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2020

26

Nov

Camila Mendes Fitness Erotica of the Day

I’ve seen Riverdale and I’ve always seen Camila Mendes as a neckless troll who they cast as Veronica because she’s Mexican or Hispanic or some shit and TV needs diversity…which I am all for…but give the part to the best option, not some neckless troll looking bitch because she checks off “hispanic” on the racist hollywood casting checklist…because you know that’s exactly what happens…they have meetings where they say “we need to be inclusive so we don’t get dragged, let’s make Veronica Ethnic, that’ll be edgy”…then decide that they’ll also make her family criminals…which I guess is also racist in and of itself..but at least they have representation or some shit.

I don’t think obvious ethnic checklist casting has any level of authenticity, but I do think it is hilarious that they turned the ethnic family into criminals…I also think they could have cast dozens if not 1000s of other hispanic or black or even Indian – dot or feather Veronicas…that you’d want to jerk off to like you did as a kid reading your Double Digests….it’s just a fail across the board.

However, for whatever reason, her working out clips make her look substantially better..so here’s that working out…and apparently…she’s grown a neck.

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2020

26

Nov

Topless Inka Williams of the Day

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People who read this site and I doubt there are any people who read this site but if there were people who read this site…and if I wasn’t just writing for myself for no real reason but to pass the fucking time….it’s not even a fucking “dear diary” situation blogs were meant to be…it’s like I am playing some fake celebrity reporter in the worst way possible…trust me…even I think it’s weird..and totally understand why it hasn’t led to bigger opportunities…you hear about blogs that get movie deals and book deals and product lines…and you accept that that’s just not your calling…just keep on writing to the internet until the server gets shut down because we gotta pay for this shit to stay up…making the whole thing even weirder….

THAT SAID….

People who read the site will know that I think Inka Williams, the Bali raised, Australian model, who is marketed as the HADID of Indonesia, even though her behavior is probably illegal in Indonesia, despite her being Indonesian…thanks to it being a strict muslim country…But it’s not illegal to me…she’s got that skinny, hot, model body that you’d want to see in any catalogs or websites for indonesian tours…because she’s a fucking babe.

She’s topless in this shoot, the wrong kind of topless, she’s in a skimpy bathing suit bottom, doing some waterfall chasing like Lisa Left eye, and I am thankful for it…

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2020

26

Nov

Jessica Lowndes Getting Wet of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is a d-list Canadian actress who looks like some Farrah Abraham level reality star, with her plastic face and fake tits, you know the look I mean…the too old to be an influencer, but not too old to jack yourself up to have that basic hooker look…

She got her break, that in hindsight is hardly a break, since she didn’t go anywhere with it, but maybe more of a cash grab that allowed her to get into the USA and do that whole socialite who was once an actor thing….but yeah she got her first big thing being cast in 90210 the new class…then she did nothing for years….and is now back doing Halmark TV movies, like Too Close For Christmas….with Chad Michael Murray…you know a humiliating career arc, but still living better than us, plus she got big tits out of the whole thing, so here’s those tits.

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2020

26

Nov

Lea Seydoux Nude of the Day

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Lea Seydoux was in the closest thing to a porn movie in mainstream back in 2013, it was called Blue is the Warmest color and I guess it was a big deal at the time, because that’s how I found out about Lea Seydoux…I posted the pics from the movie back in 2013 becaue I’ve been doing this too long….in fact in 2013 I had been doing it too long….but you can see those scissored some other actress pretty aggressively ….

I assumed that is the next trend in Hollywood, you know to compete with porn and 7 years later, we’re still headed in that direction, only everyone is doing porn now, just not Hollywood…..it will happen in the next 2-3 years for sure, but it’s already been 7 since Seydoux’s outbreak or breakout…

BRING back a era of when you could masturbate to a non porn movie that you rented based on its ratings alone…..

Anyway, this Lea girl is from France, where I guess things have always been sexy…but for whatever reason there’s no bush, not labia, not much to this nudity considering she’s only famous for some groundbreaking lesbian porn sex in a mainstream movie….like pick it up…she’s had 7 years to work on this.

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2020

26

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops for Thanksgiving, because I am thankful for tits of all sizes being flashed on the internet so that I don’t need to leave the house to see my tits being flashed at me, plus girls in person are typically less likely to be as liberal with their titty flashing, even in this don’t sexualize the titty era of feminism where girls don’t wear bras but do wear see through t-shirts, because that kind of flashing of tit is less “Look at my tits” and more “here are my tits” which are totally different context of titty flashing…

While this is a gamified version of “it’d be fun, a cheap thrill to flash my tits in a titty drop like all the girls, I mean I have tits, and I wear sheer t-shirts and no bras, so I can do this”….

