The only interesting thing about Bella Hadid is that she’s got tits. I don’t know if they are fake tits, or real tits, but they are tits…and despite being packaged as a top model, I don’t buy into that or subscribe to that or even agree with it. It’s just a glitch that happened thanks to the power of social media and the need to use social media celebs to sell product.

I saw some brand generates 955 of their sales from Instagram alone, they were some big brand that you’ve all heard of, so advertising outside of instagram makes no sense, but hiring some heavily followed person like Bella Hadid does because it converts..

I don’t know if fashion campaigns were always desiged for direct sales, was it always a strategy to make models the “AVON LADY” who pushes products, because I remember a time when brands used models in campaigns to give a vibe around the brand that would lead to sales, the one-to-one – POST PRODUCT / SELL PRODUCT – like the world is the home shopping channel wasn’t really a thing….but it is now…and since Bella Hadid was rich, she could rebrand her face, create some illusion of being interesting looking, all hard edged and fake….but from some angles she looks ok…so long as the tits are out…

I’m not a fan of her or what she represents. I also don’t think promo models who convert sales should be treated as top models. So the whole thing is very backwards thanks to the internet ruining everything sacred, but the internet allows me to be unemployed, and it also ruined the sanctity of nudity, as everyone gets naked and is currently ruining the sanctity of sex as everyone is posting their fuck videos, so I guess overall the internet is good, when you ignore glitches like rich kid with plastic surgery being treated as a top model.

That’s all I have to say about that, which is actually a lot of things said, since this shit is all so uninspiring and disgusting designer clothing meets stripper outfit weirdness.

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