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2020

30

Nov

Ana De Armas See Through Leggings of the Day

In very important news, the Elian Gonzalez of her generation, Ana De Armas Castro, straight from the mean streets of COMMUNIST CUBA, has managed to tuck her dick hard up inside her escape communist CUBA by marrying some dude in Spain, where she was able to have a successful career, but also get that EURO passport so that she’d never be trapped in CUBA again, but can instead be a fat, rich tourist in Cuba like she probably always wanted to be, and was hot enough to be, because look at her now, all rubbing her pussy on Ben Affleck’s motorcycle, like it doesn’t have herpes, because she probably already has herpes, I mean she’s been dating Ben Affleck for a while now….whether it’s just for PR for both of them, you know some marketing tactics or it’s love, who fucking cares, she’s in sheep leggings showing off her thong, and since she’s hot, which is why she escaped CUBA in the first place, the world is so unfair when it comes to good looking people, stop going against the white man, go against the hot people who get all they ever want because someone out there wants to fuck them….in this case…all of you…but also Ben Affleck..

I actually like Ana De Armas as an actor and I wonder if Ben Affleck shows her pics of breadlines in CUBA or empty shelves in stores anytime she acts up, because I would.

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2020

30

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Lactating tits – worst fetish ever…

Enjoy nature and all it’s disgusting glory….

But I guess milk filled titties, being all milk filled, make for a good time…if you’re malnourished, into human dairy, and like full fucking tits that are engorged and ready to explode…

They do make going to Starbucks more interesting now that women breast feed in public more than they used to, because they are loving their full titties….

So there are worse things than Lactating tits, but I typically see lactating tits as a positive when out in public not expecting to see tit, or in a marriage when bored of the pregnant wife who is now a mom, so the bigger filled tits are more exciting….plus as a compulsive eater…I could think of worse ways to emotionally eat calories I don’t need.

But lactatating tits as a fetish to those normal single dudes…it’s weird…definitely not the worst out there, there are so many weirdo things being sexualized, but still bad.

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2020

30

Nov

Frida Aasen See Through of the Day

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Her name is Frida Aasen. She was born in Kristiansand, which seems like some religious amusement park full of bible thumping weirdos being sexual deviants in the on site motel rooms, as those Christian leaders always get caught doing….

She’s not an evangelical leader curing disease, but she’s a hot model, who is showing some tit and that’s the only religion we really need in this soulless, no morals or values, depravity of society that I am all for, the power of perversion too strong….

Kristiansand, is unfortunately not a bible thumping weird place for religious freaks, but rather a town in Norway, that creates freakishly hot, actual models in an era of self-produced models, like this babe…

Who fucking cares, I’m here for the titty flash.

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2020

30

Nov

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is some Kalamazoo Michigan white trash who had a mom that threw her into some dancing child reality show because like Britney Spears’ white trash parents, she knew there was something good about the creature that crawled out of her cunt in the trailer park pool, not that she has star power, but with the right training, could become a huge hit, so long as she consistently posts her dancing body on the internet, in half naked photos or showing off her trained dancer body doing dance moves like twerking….because white girls twerk.

I guess it’s better than becoming a meth addict, sex worker, stripper back home in Michigan, bitch is now rich, in LA, doing big things.

Yes, she has an inbred face and there’s little confidence she’ll stay fit for her entire life….and yes, I do assume she’ll end up looking like a bitch working at the Car Wash cash or the Jiffy Lube front desk back home in Michigan…but until then…let’s watch her half nakedness, because all girls are like sex workers on the internet now…nakedness for all to see….it’s a great trend…far bigger and more important than Jordyn Jones is.

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2020

30

Nov

Rowan Blanchard Nipple of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is some child star who has been sucked the fuck up by the fucked up generation she’s a part of….

She’s now a queer, edgy, doing nude shoots, because porn I guess is seen as normal, except to the advertisers I try to get to advertise here who all say it’s too pornographic…when being softcore compared to the shit these mainstream people are producing….

She was a child star sold off to the industry, which I guess could fuck a girl up hard enough that at 18, when in charge of her own money, she can run to Brooklyn to be that artist woke hipster with her tits out.

I didn’t know of Rowan Blanchard as a child star, I don’t watch things with kids in it, they annoy me…..but I do see her posting her semi-high-concept nudes which is always funny to see when someone had a “mainstream” career as a kid, one that they traded their childhood for, going onto bigger more gutter things, involving nudity…

Now, I am not a hater on nudity, I think all celebs should be naked at all times, I just think it is funny that everyone is naked, even mainstream shitheads, because porn is just that powerful…it makes all these people degenerates, but even in a world of degenerates, I remain a spectator, despite having been a degenerate all these years….but this isn’t about me, it’s about child star nips.

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2020

30

Nov

Skylar Grey Nudity of the Day

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Skylar Grey is some singer, songwriter, record producer, from the mean streets of Mazomanie Wisconisn….who got a record deal at 17, recorded under the name Holly Brook, then in 2010, she wrote Eminem and Rihanna’s song, so she’s rich as shit and doesn’t need to continue doing this music thing, but I guess what the fuck else is she to do with her time…just sit around and wait to die on her royalty checks…I mean she’s achieved the coveted “One Hit Wonder”….which is all you really need to survive…I call it the Dan Ackroyd because he made 100s of millions off Ghostbusters, that Fuck You money, but even he went onto do other bullshit movies despite the 100s of millions of dollars, I mean what the fuck else are you to do…

But I guess in this era, when you got nothing to do, you can always get naked in the pool and post it to the internet for her fanbase, you know show them her 34 year old ass..to be more interesting…and as far as I’m concerned…bare ass makes all ladies more interesting.

