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2020

18

Dec

Jane Soul Shakes Ass of the Day

Jane Soul is a Miami based twerker from Russia…..or a Russian-Like country….you know those interchangeable Eastern European babes that do a better job on instagram than those who weren’t raised by parents who lived through communism….communism that I like to think killed off all the uglies because there quality of Russian models is fucking high…they really performance enhanced that shit better than they did with their Olympic teams…but then again, maybe getting paid more than a Doctor back home for twerking is enough of a motivator for the hottest girls of Russia to go down that career path…I don’t know, I’m not a Russian Guidance Counsellor telling these girls how to live their lives…I just consume their content and like it…

Apparently, she tried to get famous from singing and was laughed off an American Idol audition where she went back to the drawing board and realized she could just shake her ass on the interent and get paid….so she sells these epic twerk videos to her audience into twerking…you know for it’s artistic merit…and you gotta support good art when you find it…

This was posted to her instagram where you can see what a twerker, famous for twerking, ass looks like..

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2020

18

Dec

Charlotte Lawrence Momcest of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is some rich kid raised in Hollywood, or the more luxurious parts of LA that aren’t Hollywood, since Hollywood is a cesspool of homeless people and those who didn’t actually make it in Hollywood, which this bitch’s family has made it in Hollywood so they can move out to some other area with other trashy people who made it in Hollywood, and live out their dreams of having relevance or importance on social media because their mom or dad was famous…

Charlotte Lawrence has emailed the site personally, pretending to be her agent, asking me to remove her slutty content that she produces like every other girl her age, because she doesn’t find it funny to be made fun of…or doesn’t know how the internet outside of social media works…I don’t know…I guess I’m not saying anything funny here…even though the site started out as a comedy site…OOOPS, my bad…

I don’t hate Charlotte Lawrence or her quest to launch some celebrity / famous / entertainment career…I think she’s a “singer” in an era where you don’t know how to sing as all songs are processed through computers…I actually like that she does slutty content even though everyone is doing slutty content…because I know she doesn’t need to…she’s got rich parents to pay her shit….

Well, she posted a hard nipple, braless pic where you can maybe even see underwear, but who wears underwear unless she’s on her period…which she could be because unlike her mom, KATE FROM DREW CAREY, she’s not menopausal yet..

Speaking of Kate from DREW CAREY, who played the dykey BFF who I guess fucked Drew Carey and remained friends with him on the show, I mean I don’t remember the Drew Carey show, despite watching it….we didn’t have cable and there were 4 channels to choose from…this was pre-internet when TV shows made people STUPID rich…

Well, it looks like KATE, spend some of that money, those residuals on jacking up her face…she’s got some weird cheek implant while looking like the cat-like muppets…but some mother daughter slut love, you know since Kate got famous when you had to be a slut, just a behind the scenes slut, unlike the on social media slut you need to be now…so we can assume the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…and together they are in this mom/daughter fetish content…you know if we were to fantasize a porn out of a selfie..which we do.

God, I write too much.

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2020

18

Dec

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt is a trending pose that girls do to show off their asses, or maybe to seem like they have asses, because we all like asses, I mean so much so that girls are jacking up their asses with injections and fat transfers, in efforts to show off those asses, or have the best ass money can buy…

I read some story about a Mexican Influencer labeled the Kim K of Mexico, which you’d think was a dis, but is actually a coveted title these people have, I mean this is likely going on around the world…each country has a trashy jacked up by bad plastic surgery to have this ridiculous looking body that they call the KIM K of their country….but this Mexican one died…so I was interested to see why…you know a dead influencer is a step in the right direction for society…and as I suspected she died getting surgery…plastic surgery…literally dying to look like a muppet ass bitch….

WILD…

Willing to die to be “hotter” on instagram, even though that look is fucking bunk ass…but clearly that’s just my opinion and not the opinion of the masses because she literally died trying to be hotter on IG…when she looked like shit in all the pics I saw of her…

Anyway, being slutty on the internet is what people do now, it’s mainstream, YAY…and Frog Butt is one of the things they do…and this is the week round up of Frog Butts….

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2020

18

Dec

Maddie Ziegler Leggings of the Day

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Girl sold to entertainment industry via a dance show about children who dance which for some reason Hollywood thought to greenlight because it will only appeal to moms that have dance kids of their own…and not to pervert fucking dudes who should be fucking arrested or at least put on a list where they are watched closely….because you can’t ruin the fun or marketing dollars from moms with dancing kids or who are into dancing kids because the wrong kind of dude will be drawn to the show….you know those creeps can’t ruin the stage mom dreams….and I guess didn’t because Maddie Ziegler exists..

She was also the dancer in the weird SIA videos, every last one of them, because SIA is a reality show addict and the dancing show she found Maddie Ziegler on was obviously inspiring enough for her aesthetic….but remember SIA is the kind of woman who adopts 18 year olds…a joke I always had about Russian girls, maybe a joke Woody Allen could relate to….but that SIA in her song writing success was able to pull off…clever pervert SIA…

Now she’s 18 and not nearly as slutty as other 18 year olds, I guess she’s famous and doesn’t need to be, but that doesn’t stop the famous…so it’s just a matter of time when legging pics turn into fishing videos on ONLY FANS…if the money is there for you and when all you care about is clout and money…not thinking about your future self and already exploited by your parents with that whole reality show thing….while ALL OTHER girls your age are doing it…what’s an innocent fisting video to add to the content creation menu she’s got….

