2020
09
Dec
LOOK MY FIRST BLIND ITEM.
I guess that makes me an official celebrity gossip site.
That doesn’t mean I’ve never had exclusives before, it just means I expose the motherfuckers in those exclusives…so we don’t do things blind like this girl does blind…tits out.
Posted in:Blind Item
2020
09
Dec
I know what you’re thinking, is this the position Eiza was in when Josh Duhamel went back to heterosexual sex after breaking it off with his man Fergie…?
Or maybe you’re wondering why the Mexican actress who rebuilt her face, it’s all angular, as she strives to be the next Mexican actress to infiltrate American cinema because she was rich enough to buy her work visa, so she didn’t have to dig a tunnel to Weinstein’s house.
I don’t know if she’s that accomplished yet, but people do confuse her for being hot, forgetting she’s the kind of hot that ends up making ugly babies after it gets knocked up because what you see is not what you get..Think “Demi Moore’s Kids”…that bitch spent 10 million dollars on surgery to look how she does but that didn’t save her kids or their jawlines…
Maybe you’re thinking “how brave she is to be on a Subway in these trying times, unprecedented times, stay safe Eiza”….because people still take public transportation daily in cities around the world and no one is dying of covid…
Or maybe you’re mad she’s not in a MASK, because wearing masks has been REAL effective in stopping the spread….but is she even on an actual subway or on some Hollywood set to make it look like a SUBWAY…we will never know…but we can see her insane heels she wears to offset her midget legs…that’s always fun…midgets not heels.
Good thing it’s a 99.99% survival rate….that leads me to believe we’ll all be OK, so go lick some door knobs and get on with your life before you have to walk around with a COVID VACCINE pass…fucking morons.
Posted in:Eiza Gonzalez
2020
09
Dec
Bella Hadid is doing this slutty shit for Marc Jacobs and in the comments on her instagram Marc Jacobs wrote something. like “I Love You”…and I thought, damn, these people just suck each other’s dicks as they rise to the top of relevance together….all while being vapid self serving cunts….Marc Jacobs only loves Bella Hadid because she’s the top model and he’s paying her a ton to be in his campaign instead of casting some unknown actual hot girl…because he knows if he uses an “AVON LADY” sales agent model who has influence…he can basically buy cred and at least make money back on the campaign….where an unknown hot model wouldn’t drive sales so why bother…it’s a CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME….CAPITALIZE CAPITALIZE CAPITALIZE era of disgusting ….where nothing good is being created, no substance, no elevation of the species…just pure shit for everyone….because money grubbing cunts run the show.
It’s too bad, but I guess Marc Jacobs is just happy he isn’t dying of AIDS…or that AIDS isn’t a death sentence….because it allows him to live longer and spend more money on useless shit like Bella Hadid cuz she’s trending..
The conversations amongst these people is “I love you, No I love you, No I love you, no I’ve always been a fan, no you’re a legend, you’re a legend, let’s have more champagne”…
Vapid fucking trash…gross fucking people but Bella Hadid is legit gross…look at her face and remember this is after all the surgeries and procedures she’s had do to try to be hot…because being hot is that important to her because she grew up ugly.. Fucking loser can’t be hot organically, needs financial backing to be hot, fucking loser…
Posted in:Bella Hadid
2020
09
Dec
In very weak news, Lily Rose Depp may have a hard nipple, because that’s what happens when you are a girl with girl nipples, as oppose to someone who calls themselves a girl, despite being born a dude, with dude nipples….
I am into Lily Rose Depp and her cankles that she’s decided to not include in this very important selfie for CHANEL….who I am sure have her on payroll…because she’s more an icon in France than anywhere else as she’s one of them French people….who is more important than French people because her mom was famous in france and let Johnny Depp cum in her….some breeder fetish creampie shit…
I am into Lily Depp because she’s got a great face as she navigates being an entitled rich cunt from a super famous set of balls, doing the whole instagram / fashion thing, braless and hard nippled because girls don’t do that whole bra thing, and despite this selfie sucking…I still like it…it’s classy hard nipple because it is rich hard nipple and it’s better than staring at my own hard nipple.
I actually don’t even know if that’s a hard nipple, but I’m running with it….very slowly, I’m obese.
