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2020

25

Nov

Jojo the Lingerie Model Boy of the Day

Jojo fucking loves that she’s officially a lingerie model thanks to her fan Rihanna, because for the longest time Jojo barely existed. She came out strong when she was around 18 years old after her cleaning lady mom sold her to the industry, she had a few hits, chased in then fucked off until instagram brought her back into our lives…there was definitely a 5-10 year hiatus between her last movie/music performance and showing her tits to all her fans on the regular, you know, since they are big tits that you probably had no idea she even had before she decided to basically shove them down your virtual throat that was unfortunately not your real through, since big tits are fuck to suck on, it’d be better, like most things sex, if it wasn’t virtual…but sometimes, when you’re a pathetic loser in a pandemic, virutal is all you’ve got….

I don’t need to give you the Jojo backstory, I post this bitch often enough for me to just say “Jojo is still loving the life as a lingerie ambassador, getting paid to show her big tits for a big brand that allows for her to continue to exist in this world of so many sluts”….

These are her holiday lingerie pics, likely photoshopped, but who isn’t and they are looking pretty good to me.

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2020

25

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I am all about weed, I wouldn’t call myself some fucking stoner hippie fuck and for the longest time I didn’t bother with weed because it was a pain in the ass to bother with weed….but even then,…I thought weed being illegal was dumb, idiotic even….

I have always been a half dead retard who must have either blown out my brain with booze or head injuries from booze, I didn’t see the point of having to find a dealer or any of that other bullshit that reminds us all of a very important thing and that weed being illegal is some dumb, idiotic shit…

Clearly the lawmakers / the government don’t have our best interests in mind, making weed illegal, making people who deal in weed despite its medicinal qualities criminals, ruining fucking lives over something that is mild compared to booze….I mean smoke a ton of weed, you sober up in what, 20 mintues or less….forcing your to smoke more….while booze takes me on three day adventures I don’t remember….clearly weed is a superior product for health and wellness…

But yeah, making weed illegal, a plant you can grow in your closet or garden, like a tomato plant, that could have prevented people from all kinds of pharmaceuticals they don’t need to be on…since it is a painkiller, anti-anxiety, relaxant that helps you sleep….

Crazy…..but I guess it’s legal in Canada now, so that argument is a waste of time to write out…..and since I am not a some fucking stoner hippie fuck, but rather a pedestrian in the world of weed who just supports the legalization of weed and sees the illegalization of weed as s crime against our freedoms…I am fine with posting the pics of weed girls who clearly are on that stoner hippie fuck kick….the head shop girls…the overly into weed…the activists and the ambassadors…since every niche needs its whores….or sluts…or sex workers…or girls who like showing off their bodies…since “whores” is frowned upon.

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2020

25

Nov

Kelly Gale Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Kelly Gale is some brown skinned model with a rocking set of tits who is Swedish and Australian and I guess Indian, dot not feather, naan bread not bannock, because that’s where her mom was born.

She was discovered at 13, perverted, but has gone onto do at least 5 Victoria’s Secret fashion shows…back when they did fashion shows before fully tapping out and letting Rihanna and her underwear company destroy them at their core.

The tall as shit 5 ft 11 model and her big tits have also done Playboy back in 2016, amongst doing all the Victoria’s Secret work, because I guess she’s got big tits that always wanted to be branded by the Bunny…..even though Playboy is usually what they do at the end of their careers, not when they are knee deep in it…

I don’t know what she does now, but she posted this shit on the social media feed where we learn she’s really not that relevant or famous, but maye that will change as Hollywood needs more ethnically obscure, darker toned skin, to seem less racist than they already are….but since Kelly Gale lives in Sweden, maybe that idiotic inclusivity shit isn’t some bullshit angle, where they just act normal and don’t lock down society to get herd immunity, but rather just protect the old people, and basically survive a pandemic without all the media hype that makes the idiot citizens think they are in the most boring movie…you know a country where black or white people can make it like they do in America…without making it some bullshit angle…

All this to say, she’s hot.

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2020

25

Nov

Maisie Williams Nipple of the Day

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Dude….is that Maisie Williams’ tit in some bullshit?

