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2020

03

Dec

Iris Apatow Braless of the Day

Iris Apatow is the 18 year old daughter of Leslie Mann and Judd Apatow who I guess is Hollywood Royalty since everything Judd touches turns to fucking gold, allowing her to have an existence all because of her dad’s comedy movies, but that’s just how these things work, plus she’s hot, you know more Leslie, Less Judd I guess…

Anyway, being 18, she’s likely woke and annoying, she has her pronoun on her instagram bio, get the fuck out of here with that…but she’s also 18 and the style is no bra sheer top any chance you get because 18 year olds are all horny sex workers being empowered about sex and paving the way for real sex in the shitty comedy movies she’ll like be in thanks to her dad’s empire she’s going to inherit..

Anyway, young privileged white girl with nipples for the internet so perverts of all ages can jack off to her…thank the internet.

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2020

03

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thong Thursday….because the asshole is the most woke orifice since all genders have it.

We are united as a people because of the asshole…

The thong is the panty that allows modest girls to show off their assholes without blatantly showing off their assholes…while blatantly showing off their assholes…but they have an excuse, an alibi, a “it’s not my fault the thong doesn’t cover my anus, it’s a design flaw”….when really it’s a marketable design feature because I like looking at assholes, while being an asshole, because assholes are the gateway to a woman’s soul…show us your soul ladies…

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2020

03

Dec

Stella Maxwell Topless of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is clearly struggling during COVID as she posts her thong ass on the beach somewhere, because COVID doesn’t affect the rich, if anything it makes them way fucking richer thanks to that Stock Market crash, bounce back, bitcoin, rich person shit…

I am not one of those hate on people just trying to live their lives despite COVID, I actually think that’s what we should all be doing and not because I don’t think the virus is serious for some people, but because I believe in our right to choose our own fucking destiny….it’s like these people who don’t want to government to meddle in their abortions are the same people begging for curfews and lockdowns, despite the negative effect it has…

Not that we care, this is about the thong ass of a hot model on a beach… it is just to say, it’s funny to see the inconsistencies from all these fucks…pretending to care, pretending to be woke, because they are lesbians who fuck A-Listers….so you can’t really say anything negative about her because that will make you an un-woke discriminator who hates the gays….even if you’re not saying shit about her being a star fucking lesbian…you’re saying that she clearly isn’t effected by COVID…it’s all so confusing…

What isn’t confusing is that she came to NYC many years ago with uneven tits, a shaved head and a hipster model dream…grew her hair out, got small tits, and fucked Kristen Stewart, Miley and whoever else…and now is a VS Angel…the scam worked.

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2020

03

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Twerk of the Day

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I’ve always liked Vanessa Hudgens, I never watched that High School Musical shit, but I did watch her early leaked nudes and appreciated that she had a bush in them, it was very brave and empowered of her since it was an era where girls weren’t rocking bushes ever, especially not in public nudes.

I’ve found she’s progressively got better looking, maybe it’s the BOTOX, or maybe it’s the Asian genes….I don’t know, I’m not a mathlete, I just know this has been her year of hotness thanks to a much needed break-up and a fun approach to social media which is likely a joke for someone of her celebrity, who actually had to WORK on camera in the past and now can just spitball nonsense like little dance videos for as much hype as when she’d have to work on a movie, memorize lines, all that boring shit….just post racy, silly, fun, half naked shit and get paid…

She’s in the desert doing some big hair twerk with her BFF, some chick who pops up in her feed alot, maybe it’s her assistant…and I think you can see some panty along with ass slapping, because Vanessa Hudgens is fun.

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2020

03

Dec

Helena Christensen and her Niece of the Day

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Helena Christensen posted a bunch of pics for a recent Victoria’s Secret campaign she’s a part of, seeing as she was one of their early VS Angels in the mid 90s, which I don’t really remember because I preferred the models I jerked off to in catalog form to remain nameless, but I guess it was around the same time Tyra Bans and Heidi Klum were with the clever company that realized if they mail catalogs out monthly, it’ll sell product while doubling as jerk off material for all the dudes in the house in a pre internet era of “we still jerk off to underwear catalogs”….perverts…

She also posted a bunch of pics of her and her niece, @sarahsofiesonne , who I guess is doing the half naked on the internet thing like everyone else. I mean her auntie is Helena Christensen, you’ve seen how good life as a famous half naked woman pays, I mean she got to marry the lead singer of INXS before he killed himself in what is rumored to be auto-erotic asphyxiation like he was Anthony Bourdain…but it could have been suicide…I mean having fucked Helena Christensen level pussy, you’ve accomplished enough and an die….

