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2020

08

Dec

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

Science says that a waist to hip ratio is what makes women the most attractive to men, it doesn’t matter the size or weight of the woman, so long as her waist to hip ratio is right, so here are some girls who think they have ratio showing off their ratio and unfortunately the ratio appeals to thicker girls who are like “it don’t matter if I be skinny it just matters if I have a waist”….that’s how thicker girls speak….and I guess that’s true based on all my research, but I think ratio is hotter when there’s not sloppy fucking ass involved…but that’s just my opinion not science….so let science do the talkin’….

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2020

08

Dec

Renee Olstead’s Premium Content of the Day

Renee Olstead is a busty actress who was on a few shows, I guess Secret Life of the American Teenager was the main one, I never saw it, but it apparently put her on the map, probably in part to her large breasts…America loves large breasts..

Well, she’s taken the step in the right direction, either because her traditional acting work was limited and she’s not getting tons of work as an actor, realizing that social media is where the dollars are at….but just on the traditional social media channels doing brand deals, but on fan sites where they can sell their nudes…

Instinctively, I find that a cash grab, but people have bills to pay and easy money is still money, I mean some of these girls rake in a million dollars in a matter of days because guys are just that perverted…

A lot of the fan premium content shit I’ve seen posted around is pure shit, no effort, barely nudes….because the girls are just ripping off desperate losers, which you could argue they should rip off….but sometimes girls bring actual tits, ass nudity…some girls masturbate or even fuck on there…you know because girls like being jerked off to…

I do think that Renee Olstead’s take is a good one, she’s looking good, has big tits, and her content is styled and there’s effort. I mean she is a profession actress who worked on real projects, she knows how it’s done and it’s must be a joke to her now that she’s cashing in. I mean it’s probably more lucrative than staged leaked nudes to get noticed…or actual leaked nudes…you know make that money because everything is porn and everything is a commodity you can sell….especially with tits like this…

So not knowing much about Renee, appreciating her tits and her content, I think it makes sense for her to continue down this road…where she stops no one knows…but for now it’s titty empowerment froom some good titty….enjoy.

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2020

08

Dec

Rowan Blanchard Lingerie of the Day

Rowan Blanchard is basically a snapshot of the mainstream because she’s a Disney Trained puppet that her family sold off to an industry, forcing her to see how real kids live via social media, only to turn 18, give them all the finger and move to Brooklyn where she can live out her dream as a Queer Pronoun using “artist/model” content producer who will likely launch a fan account because it’s cool to sell nudes, like it’s cool to be naked and posing in photoshoots, they say it is empowering, which it may be, for all the dudes who get to see various famous people chasing the cheap and easy cash grab for attention, rather than the long drawn out cocktease celebs used to do to keep people compelled by them for longer periods of time….

There was a time when I used to have to DIG to find a celeb bikini, booty, anything…I’d rely on paparazzi who would hide in dumpsters and rent helicopters for the shit…but now it’s just TOO much EVERYDAY….and it’s wild..

I’ve been calling celebrity women sluts for ever, it’s part of my angle…not that slutty is bad, it is when the slutty isn’t actually slutty, but for the most part we like slutty….so it turns out…I was right…girls love being jacked off to….by strange men…even though they’ve called us creeps for it forever…they NOW know our value.

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2020

08

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Tight Pants motherfuckers….every girl, no matter the size has embraced the tight pant movement, which is nice because I remember the late 90s when girls thought oversized sweatpants or velour Juicy Couture pants were the fucking shit and those moherfuckers occassionally hugged an ass right, but for most girls it made them look like fat homeless slops in two size too big sweat pants because you dropped 40 pounds since the hepatitis and HIV you got from drinking out of puddles and eating pigeons…..you know not the hottest look….

So when leggings came back, bike shorts came back, women realized that it was like walking around naked, only instead of being naked, they looked better than being naked, cuz the pants held all their sloppy together.

I have spent the better part of a decade, since tight pants made the comeback, staring at asses and pussies any chance I get in tight pants…and these are a bunch of girls, since girls are shameless attention seekers trying to get views…in tight pants.

Som good, some bad, some photoshopped, some fake asses, you know a mix of tight pants…on a Tuesday…

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2020

08

Dec

Rainey Qualley Booty of the Day

Rainey Qualley Booty

Rainey Qualley is Andie MacDowell’s 30 year old daughter who is making some moves now that she’s been allowed out of the off-grid cabin in the North Carolina Smokey mountains she likes to give the illusion she was raised in…you know backwoods, inbred, logger shit….

