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2021

Jan

Cayley King See Through of the Day

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You gotta wonder why this Cayley King has a hysterectomy scar….or maybe it’s from a C-Section…you know getting knocked up and selling those babies to finance your instagram model dreams…you just need the right level of rich dudes to cum in you and that’s probably easier than actually trying to do good things to get you notoriety…it’s a society of lazy as shit….why bother working at something when you can take a selfie and get more money, attention, hype in a solid three minutes…

You also gotta wonder if her lips are real, or did she jack them up to match that BILL COSBY nose…..that’s only racist if you read that racist…BILL COSBY has a wide fucking nose….the fact I have to walk you through this like a retard is ridiculous…it’s not a race thing assholes..

Anyway, we are in an era where all these people are jacking themselves up because it’s normalized, but not getting the nose jobs they may need….Not that I am pro plastic surgery, it’s just a how do you decide to go with lips while keeping nose, or did she just photoshop herself weirdly…it is the internet and she is an IG whore

More importantly, how are these two pics the same person? I guess it’s the angles which along with plastic surgery, photoshop, is key to the IG lie…BITCH knows her angle.

You may wonder who this is, I guess her claim to fame was fucking Cindy Crawford’s son…Lupus Gerber or whatever the fuck his name is, I mean they probably just call him the dude who they keep catching sniffing Kaia’s panties…

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2021

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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You may not be allowed to leave your house, but is that really all that bad, I mean even when you’re a broke ass loser who lives in a basement apartment that smells like death and obese wife…it’s still better than going to fucking work…

Not to mention, you can still hop on the plane and take advantage of those COVID prices that are probably 25% of what they once were when there was no travel…not that you travel, but you get what I am saying, there are options…

Or you can be like me and just stare at chicks who are hotter than chicks I’d normally be staring out without them calling the police on me, showing off their tanlines…one of those side effects of laying out in the sun…or I guess they have friends with a spray tan machine who used to spray tan all the strippers before stripping was banned.

Point being, Tanlines will survive COVID, and here are tanlines to jack off to.

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2021

Jan

Jenny Mollen Topless of the Day

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Jenny Mollen is Jason Bigg’s wife, that’s basically the only reason she existed, but I guess there was a time before having his kids and being the celeb wife where she had big dreams of her own to get that stardom she wanted, but realized it’s easier to marry a guy who probably made 100 million dollars off the American Pie movies, they were fucking huge…

I mean to get all the perks of celebrity without actually making it just requires rooking in these idiot, oftentime loser dudes, with some attention and dick sucking….

There are many ladies out there, from Amber Heard to even in your own backyard, that know how to manipulate men because they are babbling idiots into tits, and this is one of those people…

Now, I have no idea why her and her BFF Chelsea Handler post these topless pics on their social media, I guess they get a thrill, or like their tits, or maybe she still craves that celebrity instead of just being a celebrity wife…and calling Jason Biggs a Celebrity made me laugh when I was typing it out….

BUT I will say, girls taking topless pics for no reason, even if they are old moms like this, are helping move society in the right direction…because I want to see everyone’s tits, even with dumb emojis for nipples, which is probably her doing us a favor, she’s a mom, but also her being cheeky, safe for instagram so long as there aren’t nipples, it’s the gateway, soft nude that gives you a sense of going on, without giving us the whole picture…

But that in and of itself is some cocktease bullshit, if you’re going jump, fucking jump, this is not any less porny without her nipples, if anything it is just something to hate her for….

The real question is, does she think she looks hot with her mom abs, her no hips, her weird ass belly button….or is she a half retard who is like “LOOK MY TITS LOL LOL LOL”…who knows, but it is disappointing!

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2021

Jan

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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Rihanna is a winner!

I am pretty sure that she’s just had her breakout year as a far as being a lingerie vendor, not that she didn’t have help, but that’s the whole point, take your celebrity, partner with the best around, make a stupid amount of money, because you can….not because you need it…Rihanna was set for life 15 years ago….all this is just fucking bonus…

But yeah, they came out aggressive with their marketing, basically squashed Victoria’s Secret, with some MADE IN CHINA shit that is inclusive and perfect for strippers, fat chicks, and whoever the fuck else is into buying what they are told to buy from celebrities…

I am SURE they made a fucking fortune, which is why they are already onto Valentine’s Day, 1 month in advance, because when you have a Lingerie Company you make that money during Christmas and Valentines Day, so get it as big as you cam, and to do that you need the star of the fucking show it is named after who I think is still hot despite being older, but I’ve always liked Rihanna and what she’s done with her career after getting her start as an underage sex worker in Barbados who found the right sucker to get a career out of….at least that’s the rumor…

But in an era with everyone being a sex worker, no longer a bad thing, running sex worker pyramid schemes, who all need Lingerie for their online sex work…I guess that shit pays off when you’re their sex worker outfitter…and I guess sex working idol because if the rumors are true, then Rihanna is the most successful sex worker in the history of time..

