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2020

Dec

Potentially Taylor Swift Being Bad of the Day

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This apparently a slutty Taylor Swift selfie, showcasing her fake tits with her boyfriend or fiance or whatever shaving…..

I don’t know if this is her, but people have made to confirmation that the headband is one she owns…thanks internet…

I dont actually care to see Taylor Swifts new tits in a bra, but it’s definitely the best way to view anything Taylor Swift…because everything she does is fucking boring and she consistently misses the mark on being a hot celeb….

I like to pretend Taylor Swift doesn’t exist because she’s so boring, despite all her songs about her broken hearts that pander to the girls with broken hearts, and that made her a teen icon to loser girls who take a victim approach to sex and romance…

The only thing that’s barely interesting about her is her sexual history, I mean the wholesome country girl, who is neither wholesome or country, but rather a FAKE a PHONEY a LIE….obviously, that’s how marketing works….so we know she’s slutty….but even that’s boring because she’s got no sex appeal…

But if this is HER and it may be HER….at least she’s heading in a better direction of young people are into porn, so be more porno in your approach….it’s not like she’s not a pervert who fucks…channel that a little better…which I guess she’s doing!

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2020

Dec

Sophie Mudd Gift Tits of the Day

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What town is Sophie Mudd from, because we need to do some Erin Brockovich level of investigation in the chemical run-off in the water, or maybe the level of hormones in the chicken or dairy, because these tits are natural, yet so fucking unreal, it’s hard to really grasp what we are looking at….

Even harder to grasp is why Sophie Mudd decided 2020 was the year of not showing off her tits, where she was trying to reposition herself as a fashion not GASHION influencer, when really she only had her followers thanks to her GASHION influencing, which is a word I just made up that means showing the gash, even when the gash isn’t showing off actual gash but rather her massive tits, because it’s low hanging fruit, but doesn’t mean it’s the wrong kind of fruit to harvest…you know sometimes the logical and the easy is the way to go….and going off course from following your genetic inclination….of being a titty model…

It’s always the ones who have the gold, who don’t want to fully take advantage of the gold while trying to be something they aren’t, because they see their tits as a liability or as “people only like me for my tits”…yeah, who fucking cares, use them to get paid bitch…

Well, she’s using them to get paid bitch, and they are MONSTROUS and amazing….it’d be a tragedy if she didn’t take advantage of what she’s got because she’s insecure about being shameless with something she should be Shameless about…I mean the rest of her is whatever, these tits are fucking sent from heaven man…

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2020

Dec

Halsey Topless On Instagram of the Day

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Halsey is some bullshit, even her tits are fake….I am pretty sure she’s just some club slut who lurked in the VIP area and fucked DJs that rolled through town, as girls do…it’s an artform as old as time, or at least as old as DJing, where these girls are just drawn to the man in the room making the music they stripper dance to…

I am from an era of DJs not making millions of dollars or selling out arenas, I mean there were a few EURO RASH Djs who are likely still around at 64 years old, that made the millions of dollars, but at the local level, those “raves” were monthly or less, so the local DJ was more of a thing…and those local DJs were local celebrities and in being local celebrities they’d have line-ups of the hottest pussy in the room waiting to fuck them because they were DJs….it was some moth to light bullshit…but hey, that’s how humanity works….

Even the local DJs who lived in shitty lofts getting paid 100 dollars a gig were pulling young models….because that’s how it worked…then in 2010, the DJ became the Rockstar and all these shitty DJs became gods making 10s of Millions of dollars a month doing the same old nonsense the Local DJ was….but the local pussy stayed the same level of thirsty, just for higher profile people, the kind of higher profile people that could make all their dreams come true if they put her vocals on one of their tracks…

So Halsey, the bitch who pretends she was a homeless addict, a story that the industyr fucking loves because they are all rich people and can’t imagine the suffering or torment from being homeless…I mean they are such creatives from their mansions, imagine being poor…yucky…

