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2020

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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In this era of everyone being a pornstar because they were raised on porn, you have to wonder what kind of sex fails come up as they try to reenact their favorite throatfucking scene, or raw anal scene….

I mean in my era of no one being a pornstar except pornstars you had to delicately enter the world of depravity, it was a moving scale, a progressive jackpot, you didn’t just dive in and spit in each other’s mouths, you built up to that, or paid a bitch for that….

But now….now the first date that isn’t a date is likely set up like what they see in the movies and I know when I reenact anything from the movies, like the Dirty Dancing Dance scene every time I am drunk in a bar and trying to impress the overweight woman who is also drunk at the bar…saying “run into my arms, this will end brilliantly”….I end up on my fucking ass….we laugh and we laugh….in pain…

Does the same happen in an amateur approach to professional sex….or does it take off like it did when people tried to become models on their social media, like real models and the world responded by throwing money at them….or like when people on social media decided to be the next Oprah with their own Podcast talk show only to secure a TV deal a few years later…maybe professional sex and amateur sex isn’t all that different…maybe we are all pornstars, we just don’t know it because our dicks barely work…

Wanting to be a pornstar having pornsex seems pretty awful, you know since people who did porn then typically didn’t want to do porn, they wanted mainstream success….and porn sex in and of itself is pretty trash but I guess we’re all fucking trash….live your dream…..because if you’re immersed in porn, and everyone is, and watch it like everyone does, because they think it’s awesome cuz they cum to it….live that porn sex life…

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Porn Star Lisa Ann Felt the Spirit of Kobe Bryant Throughout the Finals
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Bella Thorne in Sheer Lingerie
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Two Naked Models in the Desert
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A Fan Took a Swing at Mike Tyson After His Fight With Roy Jones Jr.
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Streamers Boyfriend Gets Mad he’s Called Shy
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What the hell is a Shabooya Roll Call….
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Bill Burr Ended Up Questioning A Blind Man’s Blindness!
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2020

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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So is anyone standing outside protesting the FLU Shot being the mark of the beast, or is that only for COVID vaccines? What are the hip vaccines to hate or to love unconditionally because you think it will save your life, even though 99% of COVID deaths are old people…

I don’t say that in a “I’m not going to die of covid” way, like those stories I don’t believe of the anti-covid people dying of covid like some idiots…..I’m saying if I get covid and die, well then that’s the way it goes….stop shutting down our lap dances….some people need to grab stripper tit for 10 dollars a song to stay sane…

When you don’t go on social media, or read the news, and your mind is pretty blank, like you actually think no actual thoughts in a given day..silence…and peaceful…

Sure, I stare at pics of tits all day, I eat shitty fast food, I listen to my wife get fatter, and smell her….oh do I smell her and not in a “don’t shower fetish, let me dive into your mound” smell…more an rotting garbage smell that just encompasses her and her diaper….

I get drunk and high and watch movies I don’t even like..and never remember watching the next day when I watch it again…for sometimes the third time….

With COVID and the downtowns being taken over by zombies….it’s just a sit and wait to die situation….

I mean unless you have friends and hobbies…or dating apps where you meet horny fat girls to fuck up the ass….or you’re part of an underground restaurant ring, or you don’t live in a policed state that shuts everything down….

The thing I’ve learned in 2020 is mindlessness, just vapidness like an instagram model, is the new mindfulness….empty fucking mind…is peaceful…

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Former Hockey Player’s INSANE Booty and Body
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Sydney Sweeney Sounds the Horn in this Clever Ad
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Big Booty Twerk
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Rihanna in Lingerie
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Gisele Still Amazing in a Bikini
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Hailey Bieber is Half Naked in Pink Panties
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Everything Coming to Television and Streaming in December
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Olivia Munn’s Sweater Bust
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Ashley Graham is Naked and Sitting
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Babe Sky Diving on Some Guy’s Back
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Big Booty Playing Fortnite
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Virtue Signalling and Oscar – Featuring a Bunch of Pics of Gwyneth Paltrow
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Sara Sampaio in a Bikini Takes a Cold Plunge
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Tori Wilson in a One Piece
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Olivia Jade is Relaxed by the Pool
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine to address police roll in society in next season
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Hot Booty Flsash Crossing the Street in NYC
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Shocker – Award Shows are Corrupt – Featuring a Bunch of Pics of Bella Hadid
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Renee Olstead in Lingerie
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Another Former Athlete wants to Box Jake Paul
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Heidi Klum is a Snow Angel
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The Most Dramatic Courtroom Moments
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Sidewalk Dress Exposes BOOTY
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Model Kari Riley in a Handbra Photoshoot
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Miley Cyrus Making Backyard Hits
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Dude Plays Videogame Themes on a Syth
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G-String Booty
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Rita Ora is Pantless
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Golfer Eleonora Incardona Spilling Out of Her Swimsuit in Dubai
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2 Headed Boa Constrictor is Crazy
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Sydney Sweeney in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Hot Old Lady in a Bikini
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Riverdale Cast Walking Dogs
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Rosie Perez in a Photoshoot
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Isla Fisher Showing Leg
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Vanessa Hudgens – Hard Nip
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2020

