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2020

17

Nov

Dua Lipa Tight Pants of the Day

Dua Lipa is the busty youtuber turned popstar thanks to youtube cover songs….which is the way to the fucking top…

She started out as model who was told she was too fat….so she said fuck ya’ll I’m going to go sing shitty cover songs and get noticed for my tits…and it worked because she’s an “it girl”…..I think I just saw she’s releasing a song with Miley, and I mean once you go viral on the social media, you just print fucking money..

Here’s some random recent pics of her in tight bike shorts, feeling her big titties up, wearing fuck me boots, you know doing that “relevant” starlet in an era where that just means popular on social media…bullshit…

I don’t care, buy you may care..so here.

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2020

17

Nov

Emma Corrin Nipple Tape of the Day

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I have a shitty app on my phone called NEWS that I read when I am trying to take a shit through my inflamed hemmorhoids so bad I can’t find a hooker crackhead enough to suck the Prep H out of me….and on that app I get all kinds of useless news stories I don’t read because I am illiterate….

BUT the past week I’ve been seeing all this hype around The Crown, I guess Netflix spent a lot of money producing it and people are obsessed with the Royal Family, but I am more interested in anything but the Royal Family….but I guess since people are obsessed with the Royal Family and The Crown has been a big hit for the streamer, the girl who plays Princess Diana is going to go “Viral”….

Her name is Emma Corrin, she is from the UK, she has only played Princess Diana in the Crown, and she’s now on the fucking map…..

Whether you find her hot or not, is irrelevant, she’s in fishnets with her titties taped up, and that’s enough to get me to notice…sure I don’t care, there are more aspiring actors, influencers, etc than I can even keep up with, I am only one person, so a new one to the list is like zero exciting to me…but then again, nothing is exciting…and at least there’s some of her titty for GQ.

TO SEE HER ON A JOG IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

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2020

17

Nov

Charlotte Lawrence Flasher of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is a celebrity rich kid, her mom is from the Drew Carrey show and SCRUBS, while her dad was the creator or producer of SCRUBS, basically rich and connected fuckers, so naturally their daughter would grow up to be a vapid and useless instagram girl posting half naked content like ALL the other girls while pretending to be a talent of her own, when really she’s jut got access..

I don’t hate on anyone for using the access they have to have a purpose in life, if your dad’s a butcher and has a butcher shop, you’re an idiot to not go work at said butcher shop…same applies to farmers, etc, just build on whatever is there. I am a big supporter of nepotism and HATE that I never got any of that because life would have been FAR easier to navigate…

I just hate when these people with access are lazy and their purpose in life is idiotic like faking being a pop star now that you don’t need to know how to sing to be a singing on a song….it’s all computer shit…but it’s also vapid and uselessness…it’s like do something that matters…but instead these idiots just want to dance around like full retards at the fucking puppet show, or wherever retards dance….

This is her showing off some shitty BONES BRIGADE looking tattoo like she’s an 1980s skater. with a hard on for Powell Peralta….really important things…it’s like do something that matters…like starting a blog that takes photos of these people and talk shit…you know REAL important shit…I realize it is useless, but I also realize that I am not rewarded for this shit, so it all works out in the end…you see doing unimportant shit knowing you are unimportant is different.

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2020

17

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants have been trendy for a long fucking time at this point. I mean American apparel brought back the leggings in early 2000s, then the whole Lululemon bell bottom yoga pant that made the founders billionaires were probably around the same era. It was a revelation for people like me who were tired of seeing girls in the previous trend of oversized sweatpants, what a waste of an ass that could be falsely advertised as a hot ass with the use of tight pants…

So we’re probably 20 years deep into this tight pant era, but thanks to COVID, tight pants like leggings or other tight activewear are now more popular than ever. Bitches chose comfort and some motherfucker found a way to make comfort be as close to naked as possible…even if the strength of the stretch lies to us about how good the ass actually is, that doesn’t matter, since the pics of the asses in tight pants are probably photoshopped by the girl in the pic anyway….everything is a fucking lie….and some lies are better than others…like when the lie is about how good an ass looks…

That said, this is a compilation of girls in tight pants, I turn to tight pants for the pussy definition, since I like looking at pussy and knowing there’s a pussy in those pants is always rewarding to me….but the support to make the ass look good’s alright too…something for everyone in these pics I guess…

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2020

17

Nov

Bella Hadid Braless of the Day

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Bella Hadid has one of the harshest faces out there, all sharp lines and weirdness thanks to having so much surgery or injections that she owns as if her face is actually her own, she accepts all the praise that comes her way, which is FAR TOO MUCH praise based on the fact that her face was bought as was her sister’s career that opened the door for her career. It’s not a secret that the rich ego of a father paid some fashion mag a ton of money to put his daughter on the cover, unless it is a secret, in which case, the dad is rich and paid a ton of moeny to a fashion mag to put GIGI on the cover…all that paved the way for the ugly sister to move in and be a legit model despite being the ugly sister because the people don’t bother sitting and thinking these things through! They just believe what they are told…which I guess applies to every aspect of life, it’s easier to be ignorant and dumb and go through the motionsthan actually try to use your brain to analyze a bitch on your own…

It’s like “show me tits” distract me, you’re hot….instead of “show me tits, but I think you’re a fake ass bitch, but show me tits”….you can still like the tits and hate everything the hard face that owns the tits embodies…you don’t need to hype these people who are already so hyped on themselves up, there’s nothing wrong with a “maybe fashion could use actual hot bitches like it used to”….instead of just using these instagram models who fuck rappers…

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2020

17

Nov

Faith Schroder Cleavage of the Day

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Faith Schroder is Rickey Schroder’s daughter, which isn’t saying much because the average person doesn’t know who Ricky Schroder is, but he was a big star that eventually faded out and barely existed for the bulk of this one’s life….