So in them buying her bullshit, she’s forever some club but no longer a club slut….but she’s posted some bolt on titty pic where you can’t really see her full titty scars thanks to the dumb make-up she’s got on, which I guess we can assume is part of one of her high concept music videos where she pushes her lies that aren’t high concept at all…but more a cash grab…cash grabbing…

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2020

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Medical Worker Monday is my time to make fun of COVID…or at least the way the governments are handling it like idiots with knee jerk reactions and lockdowns and shitty babysitting…when the virus has a 99.9% survival rate…based on the TESTING which has been proven to be inaccurate…so maybe the survival rate is more like 99.9999999%…hardly a pandemic…

Funeral Homes aren’t over capacity, there are no dead bodies in the streets, the EMERGENCY room here only has 31 beds and 6 of those beds are not occupied….REAL FUCKING PANDEMIC…right….just terrifying..

So they tell you to not see family or friends, cancel Christmas, close non-essential businesses they decide are non essential businesses, bars and restaurant dining rooms remain closed here….so you can’t be a grown up and decide if you want a beer at a bar, even if you’ve survived the virus….

Even if I got COVID and DIED of COVID I would have the same opinion on the virus and the bullshit around it….people die, life is about living, if you die of COVID you die of fucking COVID, but most people don’t so stop doing the “PEANUT ALLERGY, BAN ALL PEANUTS” at school becuase one kid has a peanut allergy approach..

Old people are waiting to die to begin with…..so I am of the school of thought of “if it is 99.9%, locking down businesses is mental”…

Not to mention, people are still gross, they still don’t wash hands, they don’t wear masks properly, they sneeze on things, they don’t lockdown or social distance, and there’s still a 99.99 percent survival rate….

The theory is that people fucking LOVE being locked down and as an agoraphobic who has spent the last 16 years in my underwear, inside, away from people, criticized for it by people who had jobs and hobbies, are now realizing they were missing out…

This lockdown is the best excuse to not leave home, to work less, to catch up on shows, to lower responsibilities with people you don’t care about, to reflect on how you spend you time…no more commute, more time with immediate family, less time with peripheral family….you know how it is, people love being part of this shit and don’t care if it’s bullshit, it’s like a vacation….

Even these medical workers are out here in a PANDEMIC taking the time to sing, dance, relieve stress, and get naked to sell nudes or to give people jerk off material because they are bored at the hospitals now that there’s far less hospital traffic than ever because no one is going to the fucking hospitals anymore…

In conclusion, nurses are sluts.

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2020

Dec

Jessica Simpson Onsie of the Day

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Jessica Simpson’s still in her “skinny” phase of being a 40 year old mom, which is a better version of the billionaire popstar…because fat is disgusting and all it took this one was a million or multi-million dollar weight watchers deal to get her to put in the work…not that she needed the money..

She made it with her first career as a popstar, but then made it with a shitty clothing brand sold at K-Mart or some other middle of the road dog shit store for fat and lazy American trash women trying to look their best on a budget…

This was before idiots of the instagram were launching billion dollar brands…so despite being off the radar for years as a popstar, she’s still an influencer and earner…..which is amazing because I remember how dumb she was on her reality show, but then again she could play it up, these people have “TEAMS” that do all the work for them…even Youtubers have “TEAMS” as they pretend to be authentic celebs because google pays them shit tons of money…

All this to say, fat or not, dumb or not, Jessica Simpson, the Hailey Bieber of her generation, because she was the third tier on the popstar ladder, behind Britney and Christina, which is like how Hailey Beiber is to Jenners and Hadids….still seems to have tits…..Holiday Themed tits…with her pants around her knees they way you’d want them to be, only with less holiday themed pyjamas to ruin our dreams of seeing how her mom pussy hangs….which is probably her doing us all a favor…..but I like to see how long mom pussies hang….so not a favor to me…

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2020

Dec

Olivia Munn Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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I don’t like Olivia Munn and not just because she’s 40, which is fucking disgusting as a concept, especially for youthful topless antics better suited for 20 year olds, but that this bitch doesn’t realize she’s too old for, because she’s so hyped on herself….despite being pretty disappointing as a celebrity….