Anyway, here are some of those Helena at 51 being hot pics doing VS…

Here she is with niece…

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2020

03

Dec

Lizzy Wurst is the Worst of the Day

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I had never heard of Lizzy Wurst, who says she’s a big girls trying to make it in the average world, or some nonsense on her instagram with over 1.6 million followers she shows off her tits too.

She looks like shit, her content is shit, and apparently this video is the kind of stuff she’s selling to her fans and it’s terrible.

Imagine, you’re some kind of loser who falls for a troll from instagram and you decided to shop local for the holidays and pay some influencer for her nudes, instead of just getting the nudes free off the internet, I mean there’s so much free porn why do people want this fake personal connection where they feel like they are contributing to the girl they are jerking off to….is it some male instinct of wanting to be a provider? I don’t know…I just know if I paid for a clothed girl to smash cupcakes on herself in what looks like a beheading video set-up, I’d be mad…but then again, Maitland Ward used to post pics for her PATREON she was making 50k a month on before other girls hopped on the trend and they all looked like they were shot on a Hair Dryer, or a fucking Atari, you know a shitty fucking camera….a camera so bad it couldn’t have been a camera…

So dudes are desperate losers with credit cards is the lesson in this story…

If you’re one of those losers, check out Lizzy the Wurst on INSTAGRAM , maybe you’ll fall in love with her and start paying her too….losers.

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2020

03

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drop Thursday…is the modern fun and exciting way for girls to flash their tits…these people, this generation, they need to make a game out of everything, it’s gotta be a trending hashtag or an online “challenge”…it can’t just be a “I have awesome tits, I will flash these tits because I like people seeing my tits”…but whether tits are flashed in a drop, or in the back of a bus transporting sorority girls to Spring Break….we still get the tits, so whatever get the big tits flashed or gets girls who have big tits to think they should hop on this trend because they were built for it…I support….and here’s a round-up.

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2020

03

Dec

Sydney Sweeney Ass of the Day

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I like to hype up Sydney Sweeney because I don’t think she gets enough hype being a trending celebrity with awesome tits created in Hollywood….

I liked going against the grain, calling girls people find hot garbage, it’s been a 16 year project…but Sweeney, despite her boring acting, has these massive tits on her small frame or at least fit frame which is enough to make me drink the Kool Aid and think nothing but good things about her…

In this booty shot, because she’s multi-talented and more than just tits…the actress asks:

“ps i never know what to do with my hands”

I know what you’re thinking “FIST MY ASS WITH THOSE HANDS IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET ANY SENSATION OUT OF MY GRAPEFRUIT SIZED PROSTATE”…..but there’s plenty of other things she can do with her hands…likes spread her ass….or grab her tits…or squeeze her nipples…I mean if she needs someone to direct her IG pics…I’d be more than happy to be hired to do that…as long as it comes with room and board included!

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2020

03

Dec

51-year-old Korean dentist looks Good and Other Videos of the Day

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America’s Got Talent

Store Fun.

Arab Beggar

Buried Under Beer

Creepy School of Fish

Utility pole coolness

Plane Lands on Highway..

Bridge Falls….

SUV Weirdness

Weird Cessna Crash

Penis Exclusion Zone gets introduced in Paris

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2020

03

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just saw a 40 year old mom with a hot fat fit booty in leggings despite being old….like it is the holy grail because it goes against all logic….40 year old moms in leggings shouldn’t have hot asses but it does happen….it is a Christmas miracle….especially since I generally don’t see anyone….maybe Santa was looking out for me….or maybe I am just an easy to please pervert. Plus, I know when the leggings come off, it is still mom pussy, but for the sake of staying positive….40 year old moms can have good asses too….

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Vanessa Hudgens Twerking in teh Desert
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Porn Star Kendra Lust Gets Flirty With UFC Fighter Joanna Jedrzejczyk
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A bunch of pics of Scarjo to Remind you Hollywood is Full of Shit
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Hot Lingerie Catalog Pics of Some Model
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Truck Rips Through Traffic
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Man Punches Kangaroo to Save his Dog
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Strapping a Gopro on a Turtle.
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Stairs to the Eiffel Towers…Sells Big
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Jena Sims Slips Into a Bikini Ahead of the Mayakoba Golf Classic
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Some Hot Shoot of Josie Canseco
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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