Dude Gets Tossed from Plane
Warehouse Fail.
94 Year Old Piano Man
Kidnapping of the Day
High Speed Snatch – Unfortunately not THAT kind of Snatch…
Stuck in Snow…
2020
21
Dec
As you know, I find it entertaining that I do the Morning Hangover Dump at 2 pm, I blame the winter solstice, shortest day of the year motherfuckers, but it probably has more to do with my laziness, lack of interest, slowing down as I near senior citizen aged, while knowing it makes no difference in terms of the existence or survival of the site, because no one gives a shit…
HOWEVER….I am still doing the morning hangover dump steplinks, while hungover, it’s just not morning here, but maybe morning somewhere, I guess when you’re a degenerate the fact I’ve updated the site monday to friday for 16 years is pretty impressive, albeit pretty useless, but still impressive…considering it’s zero fucking rewarding….like watching a movie nowadays as they integrate WOKE storylines from TWITTER ACTIVISTS into the mix, like shut the fuck up losers and show us your tits without all this “pronoun, inclusivity, diveristy” bullshit….we all fucking suck at life, let us suck at life without Hollywood’s knee jerk reaction to be higher brow or to be inclusive so they don’t get called out for the garbage they’ve been all these decades….keep the same script but “replace that character with a black person, that with a trans”…we need to appear current…even though most people see enough of that shit on social media…let’s make christmas movies of the same storyline as before, but with gays or lesbians, it will be the SAME movie but with lesbians, oh…..let’s make one black…that’ll get some media attention and make us look good….it’s the worst kind of scrambling…
But I guess my morning links could arguably be a worst kind of scrambling…
HOWEVER….my links aren’t on NETFLIX…so
Here are some stepLINKS!
WWE Chelsea Green –
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Ariana Grande Gets Engaged
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Nude Model Photoshoot
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Journey of a Weed Plant!
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Karen Gets Lifted Up and Out of Store
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Rachel Bush is Calling for Governor Cuomo to Allow Fans at Bills Games
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Funniest Pets on TikTok
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Remote Control Plow…
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Female Sexism is Allowed
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Elliot Page is a Joke….
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Deshaun Watson’s Model Girlfriend Looking Good!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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2020
21
Dec
Oops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..
Shower Sundays…to wash off the weekend’s COVID encounters you had while pretending to social distance and care about a virus that seems like a whole lot of bullshit when you look at the stats…whether you lost some friends or neighbors or not…people fucking die, you can’t live your life in fear of dying, it’s inevitable…and some people die of COVID, 99.8 percent live, so you can get hit by a bus tomorrow or have a massive heart attack and along with being listed as a COVID death because it’s all a scam, you missed out on living for a fucking year to avoid COVID…..basically, you can’t control your life or death as much as you want to and I think we should all choose fun and go down with the fucking ship…instead of being pussies about it…that said, showers are fun to watch…to partake in…to jerk off in…to fuck in…if I could live out my life anywhere, it’d be in a shower…we just don’t have hot water here….so maybe that’s why it’s a fantasy to me….so many nice showers….
Posted in:Shower
2020
21
Dec
xOops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..
Weight Watchers Weekend because fat chicks are disgusting…I post this on a sunday to inspire fat chicks everywhere to realize that they can be less fat…as fat’s pretty gross to look at even with all that fake empowerment shit, or social acceptance, where in the 70s and 80s the fat kid would be teased, even though back then they weren’t even fat by today’s standards, assuming you can still use the “fat” word….I also post it because I find it hilarious that fat chicks think they are hot enough to do nudes…but also because I know dudes find fat chicks hot and despite discriminating against things, it’s what’s going on in pop culture, these girls are posting these, and I don’t discriminate against nudes..just what’s in the nudes…because nudes are awesome even when they aren’t…
Posted in:Fatty
2020
21
Dec
Oops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..
So the second instalment of weekend updates on a Monday is: Skinny Girl Saturday because I fucking love skinny girls. I think they are a slowly dying breed of woman, at least statistically, while America becomes lazier and fatter thanks to modern conveniences and shitty quality food, that is addictive….the skinny girl is the coveted metabolism we should all want…mainly because they have more energy to fuck…not that you can afford to fuck them…because unless they aren’t meth skinny from meth…they probably have higher bidders since their stock value is on the rise, since their stock inventory on a genetic level or aesthetic level is on the decline…basic economics you see…and you say you don’t learn nothing here….
