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2020

21

Dec

Bebe Rexha Booty of the Day

Bebe Rexha is a big girl, who I guess is trying to be less big, like basically everyone since the Pandemic started and they found out that fat kills and that fat is for lazy fucks and that you don’t have to be fat if you just get off your ass and eat less….I have seen at least 20 or 30 people from social media, and I don’t really use social media, drop between 30 and 100 pounds since March, so…stop being fat fucks…being fat will kill you.

Anyway, as a fat man, I feel I am allowed to fat shame fat women, we’re in this together…it’s the same logic as the black people using the “n word” or gay people using the “F word”….no not “Fill my man pussy”….FAG…I AM TALKING ABOUT FAG…and the joke is that I use “n-word” or “f-word”….because people don’t want to be disresepectful…when they should just say the damn word…it’s easier to understand and it doesn’t mean you want to tie one up to the back of your pick-up truck like Boys Don’t Cry…Hilary Swank shit..

So here’s a fat old popstar who’s trying thanks to having success as a song writer and realizing she can get what needs to be got…and I guess in trying to be less fat she’s into gratituous fitness pant pics to showcase what her fat ass looks like when basically strapped together in shapewear, because she knows with 50 percent of the population being fat…there’s a fuck of a lot of chubby chasers fascinated by fat ass…even though getting a fat ass is not that hard to do…if anything it’s lazy…

SO, from this angle that fat ass is fine, I’ll look at it knowing it’s huge…but I can’t help be see that side fat, back fat roll, throwing off the whole fat ass experience that is hardly a sexual experience but more a “stare at a fat ass before it dies of a stroke” experience….which I guess can be jerked off to by ambitious masturbators..

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2020

21

Dec

Alexis Ren Pussy Flash of the Day

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This isn’t really a pussy flash, at least not if you expected to see her fat, beat up pussy lips, but she did rise up to fame with travel and adventure rich kid and “male model” Jay Alvarez, who has a SEX TAPE that involves him warming coconut oil in the kettle before eating some trashy influencer who looks like a porn chick’s pussy…

Anyway, Alexis Ren was apparently a dick shamer, meaning she told the world Jay, who basically created her by casting her as the “girlfriend” role in his internet content and together they went viral….slutty half naked girl doing wild things like jumping out of planes in stylized videos…the media ate it up and inspired 1000s of other sluts to try the whole travel influencer thing…only to end up on Only Fans selling butthole pics…because travel influencers need rich guys to finance them…

ANYWAY…it’s not quite her pussy but you can get a sense of how meaty and battered her pussy lips are and I guess that’s what you’d want from a bikini pic, even if it needs more asshole.

That’s about all I got on that.

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2020

21

Dec

Selma Blair Topless of the Day

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What Selma Blair lacks in breasts, she makes up in nipple, because that nipple is a pretty solid looking nipple, the kind you can hang Christmas ornaments off of in the event you can’t afford a tree, not to say Selma is less expensive than a tree, but if you happen to have her loitering around your house, you could put her to good use…not to mention she comes equipped with a cane, that may not be made of candy…it’s not all peppermint and Christmas and shit…it’s more a cane for her MS limp….but you can probably still use it the same why you use candy canes late Christmas even when your family is asleep, you know to fuck yourself up the ass….modern times motherfucker…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2020

21

Dec

Katie Holmes Titty Shake of the Day

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I was going to post this last week when all the Tom Cruise hype was circulating because he fake freaked out on crew for COVID related things as a publicity stunt because Scientologists don’t believe in COVID…and either do I….so it was for show..

I guess like Katie Holmes, I figured I’d mooch off a trending story….only unlike Katie Holmes, I would do it by posting her clickbait in a slutty top doing some stupid dance….almost looking hot, even though I was never a Katie Holmes fan, I didn’t watch Dawson’s Creek because I have a penis and I am not a loser who needs to listen to overwritten trash that looked like 40 year olds playing teenagers talking way too fucking much…life is boring enough as it is, I don’t need to hop onto boring ass storylines..

That said, this is probably the hottest I’ve seen Katie Holmes, I mean besides the Tom Cruise years when she was replaced with a robot, you scientology space aged shit….that I’ll assume she’s had a firmware update to, since she’s looking better than she did basically the last decade, but it could be the tits.

My only Katie Holmes story is that she was filming locally and I walked right by her, not knowing she was Katie Holmes, since she’s not that hot…and she didn’t even acknowledge my handsome pug, which is a litmus test to prove if a motherfucker has a soul…but I guess Hollywood people don’t have souls by default…so there’s that…

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2020

21

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Boobs Monday is up there with WETSPOT WEDNESDAY, that weren’t designed to be a fetish gallery of pics of girls who upload this shit to the internet for perverts who are into the niche content they are into producing….