We’re not there yet with this one, but she is in leggings, which I guess is a step in the right direction…I mean if everyone else is doing it you’re just being mainstream…and mainstream is now self produced porn…wild times…that Maddie Ziegler should look into getting into…

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2020

18

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s about survival out there and one of the much needed tool for your survival…is the Fishnet..

Sure we’re not being thrown into some survivalist TV shows as some random contestants, and we’re not trying to go off grid to survive the apocalypse, we’ve instead chosen to stay home on the internet staring at tits, pussy, random sluts, porn, streaming movies that suck as hollywood scrambles and declines…because no one has attention spans or cares when they can just watch porn…getting fatter with their take out food…not bothering leaving the house cuz of COVID….this is not a society of survival…it’s a bloated and disgusting society of consumption….just catering to their dopamine responses that are triggered by doing degenerate things..as we’ve all lost any sense of morals or values or decency…

All this to say, fishnets, which would be a good item to take on your “WILD ON” or “INTO THE WILD” adventure…you know to catch fish…but instead is being used by sluts of the internet trying to get jerked off to by the perverts who couldn’t survive if they had to…they could hardly survive if UBER EATS crashed for a weekend…..they’d starve to death…forced to eat their own limbs or some shit..and I’m with you…fuck survival, I prefer looking at things I’d fuck in fishnets…

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2020

18

Dec

Camilla Belle Leggings of the Day

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Camilla Belle is not Kamala Harris…and thanks to that fact alone, we can all stomach seeing her posing in spandex activewear doing Yoga shit….I mean except for that idiotic filter pic but at 34 years old, you have to put that face filter on to feel like you don’t look like an old weathered slag…especially when you don’t have your Glam Squad there to doll your old ass face up….it’s a trade off…look like a foolish cartoon but don’t look like the hag you are now that you’re old..

She’s been in the industry since 1995, so she’s probably been diddled by the industry, figuratively and literally….I just googled her IMDB and haven’t seen her in anything she’s done….not even Dirty Dancing 3 – Capoeira Nights…

But I’ll stare at her ass in leggings that I can barely see…it’s the kind of content that speaks to my soul…not that I have a soul…but I do for the sake of this post..

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2020

18

Dec

TikTok Transition of the Day

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TikTok may be a horrible platform that is designed by CHINA as a spy took against America as they track and save all the data from all their users, who can potentially end up in important positions down the line…you know after they turn 18….because it’s all kids being perverts on there….but also, some could be children of important people right now that can offer some solid intel….either way, China is smarter than us.

TikTok may also be a horrible platform because it’s created by CHINA who know us better than we know ourselves as they’ve manufactured our goods for 20-30 years in their sweatshops, and with all that DATA they decided “a dance app where teen girls can be slutty is the answer to American dreams”….give people “likes, follows, views” and the platform will pop off….

I don’t fuck with TikTok….but I will say that the best thing that they’ve pulled off since their popularity has grown is the TIKTOK transition, you know some FILM SCHOOL shit, not that I went to film school, where people transition from shot to shot seamlessly, like they are stop motion or whatever….

That transition has been adopted by the sluts who get naked on the internet, as it should, why save it for lip synching choreographed dancing sluts who make millions a year thanks to their audience on TikTok, save some for the sluts who get nude…

This is one of those Transitions and I liked it.

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2020

18

Dec

Fat Ass Does a Christmas Dance of the Day

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7 Days until Christmas, here’s some amateur looking girl with the worst tattoos ever doing a slutty Christmas dance with her Walmart looking body….

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2020

18

Dec

Russians passing the torch and Other Videos of the Day

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Trader Joe Karen

Naked Panda Skating Down Highway

Nurse Passes Out in Televised Vaccine

Near Miss…

Out of Control on Three Wheeler

Burqua Women Stealing Jewellery in India

Near Miss

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2020

18

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The system is so fucking mental, it makes no sense.

How humans created this society is confusing, going from living on the farm, making your own food, selling your surplus, to be these fat consumers with debt and shit they don’t need, chasing some bullshit dream, or distracting themselves with porn and other things to fill the void of a fulfilled existence, only to kill themselves off whether intentionally from the disappointment that is life, because you’re never good enough, rich enough, successful enough to be actually happy…and you never have enough to be happy…but you have enough people to compare yourself to like the Kardashians and other influencers…chasing bullshit…or maybe you’ll just get fat as fuck and die of some disease that was expedited by stress, consumption, etc…all while giving the Government half your money….or more than half your money…

When you could have just stayed on the family farm making your own food, selling your surplus, you greedy fucks…

BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE STREAMING APPS, ONLY FANS, PORN SITES and ALL THE SHIT WE BOUGHT ONLINE SHOPPING TO BE LIKE A KARDASHIAN….

Crazy world…this Christmas Season / Always….

Ya’ll should get off your anti-depressants, get fit, learn hand to hand combat and revolt….instead of letting the MAN alienate and suppress you…distracting you with noise….it’s an empty life, but it probably doesn’t have to be….but staring at tits is just a great distraction…what I was I saying? I was looking at tits…

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