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2020

Dec

Charlotte Lawrence Hard Nipples of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence made a video dedicated to her hard nipple that she pretended was about her dog because you can’t just be out here posting nipple videos, I mean not when you want to be taken seriously as a musical artist…I mean sure you can, they all do, but Charlotte is high profile, her mom was on the Drew Carey show, so she matters more than other girls do…and doesn’t need to do the same low level tactics of hard nipples to get seen….or maybe it’s just convenient that braless titty is the style, so that leaving the house gives perverts boners, but also makes the girls chasing clout or attention seem less desperate…it’s just style man…style I am into because hard nipples allow us to visualize the tit without doing much guesswork and although hard nipples not being hardcore enough to jack off to unless you’re stunted, retarded or weird…it’s still a better way to showcase tit.

The best thing about Charlotte Lawrence i that she’s emailed the site to take down her pics, she’s not a fan….which makes her hard nipples more fun because I like girls who hate me more than girls who don’t…I’m not quite into the penis shaming, or ball busting that other people who like being hated by women level of being into women hating me…but historically…the women who hate me are the hottest….but when all women hate you…it’s probably just a numbers game…you know statistics…where the 1% of girls who don’t hate me have something wrong with them that draws me to the ones who do hate me. It’s all so confusing.

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2020

Dec

Lily Collins Post Anorexia Body of the Day

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Lily Collins is Phil Collins daughter who you’d likely want to cum in her hair tonight, because she’s a famous skinny actress who is actually working. I’ve seen her in some shit, I just don’t remember any of it, mainly because I get drunk and don’t pay attention as everything we are surrounded by is dog shit…from porn to influencers…youtubers to celebrities…social media wokeness…and whining..it’s just all garbage so I prefer staring at walls…

What I will say is that Lily Collins is skinny and thst goes a long way with me because there just aren’t enough skinny bitches out there anymore…it’s a dying size…and that’s unfortunate because fat is disgusting..

She has come out with EATING DISORDERs that I guess she’s over, you know poor little rich kid with a really famous and rich dad that likely ignored her cuz he has other kids, forces her way into acting so that he will finally be proud of her or at least see her on his daily website tour…because you know Phil Collins is reading all the “What’s coming to netflix” stories…when he’s not drumming in Genesis or for his own 80s iconic sound..

I like to hope girls with eating disorders never get over them, because the idea of them getting fat is the real tragedy…not dying to be skinny..anyway, she’s skinny and I respect that.

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2020

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Workout Wednesday is supposed to be slutty girls being slutty in the GYM, but I guess with COVID and Gyms closed, these girls are more about the post workout body they’ve been building, because girls after their workouts are statistically horny and ready to cum, maybe the hormones, all jacked on testosterone, or maybe they just feel good with their muscle swole, I don’t fucking know, I don’t do that whole fitness thing…but I appreciate girls who do, because a fit life is a better life, but also better for us to look at, which is really what it’s all about in this superficial world…the fat and the soft are far less appealing than those who try to be fit, and sure not all these “workout girls” are at their prime, but at least they are trying instead of eating cake and cookies saying shit like “Don’t tell me I’m not healthy because I am fat, only my doctor knows that”….or whatever other body positivity LIE they push on us…fuckers.

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2020

Dec

Phoebe Combes Corona Time of the Day

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Phoebe Combes is some Australian model who you’ve never heard of, but who has 140k followers on instagram which is basically the equivalent of zero, but she occasionally posts some bathing suit, or sleazy content, I guess you have to if you want to stay relevant in this era of girls as hot as her choosing the “sell pics of my butthole” approach to content production, it’s an easier hustle…and really even with 140k folloers the chances of this bitch becoming anything substantial, like a household name is pretty fucking low….I would bet that she won’t actually make it too much further than where’s she at right now, but that’s just based on her not selling pics of her butthole….that could all change when she finally decides to sell pics of her butthole, but we’re not there yet, I guess.

Where we are at is a one piece, when she’s got a body for a 2 piece, doing a CORONA joke, because it wasn’t overdone back in March when all this happened…”CORONA TIME” we know the fucking joke already….and the joke is really the virus in and of itself as far as I am concerned….and not so much the name…but I’m the kind of guy setting the groundwork to be “Anti covid activist dies of covid”. for the world to laugh at me…you know…because I started this out as a comedy site, but no one gets my jokes, so might as well finally make people laugh…

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2020

Dec

Bob Sinclair and Girlfriend Nude at the Beach of the Day

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Do you feel the love generation? Here’s some Bob Sinclair who has won at life with his eurotrash dance music that has probably made him 100s of millions of dollars and allowed him to live the rockstar life around the world…all because he makes hit dance songs and clubs like overpaying DJs….

Well, he’s doing the whole nudist thing with his girlfriend who has what looks like some fake tits and a pussy rash, but that I still appreciate because if you’re going to go for a swim it might as well be nude….the whole bathing suit thing takes away from me staring at labia….so follow the EURO dreams….so do as the Europeans….

He’s from France, where sex is seen in a better way than in America, even the French girls here, who are distant relatives of the French from France have ANAL on the first date that’s not a date….they call it JOIE DE VIVRE…and I agree…eat well, drink, fuck, get naked at the beach….for people like me to stare at the tits….since bathing suits in France are typically just bottoms…hence all the French movies I used to jack off to when porn wasn’t readily available…

Bob Sinclair at 51, has been making music since the 80s and has won a few times over so a little “LOOK AT MY DICK” and “THE PUSSY I FUCK”…is all part of the “I fucking win” attitude we should all have if we weren’t such losers..

