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2020

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed girls sometimess look far too much like girls who smoke weed all day, but thanks to smoking weed all day realize that in order to find work that involves smoking weed all day, they best be getting naked on the internet for that internet porn money. It’s more rewarding and fulfilling than making sandwiches at Subway, or whatever it is young girls used to do for work before the internet turned them all into perverts.

I assume weed will be legal in the USA as per your President Kamala Harris’ statements she made about weed, so you better get in and buy all those weed stocks…the burgeoning industry for people too dumb to grow their own…you know it’s a fucking plant that flowers and that flower is the bud in which you smoke to get fucked up…there is very little labor involved, this isn’t pressing pills in your bathroom, or cooking Ketamine you stole from the vet you worked at…..the fact anyone has gone to jail over the most basic buzz, that for the most part makes you fucking lazy and relaxed, is hilarious and ultimately really fucking shitty….cuz you know the weed they went down for was probably just shit weed to begin with.

Anyway, I’m not a Kim Kardashian prison reform activist, I’m just saying, what a dumb thing to be illegal…obviously it’s just the government controlling you and you accepting it, ass spread for their dick….I think the whole COVID thing has taught us one very important thing and that is that you all need your government to baby the fuck out of you…”Issue curfews”….rat on your friends….close down our businesses….scare us about some virus…instead of being fucking men about things and facing shit face on…

There have been deadly viruses forever, people fucking die…if you’re one who will die of COVID, then die already so the rest of the non-dyers can LIVE…

This has nothing to do with weed, it’s just to say, grow the fuck up…or don’t but if you don’t…do it like these weed girls are doing it….naked with weed because it’s a niche to build their empires…and I’m looking.

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2020

Nov

Pam Anderson Booty of the Day

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Pam Anderson is a legend….from jerking off to her in Playboy, to jerking off to her on Baywatch, to jerking off to her in her Sex Tape, to all the variations of her titties that she mangled time and time again…it’s been a fun ride….she feels like an old friend, or like a slutty mom to some of you younger folk….and she still looks amazing…

I don’t know if it has anything to do with her HEP C being cleared up, or just more cosmetic work done, but it’s nice to know if you were to find her in a dark alley after you took your testosterone shot, you’d be more than happy to bury your face in that ass…fearlessly….even though Hep C is probably the least of the Tommy Lee STDs up in there….plus Tommy is only one of the many dicks she’s had…it’s a well travelled ass that has seen its fair share of things….an experienced ass…

She’s Canada’s own 90s Icon you still want to fuck, because it’d be a bucklist item, one of the coolest thing you could possibly fuck, even if it’s about 100 years old and rotting…it clearly still knows how to take a good pic.

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2020

Nov

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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Sara Hyland and her ugly friends are living their perfectly average looking lives in a pool….in their bikinis….trying to be as sexy as they can…something average looking girls covet…

There’s a general increase in smutty pics from girls on the itnernet, huge influx of nudes and semi nudes, and that’s a great thing….but with that comes the middle of the road girl getting in on the hot girl’s game…trying to be the hot girl, and hell, they may even think they are the hot girl, because dudes are desperate, see tits and are down to compliment the bitch in hopes of more nudes or even a blowjob…

I always wondered about the average girl moving in on the hot girl territory, I didn’t think it would have ever really been as big of a thing as it is now, because I prefer looking at hot chicks to average chicks, I don’t need girl next door, that look like the literal girl next door, fat in her athleisure outfits, I like my girl next door to be the fantasy of a hot girl next door…I guess I’m aspirational in my nudes…I want something better than what you can probably scrape off a public bathroom floor after meeting on TINDER…you know what I mean..

So when a celeb like Sara Hyland puts out half naked shit, and it looks like a bunch of 30 year old customer service girls who are recently single and at an All Inclusive having a girl’s week, because girl power, you know all that girl shit they post up on their social meida…SQUADS…it’s so middle management it is painful…

It’s just that I expect more….if you’re going to get half naked while average looking, do something fun like eat each other’s assholes or something….posing like Charlie’s Angels is so deeply fucking lame I almost feel embarassment these delusional idiots don’t feel because they are so hyped on themselves.