Because behind the internet walls, the inner slut comes out for the validation….

Titty Drops for Thanksgiving because I am thankful for titty flashers.

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2020

26

Nov

Old Lady VS Storm and Other Videos of the Day

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Electrician Fail

Anti-Maskers VS Masker

High Center

Car Gets Dragged

Thief Gets Busted

Cat Fight from Earlier in the Year….for Thanksgiving

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2020

26

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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While you are all being thankful for your family, your friends, your health, your ability to survive in this movie you like to think you are a part of because there are pandemics and impending end of world apocalypse shit…

I remain thankful for just one thing….girls getting naked on the internet…a more and more popular thing to do….because as big business prosper, mom and pop shops implode…the government hasn’t taken away our nudes or the right to take nudes, if anything they encourage them since they keep us at home and they keep us dumb…half retarded shit…like a “uggghhhh loook….tits…..ugghhhhh”…..caveman shit…..you know….”Ughhhh….girls getting stuffed but not just on Thanksgiving….everyday…ughhhhh”……caveman shit…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…it’s Thanksgiving, be thankful I am bothering updating a site with no advertisers!

Thanksgiving Dinner Gets Ruined By Psycho Kid
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Is Alexis Ren Really Mary Carey?
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Thot With The Stunts
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Kelly Preston Hand Down Pants
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This is a Weird Fucking Fetish
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The Amazing “Hand Of God” Goal In 1986 World Cup By Maradona!
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Kenneth Copeland Starts Speaking In Tongues On Stage!
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Rita Ora Wants To Get You Drunk!
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Shirt Busts Open!
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41 pics of Kristen Stewart….
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Footage From Rocket Labs Of The Electron Stage Separation!
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Workout At Home? Yeah, No.
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2020

25

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know if anyone in America thinks America is in this great place….I mean I guess people don’t think America is in this great place based on the media…but I am not talking political shit about that divided country…I just mean on a societal level…we are fucked…since America paves the way in pop culture….

Just look t what is popular, it is all you need to realize we’re fucked….from shitty fucking music like Katy Perry, to shitty fucking TV shows and movies, to shitty fucking influencers and celebs, to the Kardashians, to shitty fucking trends like TikTok…a people of half naked dance….what a fucking trash experience…I think the mainstream is a great indicator of how dumb and depraved we are as a people….mindless..and I guess soulless….

But the good news is this dumb, perverted, annoying era brings every girl over the age of 18 wanting to be a sex worker since it’s now mainstream and cool. All these horny fucks raised on porn just contributing to the porn….getting paid to post nude selfies they were giving away for free….the budding young entrepreneurial spirit…

With Thanksgiving cancelled, I guess we don’t have to give thanks for the nudes mainstream girls doing porn…..but I do…

I guess with Thanksgiving cancelled also don’t have to read those posts of: “I’m going to Stuff Your Mom like the Turkey”, or whatever else idiot people of the internet post about thanksgiving…..

….no wait….people will still be annoying only now it we will be bragging about everyone’s own unique take on Thanksgiving, in these unprecedented bullshit times, because everyone thinks they are a narrator to their own damn move we’re the audience of…thanks internet…as I narrate this nonsense to you….