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2020

Dec

Whitney Cummings Tit Cream of the Day

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I have never been into Whitney Cummings…and not even because I don’t think women comics are funny, I know a lot of funny girls who make me laugh….I just think all comics are fucking losers, contrived bullshit losers, saying the same jokes over and over….whether they win at life or not…

Stand up comedy is really lame….and laughing is overrated…and making retards laugh with basic observations is hardly a skill to have…you see people are idiots and making them laugh is easy…

That said, I also don’t think getting famous from Comedy as a chick doing Comedy is that big of an accomplishment, I am sure Whitney Cummings probably thinks it is, but if you’re a DJ whore at the hottest clubs in VEGAS, you may become a Halsey pop star topping charts…like if you’re a comedy club whore who spends every night of the week at the comedy club amongst loser comics…you’re bound to get opportunities…if that comedy club is in LA…she was just smart enough to be into comedy or to manipulate comics with her tits to get where she wants to go..

She’s now rich as shit because she’s sold a series of hit TV shows, so it all worked out fo her….but I guess still appreciates male attnetion like she did at the Comedy clubs when she was starting out…because she’s posting these weird nudes of her getting some cosmetic procedure to stay as hot as she can…since she played that whole hot chick card…but if she was serious about being hot, she’d probably drop the blue lesbian hair….looks like she’s going to a BLM protest or some other WOKE shit as those genderless weirdos are the only ones with Blue Hair…isn’t she a little old for that?

I appreciate the nudity, even if it is hardly nudity and even if I don’t appreciate what it looks like…it’s the thought that counts…but like the people who hooked her up before fame….tits can be manipulative…even when they are old…

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2020

Dec

Dead Instagram Model of the Day

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When I first started the website, I found some anorexia porn site, and I’d post pics of the naked anorexic girls for jokes, basically calling them fat, despite being deathly skinny. It was a pretty good time back in a different era when you could call an anorexic girl fat and people would laugh because they clearly knew that she wasn’t fat…you know not quite comedic genius but a good time..

So when I saw this story about a dead anorexic influencer, who I guess was the thinspiration for the fatties out there who do crazy things like EAT food, when they should clearly be more disciplined….it spoke to my soul…

I didn’t know there were anorexia empowering girls out there, you know “don’t shame me for being skinny or having an eating disorder, you’re just jealous”….because the fat girls, along with eating all the food, like to eat up all the glory of the eating disorder modelling… leaving these ones to fend for themselves…

So she died because she starved herself for two days, maybe she listens to Joe Rogan, Intermittent fasting is trending….which one could say is a waste, but it got her on DrunkenStepfather.com which I am sure was on her BUCKET LIST, a bucket likely filled with puke because you can’t be an anorexic without being a little bulemic…but the funny thing in all this is that she’s not even THAT skinny…I’ve seen skinnier and would expect someone who dies of the shit to be the fucking ultimate in skinny…

So gross to you, hot to me, because fat chicks are gross….here is the DEAD INFLUENCER OF THE DAY!

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2020

Dec

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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The best thing about the pandemic is the pussy wedgies, or what I call the Pussy Definition, because I am into staring at pussy through pants and figuring what it actually looks like, is built like, and what kind of attitude it has…a lot can be said about a girl based on the pussy….and seeing a full pussy isn’t always practical, especially at the grocery store, where you’d see pussy definition at least before the pandemic, because asking other shoppers to show you their pussy gets you kicked out of all stores, gyms and pretty much anywhere else you’d ask a girl to flash you her pussy…it’s a Candid camera, PUNK’D prank they forgot to do…but maybe as the world gets more perverted…they will do…..and not give me credit for my brilliant crafting of said prank “asking girls with cameltoe to show you the full pussy so you can get a before and after to know how the pant changes the pussy shape”…..

ANYWAY…with COVID popularity of activewear, leggings, girls being slutty exhbitionists looking for followers, the cameltoe is a legit thing….the Jenners and Hailey Baldwin does it, even when pregnant, because I guess it’s cleavage of this generation, now that they’ve all freed the nipple…or maybe they just like the way it feels when they walk as they walk through life…I mean I know of more than one girls who used to make themselves cum crossing their legs in class or at the office…a constant pressure from activewear should do the same thing….but since my vagina skews more penis even if tight pants look more like a pussy wedgie on me…..but this isn’t about me, it’s about them…all of them….all this pussy definition.

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2020

Dec

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wet Spot Wednesday is the least favorite post of the week, not because I am not a pervert, because I am a pervert, I am just a different kind of pervert, who doesn’t like to see wet panties out of context because that mucus, creamy substance, discharge, isn’t appealing to lick up, unless you’re in the fucking zone…

I do Wet Spot Wednesday because I am a self sabotager and I think it was my first of my 3-4 round-ups I do a day…that were designed without much though because I don’t really strategize here…to make fun of other clickbait sites with their lists and galleries….

I figured Wet Spot, even if girls are producing and uploading this shit, was that weird grey area of not quite porn, but empowerment, celebrate your leaky pussy because men like leaky pussy….and shame all those dry pussies in the process…but the problem is, with any bodily fluid, it’s gross as a stand alone item.

This is also my “Fuck people who say happy hump day”….with a Wednesday aren’t that great, look, here’s the proof…but unfortunately the people who get excited by this are probably the only ones clicking through…so in doing what I thought was a joke, may mean I created a wet spot fetish site…as I have the most comprehensive list of WET spots produced the last 4-5 months I’ve been doing this…

Failing upwards we call it..I mean if all it took for me to get rich and internet famous was a wetspot post a week, I’ll take it…I mean doing 14 celeb posts hasn’t done shit for me…so think of this as my LEWINSKY…which is only a reference DRUDGE REPORT readers will understand…BYE.

It’s Christmas Eve Eve and this is my gift to you…