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2021

Jan

Rowan Blanchard Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t know much, so I can’t really confirm or deny this behavior, but based on my experience of posting up pics of celebrity sluts for the last 16 or more years, I can say that there’s this weird breaking point for child stars, when they turn 18 or 19, that starts when they are 17….and that breaking point is that they start to post more provocative shit…

It’s been like this for a long fucking time and all these Disney kids at 17 start to show more skin, so that by 18 they can be full sexualized by the mainstream, and not just the hollywood perverts into that kind of thing…it’s weird.

It’s weird because these people are conditioned and groomed at a young age to perform and deliver, and it’s hard to think that just because they turn 18, they all of a sudden can rebel and control their own brand, which for whatever reason becomes porny shit…

It’s pretty obvious that these are all handled and controlled people who can’t make their own decisions..

So when I see Rowan Blanchard trying to be a half nude “artist” hipster in Brooklyn, part of me thinks the industry has moved to OnlYFans and all these girls make more money selling nudes and paying 20 percent to an agency to DM dudes for them…

Why bother working when you can make 1,000,000 a month being half naked and in lingerie…which is logical…I mean if you want attention get naked, if you want clout get naked, getting naked is a big deal…

But I like to think there’s more strategy than just doing what’s easy, fun and that feels good because dudes jacking off to you validates you….I just don’t know what that “more strategy” really is…maybe a rebirth for a second career? Who knows, there’s just so much money in Hollywood, to think someone would throw away that win at a young age to post panty pics makes zero fucking sense…

Not that Rowan Blanchard was a big enough deal and even her slutty selfies are creepy as shit, but you get what I am saying,..it’s weird….not that I care, I prefer seeing all bitches nude.

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2021

Jan

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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No matter who the fuck you are, you can appreciate a good titty drop, it is the gamification of flashing tits, and apparently girls with hot tits are all about finding ways to show those tits off, because like anything in life, from dudes with big dicks, to girls with hot asses, it’s something worth showing off because people want to see it…

So now that everyone’s a pornographer, you’ve got girls who have fucked on dating apps being told how good their tits are, while knowing in their day job that people stare at their tits, realizing they can make money off their tits, but not really fully committed to making money off their tits, then realizing other girls with great tits are making showing off tits an empowering thing, so that there’s political reason to show tit, so not only can they make money off the tits, but they can get attention from the tits, have fun showing off the tits, and be empowered and a feminist with said tits….there’s really no option but to hop on the TITTY DROP train…so here’s those titty drops…which I guess are better than dropping things like puppies, babies, or the news that you’ve got HERPES…it’s the DROP with no victims…only winners.

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2021

Jan

Australian Girl Cuddling Cow and Other Videos of the Day

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Raccoon Rescued from Building Ledge

Plane Overran the Runway

Ping Bong Fail

BBQ Wins

GUN FAIL

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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I think I missed the boat on the dot com billions because I chose to do an obscure insignificant blog instead of launching a cam site or an only fans platform or even a tube site, apparently the top two dudes at Pornhub make 30 million a year in salary…and I am sure they aren’t that much smarter than either of us…

BUT despite still being weirded out that girls watch porn, I have to remember the world is far sluttier and perverted and most importantly, a new potential start turns 18 every fucking day…

So there is hope, as long as I don’t die of COVID…..so let’s get this porn money and buy LAMBOS like a YOUTUBER…

Rihanna Looking Hot in a Weird Shoot
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Mayweather is Dating a Stripper
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Nude Model on the Desk
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Hogwarts Built Out of Sand
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Jeff Bridges Cancer has Shrunk!
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J.Lo in a Photoshoot
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Kim Cattrall’s Best Nude Scenes
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Wild Bear Attacks Camera
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Barbara Palvin and her PS5
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Hot Vintage Aerobics Shoot
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Dog Saves Owner from Attacker
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I made a point of not being a political site over the decade and a half of doing the site because I ultimately don’t care. Whenever people do LEFT / RIGHT nonsense or bitch about TRUMP, I’m like “I am from Canada, who cares”…..you shouldn’t care…life is better not caring…

I’m more into watching girls documenting their plastic surgeries on their social media as they try to be more like their filtered version of themselves is pretty fucking funny because plastic surgery is so normalized they don’t even hide it, they are empowered…not that I use social media…

I’m also into the whole girls getting naked on the only fans, dabbling in porn like it’s a legit job, like working at the mall, because that’s normalized to….not that I use social media..