I do remember when she made the move to acting and was terrible at it, so bad she had to expose a famous producer for being inappropriate with her after making sex jokes with her and potentially having had sex with her because girls need to get castings and that’s a good way to do it…but only if you can expose the producer for being a creeper to divert from you being a whore who fucks for jobs….maybe her topless content will remind you of the kind of girl this 40 year old is….while other mom aged girls are out having families, she’s still chasing likes and follows…I guess it is addictive..

Anyway, I remember her as the host of G4TV, because I am old…the show was called ATTACK OF THE SHOW and it was about nerd shit that she appropriated and realized would be lucrative to her career because nerds, depending on the level of aspergers are loyal as fuck to babes they think are on their team….popular girls have used this tactic for homework in every high school movie ever…

So she’s basically been the BLACK FACE of NERD CULTURE, and nerds being the losers they are can’t process it, so I do that for them.

Her tits are still big, probably because they aren’t 40 years old like she is, but who cares, a slut being a slut, reminding us she’s a slut, while pretending to be an actress is always a good time….

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2020

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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I don’t know why Monday is for Mom content around here, but I like to assume it’s a tribute to all the perverts of the internet who have a breeding fetish or at least like being cummed inside, because it makes the whole random hook-up seem more authentic and loving, especially since no one uses condoms anymore…what is the way to intimacy in an era of relationships being revamped into random sex encounters instead of being bogged down by an old ball and chain…I mean the dating apps and their success in being a way to fuck randoms is proof…

Then there’s the whole instagram trend of people who are fucking more, unprotected, not bothering with abortions because either the baby daddy has money, or the baby can be a great marketing hook for their INSTAGRAM, I mean KYLIE JENNER and basically all these other under 25 year olds are doing the kid thing, might as well be a mainstream trend…I mean since having babies is pretty fucking mainstream…that’s the basis of humanity…

I do know that for the most part, mom’s aren’t a turn on, maybe I wasn’t a momma’s boy cuz my mom died so I don’t find that maternal thing sexy, not to mention kids are fucking lazy these days so they just pawn their kids off to their parents and can’t be bothered, so they’re only there for the IG Pic too…but the nice thing about younger moms being a thing, is hotter MILFS since some bounce back to their full potential…I mean not necessarily their pussy tightness after birthing…but there’s C-Sections for that…

So here’s some mom tits and pussy and ass by mom’s who want you to jack off to them because they are self proclaimed MILFs…it’s still the HOLIDAYS don’t let them down!

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2020

Dec

Rowan Blanchard Bra of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is a childstar who was far too influenced by the internet all those long days on set, because insteead of building off her child stardom, she’s taken what they call a GAP YEAR in the UK, or a RUMSPRINGA in the AMISH community to really find herself as an “artist”….so the place to figure that out is Brooklyn, amongst other people who think they are “artists” because lazy rich kid isn’t quite as “romanticized”….so you’ve got these expensive apartments filled with idiots smearing their periods on cavases pretending to have some social or political statement to make through their nonsense, when it’s really the equivalent of retards in the retard facility smearing their own feces on their bedroom wall because they are retards, so no one can “intellectualize’ their bullshit because the retard can’t claim it’s his way of speaking to the over sexualization of females in today’s pop culture that requires his fecal smears to say “we won’t put up with this shit no more”….or whatever it is these idiotic self proclaimed artists with too much time on their hands and too much funding in their bank accounts surrounded by too many “yes men” to let them know they are idiots..

