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2020

11

Nov

Sarah Snyder Ass of the Day

Sarah Snyder is some New York hipster chick, not that hipsters really exist, everyone’s pretty much the fucking same…at least people of her generation….they all look the same, act the same, dress the same, get the same ass injections, the same face injections, wear the same make-up….it’s all Hip Hop influenced, trashy and slutty, only fans content producing, I guess they call them RATCHETS or did at one point, but now that every girl, especially white girls are jumping in on that shit because I guess girls like attention….and I don’t mind watching what the Kardashians as the leader of these people has created…

This one gets a lot of work from actual brands, she dated Jayden Smith, she probably lives in New York, model things…or instagram model things….and luckily for us perverts whop don’t care about the backstory or the same clickbait shit these people are all involved in, we just care that they get more attention being slutty as they fucking should….

Getting slutty, to get noticed, to get more attention and to make more money, not a big deal, pretty basic tactics really….

So here’s that ass..

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2020

11

Nov

Maddie Ziegler Masturbation of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler turned 18 a few weeks ago and she’s already pantsless on the internet in some photoshoot that reminds me of the girls on reddit who film themselves fucking their pillows or teddy bears to get off. It’s a thing, it’s a weird thing, but girls are horny and into cumming and they’ll do it by humping whatever inanimate object is around, especially if it is a trending thing other girls are doing….you know strength in numbers, comfort in familiarity, it feels less whorish when other girls are doing it and far more aggressive whoring.

I don’t think they intention of this pantsless pic is to dive into producing internet porn, but the dancer from Dance Moms who SIA used in all her videos despite being but a 17 year old child, for weirdos everywhere to watch that shit on repeat as they do because Youtube is a criminal organization people just don’t know it…

Anyway, she exists, she’s 18, fair game to get her slut on…to put those dance moves to work like they were originally intended…sex work…I mean stripping is always a back-up plan, now it’s the plan….and when you’re a trained dancer…it makes that way easier..

I guess pantsless on a gymnastics horse isn’t fully porny, but maybe that arch and tilted back head is…..

Who cares about a bitch in a Sia video getting racy….all girls are racy…it’s what they do…we can just passively watch it unfold.

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2020

11

Nov

Cas Summer Wins The Internet of the Day

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I came across Cas Summer because her TikTok videos were going viral, since she’s got monster tits and has them flopping all over the motherfucking place in said TikTok videos, because that’s what you do when you have monster tits and if you don’t….you’re missing out on your chance to shine…

I assumed that she was just faking the TikTok, as porn girls do, where they do these side by side dances of clothed and unclothed that they don’t actually post on TikTok because China would theoretically get mad that the content is of someone who isn’t under the age of 12 dancing provocatively to lure in all the perverts so that when they take over the USA they know who to execute….you know they turn on your front camera and watch you jerk off to those very inappropriate things that people who should have better parents should stop them from producing…but it’s for likes and follows MOM….

I don’t actually have TikTok anywhere near me because I don’t trust spyware and I find the whole dance thing fucking stupid….I am a grown man and I hate dance so it can go fuck itself…but as it turns out Cas Summer is legit and these are her TikTok videos…where she shakes her titties in what you could argue is inappropriate for a social network, even one trying to steal the minds of all Americans with clickbait Americans are int….but that I think is perfectly appropriate because if you have tits this is precisely WHAT you should be doing.

In conclusion, TikTok is communist China weapons against America, that doesn’t just allow, but rewards young girls to dance slutty, because girls are slutty now, all because it lures people in….so that they can continue the brainwashing….scary stuff, but less scary when there are tits like this to crawl up into, at least in video…so comforting.

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Posted in:TIKTOK

2020

11

Nov

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I am a firm believer that Wet Spot Wednesday is the worst post I do weekly…

I call it the self sabotage post because anyone….from people, to advertisers, to potential sugar daddy investors who want to give me 100,000,000 dollars to produce EPIC content that I haven’t got around to producing…will look at it, throw up and move on with their lives….never to come back here again…

I am ok with that, it’s how we filter out the crap…but for the record…wet panties out of context make me fucking sick.

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2020

11

Nov

Bikini Skipping and Other Videos of the Day

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Worm in the Antibiotics

Driverless Bus VS Store

Faggot Father Crying Tears of Joy for a Female Vice President…Get a Fucking Grip Loser

Live Coconut Worm

Mouse Escapes ATM

Cop Tasers a Resistro

Hole in One…

Thief Fail…

Indian Cop Causes Accident then Beats Victim

Pizza Win…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

11

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have reached the point in life where shitting the bed is literally shitting the bed…you know…loss of my “faculties”…is that what they say when you start shitting yourself?