Dude….did you look at her Brian Peppers looking face on some troll shit that only someone into Game of Thrones would find hot…I mean if you do…I don’t think her having tits really matters…

What I am saying is, Maisie Williams is ugly, so ugly that I am surprised she’s got into the whole acting thing, maybe she doesn’t have mirrors around her house, maybe she’s just delusional, maybe she’s been hyped so much she believes the hype, I don’t know but if I looked like that as a young girl, I’d probably try to find work that keeps me indoors, off ZOOM, maybe work as a blogger no one’s ever heard of or something…

I know we collectively have little to no standards….but even with no standards…this is bad.

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2020

25

Nov

Cambrie Schroder’s Butt in a Bikini of the Day

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Cambrie Schroder is the uglier of two Schroder daughters, but both do that half naked, bikini, fitness porn shit on instagram as they try to put their name on the map like all the other rich LA kids, only they probably try harder, since their dad is Ricky Schroder, who is hugely famous, but probably not hugely rich as other people in their schools and social circles, because he’s Ricky Schroder, however…there are hundreds of thousands of ways to make money, I could be totally wrong about the motherfucker, he could infact be a billionaire from investments in the 80s in shit like Apple or real estate…I don’t know…I just know his daughters are slutty on the internet like all other girls their age and that makes them basic, but fun….

Anyway, I do find it funny that anyone with a celebrity relative is considered relevant to this generation of dick sucker groupies…the whole importance on celebrity is so fucking dumb, even if it pays and massages egos…but since I have no real expectations for humanity, I am hardly surprised by it, I just find it dumb….

I also find it funny that all these inclusivity fucks, the whole left side of your political divide want to slaughter Ricky Schroder for posting bail, or helping post bail for that teen who killed two people in those riots….they see “red” and they go on the attack…you know as reasonable people do….when in reality they should dial back a little and not give a fuck who Ricky Schroder invests in, what he supports, and what his politics are…..leave Ricky Schroder to fuck alone and let his daughter capitalize on his trending name on social media for the first time in the last 40 years….they’ve been waiting for this moment for all their life….”When will daddy be relevant again, I need. followers”…. clickbait

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2020

25

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Fitness is the spice of fucking life….everything ever said about fitness has been positive…you get stronger, you look better, you live longer, you can eat shittier foods guilt free, it fights alzheimers and dementia, diabetes, heart attacks….you sleep better…you don’t need to shop at the big and tall store anymore…or pretend that you actually believe that big is beautiful and that fat people are people too…instead you can point and judge their laziness and disgustingness…fitness man…the spice of life…not that I am fit, but I do like when women are fit…and I think it is their duty to be fit, even if 50 percent of America is obese…..there’s still fit girls out there fighting the good fight to not be a statistic….I am just not one of those people…but I should be…I am just too far gone and fine with being as fat as I can be…but at least I am self aware and know that it’s gross.

This isn’t about me, this is about girls who workout, which was originally a post of girls being sluts in the gym, but as it turns out gyms are closed in a lot of places and the slutty in the gym turned into “look at my fitness body” assuming these people do fitness or just think they look fit….because that’s what it is all about…

Now some of these fitness pics are less fit than you’d want in a fitness pic, you know some 200 pound chick who is now 150 and thinks the 50 lbs weightloss means her body is fit, despite still being 150 pounds, now that she can run 5 miles without breaking a sweat…those endorphines from the workout and that muscle pump confuses them…but since they think they are fit, we’ll let them in our workout wednesday post because they are still girls being slutty the way nature intended…and probably the reasons gyms are so possible..people want to look as good as they can…for us perverts to stare at them…but don’t let them degrade you for that, don’t let them pull you down and call you a creep, making you feel bad about being that pervert…tey need us for validation…we are an integral part of the equation…we are “the audience” to their slut show…don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!

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2020

25

Nov

Zoey Deutch Bikini of the Day

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Zoey Deutch is the mom from Back to the Future’s daughter, so she’s pretty set up to do big things having been raised by rich and vapid famous parents, but despite being a celebrity rich kid, she’s less of a vapid get naked on instagram type, but more of a celebrity rich kid who works in the industry, who may also be a vapid slut, but she’s got enough work to polarize that as being the exception to the rule of celebrity rich kids being sluts.

