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2020

14

Dec

Josie Canseco Gone Wild of the Day

Josie Canseco’s is killing it in Cabo….where she decided to flash her awesome tits like she was her mom back when she met her dad after hours at a hooters where she worked…

I think Josie Canseco is one of the hotter of the celebrity rich kids turned internet sensations, even if she’s got a lot of shit in her face that was likely unnecessary….

I don’t know if those tits are real tits or fake tits, but does it really fucking matter, she’s hot and trashy and rich as shit….raised rich as shit…being awesome…good contribution to the internet today…making it a better place…living like she doesn’t have a care in the world which is how we should all live even if we don’t have a very rich pro athlete dad and a trust fund….which is a fetish of mine…I love all these rich, spoiled, entitled, LA based idiots with too much money living awesome lives….for the gram because why not…it’s pretty amazing stuff.

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2020

14

Dec

Bella Thorne vs her Mom Lingerie Battle of the Day

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Bella Thorne…

vs Her Mom….

It’s the lingerie battle that stays in the family….the way it is meant to be…if you’re from the backwoods or I guess Florida where these two come from….

This reminds me of a daytime stripper I used to get lapdances from at shift change when her daughter who I used to get lapdances from came in to work the night shift, you know following mom’s footsteps because it’s been good to their family…that whole stripper thing…giving me a mom/daughter fetish early on in life….and I’ve met three to four dudes who fucked their wive’s or girlfriend’s mom and that blew my fucking mind….

Anyway, the whole OnlyFans thing is really just an extension of social media egos, so someone who thought every one of her kids was worthy of being a Disney kid, so she drove to LA to make it happen, and made it happen…probably on very little money….

You know a narcissist who will win at all causes…who likely did her fair share of fucking the right people to help get her dreams to come true ..and who has monster tits that need to be put to use by being told they are hot by weirdos throwing money at her like she was still working the streets or stripclubs….

So the Bella Thorne being on OnlyFans is just a family thing, apple falling not too far from the tree, following the leader because that is her mom selling pics of her big fucking tits…you know some family’s sing Christmas carols at Christmas, other’s produce low level porn….and I don’t think anyone’s ever thought Bella Thorne wasn’t trashy or raised by a whore…she has that energy and it’s good energy that makes them all rich and everyone knows all that matters is being rich…

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2020

14

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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There’s some viral story how NY POST slut shamed a nurse or paramedic or medical worker in these dark COVID times where they are suddenly seen and treated like heros….you can read the story HERE if you care…

I’m more into looking at other slutty nurses and medical workers of the internet posting their smut for attention or to subsidize their income with a whole new revenue stream…because getting naked on the internet offers that dopamine release that can cure depression from all the pandemic stress…or at least make you cum….you know what I mean…people are weird and do weird things like get naked on the internet for money, or free, because they like all eyes on them, or money, or both….because they were giving it away for free to begin with to every tinder match they didn’t trust or vet…if you know what I mean…

So there are countless girls in scrubs getting naked for a variety of reasons…who we don’t need to slut shame, they do that themselves by their actions, and why would they see being called a slut while being a slut as something shamefull…we’re just saying what they are doing..why are they OPINION shaming because critics exist in this world…they are needed…like sluts….

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2020

14

Dec

Halle Berry Pussy Lip of the Day

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When I first saw this pic, I thought it was Halle Berry pantsless showing her bush like an empowered feminist showing off her bush during the quarantine…it’s a thing that I endorse and think is fantastic because I’m an activist when it comes to bush. I have forever told every girl I can since the dawn of time and there’s likely a paper trail on this site about the importance of bush….from health reasons to aesthtics…I’ve called it the fashion accessory to the pussy…to give it personality…to make it their own…

As it turns out, it’s just the fat outter lip of her pussy sticking out of her one size too small panties…but since it’s Halle Berry, the whitest black girl to ever appropriate her ethnic background, doing blackface harder than Al Jolston did only no one noticed because her dad was black, even though the first black person she met was in her 20s….thanks to being raised white as shit…perfect for the white execs to hire her thanks to being racists….but still dark skinned enough to inspire other black girls out there to do bigger things…all of which made her iconic, but her tits had a lot to do with that, I mean I remember that Monsterball sex scene just writing this and I don’t remember anything so it must have been impactful….

Speaking of impact, here’s that mom lip that’s been fucked quite a lot by my calculations…

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2020

14

Dec

Francia Raisa Bikini of the Day

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Francia Raisa is so funny because she gave up her Kidney to Selena Gomez for Clout, or because she thought she’d get somewhere bigger having been the girl to save Selena’s life, but it didn’t really pan out that way…I think Selena Gomez called security on her in the hospital room and never spoke to her again after getting said Kidney….but maybe their falling out was more drawn out…because celebrities are horrible people who do horrible things for their horrible self serving selves….even this Francia’s act of kindness was strategic to get more hype…

Insteaad, she’s now one Kidney short of a full set, clearly the kidney she needed to flush the fat out of her, because these midget legs are thick…

I actually kind of like it…in part because she’s willing to give up a kidney for Selena Gomez friendship that only happened after a casting call for a Kidney match…but also because it backfired on her so she’s gotta go back to the drawing board with the bikini pics or bikini walk… even though she looks like she’s going to the midget toss….as the midget being tossed…