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2020

30

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My biggest regret in doing this site, I mean there are a bunch of regrets because I was on the cusp of the internet and theoretically would have been able to do the same thing I do but smarter to get really fucking rich, since I was early to the internet…but my biggest regret, since I don’t care about richness and success, is that I am not a woman….

I think if I was a woman, the troll level of running this site would be so fucking high, then there’s the whole even if I was trans, the site wouldn’t be discounted as some obscure meaningless garbage smut site about random pop culture shit…it’d be something feminist…but trans only became socially acceptable a few years ago, so it would have been 16 years of being called a depraved degenerate tranny prostitute with AIDS, it took Bruce Jenner cutting off his dick for people to see it as marketable..

Not that I want to be trans, but it’d be a good troll if I was…maybe I’d be the voice of trannies…money thrown at me…book deals, OPRAH interviews….but instead Here are some stepLINKS…that’s all I am actually good for but remember being accomplished or critically acclaimed is a waste of time….so I guess I’ll keep writing this shit as a straight man….the lowest form of human according to the media…and thus the world.

Golfer Eleonora Incardona Spilling Out of Her Swimsuit in Dubai
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A bunch of naked girls….
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Miley Cyrus in Leather Pants in her Backyard
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine to address police roll in society in next season – Woke Losers So Lame
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Some Amazing Stunts By Buster Keaton!
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Lazy Dog Needs Some Motivation To Walk!
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Wanda Icardi Rides a Horse Naked
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Everything Coming to Television and Streaming in December
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Ford Ranger Raptor Carved Out Of Wood!
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Dan Le Batard Tweets and Deletes Criticism of Sarah Fuller’s Kickoff
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Huge German Shepherd Gets Chased Around By A Mob Of Tiny Corgis!
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Horribly Entitled Woman Objects To Her Own Son’s Wedding!
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2020

30

Nov

Shower Sundays of the Day

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I typically have good intentions with these weekend fetish posts of girls uploading content of themselves in various states of NSFW for whatever reason, whether it is to recruit fans, get followers and monetize, or to add some spice to her fucking life by knowing dudes jack off to her. You know that thrill of being naked on the internet….that rush of dopamine or whatever brain chemistry gets triggered when they click “publish”….so I waste my time compiling all this shit…..

Then I get drunk on Friday, through Sunday and the idea of turning on a computer triggers me like all these “trauma” ridden millennials with their whining…about trauma and trigger warnings and all these other pussy-bitch-made-shit…

Because, I’ve spent too many years typing on a damn computer and I need my weekends for myself to be a degenerate in the comfort of my home off screen..

So I was planning on posting this yesterday, but I didn’t, because I am an unreliable fuck, but I figure no one was eagerly waiting for fat girls on Sunday….even if some of you have a fat girl fetish…and think fat girls are people too…I am from the school of thought that they aren’t…but they offer great comedic inspo and that’s what it’s about…the laughs….

So here’s some girls in the bath, shower, swimming pool, river baptism, I don’t fucking know…they are wet and want you to see them wet because girls in the shower aren’t for perverts who set up cameras in showers, or people who drill peep holes into showers, it’s for everyone because girls like to film their LEWD shit..and we’re here to document it.

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2020

30

Nov

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

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I typically have good intentions with these weekend fetish posts of girls uploading content of themselves in various states of NSFW for whatever reason, whether it is to recruit fans, get followers and monetize, or to add some spice to her fucking life by knowing dudes jack off to her. You know that thrill of being naked on the internet….that rush of dopamine or whatever brain chemistry gets triggered when they click “publish”….so I waste my time compiling all this shit…..

Then I get drunk on Friday, through Sunday and the idea of turning on a computer triggers me like all these “trauma” ridden millennials with their whining…about trauma and trigger warnings and all these other pussy-bitch-made-shit…

Because, I’ve spent too many years typing on a damn computer and I need my weekends for myself to be a degenerate in the comfort of my home off screen..

So I was planning on posting this yesterday, but I didn’t, because I am an unreliable fuck, but I figure no one was eagerly waiting for fat girls on Sunday….even if some of you have a fat girl fetish…and think fat girls are people too…I am from the school of thought that they aren’t…but they offer great comedic inspo and that’s what it’s about…the laughs….

So here’s some fatties.

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2020

30

Nov

Skinny Girl Saturday of the Day

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I typically have good intentions with these weekend fetish posts of girls uploading content of themselves in various states of NSFW for whatever reason, whether it is to recruit fans, get followers and monetize, or to add some spice to her fucking life by knowing dudes jack off to her. You know that thrill of being naked on the internet….that rush of dopamine or whatever brain chemistry gets triggered when they click “publish”….so I waste my time compiling all this shit…..

Then I get drunk on Friday, through Sunday and the idea of turning on a computer triggers me like all these “trauma” ridden millennials with their whining…about trauma and trigger warnings and all these other pussy-bitch-made-shit…

Because, I’ve spent too many years typing on a damn computer and I need my weekends for myself to be a degenerate in the comfort of my home off screen..

So I was planning on posting this skinny girl post on Saturday, and despite the girls not being as skinny as a skinny girl should be, by my standards of skinny girl…they are self proclaimed skinny girls…so here they are being skinny.

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