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2020

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the Christmas season and whining about COVID lockdowns and other things is a waste of fucking time, who really cares whether the government wants us locked inside to feed up propaganda, without our traditional Christmas because they think Covid is that bad, or that good…or because they know something bigger is coming…like the actual apocalypse and this is a way to prep for that…

The reality is that life is better for most people, they don’t have to see peoople they don’t want to see, they can narrow their suffocating social circle and have a great excuse, they can work their minimal capacity that they did at the office, only without pretending to work, they can be lazy fucks who just stream content all night and day….in the comfort of their own home…I mean this is how celebrities live…I mean not in 500 square foot basement apartments with a mold problem…but the lifestyle man…we’re living large in isolation hiding inside from mean viruses that hate grandparents….

So Christmas is either cancelled or illegal, but that’s not a bad thing, you can celebrate it alone in your underwear the way you’d rather spend it and anyone who pretends to actually want to see friends and family during these times is either a liar or a freak…

I mean it is the Christmas season, but with no family gatherings, the Christmas spirit may be bleak in your soul or household, especially knowing your favorite uncle can’t climb into bed with you on Christmas eve after 1 too many eggnogs to show you his Christmas spirit inside you….you know ike he’s done every year for the last 20 years….because Christmas is for molestations….from creepy uncles…and other perverts…

Now Here are some stepLINKS..or what I call PRE-POO…

Kristin Cavallari Takes a Skimpy Bikini Stroll on the Beach
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Vanessa Hudgens Brings Us Backstage!
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Isabella Fonte Has Found Her Calling!
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Asian Girl Shows Off her Demin Chaps
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Tennis Player and Fashion Freak Molly Helgesson is Worth a Look
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Jessica Alba is the Object of Women’s Health!
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Olivia Culpo’s Sister Sophia in Her Bikini!
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Weird Experiment on the car
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IG Model Antje Utgaard and Her Basketball
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Gal Gadot Puts on a Leg Show
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Kai Morris and her Friend iN Tight Pants!
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Car Gets Dropped On The World’s Strongest Trampoline!
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Car forget parking break….
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Zac Efron selling zen bachelor pad
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Dude Wraps a Ladder to Hide the Apple Watch – Xmas Troll
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Neymar is Captivated by the Instagram of Spanish “Temptation Island” Contestant Melodie Penalver
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Maddie Ziegler Goes Insane
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4K Slow Motion Footage Of The Beirut Blast
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What Playing An RPG Game For The First Time Looks Like….
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Kicking Can of Head Fail
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Dwayne Haskins Partied Maskless at a Strip Club After Sunday’s Loss to the Seahawks
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Miley’s Booty in a Thong Hits Number 1
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The Weird History Behind The World’s Most Stolen Painting!
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40 Years Of Empire Celebrated With Behind The Scenes Footage!
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When will Alex Trebeks last episodes air
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22 Clever Movie Details You Never Noticed Before
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Former Teammate of Pacers Guard T.J. McConnell Claims He Has a Small Penis
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Car Driving At High Speed Jumps Over Train Tracks!
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Looking Into The Rare And Expensive Lotus Silk!
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Katy Perry pretended to be Zooey Deschanel to get into clubs
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Chelsea Green Bikini Action!
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Dana White Drags His Huge Balls Across the Media
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Amazing Performance By Street Buskers In Southampton!
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Two Suns Seen Rising In Dubai!
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Some Artistic Nudes
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Paulina Gretzky Wants You to Taste the Rainbow, Kawhi Leonard Talks Free Agency and Dabo CLICK HERE

Girl on the Waterfall
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Charlotte McKinney in Bikini
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Meghan Markle and the Balls She Stole….
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Irina Shayk on the Streets
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Kim Garner in Bikini…
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Hailey Bieber Middriff!
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Ava Sambora with her Dad
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Madison Beer on the Streets,,,
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Ratajkowski in a Bikini Pregnant
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Charlize Theron Looking Rough
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Alicia Silverstone Hikini
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Malin Akerman Getting Gas..
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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Gabriela Lopez is Colorful in Bed!
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Hidden Talent.
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Amateur of the Day
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Jamie Neumann Nude
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Mental Mondays….
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Her Favorite Toy!
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Cooking Eggs…
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34 People Having a Shitty Day
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Eggplant Ejection.
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Real Face of Incest….
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Pee Fetish Fail!
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Attacked by Tits!
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Titty Show Helen!
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No – The Other Leg…
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Car Fucker
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Big Tits Posing…
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Worst Christmas Card Ever.
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Groupie doesn’t care if he films. She just wants dick
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Lana Rain Dildo Show!
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Sluts being Sluts!
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2020

