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2020

30

Nov

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

I typically have good intentions with these weekend fetish posts of girls uploading content of themselves in various states of NSFW for whatever reason, whether it is to recruit fans, get followers and monetize, or to add some spice to her fucking life by knowing dudes jack off to her. You know that thrill of being naked on the internet….that rush of dopamine or whatever brain chemistry gets triggered when they click “publish”….so I waste my time compiling all this shit…..

Then I get drunk on Friday, through Sunday and the idea of turning on a computer triggers me like all these “trauma” ridden millennials with their whining…about trauma and trigger warnings and all these other pussy-bitch-made-shit…

Because, I’ve spent too many years typing on a damn computer and I need my weekends for myself to be a degenerate in the comfort of my home off screen..

So I was planning on posting this gallery of girls in bathing suits, that was originally intended to be girls who upload pictures of themselves in bikinis, but I feel could be dudes saving and uploading pics of girls in bathing suits, which is pretty pathetic to do, but basically what I have been doing for 16 years, so no hate. We’re pathetic together.

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2020

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I watch a lot of movies from the streaming apps that own my soul because I don’t watch porn and I don’t leave the house and I don’t do social media so there’s limited things I do…and they involve streaming…getting wasted and watching everything but barely paying attention because I am too busy turning off my half retard mind thinking about all my failures…knowing I am a “if you do the same thing expecting different results, you’re an idiot”….kind of person….but when watching all those movies I think “I could DEFINITELY write something this bad”….and ask “if I’ve been writing badly on the internet for 16 years, why hasn’t someone said, that guy could totally write a terrible movie, let’s give him money”….it is discrimination really….not that I am a writer, or identify as a writer, I am not a writer, which I guess is where the problem begins…but I know…for 100k and 5% of the movie…I could put together literally the worst movie to ever be made….so if you or any of your friends make movies and have 100k to give someone to write, not make, but write the worst movie ever…I’m your guy….I think it’s a pretty great deal really…and I could totally use the 100k…it’s not private jet money, but I can buy a lot of 5-10 dollar crackwhore blowjobs….10,000 of them…I don’t think I have 10,000 loads left in me, I’m thinking more realistically around 2….but it’s not about the destination man, it’s the journey…

Make these links part of your journey now, while I go spend 48 hours rotting on some streaming app content like the braindead fuck I am….but at least I don’t self produce dance videos for TikTok…

And yes, I boycotted Black Friday this year…don’t buy shit you don’t need…that’s what the system’s trying to make you do…man…don’t fall into the trap like all those bloated gluttonous consumers living that American Dream of debt….man….eat your Thanksgiving leftovers and click these links….man….