Milky Boobs Monday is not about me showcasing how hot milk filled tits are….it’s about making fun of clickbait websites that do these compilation posts of babes doing various things for click…but instead of doing it for clicks, because that would be the smart thing to do if I wanted to get rich, I am doing it with gross shit like milk filled tits…

Now I am not into breeding, despite being into internal cumshots, I think the whole pregnancy thing is vile and destruction, terrorism really…but I do know that if you have no other options, milk filled tits can be exciting and nutritious…and clearly as people get more and more fucking weird they need the things that husbands who are 9 months dry from fucking their baby momma, and have that batch in their balls that would make them get off to basically anything, milk tits become a fun prop…

Not that I do moms, despite being a stepfather, I think the whole stepfather thing is my biggest failure as a man…there are so many non-moms who are far more interesting even though they don’t have the ability to do titty tricks…

However, there was a day about 10 or 15 years ago where I went on a walk…I stopped at Starbucks first, where there was two moms breast feeding, full tit out…then I hit the park where I saw 2 or 3 other girls pull out their tits to breast feed…I saw 5 set of tits while getting my steps in before it was “getting your steps in”…and was just walking…and I thought it was aweseom, like a blue balled whipped husband with a new mom, it was the only titty I saw making it prime titty….but since there’s an internet of other tits to look at…this are rock bottom tits doing what natured intended and what they were designed to do…which isn’t necessarily a good thing….sometimes things are designed to do a specific task, but are far better at doing other tasks without doing their specific task they were designed to do…I just can’t think of any examples of that…but it applies to titties, so I guess I thought of an example of that.

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Posted in:Lactating

2020

21

Dec

Idiots doing ATV shit and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Gets Tossed from Plane

Warehouse Fail.

94 Year Old Piano Man

Kidnapping of the Day

High Speed Snatch – Unfortunately not THAT kind of Snatch…

Stuck in Snow…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

21

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As you know, I find it entertaining that I do the Morning Hangover Dump at 2 pm, I blame the winter solstice, shortest day of the year motherfuckers, but it probably has more to do with my laziness, lack of interest, slowing down as I near senior citizen aged, while knowing it makes no difference in terms of the existence or survival of the site, because no one gives a shit…

HOWEVER….I am still doing the morning hangover dump steplinks, while hungover, it’s just not morning here, but maybe morning somewhere, I guess when you’re a degenerate the fact I’ve updated the site monday to friday for 16 years is pretty impressive, albeit pretty useless, but still impressive…considering it’s zero fucking rewarding….like watching a movie nowadays as they integrate WOKE storylines from TWITTER ACTIVISTS into the mix, like shut the fuck up losers and show us your tits without all this “pronoun, inclusivity, diveristy” bullshit….we all fucking suck at life, let us suck at life without Hollywood’s knee jerk reaction to be higher brow or to be inclusive so they don’t get called out for the garbage they’ve been all these decades….keep the same script but “replace that character with a black person, that with a trans”…we need to appear current…even though most people see enough of that shit on social media…let’s make christmas movies of the same storyline as before, but with gays or lesbians, it will be the SAME movie but with lesbians, oh…..let’s make one black…that’ll get some media attention and make us look good….it’s the worst kind of scrambling…

But I guess my morning links could arguably be a worst kind of scrambling…

HOWEVER….my links aren’t on NETFLIX…so

Here are some stepLINKS!

WWE Chelsea Green –
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Ariana Grande Gets Engaged
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Nude Model Photoshoot
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Journey of a Weed Plant!
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Karen Gets Lifted Up and Out of Store
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Rachel Bush is Calling for Governor Cuomo to Allow Fans at Bills Games
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Funniest Pets on TikTok
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Remote Control Plow…
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Female Sexism is Allowed
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Elliot Page is a Joke….
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Deshaun Watson’s Model Girlfriend Looking Good!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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2020

21

Dec

Shower Sundays of the Day

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Oops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..

Shower Sundays…to wash off the weekend’s COVID encounters you had while pretending to social distance and care about a virus that seems like a whole lot of bullshit when you look at the stats…whether you lost some friends or neighbors or not…people fucking die, you can’t live your life in fear of dying, it’s inevitable…and some people die of COVID, 99.8 percent live, so you can get hit by a bus tomorrow or have a massive heart attack and along with being listed as a COVID death because it’s all a scam, you missed out on living for a fucking year to avoid COVID…..basically, you can’t control your life or death as much as you want to and I think we should all choose fun and go down with the fucking ship…instead of being pussies about it…that said, showers are fun to watch…to partake in…to jerk off in…to fuck in…if I could live out my life anywhere, it’d be in a shower…we just don’t have hot water here….so maybe that’s why it’s a fantasy to me….so many nice showers….

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2020

21

Dec

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

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xOops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..

Weight Watchers Weekend because fat chicks are disgusting…I post this on a sunday to inspire fat chicks everywhere to realize that they can be less fat…as fat’s pretty gross to look at even with all that fake empowerment shit, or social acceptance, where in the 70s and 80s the fat kid would be teased, even though back then they weren’t even fat by today’s standards, assuming you can still use the “fat” word….I also post it because I find it hilarious that fat chicks think they are hot enough to do nudes…but also because I know dudes find fat chicks hot and despite discriminating against things, it’s what’s going on in pop culture, these girls are posting these, and I don’t discriminate against nudes..just what’s in the nudes…because nudes are awesome even when they aren’t…

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2020

21

Dec

Skinny Girl Saturday of the Day

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Oops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..

So the second instalment of weekend updates on a Monday is: Skinny Girl Saturday because I fucking love skinny girls. I think they are a slowly dying breed of woman, at least statistically, while America becomes lazier and fatter thanks to modern conveniences and shitty quality food, that is addictive….the skinny girl is the coveted metabolism we should all want…mainly because they have more energy to fuck…not that you can afford to fuck them…because unless they aren’t meth skinny from meth…they probably have higher bidders since their stock value is on the rise, since their stock inventory on a genetic level or aesthetic level is on the decline…basic economics you see…and you say you don’t learn nothing here….

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