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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day

Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day

Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day

Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day

Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2020

Dec

Sammi Hanratty Tight Leggings of the Day

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Sammi Hanratty is some low level actress who has really done barely anything of substance, she randomly got cast as a girlfriend on the show Shameless and has ridden than for the last 3-5 years as she hasn’t really secured other work…..she’s got a weird pudgy face that I don’t like…but I have facial recognition blindness, it’s a real condition, and all faces shapeshift, so maybe she’s the hottest looking thing ever, and I just see some doughy or puffy mess….because of my MEDICAL CONDITION…

She has done some slutty things, but this is her in leggings two sizes to big for her little body, I mean the drop crotch effect isn’t supposed to happen unless you’re a dwarf or a kid, I am supposed to see her vagina definition in full…you know able to determine if she’s got an inny or outty…..but instead I just see fabric…it’s a crime..

What is also a crime is that her level of celebrity hasn’t got her selling butthole pics on the internet yet….which means she’s likely from money or has morals, I don’t know but I expect premium nudes….HANRATTY…

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2020

Dec

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wetspot Wednesday was my way of making fun of those weekly featured round-ups other sites do…..you know my parody of it…..but it has become a weekly feature here that inspired all my other daily gallery posts….but I fucking hate it and I think that if I hate it – it must be worthy of posting because other people will hate it too and if you’re like me – you’ll want to see it to remember that you’re not fully desensitized and that wet pussy out of context is just gross..

This is my VAGINA SHAMING moment from someone who has and will eat unwashed prostitute pussy for days but when it’s out of context…it’s just gross…

So I do this in part as a way to filter out the audience that land here not expecting such smut….but I do it it to celebrate the women who think wet spots are hot enough to post to the internet for me to grab and repost…..and I do this because it’s still wet pussy and wet pussy is wonderful…even out of context…

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2020

Dec

Dude Gets Beat for Coughing and Other Videos of the Day

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Pervert Forced to Pose with Hundreds Stolen Bras

Lexus Gets Stolen

Robbers get Taken Out

New Casters Shit Talking Trump on Live TV

Cars Shooting at Each Other

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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96 percent of trolls just want to be acknowledged….but then there’s the authentic trolls who once acknowledged or ignored go deeper and deeper into the troll…I aspire to be the latter because there’s nothing worse than a troll who executes a troll only to backdown when the celebrity they are trolling acknowledges them….with a “omg, I’m sorry, I’ll never do it again”…pussy…that’s your chance to DIG that hole deeper and troll your way into the darkness of the internet….not that I troll anymore, I don’t care for social media…but if I ever go back…I will NEVER be a pussy troll who backs down…and you shouldn’t be either….stay strong.

Here are some morning stepLINKS at 1:30 pm….LOL….that makes me laugh.

Here are some stepLINKS:

Jessi J Looking GOod in that Nude Selfie
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Bella Thorne Getting Hard or High…Same Same.
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Hot Tennis Player and Instagram Model
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Michael J Fox Shut Down a Twitter Troll….with 3 Letters..
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Real Women Get Photoshopped into Cover Model
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What a Dumb Fucking Game
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Tom Cruise Freaking Out over COVID on Set is Funny
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Brave Indian Stunt WOman
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Dance Dance Revolution Master
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Exploding Manhole
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Slide and Dice
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Lana Del Ray is Engaged
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Unfortunate Turn of Events
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Pee Fetish Videos are the Worst…
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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2020

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I do find it weird that BFF girlfriends, the kind of girls who would get those matching necklaces to show the world they were BFFs, maybe they grew up together or they just met and knew from the moment they met they were soul sisters…you know how are girls are…but yeah…I find it weird that that sisterly love they once had as soul sisters is now eating each other out for LOLz or money…because cumming is fun…and if you’re hanging out that’s what people do…right? Sure….the real question is do the dudes of the generation do that too…like are circle jerks, which were always the gayest thing, now something that’ you do because cumming is fun….as someone who kept cumming secretive even when it was in efforts to impregnate the girl I was cumming with…you know so that I would no longer feel alone….plus she was sleeping…and it was on her forehead…you know romance things…you don’t want her to ever know…this girl on girl for fun cuz it’s fun to cum is pretty wild…..that’s what I was trying to get at…

You’re all a bunch of perverts….now links!!