So Rowan Blanchard, a child star, broke from her family at 18 to run to NYC to do lame ass hipster nude shoots for her instagram, when bitch has been on TV, will likely be on TV again, and could probably be on TV right now, but the allure of being a loser in Brooklyn was too high…chase cool even if it’s not cool or whatever.

Anyway, this is her hipster selfie being the QUEER mainstream person looking for substance after being sold off by her parents to a creepy but lucrative industry…and you can see her nipples, which is what I am here for…

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2020

Dec

Phoebe Tonkin Topless of the Day

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Phoebe Tonkin posted some topless pic of herself – only she forgot to include her nipples because why free the nipple like a feminist activist who won’t get deleted from instagram because you’re not some mouth breathing basement dweller like me posting pics of nipples on instgram….something that has probably got at least one of my accounts deleted…however I don’t even think I ever posted nipples on IG…but so many other people have and they haven’t been deleted…because life isn’t fair…

I guess her strategic topless pic is more designed to tease and allure, to suck us in on knowing she’s topless, but just not showing us all her titties have to offer, because that would be shameless and slutty, while this is just “having a good time on the beach”…

I don’t know when this is from, but apparently there’s an instagram game going on where people as people to post pics of various things because instagram is interactive and this was her “pic of you eating”….because everything is better when topless, just not when strategically topless where nipples aren’t being freed…

You may have no idea who Phoebe Tonkin is, but she’s married to Brie Larson’s ex who Brie Larson used before she got famous, you know rent doesn’t pay itself….but loser dudes who would ate Brie Larsen do..

The Highlight of this pic is that she’s not fat.

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2020

Dec

Ireland Baldwin Nude Beach of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is nude at the beach, showing off her monster sized tits, which would be more impressive if she wasn’t monster sized….straight up 6 foot 7 inches…

In the event you pay attention to the celebrity gossip news, and I don’t, Ireland Baldwin has been given a second chance at a big break, because her step mother I’ve made fun of for as many years as her pregnancy addiciton has had her in the “news”….has finally been exposed for being a fake…

I am sure I’ve written about this 100 times before, but no one pays attention to what I say, and need some random woman from instagram to line-up the storyline for people to really grasp….but basically, Hilaria Baldwin, is actually named Hilary Baldwin and despite having a fake Spanish accent like some kind of freak, she’s born and raised in Boston….her schoolmates have been calling her Spanish accent fake forever…and the whole thing has been more a testament to Alec Baldwin being some narcissitic fuck who doesn’t really give a fuck about his wife he’s had dozens of kids with, but is more into fucking his wife because she’s got that YOGA body even after her 5 or 6 kids….that are biting into Ireland’s inheritance…also something I’ve made fun of before this online investigator who was just tired of Hilaria’s bullshit dug up…

So the fake Spanish woman who seduced Baldwin when he was doing Yoga with her, has an American mother who was a professor, her grandfather a professor, her lineage pre-colonial…but for whatever reasons, they are saying she got wind of Baldwin being into Salma Hayek back on 30 Rock….and she moved in to give him that Spanish fantasy, depsite Hayek being Mexican…and dude fell for it….because dudes, rich and otherwise, are suckers and if a hot girl strokes their ego enough they fall for it….it’s probably more a joke to him than anything as all his kids have Spanish names…while he keeps on cumming in her to shut her fake accent up…

I assume Alec is in on the joke and finds it hilarious they’ve kept the lie up this long, since no one cares about Hilaria unless she posts a post pregnancy photo….because if he’s not in on the joke, then he really doesn’t give a fuck about the bitch he’s knocking up and giving that good life to….something she probably works very hard at maintaining because clearly she’s an underachiver who uses her pussy to get paid.

ANYWAY…Ireland’s back in the news, like she was when her dad called her a pig, like she was when she was doing the Beachy instagram model thing, like she was when she was in and out of rehab after dating a lesbian black rapper….only she’s still so irrelevant for a celebrity child which is weird…cuz she’s got big tits!

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