What I am saying, is dudes….stop hyping up average girls cuz you think they’ll fuck you, keep average looking girls the middle of the road losers they are meant to be, otherwise the whole power dynamic gets thrown off…hot girl things are for hot girls…stop “black facing” it.

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2020

Nov

Kendall Jenner Tits of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is the hottest of the Kardashian clan, which isn’t saying much since the entire family is fucking disgusting to look at, but also disgusting at their core, but I guess they are a reflection of this American Dream ya’ll have been brainwashed to want, to keep manufacturing up…if they get you at the emotional level and you base your entire self worth on money or things because they’ve got you at the emotional level…they’ll have you chasing this bullshit dream until the day you fucking die, or kill yourself, when the debt collectors take your house from you because you spent more than you made…

It’s a pretty dumb system, when really all you need is food, water, shelter and something to fuck…

Anyway, that important, coveted, American Dream has peaked as pandemics move in and the poor get poorer, shipped off to FEMA camps and the Middle Class struggle to get rich quick before they get slotted on the wrong side of the economic divide…..and with peaking, there’s one family that represents all that is wrong with that American consumer dream, and it’s these fucking demons..

But her tits look bloated, maybe her period, maybe some fat injections, who knows…she probably got it from her daddy, or at least his cosmetic surgery team…because along with being garbage people pushing garbage things on millions of garbage people…these people are fucked….but I guess so is the world. YAY…kill ourselves…or watch it all burn…I choose watch it all burn!

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2020

Nov

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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It’s Wetspot Wednesday….which is the worst fucking day of the week because wet spots are disgusting to me…but then again, maybe this is your most favorite post of the week because you are a single dude and see dirty panties as something you actually seek out at the laundromat, thrift store collection bins, your mom’s house…you know to give your jerking off some flavor…you are not a married man to an obese women who has experienced so many blown out panties pre-menopause, post menopause, with various infections….from Yeast to Bacterial, we’ve been through it all….even a possible miscarriage, but I don’t believe I can knock up women, even at my prime….dead balls over here….but that gelatinous frog shaped ball of flesh must have been a fetus….we named him CLETUS….and unlike Chrissy Teigen we didn’t pose in family photos with it, or write poetry books for Hilary Clinton to retweet…but I do still have him in a jar after scraping him out of the panties, I figure one day science will be able to make him into the man I want him to be….someone to drink with or at least make me money so I can drink…

All this to say, wet spot Wednesday is vile..

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2020

Nov

Vr Man Gets his Dick Sucked and Other Videos of the Day

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Car Wash Fail

Ostrich Running on the Streets of China

Chinese Crotch Training

Dude Spitting Fire

Getting her Hair Did

Napping at Subway

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2020

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Days

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Porn generation. Pop music is about being cummed inside, being treated like a side bitch prostitute, having a wet ass pussy because empowerment…then there’s Bella Thorne who markets herself as the most important Disney kid who sells grey-area nudes on Only Fans brainwash her audience into thinking she’s real…it’s amazing that anyone can get anything done…

I used to think that running the site made me immersed in all the porn shit, so that the content I see is far sleazier than the average person, but I am pretty sure that I’ve been left in the dust on the porn shit, and that the normals have surpassed me in pornography….you see I have hated porn for at least 10 years, maybe even 15 years…it’s just garbage…but other people fucking love it….so it’s amazing that anyone can get anything done…

But then again, the porn generation all live with or off their parents, they don’t work, just sell themselves or nudes…crying mental health issues as the reason they don’t go to school, or want careers…when really it’s just extreme laziness..

