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2020

19

Oct

Sofia Richie on Treadmill of the Day

Sofia Richie is Lionel’s Biological daughter who was sold off to the Kardashians to be a player in their stupid fucking show that should be cancelled for being a fucking terrorist attack on the nation because their audience are too stupid to realize how evil they are with their monetization and face injections to offset being pigs.

Sofia Richie obviously wasn’t sold off to the Kardashians, they are family friends and figured they could either make some money off her, or give her a good start at a life of her own, despite already being the inheritor after the future death of her very rich dad….she may even be his only biological daughter who should get more than Nicole’s share of the pot based on his sperm having actually made her.

I am sure in the celebrity circles they laugh about the money they make, how easy it is to troll the masses on social media. I doubt they fucking care or even really try all that hard, it’s just an endless fountain of cash being thrown at them that they just collect foe existing…it’s a great scam, so I guess why not make more money if it’s available, to turn that off would be dumb…and why not let your entourage do the same because it’s a fucking joke out here…

I do think there’s such thing as having too much, at a certain point it’s disgusting, and I do think that being a vapid little trashcan of a human trying to get clout on social media for being the vapid daughter of a singer is idiotic…like do better in life…you don’t need the money, save AIDS babies or some shit…

The good news is that whether LA breeds shitty people, and it does, doesn’t matter, because her ass is good, and really that’s all I care about in the grand scheme of this nonsense celebrity shit…

This is her lazy booty fitness….and some barely there cameltoe as she covers her face with VERY expensive clothing…

Here she is buying designer clothing, hiding her face, but still rocking some barely there cameltoe because pussy definition is the style motherfuckers.

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2020

19

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

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Earlier today, I was wondering if any other “Blogger” has been as resilient as me.

It’s not an achievement, but I started this shit November 2004 and have been doing it since. The reality is I was very drunk in the early years and would do a post or two a day, but eventually I got my stride and have done over 50,000 posts in my time here, which is insane, especially since I am not a writer, since I have nothing to say, had no interest in writing blogs, I was alway more a face for radio type if I was to be in the media, but had no interest in being in the media….

So along with basically reconditioned my brain into this weirdo multi-tab titty blogger pervert who was a pervert to begin with….it’s left me empty on every level…

Since celebrities all turn to social media to upload their smut and any one interested int those celebs has already seen the shit we’re posting, in this era of no more paparazzi, leaks or exclusives, it’s all self produced marketing material by the whores, there’s really no point to the site, besides “my take” on it, but who cares about that…I mean I don’t.

So I’ve sat back and said “since I hate celebs, they bore me, and always have”…this didn’t start as some fan boy celebrity shit, it just evolved into that because the people coming to the site were stoked on celebrities and felt that making fun of celebs would be easy, sustainable, low hanging fruit and it was….

But it bores me, it’s always bored me, and I’ve really only liked the internet for the nudes…not the porn…the nudes…the regular non porn people getting naked…and with porn being as mainstream as it is…there’s a bunch of people jumping in on the trend…from celebs like Bella Thorne, to cam girls, to the amateurs all saying “I can get naked too”..

So I am all for posting the nudity….documenting it…we do daily posts on this shit and they are the most hyped posts around…

Today, we launch MILF MONDAY….a place for moms who post nudes to have their mom nudes showcased, whether you’re into mom pussy or not…MILFs are a fetish…and are women getting naked for free…so it’s a fucking win….

Welcome…to our first instalment of MILF MONDAY….

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2020

19

Oct

Kate Hudson Topless of the Day

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Kate Hudson is topless in the worst possible way…because this topless is barely topless, but rather clickbait topless, where you can say “Kate Hudson Topless” to get people in since she’s such a huge fucking star no one gives a fuck about….

This is for her bullshit fitness brand, where she was early to celebs starting online brands, hers is called Fabletics and it is a massive…..but still makes no sense because why the fuck would anyone turn to Kate Hudson to buy fitness gear, is she even fit, I just thought she was a drunk entitled LA rich kid who probably fucked half of LA by her 19th birthday and who got into movies because of her family, was uneventful in movies, but who manipulated Owen Wilson into attempting suicide…mean girl….but does she even work out, or is this a wine and cocaine diet? Who knows….