Emma Kenney in a Hot Tub!
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Bulgarian Pop Singer Andrea Watched Her Ex Get KO’d by Anthony Joshua in Person
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Madison Beer in a Hot Bathing Suit Looking Thing
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Sydney Sweeney’s Epic Cleavage
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Brooks Nader in a Bikini
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Guess the Celeb Who Got Naked On Instagram
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Instagram Slut Gets the Shot
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The Artist of the Year is a Twerker
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Jake Paul Attacks Conor McGregor’s Teammate Dillon Danis Then Follows His Smoking Hot Girlfriend
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NFL Cheerleader’s Epic Butt Shot!
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Bella Hadid Doing Fitness in a Sports Bra Looking Hot
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The Hottest Radio Personality in a Sheer Bra!
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A Bunch of Funny Memes
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Hot Social Media Girls!
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Flamethrowing Drone has used against Wasps in China!
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The ELf Reunion is Coming
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Pregnant Slut Shows the Struggles of Pregnancy
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Post Malone Starts a Beer Pong League
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Jake Paul Insults Conor McGregor’s Fiancee Then Follows Her on Instagram
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ATV Fail
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Natalie Alyn Lind in a Bra
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Facial Recognition Camera On Laptop Can Strangely See Through Plastic!
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TikTok Star Sells Childhood Home to Move Family to LA to be the Next Kardashians…..
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Secret Passageway
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Dua Lipa Gets into the Xmas Spirit
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Bear Caught Rummaging Through a Fridge
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Giannis Antetokounmpo is Staying in Milwaukee for $228.2 Million
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Hot Model on Venice Beach
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Dog’s Dramatic Response to Dropping Toy
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These 5 System Of A Down Riffs Played On A Hurdy Gurdy!
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D’Angelo Russell’s Model Girlfriend Laura Ivaniukas is Enjoying Minnesota
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Here’s a Model You’ll Be Happy to See Topless
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Mom Sees Son Playing With Penises In Cyberpunk 2077, Proceeds To Beat Him!
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Malik Beasley Shows Up in Larsa Pippen’s Comment Section
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Untrained Meteorologist’s Report Ends Up As A Fail!
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Djaja Baecke is a Hot Model!
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Very Very Lazy Dog
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Bad Girls Club Star Sarah Oliver Laughs Off Claims That Julio Jones Got Her Pregnant Multiple Times
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Lottie Moss See Through Shirt
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Iris Mittenaere in a Bikini
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Beyonce Hot in Vogue
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Idiot Jumps into Sand!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Renee Zellweger’s in Leggings
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Pregnant Hilary Duff
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Eiza Gonzalez is Shopping
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Kate Mara in Jeans
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Pia Mia Getting Coffee
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Sofia Veragara in JEans
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Kathryn Newton in Some Photoshoot
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Shay Mitchell in Leggings
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FKA Twigs is a Loser Rape Accuser
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Sarah Hyland and her Gay Husband
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Emmy Rossum in a Black Shirt…
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Lottie Moss See Through SHirt
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Maria Sharapova’s Hot Bikini Shoot
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Karlie Kloss in Jeans
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Alessandra Ambrosio at Some Store
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Chrishell Stause and Heather Rae Young in Slutty Wedding Dresses
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girls Being Girls!!
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When Life Gives You Lemons
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Mom’s Secret Recipe
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Rate This Masturbator’s Body
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Dildo in the Shower
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16 people Having a Shittier Day Than You
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British Model’s TOpless Pics!
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Dildo in the Vag
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Scumbag of the Week
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A Whole Lot of Booty
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Idiot Jumps into a Sand Pitt
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Squirter
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Mirror Selfie
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Crackhead Shit
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Three Girls 1 Toilet
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Public Dick Sucker
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Airplane Bathroom Masturbator
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The Sound of Love
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Reddit Amateur
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Wardrobe Malfunction
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TikTok vs Reality
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Party Turns into a Blowbang
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Masturbating Chick
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Dylan Vox in the Gym – Naked
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Christmas Fisting
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Big Booty Shpopping
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Pool Tricks
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Inked Girl with Crazy Body
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Picnic Blanket
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Girl Diddles Herself in the Bathroom
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Redheaded Gets Dildoed…
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Amateur Gets her Pussy Eaten in Public
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Sluts being Sluts!
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2020