I guess the hope is that the robots take over, because these perverts won’t be…but at least there will be a lot of fucking pussy selfies out there while the world implodes…

Ariana Grande Sings About Being Cummed Inside, Doing 69 and who the fuck knows what else…racy….Everything is Porn Now
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Dillon Brooks’ Baby Momma Exposes Him for Allegedly Buying Nudes on OnlyFans – CHECK HER BOOTY
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Catarina Correia Naked on Red Rocks!
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Songs on the Harpsichord
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Topless Painting of a Housewife Sells for $350k
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New Video Shows Eagles TE Dallas Goedert Getting in Man’s Face Before Being Sucker-Punched
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3D Graffite Plays Mind Tricks…
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Ass Spread
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Skateboarding on a Steep Hill
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Rachel Bush Calls Out Bills Fan for Sliding into Jordan Poyer’s DM – CHECK HER HOT PICS
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Under Water Welding
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Amazing Cover Of Barracuda By Heart By Two SLuts…
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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2020

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sexting in my era required actually convincing a girl to show you her pussy in person…whether it was for sexual purposes or not…you had to get down and dirty and make her think it was a great idea because you wanted a mental image of a vagina to jack off to…

With the advent of the internet and the cheapening of content, the vagina picture that started out as mental images, spank bank shit, turned into polaroids and eventually went digital…got cheaper to produce, less effort was involved, and all that.

So Sext Hard Tonight, or Look at the sexts girls upload and make public, these are BLESSED times, even if the world is collapsing and all that,…

Dua Lipa is Getting Groped During Goal Celebrations in “FIFA 21”
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Sydney Sweeney’s Beach Shoot!
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Hailee Steinfeld Hot in the Pool
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Huge Boobs Busting out of a Bikini Top
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Katya Elise Henry Goes Topless at the Beach
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Battle of the Redheds!
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Candice Swanepoel’s Swim Camapaign
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Jessica Alba’s Big Flirty Wink
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Here’s How Sounds Are Made For Reality TV Shows!
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LeAnn Rimes Nude for Glamour with Psoriasis
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Jimmy Fallon Had NFL Players Drop Funny Words into Interviews
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Skinny Bikini Ass
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Ariana Grande and Her Sex Doll Have a New Video
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Rainey Qualley in her Panties!
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Jade Chynoweth Dances in her Bikini
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Two Girls Twerking in skirts….
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Hilary Duff in a Tight Shirt!
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Subway Employee Just Falls Asleep While Making A Sandwich!
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Hot Skater Girl on a Steep Hill
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What Dinner at One of the Best Restaurants Looks Like
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Ariel Winter on a Giant Garlic…
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LaVar Ball Told His Sons That They’re Only Going to Meet “Hoes” Playing in the NBA
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Willow Shield’s Cleavage
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Tony Hawk’s Skateboard Prodigy
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John McAfee is Entertaining
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Would You Spend Your Vacation Sleeping On The Side Of A Cliff?
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West Wing Star in Hospital with COVID.
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Artist Drew Self portraits on Different Drugs – This is the Result…
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Neymar Has Reportedly Been in an “Open Relationship” With Brazilian Singer Gabily = SHE IS HOT.
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Model Laurine in the Wash Basin (nude)
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The Best COVID Mask
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Cement Truck Blows Tire
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This Strange 3D Graffiti Plays Tricks On Minds!
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Ellie Goulding’s 8 Million Dollar House
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Tutorial on How to Talk to Hot Women
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Meg Thee Stallion’s Face Down – Ass Up!
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Larry The Cable Guy Knocked His Tooth Out Celebrating Nebraska’s Win Over Penn State
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Two Models Posing with Houseplants
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Fat Black Booty Exposed in a Brawl
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Time Lapse Of A Monarch Butterfly Emerging From Its Cocoon!
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Footage Of Mirin Dajo Getting Stabbed With A Sword!
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The Voice of Bobby Hill’s Daughter is a Babe
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Model Hannah Hanrahan Toless
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Jimmy Butler and Selena Gomez Spotted Hanging Out This Weekend in New York
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White Water Rafting Fail
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Boat Entrance Fail
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2020 Elf on a Shelf
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Conan Has Officially Retired
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Diplo Goes Down for Revenge Porn…
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Scientist Called Elon Musk a Space Karen
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Failed Acrobatics
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Ronald McDonald Farts
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Waited for this Moment for All His Life
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Girl Gets a Good Kick to the Head
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Pregnant Emrata in a Bikini
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Dancing Bird
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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Gwyneth Paltrow in Leggigns!
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Amy Adams in a Magazine
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Vanessa Hudgens on the Streets in Ill-Fitting Sweatpants
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Vanessa Hudgens in Another Set of Ill Fitting Sweatpants
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Doja Cat in a Bra Top Outfit
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Lena Headey on a BMX
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Julianne Hough in Tight Pants
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Amber Heard in leggings is the Fucking Devil
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Ashley Benson in Mask Being Romantic
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Ariel Winter – Big Cleavage
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More Ariel Winter Big Cleavage
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Ashley Roberts in Fuck Me Boots
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Celebs Nude in Screen Caps
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Throwback 1978 Tits
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Emma Corrin – the New Princess Diana on a Jog
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Epic Masturbating…
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THE MISSISSIPPI MUDPACK
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Lesbian Helicopter
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Wet Panties to the Side
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THE TERMINATOR OF AMATEUR SEX
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Strong Tits….
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Double Barrelled
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Pussy Pass Denied….
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Jump Rope Titty Flash
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Busty Masturbator
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Lucy Rodriguez Drops a Bra!
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Falyn Fonoimoana – Best Volleyball Player in the World Ass!
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Birthing a Sex Toy
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Gwyneth Paltrow Nip
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GIRL IS AFRAID TO GET CAUGHT WHILE MASTURBATING OUTDOORS
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Claire Forlani Big Tits….
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Pink Toy
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Hot Girl and her Big Dildo
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Titty TikTok
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Amateur Reddit Model…
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What in the Scoobie Doo
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Aimee Lou Wood Boobs
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These Lips have Grip
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You May Never Fuck a Girl Like THis
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Christmas Season…
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Dude Pays College Kids to Fuck in Front of Him
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Dildo Fucker
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2020