I just know that her fake tits aren’t on display which is against the code of ethics of getting fake tits, or maybe it goes against the instructions of when you get fake tits, that state very clearly “SHOW EVERYONE YOUR FAKE TITS LIKE IT IS A NEW CAR OR OTHER EXPENSIVE PURCHASE” as everyone I know with fake tits, has been more than happy to show off the purchase, I mean they went under and did a fucking surgery for the tits, imagine that…like I want NO surgeries ever in life, I don’t even want to go to the hospital for a blood test and these assholes are like “Let’s get tits”….so to not show them is AGAINST the fake titty law…

But I guess it allows her to showcase her dumb fucking fitness pants she’s made too much money with, and that’s what this is all about, cash grabbing cuz she hasn’t got enough, or because why not take more…garbage.

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2020

19

Oct

Lady Gaga Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lady Gaga may be an ugly pile of shit, but her sloppy tit nipple is hard in a weird sports bra to showcase that her fat ass, an ass I have officially grabbed, which would probably get me #metoo-ed but at the time it was acceptable behavior, and I guess she didn’t feel anything, because it was at some club and she had full security detail around her, and my wasted ass just reached in and felt her fishnets and leotard ass…knowing I had reached my destination…I squeezed like an old pervert grabbing an ass would and for whatever reason….It went totally unnoticed, could she have had ass implants early on, before it was a thing, and thus no nerve endings or maybe she was used to her ass being grabbed…I guess me talking about unsolicited grabbing off ass is risky in this era of everyone offended, but since no one reads the site and since I relive her ass every time I post her…I keep bringing it up….maybe being cancelled by Gaga is what the site needs to finally find relevance, even if I am happy in irrelevance..

Anyway, Gaga, who I will admit is talented, but who used some brain washing tactics to manipulate our minds, because everyone knows all her lyrics whether they’ve actively listened to her music or not, which is a sign of brain washing through the media, maybe with “dog whistle” subliminal messaging, maybe with knowing how a pop song is constructed and how it becomes a hit, either way, smarter people than me were behind her hits…and it worked…

I have always found her over the top circus performing, being a party monster, or drag queen approach to her marketing to prove how weird she is annoying, because it was unnecessary….as is her film career…but it happened, it worked, and now she can bust the tits out, tits we’ve already seen…but will stare at again because they are tits….and tits no matter how annoying their host body is are tits.

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2020

19

Oct

Sarah Michelle Gellar Pool Fail of the Day

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Sarah Michelle Gellar is probably in her 50s by now, but that doesn’t mean the BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER weirdos aren’t still jerking off to her, because they are likely in their 50s too and in some weird as fuck turn of events, they want to age with their sexual fantasy, rather than move onto new sexual fantasies, because they are Buffy fans, thus lonely as fuck, possibly, or more likely virgins and aging with the girl they fantasized about in the 90s feels familiar, like how married people still fuck…sometimes….

Despite being 50, she’s not too old to hop on the social media hustle where posting bathing suit erotica for likes and follows is the norm…

If you look close enough, you’ll see some other 90s masturbation fodder, one that is dying of breast cancer but still hard nippled in her swimsuit, some Shannen Doherty….and it’s all so fucking boring.

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2020

19

Oct

Whitney Cummings in the Bath of the Day

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Whitney Cummings is a ridiculously successful comic, turned TV producer, with some hit shows under her belt, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t suck….

I remember recently seeing her hot the Kimmel show when he was on break and it was brutal….without the laugh track her jokes just sucked…but probably not as hard as she did to get where she got…

I think stand up comedy is the lamest of things a person can do…practicing being funny in front of the mirror to get that perfect 45 minutes…standing on stage to a bunch of laughing idiots thinking you matter or what you do is art…just seems pretty stupid…whether it ends up paying really well or not…but yeah, if I think it is lame, I am pretty sure that means people drawn to it are lame, and they’d be fucking pumped a girl like Whitney would fuck with them….and if you’re a girl trying to make it in Hollywood, they say the comedy scene is a hard way to do it, but clearly it isn’t since there are a ton of women comics, but women will whine about how hard everything they do is…from waking up, to getting ready, to cooking, cleaning, birthing babies, having sex…it’s a never ending “it’s so hard being a woman”….so naturally a female comic will say it was a challenge to wear lowcut shirts, flirt with the power players, tell some jokes about sucking dick to get their attention and interest in testing out the goods…whether she sucked their dicks or not, they are an easy crew to seduce and win over..like sending the hot girl in to the nerds to get them to do her homework…I mean women control sex, are the power players in all situations….whether they admit it or not, they know it is true…

Anyway, in keeping up with being rich for being unfunny, but a good seductress, which is a talent of it’s own, unless you find her funny, which is possible, I mean people believe what they are told….but yeah…she’s naked in the tub, her big tits out, because this comic understands being crass and seduction…it’s why she exists…so why not it for social media relevance, everyone else is staying alive on there…why not cummings.

