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2020

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

So now, you can’t hook up in college with drunk girls while you are drunk….making dudes scared to fuck…is that why everyone is turning gay or into girls…if we eliminate girls from the equation we can go back to having fun…

Everyone’s so fucking serious and want to be part of a scandal or be a victim to pretend how powerful they are for overcoming it….

Which is boring…

I guess the same applies to Christmas parties – assuming they happen now…offices will never be great again….woke shit will kill our fun…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Stilettos In Snow Fail…
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Salma Hayek is a Real Life Disney Princess!
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Katharine McPhee as a Trench Coat Flasher!
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Holly Sonders Does Tennis in a Very Skimpy Outfit for Her Website
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Dove Cameron In Lingerie!
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Madison Beer Selfies a Sports Bra!
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Jordyn Jones Shares Her Shopping Picks!
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Christen Harper in a Bikini in 55 Degree Weather
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Caroline Vreeland’s Public Display of Lingerie!
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Some Wins….
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Earthquake Proof Bed.
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Kirralee Morris Topless at a Photo Shoot!
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Bella Hadid Gets Creative!
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Chad Johnson Leaves a Huge Tip at a Restaurant
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Gal Gadot in Sleepwear!
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Car Gadget from the Past….
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A Doorman And His Honest Story Of A Guy Who Took Down 4 Bouncers!
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The Night Court Sequel you didn’t know you wanted
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Tristan Thompson and Khloe Kardashian Spotted Out in Boston
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Ryan Newman in a Bikini Top!
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The Amazing Sky Drop Waterslide At The Plopsaqua De Panne!
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Here’s How Jawbreakers Are Made!
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The Seinfeld “Soup Nazi” is making bank on Cameo
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Taken Out by a Dolphin!
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Jojo is Getting Festive!
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Jake Paul FaceTimed Dillon Danis’ Instagram Model Girlfriend Savannah Montano
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Mother’s Epic Reaction To Pregnancy!
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Truck Crashes Into Multiple Vehicles On The Highway!
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Britney Spears chops off her hair amid reports of trouble at home
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Squidware Face
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Anya Taylor-Joy Goes Braless for PR Photos!
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Johnny Manziel Signs a Deal With the Zappers of the Fan Controlled Football League
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Sydney Sweeney’s Sultry Selfies!
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Previously Unseen And Rare Footage From “Star Wars Episode V : The Empire Strikes Back”!
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Watch This Cool Skateboarding Bird!
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Looking Into How “Padoru Padoru” Became A Meme For The Holiday Season!
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Mini Cannon
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Victoria Justice Treats Herself in the Tub
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Set Instagram on Fire With a Throwback Look at Gigi Hadid
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Naked Girls at the Lake!
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Loud Bass!
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Hidden Message in Town Christmas Lights
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Josie Canseco Flashing At Beach!
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Jessica Alba and her Box
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Ester Exposito at a Film Festival
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Jamie Lee Curtis 1989 Throwback Tits
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Priyanka Chopra on Set Making Out with a Dude
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Dua Lipa in Tight Pants
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Rachel Stevens LIVES!
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Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Top
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Bella Hadid in NYC
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girls Being Girls!!
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Strap On Time
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Lucy Aragon Leaked Nudes!
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Crazy Bitch Fighting with Kids!
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Grandma Loves Strippers….
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Hot Reddit Amateur!
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Sucking Her Own Tit
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Blonde Takes Off Clothes Slow
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Laura Muller Nude,…
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Finger Bang from Right Angle
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Milf!
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Underwater Fuck
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Bush Girl Rubbing Pussy!
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Naked in Public….
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Pee Fetish Video
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Hot Blonde Moisturizing….
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Wrecked Hole of the Day
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Worst Birthday / Chanukah Candle
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Alien Clit Sucker
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First Stripper Worst Stripper!
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Dildo Mess
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Pussy Pass Denied
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Fucking Door Dash…Literally
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Amateur Tight Body
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CUP in Ass
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18 year old french girl
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Fingers!
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Sluts being Sluts!
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2020

17

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Old Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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This is a “Guess How Old The Ass” is challenge, that I guess I gave away by saying who it is….but decided I hate games and we don’t do that kind of thing here…she’s 39 and you can tell by the way her ass is crying, but she’s skinny and that goes far enough for me, even if she’s never been more than average to me…even at her prime…but more 39 year olds should look like this as they melt…as women do..

