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2020

Dec

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I am not a scientist or one of those people who reads books or none of that smart person shit, but I wonder what the psychology of all girls turning to porn is…I mean I don’t actually wonder…I know……

Girls know dudes watch porn, so think porn chicks are what dudes like, when really we just like to see graphic shit to get off….and prefer to do that graphic shit with non porn girls….or at least that was always my take on it…I always found porn chicks gross but fun to watch fuck before I gave up on porn…when I realized dudes are literal and pay to fuck these porn girls to live out some fantasy I was shocked….but year…

Girls know dudes jerk off to porn, girls want dudes to jerk off to them….so girls watch porn, now more than ever, dirtbags and say “I can do that”…fuck some randoms…decide to be an influencer or online sex worker for money because they realize there’s no money in influencing when everyone is an influencer….but there is money in fucking or porn because people are fucking perverts who pay girls for that shit….so now they get to be the girl dudes jerk off to in porn….dreams do come true…

But the best thing about it is that getting into porn is fucking easy….zero fucking effort…so why did it take this long for every girl to dip a toe in it…that’s the real crime all these 40+ year old women pre internet who could have had their legacy live on from when they were younger and hotter in fuck videos…but instead were too decent, too prude, not edgy….that’s the tragedy in all this…

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2020

Dec

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies are the much needed pose for girls of the internet to let ya’ll know they either have that prosthetic cameltoe panty pad in, or they are actual girls, because in this genderless world, ELLIOT PAGE, it can get confusing…

Now that girls are all half naked on the internet, part of what they do in their tight outfits, panties, bikinis, is pussy wedgie themselves, the self-made cameltoe, the cleavage of the generation….and I subscribe to that…I’ve been looking at pussy definition in pants for as long as I can remember, girls always worry about men staring at their tits when they speak “MY EYES ARE UP HERE” shit…well I also look cunt first…so this fat cunt pussy wedgie trend is a fucking win for me….and now for you because look at all these pussy wedgies!

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2020

Dec

Jennifer Lopez Getting Porny of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez at 50-something years old is I guess trying to push the boundaries because she’s really feeling herself, loving herself more than you thought she did, even though you know she’s so fucking hyped on herself….

Despite her fame and fortune and all she’s accomplished, the one thing you’d think she’d pull back on is her old ass aged look, but instead she needs to tackle that like the over-achiever she is and give other women her age hope that they’ll look like her too, so long as they invest 1,000,000 a year into diet, exercise, experimental treatments, botox, and all the other bullshit that makes this fake as fuck…

Instead of backing down, living on her money, maybe doing more behind the scenes work, she needs to stay in front of the camera, in the limelight, earning…it’s a sickness…

I know some of you think J.Lo is life, I’ve always found her average, annoying, pandering, a manipulator who would eat babies, or anything if she knew it would make all her celebrity dreams come true…she just has that vibe….she’s just someone who believes in herself far too much, and I guess is unable to look in the mirror and see ugly…so instead she stays vain, stays ontop of her shit, to continue her making what she probably considers magic….cash grabbing while titty grabbing….I mean what differentiates this from softcore porn, I mean it’s obviously fetish porn, old ladies still looking good naked porn, but she’s still an old fucking lady…her organs be rotting like other old ladies…and it’s nothing impressive for a rich celebrity who lives on camera to look better than a broke as 50 year old mom trying to pay the mortgage now that COVID stole her job….

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2020

Dec

Alex Daddario Bikini Repeat of the Day

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Alex Daddario Bikini Repeat of the Day

Alex Daddario is the NYC rich and entitled trash who was born with big enough tits to trick Hollywood into giving her work….her only noteworthy acting job was True Detective, it was her LEWINSKY….made her a breakout, people cared about her big tits, because as dudes we get excited by big tits…that are now over 30…and less about being naked in movies because I saw her recent movie around Halloween and she’s the worst fucking actor…more just clickbait cuz of the tits…which is enough for a rich entitled idiot…they don’t need to do much, they just want to seem busy…

She’s currently shooting in Hawaii with Sydney Sweeney, who like Daddario has big tits, but unlike Daddario isn’t 100 in slut years, and unlike Daddario gets better roles…but hard nips in a bikini top on a tight body is good enough to ignore how shit she is…you see, that’s precisely how she got that career and celebrity man…tits hypnotize and manipulate us!

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2020

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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It’s Weed Wednesday, even if everyday is for smoking that good good….you know twist one up, spark it up, BUN A TING, have a little SESH….yo, let’s blaze….get LIT LIKE A CHRISTMAS tree….I don’t know what people call smoking weed, I am just a weed ambassador because the Government shouldn’t control what you put in your own damn body, especially a plant that you can all grow in your fucking backyard with zero fucking effort, because of this wild and crazy thing called NATURE.

I OBVIOUSLY am an Alcoholic, it’s genetic and I don’t subscribe to it being a disease, if anything it’s a pleasant blessing that makes lifer more tolerable, and I know alocholism will kill me….

But that doesn’t mean I don’t think weed is great, healthier, beneficial, and that is why I am here to celebrate all these WEED INFLUENCERS getting naughty and naked, because even if they look like they are a MUNCHY…not that they get munchies…but are a fucking MUNCHY…I know they are fighting the good fighting trying to get famous in their weirdo weed niche….

