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2020

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Covid is one year old and men born with uteruses are fighting for the right to be called the father on the birth certificate despite having the uterus and thus being the mother…..because all these pussies were raised so coddled in middle class luxury that they have the time to fight for the dumbest shit since they don’t have any actual real problems, so they create them for us and for everyone…

Then there’s the fact that these idiots who act so self aware and in tune with themselves thanks to intellectualizing psychedelics, mindfullness, therapy, etc….are still not self aware enough to see that they are fucking Hypocrites who don’t know they are pussies or hypocrites…too self absorbed and dealing with that Trauma trauma trauma….that they don’t even see that they are assholes..

The reset is needed, get those FEMA CAMP beds ready…so we can stop making babies through the penis we bough on Amazon’s pee hole…cuz we sewed up the original vagina it was meant to crawl out of…

It’s funny that life is one terrible TV show we can’t escape, but we can roll our eyes, laugh, and focus on the TITTY PICS…

Hannah Hanrahan is Topless!
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Hot Pics of Kate Mara…Round-Up
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Heavy Person in the Front…
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Hailey Bieber – Style Icon
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LaVar Ball Told His Sons That They’re Only Going to Meet “Hoes” Playing in the NBA
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Laurine in the Wash Basin
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Fat Man Talent
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Neymar Has Reportedly Been in an “Open Relationship” With Brazilian Singer Gabily
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Underwater Welding
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Posing with House Plants
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Larry The Cable Guy Knocked His Tooth Out Celebrating Nebraska’s Win Over Penn State
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John McAfee is wild
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Check Out this Lame How To talk to a Hot Chick Video Loser
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Jimmy Butler and Selena Gomez Spotted Hanging Out This Weekend in New York
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IS ABS Dangerous for Cars
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2020

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to think I am doing my part to make the world a better place by inspiring girls that they can be whores who get naked on the internet too….but then I realize that despite having a website, I am not an influencer who can inspire much…

Even though I’d like to contribute to the dumb-ification of America. it is pretty funny….we thought Influencers were bad enough as people who got paid heave to do useless shit…but then TikTok happened and the people who go viral on there and make millions have FAR less to offer…at least an influencer can inspire me to drink my own piss for health or show me foods or travel spots I could one day go to, but don’t have to since they already got the photo for me…Now it’s just badly coordinated dance videos, I can’t imagine much more mindless shit than that….all while being tracked by CHINA…and not caring because you want that clout…

If only I knew how to speak in emoji….WORDS ARE MY EMOJI….but like a bear shitting in the woods, do words matter if they don’t make a sound…or do choreographed dance….lip syncing harder that Milli Vanilli, poor bastards ahead of their time…

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Here are some stepLINKS….

