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2020

28

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I find childbirth one of the most unnatural things a person can do….even though I know on a rational level that people are coded to want to reproduce…you know their AI that is their DNA is like “reproduce, reproduce, reproduce”….but it seems like such an idiotic thing to do….and anyone without kids, who has just gone through Christmas with family that has kids, knows that shit is not just boring and useless but it gets in the way of napping..

I know that our species relies on childbirth and that the middle of the road suburban idiots in bad suits like to have kids…as do white trash people in Canada because they get paid per kid they have…like it’s a job….but the smart people of the world know that it’s fucking crazy to bring in a future generation of yourself…you narcissistic fuck…you’re not that much of a contribution to society so why do you think your kid will be…so that he gets a shitty mortgage he pays for with a shitty job like everyone else in the 99% of losers who make-up society…

Then there’s the younger kids of social media having kids at 20 or 22, for the prop, or because they are all perverts into getting cummed inside….and after so many abortions and plan b, you gotta commit to the baby making…which is fun cuz Kylie did it, so why can’t they…I mean maybe because they aren’t billionaires..but why let that stop you…

So I am not the kind of person to celebrate moms, mom pussy or mom titties as they do what titties are designed to do…produce human dairy….but maybe I just don’t get it cuz I never sucked on a milk filled tit the way nature, and I guess our perversions want us to….I’m all for the titty part, but the lactating is only good when it happens in public, so that I get the titty part when I otherwise wouldn’t…you know at the coffee shop or any non-strip club location when a mom pulls her tit out to feed….but other than that, keep it to your damn self….

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2020

28

Dec

Christmas Camper Van Comes with Dildo and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Does Backyard Wrestling Stunt

Bird Powered Vehicle

Idiot Takes the Dumb Shortcut

Road Rage in India

Using Lighter to Find Gas

Drag Racing Lexus Takes Flight

Close Call

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2020

28

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This Christmas season, I took the holiest of days off to drink my face off, potentially die of diabetic shock by survive, and think about what’s important to me, my life, my future…because Christmas is about me….the most important lesson of Christmas is not about giving, or receiving,

So I’ve decided to persue my childhood dream od being a toilet paper roll dispenser at the bus station….just thinking about all the crackhead pussy I’d see in a given day just gives me the chills…

Here are some morning links…

Alex Daddario is Quarantined in Nyc
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Ariana Celeste Slutty by the Christmas Tree…
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Crazy Jump…
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Hilary Baldwin Busted for being in Spanish Face – Everyone Knew She was a Full of Shit Gold Digging Liar.
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Slutty Instagram Golfer Supports the Steelers
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Baby Yoda an Robert Rodriguez on Set Jamming
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David Blaine Harassing a Couple Outside their House
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Fast Sharp Shooter
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Aunt Becky is Released from Prison
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Chiara Sieburger is nude
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Sluts being Sluts!
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2020

24

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…even for poor people…so I sure as fuck hope you’re with family, drunk on eggnog and good will towards men, while hating your family or dealing with repressed childhood memories that only come up this time of year….and that the COVID police trying to take your religious celebrations from you over some bullshit virus that barely kills….doesn’t get in the way of your family traditions of doing things like jerking off to your mom’s dirty laundry or accidentally crawling into bed with your cousin…or accidentally walking in on your brother’s wife while she’s in the shower…you all erect because nothing is accidental….

Tonight and tomorrow is about giving gifts, getting gifts, dysfunction, alcoholism and memories of heartbreak and disappoinment of yesteryear…

This “new normal” isn’t a bad one, albeit a silly one…and for those of you who get your annual fuck from your wife tonight because nothing like a holiday designed for children in your childhood bedroom to get the fucking mood set for your annual fuck…and for your sake I hope she eats your ass….pussy can be a Christmas present, but real love happens when a girl eats your unwashed drunk ass despite eColi…

So, I hope you didn’t join the war on Christmas…and that you said “we’re all going to die anyway, fuck you for trying to get me to give up Christmas, the only day of the year that matters, where we feel any emotion, nostalgia, excitement, relaxed, etc…

So Merry Christmas to All and to all a good night…and don’t let Santa be the only one coming, click on these stepLINKS…it’s time..