22

Dec

Sydney Sweeney Lingerie of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the first celebrity created by the industry before becoming a half naked in her underwear showing off her tight big titty body in lingerie for money but not in a low level only fans kind of DIY way…but instead from a corporate marketing team level and when you look at her, you know it could have gone either way for her…she could have just as easily become an instagram sugar baby built like this….it would have been easy but instead she started at the top of the food chain…and ultimately still gets half naked so it all works out in the end….since this must be the end.

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2020

22

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I think all that Woke shit is obviously bullshit, that whole body positivity or no body shaming is all bullshit for fat and ugly girls to integrate themselves into the hot girl world, because they want in on the action or because bullying didn’t exist when they were growing up so they don’t know they are garbage…

BUT I do believe in small tits, I am an advocate for small tits, because small tits are people too, or tits too….and all the doors that big tits open have made small tits feel inadequate, yet they are adequate, we don’t need that much tit to get the essence of a tit, and small tits usually look better…

So I support this small titty empowerment movement because I love all tits, not equally…but yeah…small tits matter.

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2020

22

Dec

Victoria Justice Weird Nude of the Day

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Victoria Justice is one of those starlets that has a really creepy fan base because the only thing she’s ever done in terms of acting is some kids show I hope you’ve never seen.

Since people into the celebrity nudity blogs or websites or whatever you call this kind of thing, are typically very weird people who are fans of these celebrities and actually want to fuck these celebrities, despite them all being average as fuck but think they are substantial gifts to the world, all because they are overpaid and praised by people like you….you see you collectively have the power to turn an average girl into someone who forgets she’s average…

Anyway, she hasn’t been on TV in a long time but has that fanbase from TV, so her shit still gets seen and her pervert audience gets her content to jerk off to and her celebrity continues to exist….long after she’s done.

Well, she’s launching some music thing and I guess this is her promo pic where she’s fucking terrible at nudes, but when she realizes being naked or half naked on instagram will put her back on the map she’ll be selling pics of her butthole, so consider this the gateway to that…the first step towards that…

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2020

22

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Swimwear of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel may be a retired Victoria’s Secret model, or maybe she was just replaced by Elsa Hosk when she went on back to back maternity leave from her modeling because of her need to breed…perverts.

She may seem older than she actually is, because she’s been famous for getting half naked for a very long fucking time at this point….but despite those things working against her, coupled with her implant removal, I guess they call explants, or maybe she just lost her tits trying to keep the rest of her skinny… you know mom body things…which is why you don’t have kids until you’re on your last EGG.

Anyway, she’s living in Miami, doing her own bikini line, and surprisingly doesn’t have a vagina that looks like it’s exploded all over the fucking place due to the having kids thing which I think is an accomplishment…

Either way, I am a big fan of white swimsuits when they are wet and her ass looks good. So Candice isn’t dead yet…she just doesn’t seem to have an asshole…which is too bad.

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2020

22

Dec

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….because I don’t have much to say when it comes to girls posting pics of their hip to waist ratio….or what they think is a waist to hip ratio when it is clearly the wrong ratio….other than that Science has proven that men find the ratio to be a legitimate thing when it comes to a woman’s sexual attraction, so all those bullshitters pushing body positivity and believing all women or whatever, are forgetting the very important thing….that none of that matters without a RATIO…otherwise we are selling ourselves show in acception things that science says is untrue…like why wouldn’t I only go for girls with the ratio if that’s the cream of the crop all you boxy bitches can fuck off…