I don’t understand the excitement for weed at this level of it not just being something you do, but rather something you incorporate into your content, it’s just fucking weed, not a new TESLA…but they’re lewd and nude and I’m into it.

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2020

Dec

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

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Lionel’s actual daughter, who we hope gets Nicole written out of the Lionel will, even though she’s already milked the Richie name harder than an actual Richie, because adopted people are all fucked up in their head….

Sofia, the rich kid with everything, who decided to become a social media influencer to rip brands off with her crazy social media post rate, because get that money when you can, even when you already have unlimited spending ability….I guess it’s a fun game against the shitty entitled rich kids of LA to see who can rich BILLIONAIRE status first….you know just because they can….not because they need it…I mean girl has been flying private since birth…her dad is LIONEL richie..

Anyway, she’s removed herself as a cast member on the Kardashians, playing the 20 year old stepmom to one of their rodents. I assume it was just a marketing initiative the Kardashian ad agency put together because that’s how money grubbing works. If they cast a handful of slutty rich LA kids they know and make them part of their roster, it’s a win for everyone….so that’s been Sofia’s college, her deep contribution to the world, be a vapid rich kid, people like watching that…especially when in a bikini..

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2020

Dec

Emma Kenney Sports Bra Titty Bounce of the Day

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Emma Kenney isn’t the hottest out there, but she’s a fucking hero to me….

I’ve always made fun of celebs, called them ugly fat whores, and tried to be as terrible as I could to those elitist rich snobby cunts….but in life, I have no standards, the kind of guy who will fuck anything if it’s under 20 dollars…because that’s the way life goes….so I can handle hyping up an ugly girl, it’s part of the no standards overly excited by making due with what you’ve got….

The reason she’s a hero to me is because Emmy Rossum is the worst overrated piece of shit who thinks she’s hotter than she is. Likely a rich kid, her aunt or cousin is Vera Wang, so she took her unappreciative, entitled, cocky ass to her producers, demanded William H Macy money, despite him being a fucking star from the movies who took a risk on the Shameless show they were on together, one of those thinks she’s more important than she is….so they wrote her off and it was amazing…and this one is her stand in…

So my goal is to get you all hyped on her big tits she likes to show off, to make Shameless a hit with Emmy Rossum, so they don’t ever bother writing that cunt back in.

So with that, Emma Kenney, the new Emmy Rossum, is substantially better…even if you think she’s not….hater.

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2020

Dec

Genie Bouchard Bikini Hustle of the Day

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Genie Bouchard is a local tennis hero where I’m from. She’s making Rich French Canada real fucking proud, even though she lives in Florida, the Tennis State, and I figure why not celebrate her Canadian success story for Canada, by letting you jack off to pics of her in a bikini on a beach with some other lady who’s got the best mandatory face mask, she’s Santa Claus, only she’s not cumming on her red suit, but you may be…you know since you come her to look at half naked celebs and athletes in their various states of undress you RUSSIAN SPAM BOT you…

I figure anything that involves half naked girls and Christmas is good enough for me….plus she plays tennis, which is a highly erotic sport to jerk off to, tennis skirts, panty flashes, sweaty pussies…all good things.

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2020

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I say this every week, but consistently fail you…..WORKOUT WEDNESDAYS is supposed to be hot girls posting slutty pics of themselves working out…

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But I guess girls aren’t going to gyms anymore, the whole COVID thing, or I’m just looking in the wrong places, so instead I focus on girls who are horny after their workouts, you know after that SWOLE or PUMP or whatever the bros are calling it…because girls, after working out, get fucking horny….it’s a scientifically proven fact and these girls, despite not working out like sluts, and some not looking like they work out even though they claim they do, they are still naked girls, so it’s a win.

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2020

Dec

Elsa Hosk’s Famous Last Words of the Day

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I’ll just let this one simmer over here for a minute. Hosk, one of the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models of recent years, who I like to think was a replacement for Candice Swanepoel back when she was doing the whole breeding thing like a breeder who thinks she’s got the good GENES that need to be carried on in what I guess they don’t see as an STD, despite me seeing children as the WORST STD…AIDS is less evil on your soul even when it killed in the 90s…

But yeah, Hosk has followed Candice’s lead, since they are the same age and I guess all her SWEDISH basketball dreams of being a VS model came true, I mean she hit hard and later in life too, because she’s just that hot…..so she’s knocked up too….

So I’m assuming she did a Q&A or an Ask Me Anything on instagram where someone said something like “BITCH, BABIES RUIN CUNTS, WHY YOU GETTING PREGNANT”….to which she wrote some aspirational shit, seeing as she’s always been hot and fit her entire life, and being a fat blown out mom pussy was never a real concern, you know she is confidence she’ll bounce back, even if her pussy doesn’t…and I like to think no matter how good a mom looks, she’s still a fucking mom…tainted….

I also assume she’ll bounce back from her pregnancy, even though the whole pregnancy basically killed her off as a contender….who fucking breeds these days? fucking perverts, that’s who.

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