Posted in:Skinny
2020
21
Dec
Oops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..
So the first instalment of weekend updates on a Monday is: Swimsuit Saturday because girls in swimsuits, despite being girls who get naked, but figure a swimsuit is less lewd, nude or desperate, when we all know it was the gateway outfit for girls on social media to realize how doing anything in a bikini is better…at least for likes and follows…because even at a local micro level a bitch posting her bikini pics at any age gets her real life network and neighbors jerking off…it’s a fact…which is why swimsuit pics are slutty and my friend…
Posted in:swimsuit
2020
18
Dec
The aliens who created covid want to know everything you spend! Shut down small business, focus on big evil corporations we all will be forced to work for, until there is one company that owns all the other companies….because I am pretty sure they are trying to cancel cash money….it’s so dirty…with all that COVID…wash your money and not with your whore pussy like you used to mom…
Not that I care…but we can all go into the last weekend before Christmas thinking of all the gifts we will order on the internet for our loved ones we can’t see…knowing there is a vaccine to take the survival rate of 99.7% to 99.8%….
Eliminate Cash..and have VISA and MASTERCARD accept payments for sex, like the PIMP that they are….bitch slapping us with those high interest rates…because my wife just farted some nacho smelling fart and it makes me want to have butt sex…as farts tend to do….
If you are out there picking up any online dating girlfriends be sure to use this line as a pick-up line..after you fart….say “does my fart make you want anal sex, because it makes me want to have anal sex”..but it only works when you first meet, under 5 minutes in…otherwise it is too late…
Here are some stepLINKS!
Christina Aguiler 40 Turned and Showed Some Booty!
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Odell Beckham Jr’s Girlfriend Checks In From a Hot Springs in a Bikini
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Christina Milian Pregnant in Bikini
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This Christmas – The Stripper Tree
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Kim Garner Hot in a Bikini
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Olivia Munn – Booty in Bike Shorts!
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Girl Falls on the Slack Line…
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Miley Cyrus in some Cheerleader Garb
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Czech Tennis Player Monica Kilnarova is Worth a Look
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Vanderbilt Kicker in a Bikini
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Rihanna Got Caught on Surveillance Camera
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Bela Hadid Topless in a Photoshoot
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Gillian Anderson is Single
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Melissa Carone Gets Remixed By WTFBrahh!
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Nurse Ends Up Collapsing On Live TV After Receiving COVID-19 Vaccine!
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Birthday Celebration Fail
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Lady Gaga Shows Some Cleavage
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What is French for Karen? This Lady Needs a Title.
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Tiffani Thiessen Talks About Being Everyone’s Crush
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Hot TikTok Girl Rolling Around in the Snow
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Tom Cruise Dating his Costar Hayley Atwell after his On Set Freakout
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Treena, The Dog Destroys The Christmas Tree!
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Why Mantises Are One Of The Most Feared Insects Ever!
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Dude VS Snowman…
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NFL Honors Man Who Shot at Police Following a Chase
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Rapper French Montana Has a Crazy House
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Fast Food Worker Fills Plate Up For Guy Up To The Brim!
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AK-47 Gets Messed Up And Gets Stuck In Full Auto!
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Quarantine Fun!
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Did Mike Zimmer’s Girlfriend Post a Picture of Herself in His Vikings Hoodie?
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This Might Happen if we Nuke the Moon
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George Clooney on Pranks He’s Pulled on Other A-Listers on Set
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Wrong Uber Passenger Gets Up On Car, Let The Laughs Start!
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Electrician Fail…
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Blake Griffin Ragdolled a Wizards Player Then Laughed in His Face
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Hot Nude Model in Black and White
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Quadruple Amputee Kills it on Call of Duty
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Bebe Rexha in a Hot Bunny Costume
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Raiders WR Hunter Renfrow Got Knocked Out Cold by a Brutal Helmet-to-Helmet Hit
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Hot Nude Ginger Model
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Maria Sharapova is Engaged!