My main concern when it comes to Rainey Qualley is where the fuck was her shameless self promotion when she was 20…it’s like why wait til 30 to decide to become some song and dance music act….I mean she’s a celebrity rich kid…why the slacking…

I don’t know why she’s showing you her ass, but it’s her ass….her 30 year old ass….promoting her music which is a pretty effective way to promote basically anything.

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2020

08

Dec

Ashley Benson Latex of the Day

Ashley Benson

Ashley Benson is on the prowl, or at least realizing that she’s got a huge social media following and everything that matters or that happens in the world is from social media…and this girl just had to get cast on Pretty Little Liars and coast….

The brand deals these idiots get, the money they make, far more substantial than acting work, which is great for Benson since her last acting job was pretending to be a lesbian for clout….that’s not to say she didn’t eat pussy, but she clearly realized that lesbianism is a weird fetish or a myth…something perverts do…

So in recent months, she’s steppe it up, assuming this is stepping it up, because people need to buy product and how would they buy product without having people like BENSON manipulating us to buy in exchange for a pay out…fuckers.

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2020

08

Dec

Alexandra Daddario Skinny of the Day

Alexandra Daddario Skinny

Alexandra Daddario’s a garbage actress with a rich family who helped her get to a place where idiots can confuse her for a legit actress because she’s been lingering around the celebrity scene for a long time now because she’s a rich kid who has access..

She really isn’t someone who should be seen as more than just a set of tits in True Detective and I am sure there are fans of her that have been up on her shit for a long time because celebrities have that kind of fan base…the weirdos who are obsessed…even before they saw her tits.

I’ve seen her in a movie since True Detective and she was neither hot or good at acting, which must be hard to pull off because acting is a fucking joke, don’t believe the lies they tell you about how important they are…it’s part of the scam.

Now, I don’t mind that she’s big tits on a skinny frame, which is what this is about..but without the tits…does she really make a sound..you know bear in the woods shit.

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2020

08

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tit Tuesday is the most wonderful time of the day for all the tiny titty lovers out there who are either into tiny tits, or into supporting girls with tiny tits to feel empowered about their tiny tits, so that they don’t jack them up, or jack them off, at least not with their titties since the one thing small tits can’t do is titty fuck, but with my micro dick, it’s an inny not an outty, that’s fine with me…I can’t titty fuck anyway…

I get the appeal of big sloppy tits, I like them too, but if you’re born with small tits, own the small tits and do sit ups so that your small tits remain on a tight body to keep the small tits on a tight package because you don’t want to be the fat girl with no tits.

What I am saying is small tits have hotter asses and ass is what you actually fuck so that’s the end goal.

Small tits for all….or at least for you….with all these small tits.

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2020

08

Dec

Amber Rose Wants Your Tips for You to Get a DM of the Day

In what world is paying a girl moeny to DM you a normal thing….it’s on such a high level of desperate by a low level person…but it is happening.

THe best thing about the Only Fans DMs is that it’s most likely done by Indian virtual assistants running off a script of slutty things to write the perverts….

It’s the reason these girls are doing the Only Fans thing, they know there’s a percentage of their followers who are perverts with credit cards who are that level of loser who would pay for nudes despite the internet being full of nudes…so it’s a cash grab…

It’s not because they want to build a rapport or relationship or friendship with their highest tippers, their tippers are the low level losers they know are losers that they are mooching off of to live their dream…

They LAUGH about their earning and how pathetic people are….

But for Amber Rose, who was a stripper, maybe it’s a way for her to tap into her career, her passions, the things she did before Kanye turned her into a Hip Hop cum dumpster…or whatever you call a girl who gets impregnated by rappers…cum dumpster to me, may be “angel sent from heaven to give rappers something to fall in love with and procreate with so that their genetics live on and are raised by such a morally sound, power woman”…

These are her tits, check em out!

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2020

08

Dec

Halsey Dirty Tongue of the Day

Halsey

Here’s some Halsey tongue all dirty to remind you of all the DJ ass she would eat back when she was getting her start as a club slut party girl wherever she was from who was able to get to the right DJ to give her a chance at doing the vocals on one of his hit songs so that they could together create bullshit pop music with a bullshit origin story about how she was homeless to make her money to get some bullshit tits to try to heat up her otherwise boring try hard look, because pop stars are zero edgy, interesting, compelling, but rather all bullshit…even when they try to play hard…they’re fucking DISNEY bro…and I’m sure Halsey would have fucked Disney or eaten Disney unshowered ass to get where she’s got.

Here are those titties…

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