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2020

17

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thong Thursday is the most wonderful day of the week……Holiday Season and every season….because the asshole unifies us as a species and in the woke, annoying, celebrate mental illness, genderless world…we need that unifier to know what to fuck…plus the younger ones are all about the asshole…since we all have assholes…

The thong is the gateway to the full asshole pic…for the shy ones I guess,…or the ones who want to charge you to see the full asshole….it’s the clothing item where you can remain clothed while showing your asshole…and that’s important..

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2020

17

Dec

Candice Cameron’s Daughter Natasha Bure in a Tight Dress of the Day

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The nice thing about girls raised Christian is that they usually rebel and become against the church because it’s never cool to be wholesome and moral like your mom….which in Natasha’s case may be challenging since DJ Tanner herself posts pics of her husband feeling up her titties like he’s Bob Saget on the set of Full House…you know with passion and enthusiasm….because being Christian in Hollywood, the place of no soul, chasing money and attention…the morally sound, modest being the hottest, sort of takes a back burner…just ask LeAnn Rimes and other wholesomes who turned slut..

So Natasha Bure, the hot Candice Cameron daughter is clearly posing at this angle in a dress to show off her booty shelf, you know so you know she’s got an ass and I like that kind of attention seeking especially in context of her being raised in the church by an outspoken Jesus freak family…just ask Uncle Kirk.

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2020

17

Dec

Rainey Qualley Nipple Rings of the Day

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I don’t know the difference between the Qualley Sisters, at least not by looking at them, but I do have facial recognition blindness, which I was googling earlier today and think I always had it, and it is a symptom of Autism, so that explains a lot…

I do know that Rainey is the older Macdowell sister who makes hipster music thanks to channeling the same spirits of the Great Smokeys where she was apparently raised, but that I don’t really believe she was actually raised, even if she “went to school there”….but the same musical spirits that Dolly over the Tennessee border got int he hills, this Qualley did too…

She’s also the hotter of the sisters…and she’s got nipple rings or two that she’s showing off in see through shirts which is always a fun thing to do when you have nipple rings I guess…

Her sister was in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood…thanks to nepotism, but I never hate on Nepotism, not because I inherited millions from my deadbeat dad that knocked up my hooker mother, but because life isn’t fair and if people have access they should use said access…which is why I laugh and love these celebrity rich kids….they are an interesting species and a lot of them are out doing the social media thing and winning thanks to their higher quality genetics….

All this to say, looking hot Rainsford.

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2020

17

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are the wonderful hot and tropical vacation that any woman can partake in, any time of year, thanks to tanning beds and spray tans…

People like to see the tanline as a way of highlighting where clothes once were, so they know they are getting the EXCLUSIVE….

I like to use the tanlines to see just how racist a bitch is while partaking in socially acceptable black face…..because despite blackface and a spray tan being virtually the same thing…the spray tan is seen as a beauty industry standard procedure, while black face gets you cancelled….sure some tans are the actual pigment from the sun or machine and I guess going as dark as you can despite brown people facing so much adversity….isn’t seen as black face…but since most tanlines I know are from spray tans, I’ll stick with the racist angle….

Here are some tanlines..

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2020

17

Dec

Daphne Blunt Flashing Ass of the Day

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I’ve written (if you can call it writing) about this Daphne Blunt girl before, where I said that she’s been working in entertainment since she was far too young to be working in entertainment…since I am an Anti-Exploitation of children for the sake of monetary gain and ego boosting of their parents….I think it’s pretty fucking vile and always ends terribly even if those child stars have better lives than any of us…

In being a 22 year old with big tits, I guess part of her social media strategy is posting up naked and half naked pictures of herself and in doing that got the attention of Rihanna who made her one of her underwear ambassadors to push the lingerie out to the mainstream audience..

