to buy a fucking jar of mayo or who wants to go high brow with her mayo, because she’s just that into mayo, using her farm fresh ingredients..

Now I don’t hate mayo, or white people, or white people into mayo…but I do like more things to put on white people, to add to their lame ass white guilt you see them pretending to have, all because they saw some dude resisting arrest while on meth get killed by a cop….making it all of white people’s fault for being colonialists that exploited the natives and that brought in slaves like they Cuban did, but in a whiter way, even though there were probably some black slave owners since that’s how the industry worked back then, and there are still slaves in prison, retard and mental health facilities and migrant workers or offshore shit in India and Asia…

The point being is, White People, hate yourselves as you envy this homemade celebrity MAYO that you’d love to lick out of her celebrity asshole, to inspire your own making of MAYO in your pants only your mayo is the biproduct of chronic masturbation….and only you like to eat the results….you sick fuck.