Joey King Looking Good at the People’s Choice!
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Dustin Johnson Won the Masters and Immediately Grabbed Paulina Gretzky’s Ass
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Iris Apatow in Lingerie
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Vanessa Hudgens Gets a Tattoo
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Lesbians Making Out in Short Dresses.
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Olivia Culpo Stripped Down to Her Lingerie for MAXIM
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Hot Pics of Kate Mara Round-Up
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Carrie Keagan Gets Racy
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Bebe Rexha and Alison Brie Little Black Dress Battle…
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Katyuska Moonfox – Cosplayer Round-Up
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Classic Nudes of Bettie Page
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Halsey in a Tube Top
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Kellyanne Conway’s daughter is trying out for American Idol
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Girl Shows you her dance – Then and Now…Weird,.
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Naked Girl Shows Off Back Tattoo
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Instagram Model Celebrates Steelers 9-0 Start Dancing in a Bikin
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TikTok Star is Flexible
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TikTok Star Gets Glammed Up
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Michelle Monagham’s Smile and Pokie!
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Zendaya in a Revealing Dress!
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The First Version Of Google Chrome
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Rick Moranis attacker arrested
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Going Through A Drive Thru While Blasting Music On A 80,000 Watt Bass!
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GirlReveals a Crazy Ass
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Alvin Kamara Went All Out for His “Friend” and Celebrity Stylist Jojo Zarur’s Birthday
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Model Nadine Leopold in Lingerie
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Bella Hadid’s Campaign for her Collab that Sold Out
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10-Year-Old Gives Babysitter Dating Advice!
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Amazing String Quartet Cover Of “Feel It Still” By Portugal!
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G-String Model
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Trevor Lawrence Spent Clemson’s Bye Week Celebrating His Fiancee’s 21st Birthday
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Robee Breevart – Topless Model in Studio
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Demi Lovato is Blonde!
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Footage Of The Fatal Blast On Whakaari White Island!
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Testing Out To Find The Best Face Mask!
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Throwback Booty Dance
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D1 Golfer Jordan Cornelius is Worth a Look
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Celebs in Full Frontal Scenes
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Compilation Of Leta Powell Drake Embarrassing People During Interviews!
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UFC Fighter Yancy Medeiros Was Having Sex in His Living Room When USADA Came Knocking
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Model Vanessa Fuchs in a Shoot!
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Courtney Love Publicly Calls Out Harvey Weinstein In 2005!
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Playboy Model Daniella Chavez Cheered On the Chile National Team in a Skimpy Swimsuit
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Natalia Sirotina is Wonderful Russian Model.
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Here Is Japan’s Fastest Calculators User!
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Idiot Knocks Himself Out
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Bucks Heiress Mallory Edens in a Bikini!
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Hot Model Kinga Czekaj in the Shadows….
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Bella Thorne Fights!
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Chris Evans breaks out his iconic Knives Out sweater for a playdate with Aly Raisman and her puppy
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Ariel Winter Tits Out at the Gas Station
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Sara Sampaio in White Leggigns
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Joey King Cleavage at the Award Shows
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Vanessa Hudgens on the Streets
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Sofia Carson at the People’s Choice Awards
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Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini Top
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Addison Rae TIkTok Girl at the People’s Choice Awards
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Demi Lovato at the People’s Choice Awards
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Charlotte McKInney Takes her Legs Out to Dinner
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Hailey Bieber Takes her Legs Out
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Kylie Jenner in Metalic Pants
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Katie Holmes Looking Angry
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Pregnant Emrata.
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Pregnant AF Emma Roberts
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Ashley Tisdale Pregnant as Shit
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Peyton Roi List Pantyhose
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Ariana Grande in Fuck me Boots
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Kylie Minogue – Still Hot
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Raibow Socks in the Shower
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Busty Girl Rips her Shirt Off!
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Crazy Booty Gallery
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Big Boob reveal
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Panties to the Side
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Best Thing About Jump Ropes
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Licking the Dildo Clean
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Modern Art in 2020
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Slutty Drunk Girls
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Big Ass Riding
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Melody Foxx in a Creepy Room
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Naked Eva and her Tattoos
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Miss London’s Thick Booty
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Mental Mondays
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Girl Rigs Her Dildo to be LONG DONG
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Slutty Selfies
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Stripclubs in 2020
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Kitchen Counter Used Right
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Busty Emily Right
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Myra and her Dildo
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Switching Things Up
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Threesome When Driving…
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Big Things in Ass
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Nice Tits
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19 People Having a Shitty Day
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Just Fucking Herself
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2020

Nov

Bella Thorne Handbra of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the ever important young starlet who manages to be in so many garbage, low level projects that all go viral..

From really bad movies she’s in, or songs she makes, or viral stunts she’s involved in, even her Only Fans is some dog shit….but thanks to Disney training she knows how to manipulate the minds of her generation…and she knows how generate hype around herself, pretending to be relatable despite being in it for the money…none of these people have souls…and she pretends to be real…despite being fake….and she pretends to be sexual, horny, perverted, into porn…but it’s so obvious that it’s just clout chasing…but I guess clout chasing works…

She typically looks like she smells like farts, or feces, all greasy and her tits seem bolted on, and for whatever reason I don’t find her hot, but people think she’s hot, and if you think someone is hot, and they have their tit in hand, that’s probably important to you….even if it’s clickbait done for all the wrong reasons…

So here she is putting really weak content on her Only Fans, I mean show the tit already…it’s just a tit…but she’s scared of being blacklisted from the actual mainstream, so all she’s doing in sex work is jokes….jokes that make her far too much money…and jokes I don’t mind since they involve tits…

I mean, I think my life would be better if all the celebs of 20 years ago were posting up “SEXTS” for fun…to rook people in….to make them think that the celebs are real…instead of just leaking them to the internet like there was some massive icloud hack…..not that I care for celeb sexts, but I do think it’s better than most of the work they actually do….

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2020

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Support our troops…or Support or Frontline Workers has been a common thread or theme these pandemic….and I can see where people are coming from, I mean you can’t really hate on the people who have to work in the hospitals while the rest of the world sits on their asses and collect unemployment…or make a fortune selling COVID related things….or playing the stock market since it is something to do….

I don’t see people doing the jobs they chose and trained for as hero work, but I am also an asshole…I figure if you get paid to do what it is you do…it’s not so much about being a hero and more about you finding a convenient job that is in need of workers that pays fairly compared to other jobs and that gives you a decent pension – at least in Canada….