So I may have barely heard of Daphne, but I’ve seen she’s got big tits she takes pics of in her underwear, so I like this Daphne…you know it’s her time to shine or something…or maybe it’s her just trying to keep up with other young people being sluts on the internet in hopes it will help her legitimate acting career…I don’t know her, we never met or had a sit down over coffee to discuss her hopes and fuckign dreams…I just see her in a bra and that’s enough.

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2020

17

Dec

Lizzo Being Fat of the Day

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I have been consistent in my messaging about fat being disgusting…which is deemed wrong in this moral high ground of the internet we currently live in…the whole anti-CYBERBULLY shit and that whole Body Positivity shit…clearly a media tactic to keep people fat and coddled and whining amongst themselves because they don’t want you fit, healthy or lean…the fit healthy and lean have the energy to realize they are being fucked by the system, while the sick and fat just take it because they like the attention..

Now, I am allowed to make fun of fat people because I am fat…just like gays can use that illegal “F” workd…or Black people can use that “N” word and no one can complain…as fat man married to a fat woman who lives the fat and unhealthy life…I can target these fat models and celebrities and Lizzo the monster types and say “you are fucking disgusting”….because they are fucking disgusting.

It is irresponsible to own your fat, sensationalize and fetishize your fat, monetize your fat, and treat your fat like a novelty item to help you reach the top of your fat life…that will be cut short because of the fat…

I am all for some fat bitch who knows she’s going to die turning herself into some sort of freak for people to laugh at, but they don’t present themselves like that, instead they try to make us reevaluate all we know about FAT and delete it, then support them like fat isn’t a fucking disease that leads to disease.

The LAST thing we should be doing is telling kids it’s cool to be fat, or that fat is hot to anyone besides drunk dudes at 3 am….because they will just get fat, since getting fat is fucking easy…so that they can be mindless, lazy, glued to a screen disgusting people who just consume shit they want you to be….

Diabetes, cancer, heart disease…literally EVERY Disease is higher risk to a fat fuck, even COVID….but instead of dropping weight, she just keeps being vile..

NOW, this video is some body positivity bullshit, because she’s made millions she never thought she’d make and has celebrity she never thought she’d have, fat girls even when fake confident don’t expect to win….

But apparently this is a video to her haters, and not even the FAT SHAMING haters like me, it’s for the people mad at her because she’s trying to be healthy..

IT doesn’t look like she’s healthy, she’s not healthy and she knows she’s as fat and now rich so it’s time to get healthy..

BUT THE FAT CHICKS are revolting…they are mad she’s drinking Green Juices and shit…like they want her to be their fat leader who only eats massive amounts of fried foods because it makes them feel better about their sick selves…

So good for LIZZO in using fat to game the system as she now has chosen to try to live…and fuck you fat fans for trying to bring everyone down into your fat hell you should seriously try to do some sit-ups out of…fuckers…

Stop eating, Start Walking…LIVE…..but instead sit on screen and get mad at someone who is legit about to die for trying to not die…you miserable pigs…

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2020

17

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drop…more like Titty Droop…because the motivator for girls to hop on the Titty Drop trend is that they have big tits and with the obesity rates being at over 50 percent in America, big titties often come with big bellies, not that dudes give a fuck, I mean half the girls they can fuck are obese…the other half are overweight…the skinny chicks our out with better quality dudes…it’s science..

But I don’t discriminate, I mean I do, but I like to discriminate by not discriminating so that you can make your own conclusion that will likely be discriminatory….and really what’s to hate about girls with fat tits finding a community or reason to flash their tits…they are still tits…even if they come with a GUNT….I know many dudes so tit obsessed, they’ll take the “l” for the “w”…if you know what I mean…

Yes, I am using sports references now that I see them being used everywhere….I’m such a trend follower it’s amazing. SUPER FUCKING CURRENT over here.