Either way, I’m old…and in being old, I am still amazed that girls watch porn….you hear girls talk about porn, or talk about watching porn….and are now even producing their own porn for fun….or attention or as a business, since sex work is viable, even lucrative….but I’m still shocked by that…

Everyday girls now fuck their friends at sleepovers, you know for the clout or whatever, but this is something we used to JOKE about when we knew girls we knew were having a sleepover….

It’s like everyone is so fucking horny all the time, open with their masturbation addiction and masturabting each other because cumming is great….and the whole thing BLOWS my mind…even if it makes total sense…

I am old, and have been conditioned by women all these years to think porn and sex talk is for creeps they want nothing to do with…as they protest my micro penis, like they would even feel anything…its not sex if you don’t feel anything but shame…be empowered…

Here are some morning links…

Hot Canadian Pole Vaulter in her Bikini
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Selena Gomez is Getting Ready
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Bella Thorne’s Spooky Lingerie Clad Teaser
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Busty Wanda Icardi Goes Topless
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Bella Hadid for Michael Kors
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Miss USA Gets Crowned
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Baby Hippo’s Dental Check
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The Infamous Truck-Wrecking Bridge Has Been Raised, But Clearly Not Enough!
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Canada’s Parliament Fight Over The Usage Of The Word ‘Fart’
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The Monkey Dog Does Some Parkour!
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What Goes Into A Good Hollywood Jump Scare!
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Your Girl’s Personal Trainer is a pervert
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Naked in Public!
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Slutty Cam Girls…CHECK THEM OUT….
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2020

10

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Despite being flagged a porn site, I hate porn….I’ve only really just been waiting for the mainstream and porn to connect or align….and it is happening…..because porn on it’s own has no substance….or value…it isn’t thought provoking, inspiring, educational….and when I watch porn, all i see is a girl’s soul die….which I guess is the point and clearly what everyone out there is seeking….because the world has turned to porn….people are uploading so many nudes….for you to stare at..the mainstream-ification of porn….it is happening…

The starting point, the stepLINKS….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Synchronized Swimmers Show Off Their Flexibility With a Sexy Dance Routine in High Heels and Bodysuits
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On Set with Bella Thorne!
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Tinashe Bares All!
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Thong Bikini Ass Doing Crazy Upside Down balancing
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Wanda Icardi Goes Topless!
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber Gets Ready for Winter!
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Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Ass….
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Leigh-Anne Pinnock Slight Nip Slip at the 2020 MTV EMAs!
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Salma Hayek’s Covid Test Erotica!
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Here’s How Auto Brand Names Are Pronounced In Their Own Language!
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These Futuristic Vehicles Already Existed In The Past!
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Massive Boobs in a Bikini
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Miss USA Was Crowned
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Irina Shayk Brings The Holiday Cheer!
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Catarina Foxy in a Wet T-Shirt!
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Phil Collins wife claims he had a pill and showering problem
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Russian Backyard Scientists Create An Amazing Jet Engine!
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Amazing Guy Plays Imperial March From Star Wars With A Coffee Stirrer!
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The Most Honest Answer To The Question “How To Break A Man”!
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Guy Gives Girl Head Massage Orgasms
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Charlotte Flair Put On a Leg Show
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Charlotte Lawrence Reaches The End!
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Rob Lowe goes mini in Montecito
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Guy Sends An Attractive Lookalike To His Highschool Reunion!
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Motorcyclist Loses Control And Falls On Wet Road!
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Guy at Restaurant Forgets he has a Mask On
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Taking Apart The Xbox Series X!
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Canada’s Parliament Fight Over The Usage Of The Word ‘Fart’
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Sleeping like a baby
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Larsa Pippen Admits to Having a Relationship With Tristan Thompson
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Miley Cyrus in her Coffin….
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Booty in the Kitchen
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Trump TV is probably happening, I hope they give me a Show..
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The Gatorade Dinosaur…..
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Ariana Grande New Album….
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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From the Forum