Sure it sucks to work the COVID unit…obviously…who wants to be around that shit, but someone’s gotta do it and if they chose that line of work, it’s safe to assume that they find it fulfilling on some weird level….

As it turns out, these “medical workers” double as sex workers…some MOONLIGHTING without the BRUCE willis, since people are talking about them all the time, inflating their egos, it’s only logical that they get naked on the internet for the paying subscriber…you know the COVID tips thanks to the guilt people have for having not left their house in 6 months….it’s a great way to cash in..

Plus, long shifts lead to boring downtime, and getting naked on the job is a good way to help the time go by, especially while knowing you won’t get fired since everyone’s a fucking pervert and all the co workers will be stoked to see their colleague naked plus with COVID they need all hands on deck…even the exhibitionist hands…it’s a perfect storm for MEDICAL WORKER NUDITY and we’re the lucky recipients of their most valuable, prized, important work…the NUDES…at the hospital…disgusting….but hot to you nurse fetish freaks.

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2020

Nov

Amber Rose Undressing of the Day

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Amber Rose is doing some titty play for her fans, which I think is commendable work. If you’re going to make money any way, you might as well do it by showing your tits…and Amber Rose, who is a career sex worker, I mean she got her start stripping knows that more than the average person…she’s been getting rich 10 dollars a song at a time…until landing the golden Kanye ticket…which allowed her to get knocked up by at least 1 maybe 2 rappers…each paying hefty child support payments as rappers do….allowing that sex work to really make her dreams come true…

I am sure these titty grabs are more for fun than for money, you know why let an old skill die when you’ve done it for so long, but I do hear stories of girls making millions off Only Fans, so maybe it’s just the dumbest fucking cash grab in the history of cashgrabs…those 10 dollars a song are now 10 dollars a photo or more….bought by 1000s of perverts who want new Amber Rose tit pics instead of just googling pre-existing Amber Rose tit pics…

The good news is that she’s not Amber Heard…because not all Ambers are created equally.

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2020

Nov

Caylee Cowan Almost Asshole of the Day

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I don’t really know what you’d categorize Caylee Cowan as, but I guess she’s a Glamour Model or maybe a Fetish Model or even an Instagram model, who despite barely existing in the grand scheme of the world has something like 400k followers thanks to her massive natural tits….these big natural titty girls can go a long way with their natural titties, that’s all I know…

She has also done some low level acting, she’s got a few titles to her IMDB, including producer of some documentary, so she’s doing things…I just don’t know if those things really matter…

Her most important job is being the girl that very rich Rick Salomon of Paris Hilton Sex tape fame – fucks….he’s old, he’s rich, he likes having a good time, her tits are big and after being married to Pam Anderson twice, probably nice to feel what real tits feel like….even if big tits come with sloppy bodies…stomachs…asses…thighs…it’s the estrogen man…

She’s here showing you lazy ways to tighten up the body, because diet and exercise is for losers when you can just jack yourself up….not to mention, you just photoshop the shit out of yourself for social media…no one cares that your actual self is a pile of slop…

Dude like this kind of thickness, so this one’s for you dudes…..I mean titties…

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2020

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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I guess there are creepier things to be into than MILFS, which for the most part are actual moms and not just middled aged single women pretending to be mom’s in efforts to get those OnlyFans subscribers….you know the sneaky “milf” appropriators who basically call themselves MILFs because they are old to be MILFS but are more like Jennifer Aniston and babyless because they made all those modern woman decisions to be career oriented and to have fun rather than breed….only to feel empty at 40 and eager to get naked on the internet to feel some level of “mattering”….this is them mattering..

Now I don’t know why dudes, young or old are into Milfs, the idea of a baby being shat out of a womb is one that confuses me and that seems so unnatural…I am sure there is some psychology behind the whole baby making being a turn on….maybe it’s that dudes into MILFs secretly want to fuck their moms, you know momma boy shit…maybe its that dudes are into more believable pussy…meaning that they could likely fuck a MILF before an actual hot young chick….I just know there are so many MILFs on the internet posting MILF content on the MILF internet and here’s this week’s round up for those of you less into celebrity and more into naked amateur moms.