Here are those stepLINKS…

Bella Thorne is On Santa’s Naughty List!
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Renee Gracie Wants to Know If You’ve Been Naughty or Nice This Year
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Jordyn Jones Takes Her Top Off!
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Girl Climbs Light Pole to Do Pull Ups
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McDonald’s Worker Calls Out Order 69…..
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AI Generated Xmas Song
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Could You Survive the Home Alone Traps
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UFC Octagon Girl Camila Oliveira is Feeling Christmas Vibes
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Actress Zoe Lister Jones’ Fetishy Shoot
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Isabella Fonte Takes us To The Candy Shop – Hot TikTok Dancer!
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Brie Larson Booty Under The Christmas Tree!
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Invisible Wheelie
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Baby Deer Knows It’s Name
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Siri Navigation Had A Stroke!
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LSU RB Tre Bradford Was Arrested for an Alleged Theft at Wal-Mart
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The Truce of 1914!
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Pouring Hot Water to Fix a Car Dent
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Laptop And A Lot More Things Get Chucked Into An Industrial Shredder!
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Sex and the City may do the HBO Max reboot thing
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Hot Model Alex Lolly on a Disco ball
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Vanessa Morgan Bares All For Her Baby Bump…
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Kim Doing a Weird Fuckign Dance
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Traffic Will Never be an Issue for this Guy
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Growing a Red Bell Pepper from Seed Timelapse is Cool
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This Dog Loves Getting Covered In Soil!
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Hula Hoop Girl Shows Hula Hoop Skills
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Taraji P. Henson contemplated suicide during the pandemic
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Rex Ryan Trashes Carson Wentz, Calls Him “Yesterday’s News”
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Hot Model Alina Savarovska
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Kaia Gerber in Wigs
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Wrestling is Pretty Queer
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The Most Depressing Christmas Story
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High-Altitude Flight Of The Starship SN8!
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Shark, Robert Herjavec lists Hills home
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Dan Snyder Claims a Washington Football Team Co-Owner is Trying to Extort Him
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Nude Model Mufin
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Rainey Qualley Gets Cheeky
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Unusual Talent
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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From the Forum

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Celebs Naked In Movies
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Ariel Winter with her Bags
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Shia LeBeouf Making Out with Margaret Qualley
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Anja Rubik is Naked in Vogue
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Bella Hadid Street Walker
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Kate Walsh old and Fat in a Bikini –
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Jordana Brewster Sweater Weather
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Josie Canseco’s Hot Titty Flash
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Billie Eilish and her Brother She Fucks and Writes Love Songs With on Ebikes
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Jennifer Lopez and her Stem Cell Aborted Baby Eating Body leave the Gym
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Ivanka Trump Big Titties in a Dress for Charity
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Jessica ALba Mall Shopping
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Sofia Richie THONG Bikini
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Hailey Bieber in Jeans
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Madison Beer in a T-Shirt
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From stepSMUT!!

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Christmas Titty Ornament Fail
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Merry Christmas Santa Titty Grab
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This Year’s Xmas Tree
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A Bunch of Christmas Amateurs
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Xmas Butt Plug
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Merry Christmas Santa Titty Grab
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Brennah Black’s Hottest Pics!
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More Christmas Amateurs
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Girl Masturbating on Webcam
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Urban Cowboy…
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More Christmas Amateurs
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Marisa Tomei’s Titty SHow
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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More Christmas Amateurs
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100 Pounder’s Got a Body
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20 Peoople Having a Shitty Day
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Big Titty Jiggle in a Miniskirt
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Scumbag of the Week!
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Some “Influencer” You’ve Never Heard of and her Shitty Premium Content
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She’s Back
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Accidental Pussy Flash
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Fat Girl – Fat Pussy
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Public Transit Titty Tweak….
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Creampies for Christmas
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Sluts being Sluts!
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2020

24

Dec

Vanessa Hudgen’s Christmas Dance of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens brought some Christmas content that she reheased because she’s a professional doing this lame ass instagram shit better than the lame ass people of instagram who don’t realize how easy they have it or how easy it is because instagram is a joke…and now that the professionals see the money making potential or importance of trending on the platform they are all bringing it….with a little concept, some work, she’s a Disney Kid and obviously quite capable…she’s managed to have a breakout year so many years after her High School Musical fame…because social media brought her back fron the dead…and all it took was getting dumbed…

So this weirdness is her creative vision for Christmas…and since it’s Christmas eve…here it is…including a man in sexy Santa lingerie for the closet clases out there….you know since gender is a construct of the man….and now that queer is in you can finally fuck whatever you want….

Either way, it’s her version of some movie scene and it’s some easy clickbait cuz Hudgens is hot.

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2020

24

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Earlier today, I ready that pussy is not an xmas present…but that butthole is..so here’s some asshole behind thong for those of you tired of pussy but still into lady holes…so long as you’ve got the same hole so that you can truly understand the kindness of them letting you up inside them.