So when everyone is too preoccupied with nonsense they have NO control over….as they cancel and silence those they hate…I’m like “Where the titties at”….and they are EVERYWHERE…it’s a good time to be alive…despite popular belief…

I started this said saying “I’m doing this for the nudes”, true story, my first post was a “call for nudes back in 2004″….and now the internet has answered….I can die happy…having done my part to help preoccupy and confuse the people of the internet…

Getting old sucks, I’m here trying to not get cancer, when the rest of you are trying to not get COVID, cancer seems a lot fucking worse to me, if a fever takes me out in a few days, fine…but cancer man,…that shit is lengthy as fuck and abusive as fuck and painful as..when it come fuck..to diseases….Cancer’s up there with ones I am not into getting…COVID…which I also don’t want to get and I know fucks people up…is far lower down the list…

So I’m just doing my part..

Here’s some stepLINKS…

Salma Hayek Shaking herself Dry is the Best Thing You’ll See Today
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McKayla Maroney Went On a Hike
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Dance Fail
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Britney Spears Gets Down at the Beach
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Isabella Fonte Doing her Best Emrata!
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Looking Inside a Rattlesnakes Den in 4k
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Emma Roberts Shares Baby Pic
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Fit Girl Does a Wall Climb in Slutty Fitness Gear
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Jordyn Jones Shows Off her Booty
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Mexican Sprinter Aurora Ollinger is Worth a Look
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Inter-Gender Sumo Fight
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Roller Girl Does her Slutty Roller Dance
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Jena Dewan Big Cleavage in a Sports Bra
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Anne V Looking Hot in a Bikini
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Truck Topples Over After Hitting Bottom of Bridge
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Rockets Center Demarcus Cousins Trashes James Harden
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Selena Gomez is in Vogue Australia
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30 Minute a 30 Minute Ice Bath
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Chrissy Teigen Side Boob Getting a Tattoo
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Some Memes!
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Former Tennis Player Ashley Harkleroad is Crushing It on Instagram
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Rihanna is in a Hot Lingerie Campaign
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Fat Cat Fail
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Orange Haired Model Claudia Models with Oranges
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Mike Zimmer and His Girlfriend Spotted on a Date in Cincinnati
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Bella Thorne is Fighting with Instagram
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Lamar Roasting Franklin With Original GTA V Voice Actors!
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Asshole Trolls His Dog
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Hot Model Kinga in a See Through Jacket
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Olympic Gold Medalist Klete Keller Was Allegedly Among the Trump Supporters Who Stormed the Capitol
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Meg thee Stallion’s Crash Test Dummy Latex
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12 Items to Revamp the Home Office
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Taylor Momsen is Braless in a Beater
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Armie Hammer’s Sexting is Pretty Funny…
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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J.Lo in a Bikini
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Chrissy Teigen on the Streets
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Peyton List in Pantyhose
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Hailey Baldwin in some Leggings
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Sara Sampaio in a Pink Sweat Suit
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Taylor Swift on a Walk
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Emrata BIG Momma
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Lily Rose Depp in NYCE in Sweat Pants
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J.Lo’s Fat Ass in Sweatpants
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Taylor Hill in a Lingerie Shoot Being Hot
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Eiza Gonzalez in Pink Pants
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Megan Fox in Ill-Fitting Sweatpants
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Gigi Hadid Pushing baby in Leggigns
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Lily Collins Skinny Ass in Jeans
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Ashley Benson on a Hike
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Nude Celebs in Movies!
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From stepSMUT!!

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Wine Bottle Pussy
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8 Acts that Make You Whore
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Girl Shakes her Big Boobs
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Cucumber Fucker in the Produce Section
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Victoria Cakes in a Bath is Funny
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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18 People Having a Shittier Day than You
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800 Pound….
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Girl Reveals her Big Boobs
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Elf with GLass Dildo
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Josephine Jackson Doing Yoga Topless
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Two Dildo Girl
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Big Boobed girl Sucks Boob
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Possibly the Weirdest Fucking Pic
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Way too fucking Messy
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A Bunch of Memes
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Days at the Pet Store
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Today’s Pussy Rubber
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Penelope with the Toy
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Way Too Many Vagina Piercings
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Leg Up on Stool, Squirting Like a Dog…
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Mara Crawling Out of Bed
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Solo Girls Fingers
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Beer Fucker!
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Naughty MILF
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Solo Girl Gets Down
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Pussy Rub in the SHower
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Meegan in the Hay
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2021

Jan

Taylor Momsen is Nude on her CD of the Day

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I was going to say that Taylor Momsen is being all Analog like other hip and cool “artists” that aren’t really artists, but rather marketing machines that pretend to be artists…but then I remembered that CDs were the first mainstream dive into digital music, they are the source of all that is evil thanks to Digital, and the hip and cool fucks are printing records and audio casette, not CDs because CDs fucking suck…

Which is likely why Momsent put her nude pic on the CD art, seeing as she’d expect NO ONE in the world to buy it, you know a subtle troll that was like, “if you buy it, you deserve to see my tits, cuz I feel for you loser”….and luckily, loser fanboys have the ability to take a pic and post it online so we can all see her child star turned edgy LA rocker titties!

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