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2020

Dec

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

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Oops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..

So the first instalment of weekend updates on a Monday is: Swimsuit Saturday because girls in swimsuits, despite being girls who get naked, but figure a swimsuit is less lewd, nude or desperate, when we all know it was the gateway outfit for girls on social media to realize how doing anything in a bikini is better…at least for likes and follows…because even at a local micro level a bitch posting her bikini pics at any age gets her real life network and neighbors jerking off…it’s a fact…which is why swimsuit pics are slutty and my friend…

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2020

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The aliens who created covid want to know everything you spend! Shut down small business, focus on big evil corporations we all will be forced to work for, until there is one company that owns all the other companies….because I am pretty sure they are trying to cancel cash money….it’s so dirty…with all that COVID…wash your money and not with your whore pussy like you used to mom…

Not that I care…but we can all go into the last weekend before Christmas thinking of all the gifts we will order on the internet for our loved ones we can’t see…knowing there is a vaccine to take the survival rate of 99.7% to 99.8%….

Eliminate Cash..and have VISA and MASTERCARD accept payments for sex, like the PIMP that they are….bitch slapping us with those high interest rates…because my wife just farted some nacho smelling fart and it makes me want to have butt sex…as farts tend to do….

If you are out there picking up any online dating girlfriends be sure to use this line as a pick-up line..after you fart….say “does my fart make you want anal sex, because it makes me want to have anal sex”..but it only works when you first meet, under 5 minutes in…otherwise it is too late…

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Christina Aguiler 40 Turned and Showed Some Booty!
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Odell Beckham Jr’s Girlfriend Checks In From a Hot Springs in a Bikini
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Christina Milian Pregnant in Bikini
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This Christmas – The Stripper Tree
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Kim Garner Hot in a Bikini
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Olivia Munn – Booty in Bike Shorts!
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Girl Falls on the Slack Line…
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Miley Cyrus in some Cheerleader Garb
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Czech Tennis Player Monica Kilnarova is Worth a Look
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Vanderbilt Kicker in a Bikini
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Rihanna Got Caught on Surveillance Camera
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Bela Hadid Topless in a Photoshoot
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Gillian Anderson is Single
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Melissa Carone Gets Remixed By WTFBrahh!
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Nurse Ends Up Collapsing On Live TV After Receiving COVID-19 Vaccine!
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Birthday Celebration Fail
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Lady Gaga Shows Some Cleavage
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What is French for Karen? This Lady Needs a Title.
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Tiffani Thiessen Talks About Being Everyone’s Crush
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Hot TikTok Girl Rolling Around in the Snow
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Tom Cruise Dating his Costar Hayley Atwell after his On Set Freakout
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Treena, The Dog Destroys The Christmas Tree!
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Why Mantises Are One Of The Most Feared Insects Ever!
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Dude VS Snowman…
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NFL Honors Man Who Shot at Police Following a Chase
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Rapper French Montana Has a Crazy House
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Fast Food Worker Fills Plate Up For Guy Up To The Brim!
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AK-47 Gets Messed Up And Gets Stuck In Full Auto!
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Quarantine Fun!
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Did Mike Zimmer’s Girlfriend Post a Picture of Herself in His Vikings Hoodie?
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This Might Happen if we Nuke the Moon
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George Clooney on Pranks He’s Pulled on Other A-Listers on Set
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Wrong Uber Passenger Gets Up On Car, Let The Laughs Start!
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Electrician Fail…
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Blake Griffin Ragdolled a Wizards Player Then Laughed in His Face
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Hot Nude Model in Black and White
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Quadruple Amputee Kills it on Call of Duty
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Bebe Rexha in a Hot Bunny Costume
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Raiders WR Hunter Renfrow Got Knocked Out Cold by a Brutal Helmet-to-Helmet Hit
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Hot Nude Ginger Model
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Maria Sharapova is Engaged!
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In Bed with Rebecca Black Since it is Friday
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The Best Bush Scenes of 2020
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Josie Canseco’s Bikini Flash
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Lily-Rose Depp in Jeans…
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Selena Gomez in Billboard Magazine
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Photoshoot
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Kate Hudson Filming on Set…
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Pregnant Emma Roberts Ready to Drop
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Ariel Winter Pussy in Pants
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Sarah Michelle Gellar doing Groceries
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Hunter King & Molly Quinn
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Naked Celebs in Movies….
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Dress
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Girls Being Girls!!
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Grippy Lips
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore!
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Big Tit Reveal
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Another Big Titty Reveal
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Deepthroat World Record
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26 People Having a Shittier Day than You
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Girl Getting Off on the Floor
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Hot Amateur Babe in Action…
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Granny and her Stripper
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Liz Berkeley Pussy Flasher!
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MILF Titties
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Mature Mormon Amateur Wife Pisses on Hubby
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Animals Hate Us!
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Oiling that Ass
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Risky Blowjob
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Hot Girl Riding a Pillow
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Creative Pussy Eating!
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Slutty Secretaries
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Holly Wolf Hot in the Shower
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2020