Nov

Be the Best Version of Yourself with BlueChew of the Day

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2020

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Gets Wet of the Day

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Big Titty Sydney Sweeney, the most important thing to come out of Hollywood in the last few years, has gone viral and is seeing all the success I knew she was destined to when I first saw her tits…

I watch far too much streaming and I did notice her in a few of the things she did as a hot newcomer to the industry, but once the tits were exposed in Euphoria, her breakout role, I knew she’d get more and more famous….because that’s how tits work…

So as she becomes that celebrity she is destined to, she occasionally reminds us why she’s there, why she’s making all that money and she does it by pulling out her tits….in what is actually not even slutty or shameless ways….she’s mastered the modesty in flashing the tits….while still showing tit….rather than being like an instagram model who tries to show as much of her tit as she can to get followers…this one’s more like “hey I’m in a bikini cuz I am filming in hawaii and thus FUCKING awesome because my tits are huge”….but it’s just bikini time…

What I am saying, since I don’t speak or write English is that girl could have been shameless with tits like this, but built up to her breakout where she finally showed those tits…and now it’s just maintenance….you know give a bit of tit to keep momentum going….without needing to because she’s made it.

Now I know that women are more than just tits, but are they though?

I mean, I know women are more than just tits, because they have assholes and vaginas too, but big tits on a fit body is enough…

looks like Molly Shannon was there too..

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2020

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t know if COVID is still a thing, I don’t read the news or watch the news, and I think it’s a whole lot of bullshit..it’s hardly deadly enough for what’s been going on and the idea that they want to inject everyone with live virus to build herd immunity through some vaccination that everyone seems keen on is just fucking nuts..the whole thing is nuts….

I do know the media is milking it, pulling the fear mongering, making people think it’s ok to go to big box retailers and not mom and pop shops, but also making people think it’s ok to line up at black friday, line up at the grocery store with strangers, protest for politics or racism, but don’t see family for the holidays….Chirstmas is legit cancelled because idiots WANT so bad to be part of something big, when everyone I know who “tested positive’ didn’t die….

The only person I know of who died was in his fucking 90s, a good time to die…as far as I’m concerned…

But yeah, the medical system REALLY seems bogged down as the people who work there, our HEROES are taking nudes to push their fan sites…while holding down their nurse jobs, since it’s a fetish maybe…I don’t know…it’s just funny to see how brazen some of these pervert exhibitionists are…maybe it’s the trauma from working in the COVID ward…maybe there are no COVID wards and these girls are just there as placeholders to push the lie…

I am not a conspiracy theorist, but don’t trust what they tell you, it seems like a whole lot of bullshit to me, and these ladies are basically proving my point…if COVID was so bad, wouldn’t the people working in the hospitals be too busy for nudes? Too scared of germs to expose their cunts…they would..

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2020

Nov

Jojo Panty Face of the Day

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Jojo is the busty child star turned lingerie star because I guess Rihanna is a fan of hers and maybe grew up to her movies back in the shanty she’s rumored to be from in Barbados, not that she was there that long, she escaped paradise in what I would think is a weird fucking story, one that makes me think HUMAN TRAFFICKING as she was 14, even with parental consent that seems fucked up, but no one seems to care because she’s a billion dollar empire…but I still care to know the real fucking twisted story of perverted Hollywood and the 14 year old BAJAN they brought in…

I know, Rihanna is not Jojo, but Rihanna did give Jojo the most meaningful work she’s ever had, seeing as she’s all in her underwear with panties on her face like you used to be when you’d be home from school before your mom or sister got home and you’d want that not so fresh pussy scent all over you for masturbation purposes…I mean it’s nothing to be ashamed of, I probably wouldn’t bring it up during the holidays though, but dudes like to jack off to panties and not even in a comedic way…I mean people have been buying panties off the internet forever…my first interent business in the early 2000s are going to be a panty selling marketplace since ebay and criagslist banned it back when porn wasn’t everywhere and people still frowned on it…

…so Jojo with panties on her head may be a trigger of what you did in your horny teen with no self control days….or it could be a trigger of how good jacking off to dirty panties was….forcing you to dive back into that world you’ve turned your back on due to shame….