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2020

19

Oct

Cambrie Schroder Pussy Print of the Day

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It’s always funny when you see an under 25 year old with a jacked up face that makes the bitch look like a 50 year old mom trying to relive her youth thanks to the recent divorce and the encouragement from her 15 year old daughter who shows her how other 50 year olds are living their best life thanks to face injections and other procedures to make their ZOOM meetings “FIRE”….

These girls are Ricky Schroder’s daughters, who I guess grew up in a very weird environment of the failed superstar on the tail end of his non existent career, since they were born long after he was relevant, but their mom was right there ready to gold dig some Silver Spoon icon, assuming that she couldn’t gold dig someone more relevant, or maybe she targeted him like Jenny McCarthy targeted Donnie Whalberg, or Hailey Bieber targeted Bieber, or how GIGI Hadid targeted the One Direction star, you know both were groupies growing up and now they are locked into their celeb crushes, despite being rich cunts to begin with…..rich and famous dudes have never had issues finding bitches who want in on that life.

Either way, raised by a dad who felt like a loser more aggressively than most losers because he was at one time a star….raised amongst other celebrity rich kids their age….because that’s what happens when you live in LA….all nice and vapid as they try to get their name back out there, to save the dad from jumping, or hanging, or pill eating….letting SCHRODER be something people don’t laugh at…and they are doing it through dance, tight pants and bikini dances, because that’s what the young people do…if you’re fit, why would you wear clothing on social media, I mean that’s the whole point of being skinny, to clickbait on social media. I’m into it.

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Posted in:Cambrie Schroder|Faith Schroder

2020

19

Oct

Charlotte Lawrence Interpretive Dance of the Day

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What in the art fag, theatre kid, lame ass weirdness sis this bullshit?

Well, to answer your question, it’s Charlotte Lawrence, who has emailed this site asking me to remove images of her being a slut for attention, because she doesn’t really understand how the internet works, and that when she puts content out there, weirdo sites like this come across it and run commentary on it. She’s of a different generation where the self promotion usually ends on their social media and their involvement with other sites is doing interviews. Either way, she’s not a fan of this dated Blog shit and either am I….we have so much in common Charlotte Lawrence…

Interpretive dance is not one of those things, I mean yes, when i was drunk I used to bust out a dumb interpretive dance, where I would pretend to catch a ball that had fallen from the sky, only to hug it, even kiss it, before re-releasing it to the sky, it’s a great interpretive dance, at least as far as interpretive dances go…I mean how great can such a lame activity really be…if anything, it was a nice reminder of how easy it is to do bullshit interpretive dance…fat drunk guys in jeans two sizes too tight could do them beer in hand to impress the ladies…you know class clown the shit….only to not get laid by the shit because girls find interpretive dance lame as shit too…especially when the drunk guy doing it is covered in mustard.

That said, Charlotte Lawrence is of another lame generation that has created a multi billion dollar social network based on lip synching and dumb dances, so she probably thinks this is art, or artistry…when you grow up in a bubble, in dance classes, it’s hard to even know what is lame when you’re dick is up your own ass, cuz you are so hyped on yourself…

But for the record, this is fucking terrible….her body’s good though, skinny….the way Drew Carey, her biological dad must be proud of….you know because he struggled with his weight back when he was deep dicking her mom before his ex fiancees were getting murdered and he lost all that weight on the KETO diet for the Price is Right….

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2020

19

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Whether you’re a COVID believer, or a COVID denier questioning your COVID denying after seeing some 33 year old “fitness influencer” die of COVID despite thinking it was a lie, you know in what one would call “KARMA” if one was an asshole who wants the COVID hype the media shoves down their throat to be real.

Now, I am not going to say it is a fake virus, or a fake pandemic, for fear that the people who are trying to push this agenda will track me down and put COVID in my water or pump it in through my basement apartment window…I am sure it’s a real virus, I am all for avoiding people, covering our ugly faces and living in fear, even though we’ll all likely die of other things….I do think it’s got a lot of political upside at least in some countries where they are getting real “BIG BROTHER” on our asses, but as someone who doesn’t leave the house or shop, or socialize, it’s a giant “who cares”…

I apply that level of “who cares” to the “essential workers” or medical workers who are so busy doing their job they trained for and are paid for, like anyone else with a job doing their job….so I don’t subscribe to the whole hero thing, especailly when these “heroes” have time to post up nudes, run Only Fan pages to make more money than their nursing, as Nursing is really just a solid job with solid pay and solid benefits, depending on what doctors you seduce…they are the sex worker of the medical field….literally…see the pics?