Dec

Alexandra Daddario Nipples for Youtube of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario, who hast the big tits you all fell for in True Detective, when her name officially got put on the map, because she’s in her 30s and has been doing the acting things, thanks to having rich and connected parents who funded her move to LA to follow her shitty dreams…

She’s been in nothing of substance, she actually sucks at acting, but big tits have a way of getting girls thinking they are more important than they are. Just ask EmRata..or RAT COW as I’ve named her and seen other sites refer to her because I got influence….I’m an influencer…

I don’t know what this is for, youtube apparently, I mean all these whores need social media to stay relevant and keep getting those jobs, why would anyone cast and pay a bitch 1,000,000 dollars or more for a movie if she doesn’t have millions of followers to promote said movie to….so social media is now life…even though I hate it…

I just know that there’s a potential nip slip, which is nice, because if you’re only known for your tits, you best be showcasing those tits at all times for fear people will forget you have tits and thus forget about you…so don’t let us forget rich kid with a dream…if anything the tits are the only reason you exist…so keep it up girl..

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2020

Dec

Iris Law Hard Nipples of the Day

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Iris Law is Jude Law’s daughter doing that whole hard nipple thing on social media to really maximize the access and exposure she has in the media thanks to being Jude Law’s daughter…

I have no idea if Jude Law has ever met Iris Law, she may have been a drunken cum shot that happened one night while filming a movie, you know thanks to opportunistic women, from cocktail waitresses to that porn chick Drake knocked up….babies of rich and famous people get made…oftentimes without the rich guy’s consent…but there’s no hashtag for that…even when the girl flips the condom inside out, not that these people use condoms, if they did, Hollywood wouldn’t be a herpes outbreak at all times…thanks Valtrex for not making the industry go into lockdown like this pandemic…even though herpes may have a higher death rate than COVID…

Either way….she’s got nipples, is hot…and has a famous dad, which means she’s VERY important.

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2020

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…but On/Offs aren’t just for Christmas, if anything there’s only a few Christmas themed On/Offs because I guess these bitches who want you to see them clothed and unclothed in the same picture lack the HOLIDAY spirit, even though I am sure a bunch of them are begging their fans to send them money for their hard work selling nude selfies…since it is the season of giving, but I don’t fuck with any of that…I am a FREE PORN kind of guy…I don’t think the capitalist approach to porn is one I am interested in…and I’ve never paid for porn, not even in the DVD era, I mean I may have rented porn a few times in the 90s, but that’s hardly paying for porn…

I also don’t consider sex work to be a real work, even if EVERYONE is on it cuz it is trendy….I think all these girls are chasing likes and follows and thus SHOULD be giving that content away from FREE, like they have since the inception of social media…where girls got rich as fuck just being sluts for free…make the corporations pay them, not the loser end consumer trying to jack off…

But I will say, in trying to build up their fanbase to sell shit like their dirty panties to, they do some creative enough shit, even if it’s not that creative to partake in a trending challenge 1000s of girls do, some daily…it’s creative enough because I want to see the clothed version vs the naked version….which is why On/Offs are so great…

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2020

Dec

Ariana Grande Lingerie of the Day

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Ariana Grande is in what I’ll assume is some Christmas themed lingerie, because the young child star turned singing sensation that triggers terrorist attacks that gets her fans killed because she sucks so much….she also triggers boyfriends to kill themselves through drug overdoses…RIP Mac Miller…and she also triggers drowning deaths of Glee Star Naya Rivera who she stole rapper Big Sean from…causing Trauma…then there’s the whole American donut shop scandal she apologized for so it went away…where she licked a donut and called American’s disgusting despite America giving her that life she’s got….all while being a midget who rocks the tightest pony tail in town..