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In Bed with Rebecca Black Since it is Friday
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The Best Bush Scenes of 2020
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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If You’re in Canada – Use This Link To Sign Up to Buy Bitcoin
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Josie Canseco’s Bikini Flash
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Lily-Rose Depp in Jeans…
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Selena Gomez in Billboard Magazine
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Photoshoot
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Kate Hudson Filming on Set…
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Pregnant Emma Roberts Ready to Drop
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Ariel Winter Pussy in Pants
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Sarah Michelle Gellar doing Groceries
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Hunter King & Molly Quinn
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Naked Celebs in Movies….
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Dress
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Girls Being Girls!!
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Grippy Lips
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore!
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Big Tit Reveal
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Another Big Titty Reveal
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Deepthroat World Record
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26 People Having a Shittier Day than You
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Girl Getting Off on the Floor
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Hot Amateur Babe in Action…
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Granny and her Stripper
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Liz Berkeley Pussy Flasher!
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MILF Titties
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Mature Mormon Amateur Wife Pisses on Hubby
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Animals Hate Us!
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Oiling that Ass
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Dildo Rider Pulls Shirt Up
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Risky Blowjob
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Hot Girl Riding a Pillow
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Creative Pussy Eating!
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Slutty Secretaries
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Holly Wolf Hot in the Shower
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Sluts being Sluts!
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2020
18
Dec
Alexandra Daddario, who hast the big tits you all fell for in True Detective, when her name officially got put on the map, because she’s in her 30s and has been doing the acting things, thanks to having rich and connected parents who funded her move to LA to follow her shitty dreams…
She’s been in nothing of substance, she actually sucks at acting, but big tits have a way of getting girls thinking they are more important than they are. Just ask EmRata..or RAT COW as I’ve named her and seen other sites refer to her because I got influence….I’m an influencer…
I don’t know what this is for, youtube apparently, I mean all these whores need social media to stay relevant and keep getting those jobs, why would anyone cast and pay a bitch 1,000,000 dollars or more for a movie if she doesn’t have millions of followers to promote said movie to….so social media is now life…even though I hate it…
I just know that there’s a potential nip slip, which is nice, because if you’re only known for your tits, you best be showcasing those tits at all times for fear people will forget you have tits and thus forget about you…so don’t let us forget rich kid with a dream…if anything the tits are the only reason you exist…so keep it up girl..
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Posted in:Alexandra Daddario
2020
18
Dec
Iris Law is Jude Law’s daughter doing that whole hard nipple thing on social media to really maximize the access and exposure she has in the media thanks to being Jude Law’s daughter…
I have no idea if Jude Law has ever met Iris Law, she may have been a drunken cum shot that happened one night while filming a movie, you know thanks to opportunistic women, from cocktail waitresses to that porn chick Drake knocked up….babies of rich and famous people get made…oftentimes without the rich guy’s consent…but there’s no hashtag for that…even when the girl flips the condom inside out, not that these people use condoms, if they did, Hollywood wouldn’t be a herpes outbreak at all times…thanks Valtrex for not making the industry go into lockdown like this pandemic…even though herpes may have a higher death rate than COVID…
Either way….she’s got nipples, is hot…and has a famous dad, which means she’s VERY important.
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Posted in:Iris Law
2020
18
Dec
It’s the most wonderful time of the year…but On/Offs aren’t just for Christmas, if anything there’s only a few Christmas themed On/Offs because I guess these bitches who want you to see them clothed and unclothed in the same picture lack the HOLIDAY spirit, even though I am sure a bunch of them are begging their fans to send them money for their hard work selling nude selfies…since it is the season of giving, but I don’t fuck with any of that…I am a FREE PORN kind of guy…I don’t think the capitalist approach to porn is one I am interested in…and I’ve never paid for porn, not even in the DVD era, I mean I may have rented porn a few times in the 90s, but that’s hardly paying for porn…
I also don’t consider sex work to be a real work, even if EVERYONE is on it cuz it is trendy….I think all these girls are chasing likes and follows and thus SHOULD be giving that content away from FREE, like they have since the inception of social media…where girls got rich as fuck just being sluts for free…make the corporations pay them, not the loser end consumer trying to jack off…
But I will say, in trying to build up their fanbase to sell shit like their dirty panties to, they do some creative enough shit, even if it’s not that creative to partake in a trending challenge 1000s of girls do, some daily…it’s creative enough because I want to see the clothed version vs the naked version….which is why On/Offs are so great…
Posted in:OnOff