Vanessa Hudgens Thanksgiving Twerk!
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Bodybuilder Marries His Sex Doll
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Liz Hurley and Her Sister Bikini Posing!
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Pink Bikini Girl on the Beach
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Celebs Celebrate Thanksgiving in style
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Rainey Qualley’s Sheer Shirt / Nipple Rings
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John Cena Does A 611lbs Squat!
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Kelly Gale is in Cold Water with these Crazy Nips.
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Huge Black Boobs in a Swimsuit
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Rita Ora Celebrates
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49ers TE George Kittle Gets a Handful of His Wife’s Booty for Thanksgiving
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Isabella Fonte is a Very Hot TikTok Dancer
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What Is It Like To Go To The Bathroom In Space?
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Gym Stretches to Jack Off To
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Cheerleader Kaylyn Slevin’s Hand Bra / Boob Slip1
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Matthew Perry, 51, is ENGAGED
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Some Amazing Stop-Motion Animation With A Skateboard!
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Husband Tries To Hide From Wife By Climbing A Tree, Fails!
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Dog Being Silly by the Pool
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Are the Tits Natural or Na?
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Camila Morrone’s Bikini Shoot from 2016
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Alexandra Daddario Likes Turtles in her Bikini
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NASCAR Driver Ryan Blaney and His Hooters Girl Girlfriend Had People Wondering if They’re Expecting due to Bikini Photo!
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Ursula Puts on a Leg Show!
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David Spade won Chris Farley’s Harley-Davidson
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Passenger Does Not Wear Mask, Receives Racial Abuse
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Guy Freaks Out People With The Invisible Friend Prank!
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MOnster Titty Bounce Test
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Elsa Hosk The Biker Babe!
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Maelys Garouis isNude and Amazing!
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Game Gets Saved By Kicker At The Last Moment!
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Woman At Aldi’s Destroys 500 Bottles Of Alcohol!
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This Dog Totally Hates Money By Cardi B!
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SWINGSET TITTIES!
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Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini
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Katherine McNamara’s Cleavage
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Funny Memes!
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WTF Behind the Scenes Stories from Major Movie Sets
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Hailee Steinfeld Innovating in The Kitchen!
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Mike Tyson Ate the Ear Off of a Roy Jones Jr. Cake on Thanksgiving
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Shakira’s Sneaky Butt Shot
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This Is The Story Behind The Disaster Girl!
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Hot Girl Posing by her Bike
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Did Bella Hadid Nail Her Mac & Cheese?
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Milana Vayntrub’s Nice Shirt!
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Hotel Bathroom With Millimeter Precision!
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Nurse Twerk – But I don’t think they are real nurses…
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Kendall and Kylie Jenner Got Jokes!
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Very Very Naughty Renee Gracie is No Longer on OnlyFans
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The Actors of Hillbilly Elegy’s Best Nudes
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Daddario is Hot in a Slutty Bikini
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Celeb NUDIE Gallery
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Gemma Arterton is Boring
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Iggy Fat Fake Ass in Sweat Pants
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Ana de ARmas – No Bra – Hot Tits
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Delilah Hamlin Hot in Bikini
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LIly Collins Cleavage
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Isla Fisher in Leggings
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Sydney Sweeney’s Big Tits Still Hot in a Bikini
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Granny Going At It in the Car
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Banna Fucker….
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AI ENhanced Celeb Nudes
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Creative Use of the Kitchen Sink
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Hot Tits Get Fucked
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Hot Oiled Up Tits
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Dinner is Served
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Reddit Amateur!
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Tinder Date Didn’t Know this Was Getting Posted!
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Pissing Couple
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Julia Abramova’s Hazmat Suit Erotica
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Good Vibes
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Calling Home on the Holidays
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Lebians
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Caroline Cortez Big Tits
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Self Fister
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Another Self Fister
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Mary Rock Spreading Ass
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Shower Head
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Naked with Coconuts
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2 Dildos 1 Cunt
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Indian Chick’s Big Tits
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From Behind
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Amazing Tits Flashed
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Mirror Selfie
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Kreayshawn is Naked on Only Fans
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2020

27

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is doing her best and we’re watching….

The move from retired Disney Star to Influencer’s been a good one…..I mean as far as shitty celebs in their 30s go. She’s done good.

The full workout:

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2020

27

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off is a great social experiment of what a bitch looks like in clothes and what a bitch looks like not clothed…which I guess isn’t much of a social experiment but rather a trend that people are clearly very into….we’re a society of flashers and that’s pretty fun when you don’t have to listen to whatever bullshit they are spewing on their social media…which is the number 1 way to ruin a hot pic…let us know about your morals, values, beliefs, politics, etc….let’s keep things to the picture…..but I guess is a social experiment in that if you were to ask a dude if he would prefer a girl clothed to naked, he’d never choose clothed by default….obviously ‘NAKED’….but then with On/Off that all changes….in some cases you’re like, ok, pull those pants back up girl….let’s use the fashion fabric tech for ALL of our holding that shit together needs….but THEN…you still feel fulfilled that you’ve seen her naked…so I guess On/Off Flashers is just great.

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2020

27

Nov

Jordyn Jones Gets Into Christmas Spirt with Booty on a Sink of the Day

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Jordyn Jones was showing her holiday ham while doing another popular pose – “Sink Butt”….where girls prop their asses on their bathroom sinks in front of the mirror. It is an innovative generation. They know how to disrupt the norms and create all these great things to progress us as a species…..works for me cuz it’s slutty.

Jordyn Jones is some child dancer sold by her trashy blue color family to the industry through a reality show then youtube….she’s still white trash but likely rich white trash, no longer in Kalamazoo Michigan where she’s from, but will likely end up looking like she’s from Kalamazoo Michigan when she’s done being rich….easy come easy go…..but for now she’s winning at life….and not stripping the way dancers used to make a living before the internet…which I guess is unfortunate, but now you can stare at her “Sink Butt”.