Dec

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Bieber’s Pussy Definition Battle of the Day

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As useless and vile as I think the Kardashians and their spinoff family member are, I will say that Kendall Jenner in leggings far outweighs her groupie fuck Hailey Beiber, who had to marry a pop star she groupied on, under the guise of “religion” to actually matter in the world….because doing it solo, through hanging with the Jenners and the Hadids didn’t get her famous or clout or even that many campaigns….I am sure some fell onto her lap and I am sure she feels like she’s super important but at her core she knows she’s just a rich kid mooch…entitled and mooching…who has been lucky enough to let Bieber use and abuse her knowing she’d never leave him because she’s a mooch…

While Kendall is just part of a family of marketers and direct sales champs who may represent all that is wrong with the world or society but are cashing in while doing that…so if anything they act as a beacon of “This is what is wrong with the system”…almost like they are myth busters letting us all know….a shitty rich family can become billionaires a few times over all thanks to the internet that is fiilled with idiots…so she’s just sort of an ambassador of all that we hate…while at least looking like she’s an actual model…with those long thin legs…

So clearly Kendall wins this PUSSY DEFINITION battle, because pussy definition is the new cleavage…and these are the influencers paving the way for young idiots to follow their influencing lead….

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2020

Dec

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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The Ratio is a scientific, proven in various labs that involve dudes jacking off to various pics of girls, or at least getting their dicks strapped into a device to see what body shapes resonate most with their dicks…and as it turns out…it’s someone with a smaller waist than hips…despite all the square and fat chicks out there with no ratio to cry about and beg for inclusivity only for the media to hop on board and validate their bullshit despite science telling a very different story…

I believe in science…and here are a bunch of girls claiming to have ratio..

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2020

Dec

Dakota Fanning Sports Bra of the Day

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Dakota Fanning still creeps me the fuck out.

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2020

Dec

Georgia Gibbs Bikini of the Day

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Georgia Gibbs is some Australian model who is in a bikini with her tits out – as Australian models, and really Australian non-models do, because Australian girls are wild, like to have a good time, possibly because they are a society built off criminals being dropped off in exile, forced to find entertainment amongst the Koalas and Kangaroos, creating a culture based on fun…or maybe they’re just sluts….I don’t know, but they look good while doing that whole Australian thing….planting their seed around the world as they travel basically everywhere because everyone knows an Australian no matter where they are from…and that’s fucking weird…how can one culture or country manage to produce that many ambassadors of said country using their swim bodies and silly accents to get ahead….but for whatever reason…they managed to do just that.

ALl this to say, I’ll stare at her bikini tits, it’s her duty as an Australian and mine as someone who wants to fuck Australians…crocodile dundee shit.

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2020

Dec

Miley Cyrus Tit of the Day

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I assume these are old pictures of identity crisis or PUPPET Miley Cyrus who is a trained media manipulator and who does whatever she needs to do to get noticed or attention for her super star career as a super star…She’s Disney Trained and knows what the people want or at least has people on her team that probably have all the trend reports they sit and analyze to figure out the moves to make to take her from Hannah Montana and keep her relevant to the fans they’ve spent millions on building…rather than turning her into some forgotten child star no one gives a fuck about…people outgrow their lame ass idols especially when they are from Hannah Montana…so for whatever reason, they did the edgy tumblr girl thing, the celebrating nudity, paving the way for non porn chicks to get naked….and eventually become porn chicks….without even noticing that after the cash grab, Miley got married, became wholeseome, did some country album no one bothered with before coming back to the nudity thing for her most recent album…it’s all nonsense, but nonsense is easier to deal with when there’s tittie! So here’s some Miley Titties, Disney Bred Titties…..TITTIES trying to manipulate your fucking minds…

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