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Chrishell Stause – Walking her dog….
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Chantel Jeffries – Outside Dogpound Gym in LA
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Kim Kardashian in a Magazine….
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Emily Ratajkowski – Scary Belly Button
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Dianna Agron in a Dress
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Super Serious Kate Middleton
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Zara Larsson in Tight Bell Buttom
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Katie Holmes in Vogue…
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Pia Mia Perez in a Photoshoot
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Rihanna in Leather Pants
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Irina Shayk Sloppy Tits…
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Lindsey Pelas in a Swimsuit…
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Ariel Winter Bubble Wrap Girl
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Kristin Cavallari -in Jeans
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Pom Klementieff Legs
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Kim Garner Hot Body….
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Big Titty Lesbian Pussy Rub….
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Glory Hole Buffet
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18 people having a Shitty Day….
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Instagram Face Masturbating her Friend!
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Pawg….
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Reddit Amateur….
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Hypnotic Titties…
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100! Dildo Play….
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Gwyneth Paltrow Nips…
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Nerdy with a Dildo….
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9 Public Acts that Make You a Whore…
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Big Tits in a Bra or Two?….
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Toilet Paper Roll for the Toilet Paper Roll Fetishists
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Colossal Cleavage
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Big Booty Twerk…
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Pussy Eater…
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Bottoming Out 13 Inches
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Time to Wine….Naked with Wine…
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Hot Naked Girl Make Out with Ass Spread
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Full Arm Fist
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Naked Linette….
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Looking for those Election Sharpies? We found em!
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Magical Piss
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Skinny Girls
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Carrot Top and Carrot Bottom!
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You Mother Fucker
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2020

10

Nov

Brie Larson Being Slutty of the Day

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Brie Larson is some scam of a celebrity and probably a horrible fucking person, but for whatever reason that scam worked out of her because she’s cast in those big blockbusters, people think she’s a star, but more importantly dudes think she’s a babe…when the early part of her career she just fucking sucked. She was a failed pop star, a nothing acress, but one day, someone said “Let’s make you a high ticket item”….maybe it was a slow month and she was the only one around….I don’t know, but I do know she did some bullshit victim of abuse movie, wins an Oscar…discounting the credibility of the Oscars and as the serious actor she is….jumps into the 100 million dollar plus budget movies you know to really hone her craft that won her that oscar by CASH FUCKING GRABBING…I don’t know she just gives off bullshit vibes, try hard vibes….even her attempt at instagram erotica cuz she knows she’s gotta grow that platform to make even more money than she already has….and she knows this is how to do it…sleazy instagram ways…maybe the young people will think she’s hip despite looking 45….and sucking….but yeah even this attempt at instagram hotness does nothing for me….it’s a scam….

But I guess it’s some of her best work to date….despite sucking.

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2020

10

Nov

Ashley Benson Thong of the Day

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Ashley Benson posted this picture of her ass in a thong….to remind you that girls are more than just breasts, even if they have big breasts, even when you only see their big breasts when looking at them…like how I feel about Ashley Benson in all of her pics….”big breasts”…..no matter what she’s doing….”Big breasts”….during her whole lesbian relationship to that model who fucks up the ladder and bounces around from celeb to celeb….I see “big breasts”….it’s not even that I have a thing for big breasts, it is that Ashley Benson has big breasts and that’s all she’s interesting for….and even then she’s not that interesting…well…she’s also an ass in a thong….but I’m still visualizing the big breasts.

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Posted in:Ashley Benson

2020

10

Nov

Jordyn Jones Cameltoe of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is another one of these modern day celebrities with millions of followers you have no idea why they exist…

After much research after finding out that she was from Kalamazoo Michigan, and by much research I mean a 2 second long google search, that gave me the answer I was looking for, which was that she was a child thrown into reality TV, as you’d expect a girl from Kalamazoo Michigan being on TV would end up on TV….white trash doesn’t really have the money to post up in LA and go to all the pervert run auditions for Kids programming…

She is 20 now, a 2000s baby, you fucking perverts, and she is doing what the girls of her generation are doing for their 6 million followers…being semi sleazy, not overly sleazy, just sleazy enough to show off that dance body before it goes to it’s natural Kalaamzoo Michigan state when the dancing stops and the weight starts packing on….the kind of thing you see taking up two seats on a Spirit Airlines flight…or not fitting into the booth at the Denys she’s having her third grand slam breakfast at…

She’s also released a song, because everyone releases songs, it’s the best thing to complement the whole dance thing….you don’t need to sing now that you can make music on your iphone…

None of this matters, what matters is that people of her generation are exhibitionists, it’s the easiest way for likes and follows…and this is overhyped Jordyn Jones….exhibiting…