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2020

Dec

Sophie Mudd Bath of the Day

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I know that I document a lot of these low level trying to be famous internet girls who have millions of followers thanks to their lewd content, but I don’t really pay that much attention or care what they’re back story is or what their strategy is…

I do know that Sophie Mudd is an LA based version of a trying to get famous thanks to instagram, who has that following because of her monster tits, at least for her size that she built that audience she’s got from showing them off..

The last year, I saw that she had representation with some agency called Untitled, which is a legit agency, like they signed her and had big plans for her, which I thought was funny seeing as she was doing the low hanging fruit thanks to her low hanging fruits…if you know what I mena…god I hope you know what I mean…it’s the lamest pun I could possibly write and I did it on purpose knowing you are retards who need that kind of thing…

Anyway, she legitimately thought she was going to go legitimate, did nothing legitimate and the second only fans happened, said, I’ll go back to my core pervert audience and show semi-nudes, it’s acceptable and bitch gonna get paid..

Now, she’s likely making a lot, all these girls are…some millions a month off the lamest fucking content…but it’s nice to see Sophie Mudd figure out her place in the world…a pornographer selling porn to people to jerk off to while pretending not to be porn..because it’s very lame porn….but people are lame and pay for it, I guess they like to be part of the movement…

BUT I rememebr a year of her barely showing cleavage, the ultimate fuck you to her core audience, before saying “fuck it, let’s get paid”….you see what OnlyFans has taught us is all these whores are official whores…they have a price, sell nudes, etc…

So here’s Sophie Mudd not showing you her asshole, but almost showing her asshole and I’d be pretty mad if I paid for this bullshit….so I didn’t pay for this bullshit…

I mean no nipples, no anus, no labia…no insertion…ghetto fucking content production you cash grabbing pig…

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2020

Dec

Madison Beer Braless of the Day

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Madison Beer is bringing the in the Christmas Season with non-Christmas related outfits and poses, unless you consider her plastic fucking face her doing her best impression of a Christmas Ornament some pre-schooler made at daycare out of his feces….which I don’t….but I do find the look a little dead and terrifying….reminding me of gutter strippers from back in the day…never really expecting the mainstream girls to do this to themselves…looking all cat like and muppet like because they are vain, vapid idiots trying to be hot even when they are hot…it’s unfortunate…UNLESS this is Madison Beer’s actual face, which would be too bad for her, because it looks like the myppet face they are all chasing and that muppet face isn’t hot to anyone with a brain, but I guess luckily for her, her generation is a bunch of idiot fucks who watch too much porn and just want to play with Butt Plugs….ideally with girls who have a following because that’s how social status is achieved now…

Either way, the Youtuber who used her tits while underage to appeal to the pervert fans, is still pretending her audience isn’t pervert dudes who have been into her tits since she was underage…because these girls hate thinking they are just a set of tits, but rather like to think they are relevant pop stars despite having no hit songs..

All this to say, she should be naked…I mean she’s gone this far…just two buttons to go…we could have had it all so easily but instead she decided to cocktease…what a bitch.

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2020

Dec

Christa B Allen Hangs Herself of the Day

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You know what they say…suicide rates are up this 2020 COVID pandemic…like TARAJI P HENSON CLAIMING SHE HAD SUiCIDAL THOUGHTS THIS PANDEMIC which I saw earlier today and laughed…in part because COVID is a joke for 99.8% of people who catch it, since they survive…sure it may suck the 3 days they are sick…but they get through it….and I guess it’s not a joke to the people who have lost family members…but people die, life is fleeting, if it’s not COVID it’s something else…which I guess for TARAJI P HENSON is suicide….I didn’t actually read the story, but I see this suicide rates are up because people miss going to restaurants or the grocery store without a mask…maybe they are lonely and can’t deal with being alone…but maybe they should learn how to be happy alone, in their rich person houses, watching streaming apps..it’s safe to say TARAJI is bullshit and using suicide as an angle because her privileged life isn’t as good as it can be because of COVID…fuck off…trying to take the shine from ACTUAL suicidal people thanks to being actually FUCKED from COVID…where as Taraji may not be working as much, but CLEARLY her investments are killing it cuz she’s rich..

