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2020

07

Dec

Iris Apatow Cleavage of the Day

Iris is the recently 18 year old Apatow, cut from Apatow comedic royalty, because that Judd motherfucker cashed the fuck in on Comedy, and despite being a HORRIBLE stand-up comic, I saw him at some comedy fest in Montreal years ago and all he was talking about was his daughter’s vaginas or something equally disturbing referencing his daughters in a way I found uncomfortable despite being depraved….maybe if the joke was funny or intelligent I’d have a different opinion…but it was just awkward and weird….but hew is a masterful producer and I don’t hate his movies…

Well, since turning 18, Iris has been staying true to her generation of perverts raised on porn, while staying true to being a rich celebrity’s connected kid turning to social media for some hype as they build out their own brand better than poor people, all while being lewd or salacious wearing lingerie as shirts, braless, nipples, out, you get the deal…her peers sell sex videos…this is barely anything…but it is something, a young girl being “empowered” and “sexualizing” herself for likes and follows….subscribe.

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2020

07

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Support our frontline workers who are risking it all like a Fireman in a forest fire, or not quite risking it all since COVID has a 99.99% survival rate, which I guess is what freaks out all the people who see the government pushing mandatory vaccines in order to get our freedoms back, to which people are fully down to sign-up for while selling out their friends and neighbors to the authorities like real pieces of shit who don’t realizing “IN IT TOGETHER” means being in it together man, those assholes aren’t our friends and the media brainwashing us with fear about something with a 99.99% success rate is just idiotic…but SHUT IT ALL DOWN….close CALIFORNIA….while these people go to work everyday to keep you all alive….when really they are probably just super-spreader events as they expose their cunts in these places where there is COVID…..I don’t know what COVID cunt looks like, but I guess this is as close as we’ll get and I am just happy it doesn’t look like COVID foot…

I am not a conspiracy theorist, I just believe in logic and logically, the government doesn’t give a fuck about you….and either does the media, they just want clicks and ad impressions to make stupid money to perpetuate their “editorial” pieces that are all opinion based and not fact based because it makes for cheaper content…

I remember the other day I read something about IVANKA TRUMP in Vanity Fair or some other legit magazine and they said in the article “I presume she assumed she’d be in office 8 years not 4″…..presuming she assumes..

Now I am not a journalist but I know that ain’t journalism though, that’s some asshole’s useless, meaningless, unquantifiable opinion….fuck that guy…or girl…or they….

Anyway, I do find the frontline workers letting the whole HERO thing get to their head – but I do think that is ok because their new confidence brings the MRSA titties!

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Posted in:NURSES

2020

07

Dec

Olivia Munn Braless of the Day

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Olivia Munn really sucks, I don’t know what I hate about her or if I even hate her, I mean I don’t really hate anyone and not because hate is a strong word, I am all for strong words and when I hated things growing up and teachers would tell me hate was a strong word, I would say “exactly”…that’s the fucking point of hating…while with these idiots I am indifferent…

Clearly, she’s an opportunistic slut who moved to LA to do big acting things and only landed a shitty hosting job that I guess wasn’t that shitty since it put her on the map, but was pretty shitty because she wanted to be a famous actor….when she left G4TV after tricking nerds into thinking she was into nerd shit…a hot girl into nerd shit is more valuable than gold or I guess Bitcoin to these nerds…so she used that angle, got some acting jobs from her friends since she was industry and I guess felt like she made it….all on the backs of exploiting or appropriating nerd culture…

She went onto cry about producer Brett Ratner making sex jokes about her, like sex jokes are bad, in this era of everyone filming themselves fuck, sex jokes are fucking softcore G-Rater…so fuck her for that…

Then she tried to fuck with the dude who does all the X-Men movies, I think his name is Simon the Billionaire, but I could be wrong since I don’t watch those movies, but Simon the Billionaire didn’t cast her in his movie, so she flew up to Canada and staged pics with the trainer on the movie set in a private session to get an IG pic of her in Canada with the trainer of the movie, so the media would think she snuck into the movie, was a surprise castmember all to put heat on Simon the Billionaire to cast her…that’s some manipulation man…and one end it’s impressive like when I found out some actress got her start by mailing a headshot to an agent daily for a year…you know you need to do clever shit to be seen, especially pre social media….but it’s just a “how far are you willing to go” you manipulative fuck…I mean that level of desperation is a sign of a terrible fucking person…so that’s how I feel about that….