That doesn’t mean that people aren’t so into celebrity dick sucking that having that famous relative or famous last name where even if they don’t know who the fuck Ricky Schroder is, the public is like “he was on TV, he’s better than us, so his cum shot that survived is better than us too”….

Which based on this one’s look, isn’t too far off the mark. Her body is banging….and maybe her being a celebrity daughter in celebrity world was far less lucrative or exclusive since her dad was a has been, maybe the other celeb kids pointed and laughed from their bigger houses, while the Schroders, still rich as shit, weren’t quite as rich…forcing her to hit the internet half naked to get paid…

But then again, hitting the internet half naked is more just what her generation does than a means to an end..they all do it….even the ones with even higher profile parents!

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2020

17

Nov

Ariel Winter Cleavage of the Day

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Ariel Winter’s got a crooked ass face in these pics, I am not entirely sure why because I am not a doctor, I actually have facial recognition blindness so I can’t actually see Ariel Winter in these pics, it looks more like a bloated Italian mother with a bad dye job working at the bakery vibes…tits out to offset the fat ass…to make that Italian sub all the more appealing…you know the vibe, first generation immigrants living that American dream while all dolled up running the bakery as a way to show leigitimate income to explain why they live in a 5 million dollar house and drive two Rolls Royce’s and a Lambo…you know Italian shit…

Not that Ariel Winter is Italian, she’s more troll than anything, but she’s a troll with the magical tits that keep growing back despite having been cut off….maybe it’s hormones, obesity, an over eating eating disorder…who knows, I don’t fucking know Ariel Winter, I’m just posting these cuz her tits are out whether she looks likes shit or not, since she always looks like shit.

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2020

17

Nov

Rainey Qualley Thong of the Day

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Rainey Qualley is the hottest of the two kids that Andie Macdowell shat out… and she seems to know it..because she’s posing on the internet in her underwear which is always a trip for an old fuck like me…

I am of the generation where I only saw women’s panties in my friend’s mom’s laundry hamper, or panty drawer….or on some fat ass that had pants that were too small…or on a stripper….or on a girl willing to show me her panties…but it wasn’t this casual “i’m in my panties, check out my skinny body” even when girl had skinny bodies….they were only into showing that panty shit to dudes who seduced them, or that they were into…while losers like me were rarely on the receiving end unless they were conspiring to show me panties to point and laugh at my baby erection…

Point being, I get that panties and bikini bottoms are basically the same thing, I mean that was 90 percent of my rebuttal when negotiating a panty flash…and I don’t think panties on the internet is a BAD thing, it’s a great advancement in humanity…it’s just weird how casual it is…from all walks of life…here’s my ass in underwear strangers…

I guess I’m more conservative and wholesome that I’d like to be, despite being a vile pervert, you can’t take that from me….but you can confuse me with your panties being put online so casually for weirdos….

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2020

17

Nov

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I do “The Ratio Tuesday” in part because I find the waist to hip ratio amazing, but I also think it is hilarious when some of these girls post their pics as a “ratio” when clearly they are just boxy as shit and delusional about their actual ratio. It’s like you have one fucking job to do girl and that is make sure your upload to the hashtag is accurate, especially when it comes to the RATIO which if you google is an actual fucking calculation where you can SEE that you don’t in fact have a fucking ratio….you’re just in denial or think that because you want a ratio you can pretend to have a ratio and the world will accept your lie because it is “your truth”….young people and their revisionist lives…

I do “The Ratio Tueday” now more than ever, in part because I only started doing these clickbait daily posts of nudes uploaded by random amateurs, which I think is a great addition to the site, but that advertisers see as PORN when it’s just what’s going on in society….

I do “The Ratio Tuesday” because all the “woke” generation idiots yell at politicians to listen to the science when it comes to COVID> they want to be locked down, coddled, cared for, thinking if they never leave the house they will never die…they want curfews and they want to rat out the neighbor like the whiney bitches they are…..and they cray “Believe the science” over and over….but the second you tell them science says there are two genders they get triggered and freak out….HOW COULD BE WE SO IGNORANT…fucking science…convenient when it speaks to your agenda..

Another SCIENTIFIC fact is that men are turned on more by women with a ratio…hips and a waist..no matter the size they just need a waist smaller than the hips and we’re good…this is on some deep genetic level…but if you ask a girl her ratio, and I have over the years…I remember once asking some feminist hipster in a bar her ratio and she went NUTS on me about how I was a pig who objectified women, which I guess I am…but I was just doing it for science girl…because TRUST SCIENCE…

Here are those RATIOS…on a TUESDAY!