I don’t know what the obsession with asshole is, I figure it started with selling nudes, because after you get the pussy pic, there’s only one place to go from there…that’s not to say I don’t eat or fuck ass when the opportunity presents itself…it’s just that anal was always the back-up plan, the birth control plan back in highschool, the virginity plan for Catholic girls…it was a period pussy alternative…you know a functional and practical thing not all girls were into…but those who were wasn’t anything special because you were still getting shit on your dick…hence the pussy being the better option….but people are fucking excited by assholes…now more than ever…the gateway to soul, the unifying orifice we all have…the genderless fuck hole…you know what I am saying….

The thong is the gateway to the asshole pics, the barely need to pull it to the side to show the asshole because the thong isn’t thick enough to cover it, allowing girls shy about their asshole to give a peek into their asshole…without it being a straight up asshole pic…it’s a thong pervert…ignore the shit hole stain…that’s just a consequence of THONG design…I’m into it.

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2020

24

Dec

Barbara Palvin Tit of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is the Victoria’s Secret version of a plus sized model, because she’s thick….so thick that there was a period between the brand using her as a patsy to cover-up that Miranda Kerr fucked a 17 or 18 year old Bieber by saying that Palvin did…she was 18 and had just come over from Eastern Europe to solidify her place in the Victoria’s Secret human trafficking world….they used her a lot the first year, then basically dropped her for her friend Stella Maxwell, who was skinny, until the brand basically fell apart thanks to not being inclusive, so back to PALVIN they went….

She’s not overly fat, she dates one of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody stars, but not the one who plays Jughead and seeing her grab her tit is pretty hot, because she’s hot, fat or not…which is rare but then again her “fat” is not actually real fat…it’s what I would call Hollywood fat before Hollywood went woke…and really who fucking cares, she’s grabbing her tit, did you need me to waste my time on this intro…I mean there’s no joke here other than that this is what I do with my Christmas Eve..

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2020

24

Dec

Amber Rose Nude of the Day

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I am sure Amber Rose is loving the OnlyFans thing because she can have other rappers that she’d never fuck, but that have money and want to contribute to her life as a stripper turned sugar baby or baby momma to the stars….because they are into women that fisted Kanye…which always confused me about rich guys…it’s like so many of these women who are known for just dating rich guys…get passed around amongst the rich guys..think any girl who has dated Leo DiCaprio…all these other rich guys hop onto them and fight to be the next in line….I am not saying that I am only into virgins, that’d be weird especially based on the age girls lose their virginity, but if I was rich the last thing I’d want is some bitch tainted by some celebrity cock…you know, not a selling point to me, but a fail..

ANYWAY…Amber Rose, who luckily isn’t Amber Heard, who killed Johnny Depp who was a REAL fucking talent….is showing her pussy to her paying customers like she was still stripping or trying to seduce rappers and it’s probably a fucking joke to her, a little pussy flash and girl gets paid…I like the energy.

Not to mention, she gets the whole selling nude hustle so unlike these other girls using OnlyFans to scam dudes out of money, she’s actually got her tits and cunt out there. That’s important…so this is Amber Rose gifting us some goodness…on this special Holiday..

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2020

24

Dec

Inka Williams Hot Underwater of the Day

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Inka Williams is some BALI raised model who thinks she’s so important because she went to elementary school in Bali, you know the kind of person who needs to tell you how they were first on basically any trend because they are fucking visionaries…where they look down on the people around them who have since hopped on the trend after they did…and not because they are influential and inspired the trend…they just caught wind of it first…you’re not that important…even if you’re self important and don’t want to think you’re just a follower too.

So as all these hot Russian influencers go to BALI to do their pornographic shoots, despite it being a Muslim country that should get them all arrested, this one’s been there for 20 fucking years, not because she’s a trendsetter, but because her parents like the tropical vacation life and posted up there….

But at least she can look down on them and call them “tourists” in her native tongue, before popping off hot bikini pics in paradise too…and all this to say Inka Williams is hot…this was my love letter to her…I hope she likes it.

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2020

24

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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With less people traveling due to COVID because they are chicken shit and let the government and media influence their fun by guilting people tp stay inside like it is the responsible thing, tan lines may be at risk of being far less abundant this year for people from the north who normally travel south this time of year…..

However, there are obviously still those self involved sluts, sugar babies, and travel influencers who are a bit of both…who still travel, because they have “clients” who need them on their arm for New Years parties as the rich have different COVID rules and restrictions…if anything they have to celebrate all the money they’ve made off the market, bitcoin, or even in their own businesses thanks to the pandemic, and tropical places are good for that.

PLUS there are tanning beds, spray tans and other slutty things for sluts to get that tan line, just to show you where clothes are supposed to go…but aren’t currently….it’s some stripclub stripper shit and I like it….So Tanlines will survive COVID along with 99.8 percent of people who catch it…

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