Posted in:Lily Rose Depp
2020
09
Dec
Kristin Cavallari posted this picture of her ass behind a thong in a bikini while laying out by the pool on some clickbait vacation to either prove she’s still hot despite having 12 kids, I mean the fact her bikini bottoms even cover that blown out mom pussy is impressive, which is more than we can say about Kristin Cavallari…
She’s a recently divorced, found new dick, getting dick in Mexico when the kids were left at home…ego who thought she was too good to be in THE HILLS because she let her LAGUNA BEACH fame get to her head, thinking it would lead to legit acting work and it didn’t, so she decided to be a cum rag to athletes…where some of the cum got stuck up inside her to guarantee high monthly child support payments….
She’s trying to have a second life, but not in the gamer way, in REAL life….and is likely on The New Hills that I am sure no one watches…and this is all marketing hype cuz she’s into the way her ass looks now that she’s getting fucked and feeling herself…
It’s a few days old, but who gives a fuck.
Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|SFW
2020
09
Dec
Allow me to re-introduce myself, my name is Wet Spot Wednesday, the worst fucking day of the week.
This is my protest to those who say “HAPPY HUMP DAY” on wednesdays, I fucking hate you cunts…you’re trash…
In that Wednesday like other days don’t need to be given cute middle of the week names….and they don’t need to be prefaced with “HAPPY”….it’s a fucking day in the week, go fuck yourself…
Wet Spot Wednesday is also my protest to all the multi million dollar sites with their daily #hashtag content that sucks…because I am making fun of those by producing those..they call it satire or parody…I don’t fucking know.
I just know Wet Spots out of context look like something you’d find on the floor of a gynecological clinic and not in a “let me taste what this bitch left behind” kind of way…but in a put a fucking SOLO cup over that globular substance and evacuate the building kind of way…..you know the BAT SOUP in the WET MARKET where COVID was invented, but the vagina version…
So here’s some WET SPOTS….TOO MANY WET SPOTS.
Posted in:WetSpot
2020
09
Dec
The real question is who is out there getting cam girls and only fans girls to give them dick ratings. Like can’t you look at your dick and hate it yourself or if you love your dick as many men do – why do you seek cam girl approval…maybe it’s just the modern unsolicited dick pic – you know showing your dick with consent and being humiliated by it or complimented for it – rather than just being called a creep while still being a creep!!! Life is too short to not partake in dick rating activities i guess
I guess that’s new age romance when raised to be a self involved narcissist who communicates and experiences all of life’s greatest things through a fucking screen
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2020
08
Dec
Fame hungry idiots don’t realize the real happiness is in being invisible…
There’s only so much room for famous people before it bottoms out…and it’s starting to tip….because when everyone is trying to get famous, spending their days trying to be famous, they have no time to bother watching other people and making them famous…so it will be just a bunch of idiots producing videos of themselves that no one watches because those people are busy producing videos of themselves that no one watches….FAMELESS…..until they all give up and go back to reading, consuming content, being a spectator where it’s really more fun than being the focal point…but I guess you need to fail before getting there….
Now everyone go get plastic surgery to be the best photo worthy version of yourself and start selling those nudes…
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Victoria Justice Topless Tease for her New Single
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Girl in Tight Dress Shooting
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Kristen Cavallari’s in a Bikini with her New Boyfriend
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Rob Lowe Buys Montecito Home for 13 Million because Montecito is the Place to Be…if you’re Ellen.
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2020
08
Dec
I support self aware attention seekers…even if self awareness tends to be pretty fucking annoying, it’s an angle.
So January Jones, who I think is overrated trash saying her half naked pic in her bikini or middle-aged woman bra and panty set calling herself out for being desperate like we don’t know the story of how she got knocked up by her ex boyfriend Jason Sudeikis to trap him….and sure I am sure is also an asshole and I have no idea if he’s involved with the kid but he’s likely paid this one off a few times over because that’s what knocking up a woman does to you…it costs fucking money…
I guess what it comes down to is wondering who the the busty model turned “actor” sucked off in Hollywood, because you know there was a time she had to ladder climb, before securing that Mad Men Money….and I guess that child support money….assuming she gets paid out…which I do…
Anyway, as January Jones says…some desperation for likes and follows because that’s how you matter on social media…in this world of everything revolving around social media…and I for one prefer her half naked to clothed…so I’ll encourage her to continue down this slippery slope that oftentimes ends up with premium content set selling dildo videos….FUN….you see desperation has no where to go but MORE desperate because desperation starts, works, then people get bored and want more hardcore desperation…which makes me think we may see January Jones butthole in 2021, not because she needs the money, but because she likes being seen…she’s an actor..they live for attention…it’s their job….
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