Now I don’t know what’s going on with her face here, but she’s old now and I guess that’s what this is…and despite thinking she’s the worst for the aforementioned reasons…she’s still hot…so here.

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2020

07

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFs are people too…along with Tranny, the MILF porn category has been huge for a long fucking time and it is clearly because behind a computer, you anonymous pervert fucks can jerk off to disgusting things and not really think anything of it….because MILFs for the most part are disgusting…whether it’s the gaping pussy that was sewn back up after being shredded by childbirth so bad that she was shitting out of her cunt as it perforated the shit tube and connected it to the egg hole…or the fact that it’s obviously because you want to fuck your own mother on some Oedipus Rex level of killing your dad off to get momma’s teet to yourself, a TIMELESS fetish….I mean Socrates wrote that shit back when he was fucking Aristotle back when they were inventing anal sex in Greece…long before it was something every millennial was obsessed with…

The only reason a MILF would be a good choice is if you want a bitch who has birthing out of her system, but then you have to deal with her system that has birthed….which means you get the worst of both worlds…at least if you knock a bitch up to make her that MILF she helped spread your seed, instead you’re dealing with a thick lipped, well travelled experienced and abused vagina that the guy who knocked the bitch up doesn’t want nothing to do with anymore….making you live with the fact that you’re sloppy second eater every second weekend….and holiday….

But I guess you can’t be a DrunkenStepfather without MILFs…so here’s a MILF round-up.

I guess some MILFs can be hot, if they got their start young, but it pains me at my core to admit that because it goes against everything I’ve ever known or believed in…

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2020

07

Dec

Bella Hadid Nipples of the Day

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Bella Hadid has a hard fucking face. This is like watching that Drag Queen show that everyone seems to love so much, just a hard face in make-up overdoing the whole “feminine” thing in a light hearted parody or satire, onlY Bella Hadid is committed to pretending to be a woman….even worse…the fashion industry decided her unique hard face was hot and have patted her on the back consistently enough for her to believe she’s a TOP MODEL, since she’s paid as one and has consistent work offers, invitations, and relevance…despite looking the way she did.

I am convinced it’s a jealous of the older sister, cry-baby younger sister making her parents invest in rebuilding her, since it was their genetic’s fault that she was so ugly, and since they were on TV and LA trash with a lot of money, getting her some procedures to make her less troll like was a sound investment, clearly it paid off because she really matters now….

People out there do think she’s hot, maybe it’s her eyes, but it’s probably the tits, because top models don’t typically have tits, while all I see on Bella Hadid is tits, since I pretend the rest of her doesn’t exist.

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2020

07

Dec

Hailey Baldwin Lingerie of the Day

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Nothing says “I’m a good Christian” like doing a photoshoot with your piece of shit husband in your panties….as you mooch off him for relevance and attention because you hit a brick wall or roadblock when doing it on your fucking own….despite having Kardashians and Jenners in your back pocket, inviting you places and including you in “relevant” things…it required a piece of shit husband to make the media even notice you despite being the hot one….

I don’t actually give a fuck about Hailey Bieber and I don’t actually think her in her panties in a photo with her husband is a big deal, it’s like their peers are filming sex taps for the fuck of it, a little photoshoot for media hype isn’t a big deal…I just find it weird that they play the whole Jesus card all the fucking time, they even credit their marriage to GOD being great, and not wanting to fuck out of wedlock despite having fucked out of wedlock…because all these self involved idiots are just that…idiots…being raised in narcissism, wanting expensive things, clout, etc….for no real reason besides being vapid and useless, you know their spirituality or their religiousness is just as superficial….SO….I expect this kind of slutty content that’s not as slutty as it could be cuz she’s morally sound people…the Bieber groupie who creepily trapped him….but I do like to remind myself with every sleazy pic she puts out that Jesus or not, these sluts are all the same…and that’s a good thing…

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|Hailey Baldwin Bieber

2020

07

Dec

Ava Sambora Getting Lezzy of the Day

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Ava Sambora posted this panty girl on girl tease a few days ago, I just didn’t bother posting it, even though the children of celebrities doing slutty shit for attention is a hobby of mine, I mean 75% of the celeb content I post on here is someone with a famous parent and that’s probably not by design, since I am a degenerate who doesn’t really have a plan, and more to do with me liking rich kids who don’t have to do shit to accomplish shit thanks to a last name…

I mean Sambora is rich as fuck from Bon Jovi, I mean I don’t know how rich he is, but Bon Jovi like U2 and other bands from the early 80s that are still around…still print money.