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Surfer Ellie Jean Coffey Took her X-Rated Site to Girl on Girl Action
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Sydney Sweeney in a Bikini with her New Man – Looking Hot!
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Rachael Ostovich’s Bikini Top Comes Equipped with their Own Kind of Punching Bags.
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie
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Throwback Kaley Cuoco’s Big Cleavage Dance to Celebrate her New Show Flight Attendant
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Drew Locke’s Girlfriend in a Bikini is GOOD.
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Lea Thompson Approves of Daughter Zoey Deutch’s Bikini Thirst Trap
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Hilary Duff’s Racy Baby Bump Pic
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Santa is a Creep – With Kelly Preston’s Hands in her Pants
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Olivia Munn in Leggings Mountain Climbing
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Kylie Minogue’s 2000 Bare Bottom /Topless Shoot
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Gabourey Sidibe is engaged to Brandon Frankel….
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Botty Jiggle
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Jake Paul Isn’t Baning his Girlfriend Julia Rose before Boxing Match
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Delilah Hamlin’s Hot Bikini!
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Lily Rose Depp’s Hot Selfie
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Career Fluidity with Kristen Stewart (41 Pics)
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Ass Jiggle
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Bar Refaeli Sweaty Cleavage!
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Traditional Wedding Outfits from Around the World are Hilarious
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Ashley Robert’s POKIES!
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Mike “The Situation” Is having a Kid
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Rachel Ray’s “Mexican” Pozole Has Real Mexican Woman Disgusted!
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Girl Stuck in the Weirdest Place
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Hot Panty Flash
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Kristen Stewart Probably Can’t Cook….
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Julianne Hough is Feeling Herself
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Rebecca Romijn Getting her Mystique Make-Up Throwback
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How Rats are Trained for Movies
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Big Booty by the Pool
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Brad Pitt’s Model Girlfriend in a Bra
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Elaborate Animated Ad for Hills Pet Food
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The Monolith in Utah!
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Hot Cosplay Girls
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Because Boobs
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Shower Voyeurism!
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Women’s Soccer Player Sarah Fuller Practiced With the Vanderbilt Football Team as a Backup Kicker.
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Aubrey Plaza on being Ready for a Zombie Apocalypse
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The Worst Overtakes on the Road
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Alyssa Milano Hotter and Skinnier
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Zoom Date with Elle Fanning!
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Topless Model in a Tennis Skirt
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LL Cool J’s Song that is So Bad it’s Good
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Why You Shouldn’t Deep Fry Turkey
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Dolpin Violates Woman
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Asshole Director Berates Young Actor from Euphoria’s Shitty Apartment During a Zoom.
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Hot Bikini Model – Lily Easton
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Sky Diver Saved by Umbrella
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Happy Fapsgiving – Hottest Celeb Boobs and Box with Food
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Lace Panty Reveal
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Meghan Markle Fakes a Miscarriage for Attention
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Olivia Munn in a Red Sweatsuit
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Sydney Sweeney So Big Tittied In a Bikini
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Rihanna in Jeans
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Vanessa Hudgens in Fitness Gear
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Ashley Benson in a Robe from Creeper Angle
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Emily Lind on Set
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Olivia Holt in Magazine
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Cara Delvingne in a Black and White Cowboy Shoot
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Rose McGowan in a Bikini
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Sophie Monk at an Event in a Tight Dress
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Eva Longoria in Leggings
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From stepSMUT!!

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Butter Up for Thanksgiving
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Big Booby Drop
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20 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Influencer Porn Girls – Riley Reid and Lana Rhoades
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Another Big Boobie Drop
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Bathroom Break
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Big Bolt On Boobs
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Slutty Shoppers
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AI Enhanced Celeb Nudes
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Close Up Girl Cum Shot
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Master of the Orgasm
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Empty bathtub masturbating
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Masturbating for the UBER DRiver
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Today in Clear Dildos
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Big Naturals Fuck
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Deep Throat Practice
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Asian Girl’s Sex Tape Leak!
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Hot Masturbator
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Ninja Training – Stealth Dido Use
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Lesbian Mouth Squirt
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That was Unexpected
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2020

25

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Maybe Fucking in the Water of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is filming some porn in Hawaii, that probably isn’t actually porn, but that will be used as porn by the masses because she’s hit mainstream Hollywood success. She’s one of Hollywood’s own creations, who wasn’t discovered on instagram and who I guess cam to be thanks to strategic planning by her team of agents and managers, that involved getting her in a few small roles on some huge shows, so that she wouldn’t be the clickbait she clearly is more than capable of being, her tits are fucking huge.

So they kept the tits hidden, until revealing the tits in Euphoria, an HBO show that is the voice of the generation, something meaningful to get her on the map…smart hustle…since most girls with tits like this would end up selling nudes on the internet or maybe their Calendars and probably make a good living doing it, just not being a Hollywood superstar….

I know that isn’t the hottest in the world, but for an actor, since actors are dog shit and over rated and not that hot, she’s likely the hottest actor, but that could be her tits talking….

This is her fucking her boyfriend, some Heir to some Pizza company who looks 40, I think it may be Pizza Hut, but I could be wrong….I am always wrong..but I am right about these being big tits on a tight body….that is making waves in the hollywood industry, from acting, to optioning books and producing high profile shows with high profile people, she’s fucking good….maybe even the best hope we have for a better tomorrow….but that could be her tits talking…..they are big.

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2020

25

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies are the very important trend of jacking pants up into pussy so that you know you’re not dealing with a trans. The whole titty being desexualized for feminism has forced women to go for the gold with their sexualizing since showing a tit won’t cut it….then there’s the whole asshole thing which both genders have that is still something to sexualize if you’re into shit on your dick….but it doesn’t really celebrate womanhood since dudes have assholes too….but the pussy is still the golden palace for your dick…the coveted warm moist hole to house your dick…and we hope it will remain something we are allowed to sexualize as men….or maybe they’ll take that from us too…not realizing that as perverts, we can sexualize everything….

So the pussy wedgie is nothing new, girls in the 70s had them….girls in the 80s had them….I remember staring at pussy in pants and shorts and swimsuits my entire life…what is new is that girls are producing pussy wedgie content specifically for the internet and that’s on some level of fucking amazing….here’s this week’s round-up.

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