I know people want to fuck her and her mini body in heels, so here she is…doing demon shit since she’s the devil…

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2020

Dec

Dead from a Butt Lift – Only Fans Girl Joselyn Cano’s Nudes of the Day

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Earlier today I wrote some shit about this Joselyn Cano “influencer’ who was actually just another mangled pig with a fake ass, and basically fake everything, that for whatever reason people think is hot…

She was an OnlyFans girl who they pretended was the Mexican Kim K, only unlike Kim K, she wasn’t doing billion dollar brand deals, but instead was selling pics of her fake ass…in self produced content…so the only thing they really had in common was the fake ass.

Anyway, she died getting surgery, plastic surgery, because girls are fucking idiots who jack themselves up for instagram clout and they look like fucking garbage doing it…but since it is addictive…keep doing it…which is why everyone under the age of 30 look like a variation of this DEAD muppet..

She died for her CAUSE…getting more surgery…and that alone should be a warning to all you idiots that this LOOKS awful…it’s dumb…just be your ugly flat assed fat self…because this muppet shit is vile looking, but vile at its core, because anyone doing this to themselves is a horrible, useless, vapid, superfiial monster, who is insecure and thinks bad surgery makes them hot…even though it’s ugly and just amplifies how ugly a fucking person…which lucky for us is the majority of people…

The best thing about Joselyn Cano is that they live streamed her funeral and they are still uploading her only fans…why give up on that money if it is there and there’s a backlog of it…

WEIRD world out there, ugly girls so insecure that they try to be hot and still look uglier, just clown like ugly, and they die as they try to get hotter…idiotic really.

Based on these picture, it looks like her pussy was murdered years ago…that shit is dead, came back to life on some zombie shit, only to be dead again…all because of a Brazilian Butt Lift in Colombia…fucking loser.

Here’s the live stream of her FUNERAL…idiots amongst us..

This should be a viral stunt, but I think it’s real…she nasty…

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2020

Dec

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Every week I say the same thing about FULL BACK PANTIES….because I am a FULL BACK PANTY activist….you know thanks to FEMINISM…and an interest in staring at fabric used to catch pussy drippings like it was a roast and you were to make a Christmas gravy out of it….

I think all panties are created equally and I don’t need thongs, or g-strings, which I actually hate, I’ve always hated the way a g-string makes an ass look….to make me think a fat ass is more worthy of being jacked off to..

As a feminist who supports all panties, because FULL BACK PANTIES ARE PANTIES TOO…I like to empower the fullback panty selfies and the women in them…because posting panty pics is still fun content for us perverts to stare at…

So don’t just think FULL BACK PANTIES are for periods…because they are for everyday…and yes there’s not much ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG since they aren’t THONGS…but it’s nice to MIX it up.

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2020

Dec

Jojo Christmas Side Boob of the Day

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Jojo had what I would call her breakout year, at least in terms of masturbation purposes, because we discovered that the child star who wasn’t hot as a child star to anyone unless they were only in it because she was underage as those dudes exist you’re probably one of them….

But yeah, she came back a few years ago on instagram, but it wasn’t until this year that she decided to be like other girls on instagram and showcase her big tits…

So from a titty flash “wardrobe malfunction”….that was staged for attention in an IG LIVE and that went viral, to all of a sudden being this white trash from New Hampshire or some shit, who had an otherwise “whatever’ body was born…it’s basically the BABY JESUS STORY but with tits…

Since then, she’s landed a campaign promoting Rihanna’s lingerie and her tits, because she’s got tits…and like any other smart clickbaiter, she’s got a Xmas album now…an easy thing to do…because EVERYONE loves Christmas nd the best way to promote it is with those tits..

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2020

Dec

Jane Soul Shakes Ass of the Day

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Jane Soul is a Miami based twerker from Russia…..or a Russian-Like country….you know those interchangeable Eastern European babes that do a better job on instagram than those who weren’t raised by parents who lived through communism….communism that I like to think killed off all the uglies because there quality of Russian models is fucking high…they really performance enhanced that shit better than they did with their Olympic teams…but then again, maybe getting paid more than a Doctor back home for twerking is enough of a motivator for the hottest girls of Russia to go down that career path…I don’t know, I’m not a Russian Guidance Counsellor telling these girls how to live their lives…I just consume their content and like it…

Apparently, she tried to get famous from singing and was laughed off an American Idol audition where she went back to the drawing board and realized she could just shake her ass on the interent and get paid….so she sells these epic twerk videos to her audience into twerking…you know for it’s artistic merit…and you gotta support good art when you find it…

This was posted to her instagram where you can see what a twerker, famous for twerking, ass looks like..

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