I was reading an article on Roald Dahl being an anti-semite for saying back in 1983 when asked about being an anti-semite something about “if there’s an anti- anything, it’s probably for a reasoN”….which isn’t really the point of why I brought Roald Dahl into this post…james and the Giant Peach Shit…the point was to say that his family, 30 years after his death, still make 13 million dollars a year off his royalties from his books and movie deals…13 million a year…dude’s been dead for 30 years….so I assume ava’s going to be in the same situation…so why bother doing anything buy sleazy content whilst you’re hot….everyone else is doing it…and it’s not for the fucking money man…it’s a recession, the great depression around the corner, it’s about real currency that matters when you have all the currency you ever needed…LIKES and follows motherfucker.

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2020

07

Dec

Shitty Trans Tits on HBO of the Day

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Euphoria started out strong….it was some “edgy” bullshit show that some rich LA entitled twat loser who had an industry dad decided to buy with his allowance and write with all his free time from being some rich fuck…where he likely referenced a lot of reddit, tumblr and instagram to build his shitty characters….and he got praise for having a tranny character, being woke, being a realistic version of High School kids with all their porn, fucking, cam girl shit….without thinking that doing a show about High School kids fucking is sexualizing underage people…which should get cancelled, but instead gets green lit and makes all these fucks money….Drake is one of the producers and if you’ve seen his Baby Momma you know that fucker is fucked in the head sexually…so as he monetizes off teen sex which is theoretically illegal…and planting seeds in the minds of perverts into teen sex everywhere….but since it’s on HBO it’s all good…and since they cast a Trans…they are woke….it’s just a whole lot of garbage you’d expect from inconsistent Hollywood..

But yeah, they’ve turned the storyline into the Tranny Character, who has busted out his tits, because if you’re going to grow out tits despite genetically not having tits the conventional way, you might as well show them off when they grow out…if anything for people to be like “so that’s what a trans tit looks like”…because everyone is trans obsessed…

Trannies aren’t anything new, I worked in the porn industry in 2002 and the hottest category at the time was TRANNY titles, back when trannies could only work in sex as the freaks they were seen as…..

I used to think it was because people were closet cases and the tits and womanly face made jerking off to a dude getting fucked up the ass less gay, you know easier for them to handle in their closet, but I think it may just be that people were bored and desensitized by standard sex in porn and trans switched it up….

Now that porn is mainstream, trans is mainstream because people aren’t any different than they were….

So instead of people like pornstar LARA ROXX getting HIV from pornstar Darren James, who would got to RIO to film unprotected TRANNY porn, because Trannies in America weren’t as hot, the trans people are getting HBO shows, are seen as heroes and basically everyone is now trans.

What I am getting at is tranny shit is nothing new, it’s just taken new forms and has become popular with the young people like getting tattoos or body mods or even botox used to be…

Anyway, here’s the Euphoria Trans actors TITTIES…for the people into that kind of thing…even though it is not my kind of thing…it’s still titties.

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Posted in:Tranny

2020

07

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Here’s some lactacting tits for the overly lonely fucks out there who have never had the opportunity to cum in a woman so you have some romanticized version of pregnancy and family, like it is some kind of beautiful love filled experience, where pregnant women have a this glow and the idea of having that family makes you feel less alone…which is what I assume is the psychology behind pregnancy fetishes..

OR…

You’re like me and see pregnant and post pregnant women with their blown out bodies as a safe haven to cum inside because you know they’re over the whole getting pregnant thing…

OR…

Dudes fucking love dairy, no matter where it comes from, the titty SWOLE is everything.

I don’t fucking know, but I do know MILKY TITS.