Nov

On this day in Bella Thorne of the Day

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I don’t know what this Bella Thorne, weed looking outfit is from and I really don’t care, I just feel the need to post everything Bella Throne….she must have learned mind control tactics at the Disney Training camp she was sold to….because she sure as fuck didn’t learn to act when she was there…but she definitely knows how to be a fucking hype man…she just hypes up everything, having the time of her life, with far too much energy, consistently annoying, but into the whole sex and porn thing because that’s all part of the tactics to win over the minds of people…and everyone’s into sex and porn…so she just runs with it, she even became a sex worker in her own right, a Hollywood friendly one since she still wants those mainstream jobs…but needs to keep the audience engaged so they watch her shit…she’s that cheerleader cheerleading…all while looking like she smells like fart, or that she’d fart in video just to get a laugh, or maybe to get jerked off to by those fart fetishists, I don’t know…she’s making real fucking money and is consistently putting out barely nudes for her fan accounts and beyond…keeping that relevance up…before she eventually fades away with her 100s of millions of dollars…as they do…

Her mom is also in on the fun…

And her half sister that I think is going to bang the mom on Only Fans….and not in a hype it up kind of way…in a…I’m pretty sure that’s where it’s headed..

So that’s the updated on this day in Bella Thorne..the most important young starlet who can’t act, despite being Disney Trained

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2020

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are people too…

I am a huge supporter of all tits, especailly small tits, it’s a fetish of mine only because they aren’t sloppy vile messes that come with sloppy and disgusting bodies, and for the most part come with fit, toned, skinny girls….they are perky and I don’t even mind when they are just nipples…because the size of tits don’t make the girl…their pussies do…and I’m usually there for the pussy…

It does make me laugh when closet case idiots say flat girls are like fucking dudes, it’s some short sightedness that reminds you they are closet caases…only a fag would think sucking on a small tit was like sucking on a dude’s nipple, and they probably hate that they like it…because the last thing I am thinking of when tiny tits are in my mouth is how masculine it is…you see cuz I’m enjoying the female experience and gay thoughts don’t come to mind….and only would if I was fucking a female body builder and that’s just because they get little she dick hardons bigger than my own dick.

The whole point is that I celebrate small tits, I empower girls with small tits, and I refuse to endorse anything but the value of small tits…in hopes of discouraging small titty girls out there from ruining themselves with shitty implants….SMALL TIT POWER and here’s a bunch of small ti

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