Well this is the era of no shame even for things you should have shame for….so follow Jojo’s lead and sniff some fucking panties.

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2020

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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They say that MILFs are people too…. I don’t buy it, I figure once you create a person, you are no longer a person, you gave up that right and are now strictly the caregiver for what will likely be a piece of shit, at least based on the direction society is going, I have no real hope for the future generation, but that’s not to say their narcissistic, selfie taking, idiotic influencer following parents are any fucking better….that’s just it, the shitty people reproduce, the interesting people don’t…

So seeing MILFs is not a fetish to me, who wants a maternal bitch with someone elses kid…I am a drunkenstepfather and it wasn’t all that great in the early days…kids fucking suck…and if she’s not maternal and just a bad mom, who would want to fuck that, not that we care about child welfare, but when doing lines of meth off a toilet see while drunk with a bitch who has kids, even the biggest sociopath would think, “she’s pretty garbage”….which I guess could lead to more aggressive passionate sex…but you’d probably not feel much since the pussy was blown the fuck out…you get what I am saying here…MILFs are really only funny when they are your friend’s mom and you’re trying to piss him off….they aren’t hot as a viable option…unless you only get off by fisting…because there is no way MILF pussy is as tight as MILFs like to pretend they are….”yeah, it bounced back, I do my kegels…”…sure it fucking did.

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2020

Nov

Bebe Rexha Weird Pussy Print of the Day

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I don’t know what’s going on with Bebe Rexha’s cunt, but it looks fucking weird…

I know it’s not pussy wedgie wednesday yet, but there’s some kind of pussy wedgie happening, but I am not too sure that’s a pussy that’s being wedged between said crotch hugging onesie, one of those pussy hungry so it eats everything like she does, you know her pussy learned that over-eating disorder from her pussy momma herself….

Bebe Rexha is fat, but I think she’s been working out during quarantine like all the fatties who were told COVID kills fattes, but I do think this is more of a custom tailoring fail…..you know they had to get the Drag Queen size to fit her belly, and in doing that it all bunched up in her crotch….like she’s rocking a dick, which people may be into….

She’s a 30 something mom bodied rich songwriter gone popstar and her outfits is some Cuella Deville looking weirdness, but that pussy definition, is weirder.

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2020

Nov

Ashley Benson Has No Nipples of the Day

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Remember when Ashley Benson was a lesbian for about a year before going back to the cock…that was a good time, not that I care. I don’t consider lesbianism real, it’s just girls being girls, either attention seeking from men, or dabbling in pussy eating because it’s trending….and being with men is basic, obvious, boring…you know either damaged from men or not hot enough to get a man….misconstruing friendship with other girls as something sexual, because like men, women are perverts….only they don’t get in trouble when they get their girls drunk and end up fisting them…instead it’s “Last night was crazy”….or “am I gay now, I’ll run with this”….until it gets boring and time to get the cock….

EITHER WAY…this isn’t about big titty Benson’s lesbianism…it is about the fact that despite being this feminist who fucks chicks for fun, she’s allowed the people who she is working for to photoshop her nipples out, because that’s not very empowered or feminist…that’s saying nipples are bad…basically giving into the evil and misogynistic patriarchy they all whine about because we sexualize tits like we are supposed to.

I think this is what people need to protest!

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2020

Nov

Girl Buying Cucumber in Grocery Store of the Day

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Remember, porn has infiltrated our lives and is everywhere we look, but that’s nothing new to me, I’ve been sexualizing all things for as long as I can remember, it’s just far more obvious and more importantly socially acceptable….because I know this girl is likely going to fuck a cucumber for Reddit….or is trying to get this reaction out of maskless men during COVID who think she’s going to fuck this cucumber…since we’re all fucking perverts!!

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