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2020

14

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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I don’t know why MONDAYS are for MOMs around here? I do MILKY TIT MONDAY and MILF MONDAY every monday….when the whole reason I started this site was because as a stepfather, the whole MOM thing is more of a punishment or curse than a blessing….because as a stepfather you have to deal with the same fucking bullshit an actual dad deals with…KIDS…without the benefit of them being genetically yours so that they feel some sense of loyalty to you…so you’re just this outsider asshole in your own damn house…and the bitch you’re with has the sloppy tits and stomach and pussy of a mom…without having brought your kid out there to the world…but rather some other dude’s accident that you have to keep cleaning up year after year…after year…some other man’s trash is someone else’s trash than you remember was someone else’s trash after being forced to fist her to feel both sides of her pussy at the same time…

You get what I am saying…and that is that the MILF fetish should be no one’s fetish but since it is…it gives mom’s hope that they still have sex appeal…I mean clearly they are sluts…they brought life in the world from getting cummed inside…

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2020

14

Dec

Phoebe Tonkin Titties of the Day

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Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actress who is dancing with her bra out because girls are attention seeking sluts even when they already have 6.3 million followers, but that’s never enough for these celebrities, because all they need as much attention as possible to be hireable and to matter and I guess to feel like their efforts are headed in the right direction since Social Media is Life…even if it’s just one giant bullshit ad with idiots crying for attention..

I don’t know anything Phoebe Tonkin has been in, I just know that she’s dating or married to Brie Larson’s ex boyfriend so I am sure we likely could bond on hating that busted up using pile of trash who’s best act is pretending to be a fucking celebrity….fuck Brie Larsen…while wanting to fuck Phoebe Tonkin, she’s better.

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2020

14

Dec

Rowan Blanchard Racy of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is some child star who was on Girl Meets World, which was some spinoff of Boy Meets World that really only had minor impact on the world and that minor impact was a sudden interest in Maitland Ward that evolved into her being a top porn chick at 45….after years of irrelevance…after the first Boy Meets World…..it gave her new life….

So this one’s some sold by her parents to an industry that obviously ate her up and spat her out forcing her to find substance like so many other girls on the internet through being a naked, queer, hipster lesbian…it’s mainstream, its basic…but we still get to see them being all outrageous…and the reality is that this content is better than promo or paparazzi pics…the insternet porny selfie from a working actress in some kind of identity crisis on some Rumspringa where she’s becoming EDGY to break free from Disney….it’s pretty lame but the end result is favorable to all of us…so keep it up…

She pushes that she’s the first QUEER Disney star, which I find very HARD to believe, even Miley Cyrus would likely be defined as QUEER, but like all people trying to be edgy doing things that have been done on the internet for years, in all their self involved glory, it must feel like she’s breaking boundaries or the rules and thus this iconic personality….when really she’s just doing shit that’s been done…but we’ll let her think she’s pushing the limits and living her best queer life now that she’s into girls like all other girls…but it’s nonsense….nonsense that gets them flashing….for feminism…down with the patriarchy with things for the patriarchy to stare at and jerk off to if you’re into that kind of thing…the world’s pretty slutty…

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2020

14

Dec

Sienna Miller Nude Scene of the Day

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This is a Sienna Miller nude scene that’s circulating, I have no idea what it is from, but it is likely a new addition to the Sienna Miller archive, the older and wiser titty flash for all the people into the Sienna Miller machine…

The scene seems to involve pussy eating, for people not scared of getting cold sores assuming that she’s rich and fancy and her pussy doesn’t smell like feces, but at the same time, a lot of rich and fancy bitches know people will fuck them under any and all circumstances so they don’t bother doing anything about that bacterial infection fishy smell…then there’s the whole room catching on fire thanks to the candles they lit to set the mood for their sex, I mean if you’re going to fuck Sienna Miller, you might as well make an expeerience of it…you know put that effort you would never put into your sloppy old wife…

Funny enough, I’ve been a Sienna Miller fan since her inception, I thought she was a hot UK mess who some how failed into being an actual celebrity and in becoming an actual celebrity….she used getting naked in all her movies as an angle to secure her worth….because she never seemed like an actual actor…just someone who happened to be on set one day because she was fucking the director after meeting him in a bar one night…and who decided to throw her in the scene, pussy out….because they needed someone willing to put her pussy out there in the movie and he knew first had she was about that life…

Even funnier, I know nothing about the Sienna Miller origin story, after years of actually liking her, I couldn’t even name one of the movies she gets naked in or why I like her…maybe dementia, maybe alocholism, maybe she wasn’t that good…I don’t know….but she’s back…which is a big deal if you noticed she was gone….

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2020

14

Dec

Zoey Deutch Topless of the Day

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I don’t know what this ZOEY DUTCH picture is for, but an ass in a full back panty, because I still see the value in a full back panty, as you have probably figured out with my weekly FULL BACK PANTY post that you likely don’t actually know exists because you don’t actually care about what I have to say, but instead are only here because you googled Zoey Dutch in full back panties, or maybe you are ZOEY DUTCH just googling yourself to see what’s going on in your quest of celebrity, I mean what else is there to do but google yourself and brunch…I mean she’s a rich kid…they do rich kid shit..

That said, I don’t mind her in at least one TV show or movie I’ve seen her in, so that makes staring at her Lea Thompson created ass, yes this bitch has crawled out of the mom from Back to the Future’s pussy at least ONCE…which makes jerking off to her more interesting, I mean it’s also the only reason she’s getting jobs, so why shouldn’t it be the reason you jack off to her when she posts booty clickbait.

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