But she also got into the Christmas Spirit for those of you who jerk off to Christmas because you fucking love it..like me.

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2020

27

Nov

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog butts are a pretty effective pose.

I am glad it is one that girls have decided to produce on the regular or at least enough times for it to have its own name…so other girls know it is a thing so that they can jump in on the trend so they don’t miss out on the current trends in being lewd on the internet….you know it’s a business and now a socially acceptable way to get ahead and that’s probably the best advancement in humanity.

Here’s this week’s round-up.

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2020

27

Nov

Peyton Roi List Has a Hot Ass of the Day

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Peyton Roi List is a child star from the Disney empire who has a great ass now that she’s 22.

I am sure I’ve posted on her before, but I don’t remember her being anything eventful, I haven’t seen any of her movies, she doesn’t exist in my world, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t know how to seduce and media manipulate, she’s Diseny trained and this is some captivating brainwashing tactics….the booty so round…she now exists….boom…that easy to exist.

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2020

27

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are a legacy product that you can look at and think that when your grandma wanted to get her fuck on from your Grandfather or the Milk Man, or whoever the fuck’s dick she was putting up inside her in the 1940s-60s, cuz you know granny was a bit of a harlot, she was likely doing it in Fishnets…..

Now, 150 years later, bitches are still wearing Fishnets, shit is timeless…it’s not limited edition sneakers or t-shirts that idiot millennials think are worth something, it’s not high end designer shit, you can get Fishnets at the pharmacy for 5 dollars, but you already know that you cross dressing queer….

So girls…now more than ever….need outfits to properly execute their slutty for social media or wherever they are getting naked….and they are doing it with fishnets….I mean and other things…I mean there are girls who only post butt plug pics….fishnets aren’t for everyone, but fishnets should be for everyone, except maybe fat ladies who look like they are legit caught in the fishnet, and not in a good “trying to find a wife” kind of “surprise sex” way, in a “that’s gross, put on some spanx fatty”..kind of way…

so here’s celebrating girls in Fishnets and the content they create around their fishnets..

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2020

27

Nov

Gideon Adlon Cleavage of the Day

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Gideon Aldon is the 23 year old daughter of the voice of Bobby Hill, yes, her mom is the Voice of Bobby hill and despite that seeming like a stretch in terms of “famous relatives”….the voice of Bobby Hill is likely pretty fucking dialled into the industry, paving the way for her daughter to prosper, since she was likely raised amongst the trash of Hollywood, and entering that scene seemed like a no brainer..I can’t relate…but I can stare at her tits….

She is trending because she’s in the 2020 version of The Craft, so a generation of modern GRUNGE girls can reference that movie like it is their scripture, like the girls in the 90s did, but more importantly, she’s got tits….

I recently watched some perverted NYC high school series with her sister, who also has tits….so I like to think this is a family to watch…if not for their budding young acting careers, then for their tits.

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2020

27

Nov

Alexandra Daddario Nude Bikini of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario is a set of tits that are definitely overrated in terms of her acting abilities, but that are still pretty big tits on what seems like a skinny enough frame, and in the world of celebrity or popularity that goes a long way, becasue we are all a bunch of tit loving perverts…

She’s doing a movie with Sydney Sweeney in Maui, hence her bikini pics, which I guess is a movie about big tits….I mean how many big tits are needed to make a movie…clearly a titty fetishist is behind this one…normally there’s just one set of big tits in a movie…this is some battle of the tits…the old vs the new and Daddario is old..

She’s 34, so she’s old as shit, especially since I only heard of her 4-5 years ago after her True Detective titty reveal, where she was nothing impressive as a actor, but acting is a myth that requires no talent, it was more the big tits, not more than the tits, just the tits….and we like tits…you still with me on this?

I saw her in some recent movie and it was so fucking bad….that I realized she must be some rich entitled cunt and as it turns out, she was raised on the Upper East Side, her mom a laywer, her dad the head of NYPD’s terrorism unit, her grandfather was in the House of Representatives for 12 years and she went to school with a bunch of entitled idiots…

So the fact she exists makes sense based on her lack of talent….I just assumed it was because of the tits…but the tits are just bonus…so here she is on the beach…where you can also see some cunt in bikini which is the benefit of light colored bikinis…that’s racist….black bikini lives matter, just less.

Anyway, here’s the rich elitist brat now being a celebrity in a bikini…

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