My other ratio story, and I should save it for next week, but I’ve already said it because how many ratio stories can a motherfucker have….is that I used to ask girls their ratio when I went drining in clubs and even before the whole feminist instagram woke thing…we’re talking 20 years ago…girls would still be offended at that question…calling me some woman objectifier…which I guess I am…but I was only asking for science…

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2020

22

Dec

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

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After all these years, I think I finally know what Alec Baldwin feels…sheer and utter disappointment in Ireland Baldwin…..I thought I knew what Alec Baldwin feels back when I saw Beetlejuice for the first time, but today I actually know what he feels because as a broken down rich kid with a famous dad who famously called her a pig, who was quick to Instagram influencing only to lose her mind and end up in rehab while her shitty cousin who believes in Jesus got famous, married a popstar, became that influence all while Ireland was out getting satanic tattoos….to really prove how many layers to her personality she had and none of those layers were VAPID rich kid….this should be her inserting things in her buuthole..and at Ireland’s heigh of 7 feet tall….that’d be a big butthole…one I’d feel at home with…but no, Ireland wants me homeless.

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2020

22

Dec

Kate Hudson Tight Leggings of the Day

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I will never forgive Kate Hudson for convincing Owen Wilson to kill himself, like that girl in the Documentary who encouraged some loser to kill himself, only instead of giving her manslaughter, give her the electric chair….make Kim Kardashian cry for her forgiveness or pardon or early release….then see all the fake ass, fake lips, trying to be the next Kardashians…..to jump on board forgetting that a man as great as Owen Wilson’s life is more important than Kate Hudsons, and not just because he’s a man…..OHHHHHH I got jokes…

I have a feeling that Kate Hudson, pre-getting cast in parts written for her mom but that her mom was too old for back when she was an actor, fucked a lot of dudes….but surprisingly her pussy doesn’t hang as low as you’d expect…plus she’s a mom too….I mean…maybe its photoshop….or maybe that’s actually her mom ass promoting her billion dollar fitness brand….who cares….she’s just lucky Owen Wilson didn’t go through with it…

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2020

22

Dec

Oana Gregory Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Oana Gregory is a Romanian who is apparently the first Romanian to be on Disney, I have a hard time believing that since Walt used to love to travel…….

Sex tourism wasn’t invented this year you know…

Anyway, she’s behaving like a child star would, especially one from Romania, which could be racist, if Romanians could read, which could also be racist, if Romanians were a race….I actually have nothing against Romanians but when the only thing I know about a girl who has her tits out is that she’s Romanian…it’s the only place to go…I mean I guess I could talk about her tits, but when it comes to Eastern Europeans being half naked on the internet, I prefer to just look at the tits…so do as you like…or as I like…since I’m in charge around here.

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2020

22

Dec

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

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I know that Bella Hadid is some top influencer that pretends that she’s a model because the fashion industry jerks her off into thinking that she is…they are all a bunch of pussy suck up losers chasing clout…

Seriously, what kind of person do you think is drawn to work in the fashion industry, not a very socially conscious person who cares about the environment, since that industry destroys the world…but rather groupie fucks who want to think they are important selling 10 dollars sweatshirts for 1000 dollars to idiots of the internet and in order to do that they need people like Bella Hadid, that has become universally accepted as a model, despite looking like a hard faced foot, because the world is filled with idiot suck up losers….including Bella Hadid…

She’s just a rich kid who could buy her dream working amongst idiots who like the sales she generates with her 40 million followers, but she’s not interesting, she’s not hot, if anything she’s trash….plastic surgery ridden trash…but she’s viral trash and committed to the bullshit lie that she’s a model since everyone believes it, and she so badly wants to believe it, meaning it’s bullshit ontop of bullshit, and I guess that works when the world is basically bullshit too.

If she wanted to do something meaningful, maybe she’s list of plastic surgeries she’s had for girls who look up to her thanks to being ignorant fucks who believe the internet….to know she’s fake as fuck..and what she’s selling people is useless dog shit that doesn’t make you cooler, proven by the fact that she’s not cool…

So how can a loser become an icon that people look up to? From people who look up to people like Bella Hadid being fucking losers…and we definitely have a surplus of losers…I know because I am one….I’m an expert loser..while this loser’s winning.

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