Anyway, this is not about Taraji, it’s about Christa B, who if anyone would kill themselves it’d probably be Christa B Allen, for barely making it in the Hollywood industry despite having been in it for decades, she’s 28 but her first role was in 2004….but I guess she’s into a different kind of hanging because she’s doing it wrong for suicide but right for showing off her ass…which is basically all these celebs are good at anyway…not to imply Christa B is a celeb, but maybe she will be one day if she either wins the lottery or hops into porn…which seems lucrative for other low level celebs…

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2020

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drops aren’t just for fat chicks, but it seems like a lot of fat chicks have found their stride at least in terms of internet content because the titty drop exists…because when you have big tits, it’s the best way to reveal those tits, in a gamified play along with the trending hashtag, what’s the big deal they are just tits rationalization that gets that mail attention because some people are tit focused, only see the tit and don’t pay attention to what is attached to the tit…

There are skinny girls who do titty drops too, but skinny girls with tits they want to reveal are far more rare that fat girls who only have tits going for them….but what matters is that it is being done….fat girls or skinny girls…show us the big enough to drop tits….because big tits are a wonderful thing, even when they aren’t and even if I support small tits more than big tits, I still like big tits too…what do you think I am…some kind of animal, or queer…I mean big tits you can suffocate on are exciting….on Christmas Eve and basically every day….so here are the titty drops.

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2020

Dec

Porch Party and Other Videos of the Day

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Diving into a Puddle

$5000 Car Wash

Baby Elephant Gets Saved

Migrating Geese are Scary

War Train

Junkyard Flight

Elephant Road Block

COVID HUG MACHINE

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2020

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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While all you are trimming your tree, jerking off to christmas themed porn in your mom’s basement as you are quarantining or pretending to because people actually believe this virus is real….

I’m here wondering how many kids are getting face injections for Christmas….because it’s mainstream and that shit costs money…you know gotta keep up with the other ugly girls trying to be hot with non invasive surgeries that they pretend isn’t getting plastic surgery, despite it altering their look into some kind of muppet….so they can say they are all natural because BOTOX is found in nature or something…

I guess other kids are asking for only fans subscriptions….or maybe butt plugs and lingerie for their only fans content…you know to get a head start on their entrepreneurial sex pervert dreams…

Here are some stepLINKS on Christmas EVE…in the Morning…at 2:15 because fuck waking up for this bullshit it’s Christmas motherfuckers.

UFC Octagon Girl Camila Oliveira is Feeling Christmas Vibes
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Rainey Qualley Gets Cheeky
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Zoe Lister Jones in a Fetishy Shoot
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Depressing Santa Story
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Model Alex Lolly on a Disco Ball
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Siri has a Stroke
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Fixing a Car Dent with Boiling Water
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Dog Loves Being Covered in Mud
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Will You Be Able to Survive the Home Alone Traps.
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Happy Holidays From Trainer Kenzie Mariano in her Lingerie…
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Shark, Robert Herjavec list stunning Hills home
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Rex Ryan Trashes Carson Wentz, Calls Him “Yesterday’s News”
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls
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2020

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Christmas Eve Ever…and today i googled what does a yeast infection smell like, like I couldn’t do a blind taste test and determine the strains, country of origin and vintage of said yeast….you know, I’ve been around candida……but it’s the holidays so let’s get fancy…

The only thing good about social media is watching low low low level influencers push 9 products after they shower that they use on their hair, then another 12 products on their skin, yet they still look like fucking dog shit..all that effort…it’s good comedy…on Christmas Eve Eve and every day…

All these people just try so fucking hard…but don’t let that discourage you from being a useless mooch do nothing degenerate…which is far better than trying…because they are just going to fail anyway…

I don’t know what sex games or sex moves are good for Christmas Eve Eve romance, but I’ll assume clicking the stepLINKS is part of it…

Sofia Richie is on a Jetski in a THong
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Mikayla Demaiter Put Her Cake on Display in a Thong
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Kylie Jenner is Busting Out
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Blonde Girl’s Boiling Water Challenge fail
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Charlotte McKinney is on the Beach in a Bikini
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Renee Olstead Brings the Christmas Cheer
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Wanda Icardi in the Shower is an Early Christmas Gift
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Santa Killer
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Olivia Munn Cleavage!
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Bianca Gascoigne Nipple Pokies in a Cat Suit!
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Here’s Why Almost All Christmas Music Is From The 1940’s And 1950’s!
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This Michael Davis Comic is Good
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Katherine McNamara’s in her Bikini Bottoms on a Boat
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Hot Surf Sister’s Turned 18
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Happy Holidays from Trainer Kenzie Mariano
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Man Kissing Rat on Train…
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Weird dude at the waterpark
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Guy Brushes Teeth With Fireworks!
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Claustrophobia Inducing Cave Exploration
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21 People Who Thought they were Ugly
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Celebs speak out to support John Mulaney after entering rehab
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Megan Thee Stallion Photoshoot
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James Harden’s Status for Rockets Opener Up in the Air After Video of Him at a Strip Club Surfaces
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Liquor Store Fail
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Otters Are The Most Feared Animals In The Animal Kingdom!
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4 Million Dollar Foam Maker
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Sex and the City may do the HBO Max reboot thing
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Video Shows Rajon Rondo’s Girlfriend Punching a Woman During an Altercation in a Parking Garage
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Ryan Reynolds In His First TV Show!
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Referees Losing her Cool!
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Katy Perry pretended to be Zooey Deschanel to get into clubs
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Jay Glazer Took a Call About Deflategate While He Was Having Sex
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The ‘Iron Crotch’ Kung Fu Practice In China!
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Traffic at the Airport in France
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IG Model Antje Utgaard and Her Basketball,
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Guy Gets Badly Roasted By Stormtrooper!
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Pack of Wolves Hunting…in Yellowstone
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This Dad Loves Embarrassing His Teenage Daughter!
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Cow Catches Snowflakes with Tongue
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Bella Hadid Loves her Calvins
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A relatable “FUTURE PLANS” meme
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Walking the Plank!
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Twitch Streamer Tries To Differentiate Between Pornstars And Porn Athletes!
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Jessica Alba in a Photoshoot
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Artistic Nudes of Raluca Bidian!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Anja Rubik is Nude in Vogue
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Jessica Alba in Women’s Health Looking Hot
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Isabela Merced Looking Hot
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Olivia Wilde at the Gas Station
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From stepSMUT!!