This is actually one of her only slutty pics and it’s a basic bikini shot from a mile away, while other kids with celebrity parents are fisting themselves on Only Fans or on Instagram in exchange for followers, this one’s clickbait is subtle, muted, distant, but still enough to see that she’s got tits and an ass, which is really all we’re looking for, and the reality is even it wasn’t tits and an ass, but rather any other body part because she was in a terrible accident where she lost her tits and ass, we’d be ok with that to because that’s what perversion is….VERY inclusive….we take what we can get and sexualize it.

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2020

25

Nov

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie is in a bikini on some luxury vacation because she’s rich, what the fuck else is she going to do, not shower and shop at Salvation Army to seem more legit amongst the other rich kids in Brooklyn pretending to be poor, in efforts to come across as having more substance than they have since they have no substance…

The reality of it is that she’s Lionel Richie’s kid, he’s made 100s of millions of dollars over the years, so that she doesn’t need to work and if I was some richer that my wildest expectations motherfucker, I’d proabbly let my shitty kid live a 25k-50k a month lifestyle, because why the fuck not…it’s the family’s competitive advantage…

She looks good in a bikini, so why the fuck would she be doing anything but this vapid useless instagram shit, she’s the rich tits the Kardashians helped build, to make her uselessness seem more high profile, so that she can sell instagram brand deals to seem like she’s working towards something, even though she really doesn’t have to…she just needs to pose in her bikini, it’s hard work for rich sluts that have it all….I mean what do you expect her to be doing, saying “keep your money dad, I’m going to live out my dream being a Walmart Cashier”…she’s not that obscure or compelling, just mainstream bullshit living the top of the mainstream life, suburban really…but who cares…she’s tits in a bikini you’d all like to fuck…I mean whoever gets to K-Fed that is going to be laughing…on that “Hello, is it me you’re looking for” palimony…Get it.

Like all Sofia Richie posts, just be happy this isn’t Nicole Richie,

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2020

25

Nov

Jamie Chung Pussy Print of the Day

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Jamie Chung is a 40 year old who got her start in fame whoring on some MTV reality show back when MTV controlled the narrative of what was trendy or cool for all the idiot consumers who tuned in…..but I guess she didn’t get all that famous from her MTV reality show stint because it was a pre-social media era so being on TV didn’t put her on the map for what seems like forever, like all these other idiots who have been on reality shows and won’t go away….the fans keep them alive…

Jamie Chung went onto attempt a mainstream acting career that I guess wasn’t that lucrative, so she re-branded or re-focused her energy on doing the whole influencer model thing, they called them “style bloggers” but they never blogged, it was just a way to monetize selfies…

Since she’s asian, it is safe to say that she’s got a lot of opportunity hopping back into acting, they need asians since the world is going to become CHINA soon, and that whole inclusivity trend wants to give everyone a voice before everything becomes CHINESE….including Asians like Jamie Chung….

So the best tactic to get on that map, since she did that influencing thing, is to keep up the slutty, presented as fitness content with bike shorts you can see her pussy in…it doesn’t look sideways but it could be….

Either way, Yoga Porn to make dreams come true….

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2020

25

Nov

Kendall Jenner Missing Pussy Print of the Day

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I don’t know if Kendall Jenner followed her father’s lead and cut off her genitals, or maybe this is just a product of photoshop since they have a team on their staff that photoshops all their bullshit, since they are bullshit, I just know that bitch normally has pussy definition in every bikini and pants she wears, so much pussy definition, you’d think she’s one of those weirdos who pumps up her lips using the vacuum, then you remember that she has no idea what a vacuum is….rich people shit….and that this deflated pussy definition is likely someone who erased them before they uploaded them, to avoid the pussy shot being shameless…and you have to wonder how that guy feels when his day involves erasing Kendall Jenner’s pussy, Kim K’s testicle bulge, rebuilding Kylie to not be the troll she is….the Kardashian hired photoshopper an interesting member of pop culture that no one knows exists or cares exists because they like to believe the lie….where’s the documentary on that motherfucker….right…

All this to say….Bruce probably had Kendall’s pussy surgically removed and stapled to his tranny thigh…

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