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2020

Nov

Ashley Graham Tit of the Day

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I have written some pretty horrible things about Ashley Graham because she’s a vile and disgusting monster that is wrongfully being celebrated by the marketing industry or corporate America……all because they need a decent looking fat girl to make themselves seem like they understand the market, that they are inclusive, and that they aren’t the evil patriarchy that has these standards for models seeing as their job is to look good on camera…while the fat activists feel that there are hot fat chicks who are worthy too…now more than ever…since everyone is fat…into chronic illness, bad hygiene, sleep apnea and other fat person shit…

I have written pretty horrible things about Ashley Graham because I don’t believe in rewarding fat girls for being fat, getting fat is one of the easiest things I’ve ever done…you sit and it..it’s not worth rewarding…

I think fat is a fucking terrorist attack on the American people and will strain the healthcare industry…and I think anyone who tries to offset that with some moral high ground “we all deserve a chance” or “fat people are people too” have had one too many blowjobs from a fat girl who treated the dick like the last dick it would ever have, the way fat girls were before they were seen as hot and model worthy…but also treated the dick like an ice cream cone because they like to eat…

Anyway, I think it is a crime against humanity to give these fat girl the “it’s ok to be fat, because the market is fat and we are selling to them”…since Science, and as you know everyone is hyped on Science….at least when it comes to covid, but not when it comes to obesity…which is stange..

Anyway, here’s the fatty who has made millions being fat, like a novelty act….playing with her mom tits…I doubt this is hot to anyone, but it happened…if anything it’s Ashley Graham would have had a great career in BBW porn, but instead got that mainstream money….she’s got the last laugh, assuming she lives past 60 even though statistically she won’t unless she starts that less food, more calories burned things.

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2020

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Cleavage of the Day

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J.Lo is one of those psychopath overachievers who managed to plow down anyone who got in her way in her quest to be the most famous bitch around….and I guess it worked, she’s J.Lo…the actor, singer, everything she touches turns to GOld except maybe Affleck’s dick that I am sure just turns into flacid alcoholic dick covered in celeb herpes sores…but everything else she touches turns to gold…except maybe Diddy’s dick, I mean that dude’s fucked some trash…I know at least one of the trash he’s fucked…but everything non-dick oriented she’s touched has turned to gold…because she’s a manipulative nutcase who knows how to brainwash and trick her fans into thinking she matters…

She was involved in the People’s Choice awards, which is almost as bad as the American Music Awards in relevance, not that any of these award shows are quality, especially not now, but they keep them going for whatever reason, despite no one watching. I guess they need to convince these people who have already won that they can win amongst themselves in catetories that don’t matter.

They also play that the People’s Choice awards are chosen by the people, but really the record labels farm out sweatshop call centers in India with VPNs to vote 10000s of times for their stars they want to see win…like J.Lo probably hired that service back with the People’s Choice voting began…it’s all part of the scam…

Her new angle is to pull this “as women shit”….about not letting men write women off…and about women being powerful and limitless like J.Lo…some bullshit aspirational words that you know she doesn’t mean…she thinks J.Lo is limitless, not other bitches, other bitches are the enemy that she needs to dominate and not in a fuck them up the ass way, but in a bitch “I’m on top” way…

So as she panders to women of all colors, she also panders to women of all ages…saying beauty doesn’t have an expiration date…which is clearly a FUCKING lie…

We all know beauty has an experiation date, but because she’s jacking her face up and doing fitness and eating well and is still fuckable as a mom in her 50s thanks to being rich as shit…she’s angling that too….

Anything to keep the fans excited for her…pretending to be some inspiration…when really she’s a fucking scam…..

Good cleavage performance though.

J.LO was also at the Peoples Choice Awards lastnight..

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2020

Nov

The Most Awkward Nude Video of the Day

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I saw this posted on the internet and it made me feel uncomfortable. I guess that’s what the people mean when they say “CRINGE” or “CRINGEWORTHY”…it’s that feeling in the depth of your soul of embarrassment for a person because they are so fucking awkward, not that I typically feel emotional responses to things I see on the internet or for people on the internet…part of my charm is having a ruthless lack of empathy for anyone on the internet…I am nicer in person….but the internet is just the internet, not real life, and if people put content of themselves out there, I’ll treat it like I treat my opinion of a TV show, a Book, a Movie…if it needs to be cut down, slaughtered, or shit on…I figure it’s fair game….the people who make said content don’t agree with that assessment or vision, but they clearly don’t understand the internet despite getting naked on the internet..

So this video, which I can appreciate as a concept, is the evolution of a girl’s confidence in posting nudes…from awkward and shy to fully out there stripping with a sex face on….It’s a nice way to be creative in your nude content especially since posting nudes is awkward at first, until you get that feedback and embrace the inner sex worker…we can relate or at least see where it is coming from….

It’s just that watching the finished version of it is so uncomfortable to me, that the joke or the observational self analysis / self awareness is replaced with feeling embarrassed for the poor girl….but luckily, horny dudes are probably loving it and other nude girls relating to it…making it a win…just not a win to me…

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