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Belle Delphine’s Christmas Fuck
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Santa’s Sled
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WTF was Taht?
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Clear Chrirstmas Dildo
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Changing Room Selfies
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Lauren Phillips Big Christmas Tits
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19 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Another Christmas Themed Dildo
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Pussy Mounds
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Bakery BOOTY
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Public Bathroom Lesbian Pussy Eaters – Caught
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Naked Blonde by the Shower
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Slutty Secretaries
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Orgasm from Hell
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Lesbians in the Changing Room
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Big Boob Reveal
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Attacked by Tits
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Fat Chick Fucking a Candy Cane
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Asia Rae Stripping
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Buttplug and a Glove
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Girl Bald Pussy Licking
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Canadian Girlfriend…
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Blonde Chick Masturbates
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Young Fit Couple
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Pee Time Weirdness
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Scarlett in the Butthole
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Rainbow Dildo Reveal
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Busty Elf
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Sluts being Sluts!
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2020

Dec

Bella Thorne in Underwear for Christmas Eve Eve of the Day

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I don’t know if she’s a gift, but likely a gift that keeps on giving to those that get their tongue burnt by what looks to be a stank ass pussy, you know herpes shit…she gets around….all these weirdo youtube kids try to outdo each other in weirdness because being into sex and being graphic about sex is edgy cuz porn is cool or something….all rich and in their early 20s for other people not in the LA youtuber scene to idolize because youtube is life…but they all integrate with each other to cross promote each other and monetize together….and for some reason one of the stops on the youtuber fame train is Bella Thorne who has fucked them all…even Canadian sugar babies….and I don’t care, the more vile, porn influenced, perverted in public for monetization and views, the more interesting the content being put out there becomes…keep getting naked or half naked and selling that shit cuz it’s better than working at the mall girls. FOLLOW this leader..I mean she was on Disney and has so many followers, that’s all that matters right…

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2020

Dec

Rainey Qualley Bra of the Day

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Rainey Qualley is the hotter of the Qualley sisters, who in the event you didn’t know are Andie Macdowell’s daughter, who in the event you didn’t know was a model turned actress and after raising her kids in North Carolina’s trendiest of places at the base of the Great Smokies, they’ve decided to do big city things, that involves making and releasing music, because what the fuck else is a daughter of some industry person to do to make a living despite having a trust fund even if you think Andie Macdoweell can’t be THAT rich, I mean what’s she even been in….

I think she’s around 30, which is pretty old to hop onto this “I am famous because my mom is famous, let’s grow our social media audience because people LOVE celebrity kids”….but bras were worn my friends…which in this era of no bras is quite ironic..but I guess she can take these risks with her marketing like not showing her tits because she’s got that famous mom to fall back on….you know how it is. Modest is the hottest, but I still prefer the butthole pics.

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2020

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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The problem with Weed Wednesday is that the girls who are trying to be weed influencers or weed activists or who integrate weed into their nude content to appeal to the weed smoking dudes of the world…figuring finding a niche like they were Olivia Munn and weed was NERD SHIT…is a way to get that following to sell butthole pics too…while being an influencer or just nude without the prop would be too competitive because all girls are doing it…so the talent pool of girls who smoke weed ends up being girls who look like they smoke too much weed, all those munchies and all that laziness takes a toll on their existence…but the occasional hot girl trying to switch up her content incorporates the weed into their content to just show the weed girls in their weed community that hot girls smoke weed too…so this is for the hot girls who smoke weed and I guess the losers who smoke weed and love to stare at girls who get naked smoking weed because everything done naked is better than non naked…even when it’s not..

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