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2020

07

Dec

Hailey Baldwin Lingerie of the Day

Nothing says “I’m a good Christian” like doing a photoshoot with your piece of shit husband in your panties….as you mooch off him for relevance and attention because you hit a brick wall or roadblock when doing it on your fucking own….despite having Kardashians and Jenners in your back pocket, inviting you places and including you in “relevant” things…it required a piece of shit husband to make the media even notice you despite being the hot one….

I don’t actually give a fuck about Hailey Bieber and I don’t actually think her in her panties in a photo with her husband is a big deal, it’s like their peers are filming sex taps for the fuck of it, a little photoshoot for media hype isn’t a big deal…I just find it weird that they play the whole Jesus card all the fucking time, they even credit their marriage to GOD being great, and not wanting to fuck out of wedlock despite having fucked out of wedlock…because all these self involved idiots are just that…idiots…being raised in narcissism, wanting expensive things, clout, etc….for no real reason besides being vapid and useless, you know their spirituality or their religiousness is just as superficial….SO….I expect this kind of slutty content that’s not as slutty as it could be cuz she’s morally sound people…the Bieber groupie who creepily trapped him….but I do like to remind myself with every sleazy pic she puts out that Jesus or not, these sluts are all the same…and that’s a good thing…

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|Hailey Baldwin Bieber

2020

07

Dec

Ava Sambora Getting Lezzy of the Day

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Ava Sambora posted this panty girl on girl tease a few days ago, I just didn’t bother posting it, even though the children of celebrities doing slutty shit for attention is a hobby of mine, I mean 75% of the celeb content I post on here is someone with a famous parent and that’s probably not by design, since I am a degenerate who doesn’t really have a plan, and more to do with me liking rich kids who don’t have to do shit to accomplish shit thanks to a last name…

I mean Sambora is rich as fuck from Bon Jovi, I mean I don’t know how rich he is, but Bon Jovi like U2 and other bands from the early 80s that are still around…still print money.

I was reading an article on Roald Dahl being an anti-semite for saying back in 1983 when asked about being an anti-semite something about “if there’s an anti- anything, it’s probably for a reasoN”….which isn’t really the point of why I brought Roald Dahl into this post…james and the Giant Peach Shit…the point was to say that his family, 30 years after his death, still make 13 million dollars a year off his royalties from his books and movie deals…13 million a year…dude’s been dead for 30 years….so I assume ava’s going to be in the same situation…so why bother doing anything buy sleazy content whilst you’re hot….everyone else is doing it…and it’s not for the fucking money man…it’s a recession, the great depression around the corner, it’s about real currency that matters when you have all the currency you ever needed…LIKES and follows motherfucker.

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Posted in:Ava Sambora

2020

07

Dec

Shitty Trans Tits on HBO of the Day

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Euphoria started out strong….it was some “edgy” bullshit show that some rich LA entitled twat loser who had an industry dad decided to buy with his allowance and write with all his free time from being some rich fuck…where he likely referenced a lot of reddit, tumblr and instagram to build his shitty characters….and he got praise for having a tranny character, being woke, being a realistic version of High School kids with all their porn, fucking, cam girl shit….without thinking that doing a show about High School kids fucking is sexualizing underage people…which should get cancelled, but instead gets green lit and makes all these fucks money….Drake is one of the producers and if you’ve seen his Baby Momma you know that fucker is fucked in the head sexually…so as he monetizes off teen sex which is theoretically illegal…and planting seeds in the minds of perverts into teen sex everywhere….but since it’s on HBO it’s all good…and since they cast a Trans…they are woke….it’s just a whole lot of garbage you’d expect from inconsistent Hollywood..

But yeah, they’ve turned the storyline into the Tranny Character, who has busted out his tits, because if you’re going to grow out tits despite genetically not having tits the conventional way, you might as well show them off when they grow out…if anything for people to be like “so that’s what a trans tit looks like”…because everyone is trans obsessed…

Trannies aren’t anything new, I worked in the porn industry in 2002 and the hottest category at the time was TRANNY titles, back when trannies could only work in sex as the freaks they were seen as…..

I used to think it was because people were closet cases and the tits and womanly face made jerking off to a dude getting fucked up the ass less gay, you know easier for them to handle in their closet, but I think it may just be that people were bored and desensitized by standard sex in porn and trans switched it up….

Now that porn is mainstream, trans is mainstream because people aren’t any different than they were….

So instead of people like pornstar LARA ROXX getting HIV from pornstar Darren James, who would got to RIO to film unprotected TRANNY porn, because Trannies in America weren’t as hot, the trans people are getting HBO shows, are seen as heroes and basically everyone is now trans.

What I am getting at is tranny shit is nothing new, it’s just taken new forms and has become popular with the young people like getting tattoos or body mods or even botox used to be…

Anyway, here’s the Euphoria Trans actors TITTIES…for the people into that kind of thing…even though it is not my kind of thing…it’s still titties.

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Posted in:Tranny

2020

07

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Here’s some lactacting tits for the overly lonely fucks out there who have never had the opportunity to cum in a woman so you have some romanticized version of pregnancy and family, like it is some kind of beautiful love filled experience, where pregnant women have a this glow and the idea of having that family makes you feel less alone…which is what I assume is the psychology behind pregnancy fetishes..

OR…

You’re like me and see pregnant and post pregnant women with their blown out bodies as a safe haven to cum inside because you know they’re over the whole getting pregnant thing…

OR…

Dudes fucking love dairy, no matter where it comes from, the titty SWOLE is everything.

I don’t fucking know, but I do know MILKY TITS.

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Posted in:Lactating

2020

07

Dec

Covid Lunatics and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunken Wedding Dance

Rent a Wreck

Flying Wheel

Cliffhanger

Truck Separated from Trailer

Boat Falls Off Trailer

Texting Trucker

Motorcycle Fail

Masked Sleeper

Roller Coaster

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

07

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am in an identity crisis because I was always the pervert or most perverted person I knew but now I am being out-perverted by the normals and I am no longer perverted at all in comparison so I’ve lost confidence in my perversion but realize the normals are just reenacting what they see in porn, they aren’t pushing the boundaries of perversion, the are just broadening the sweep of the pervert brush.

Here are some stepLINKS while I reflect on my existence.

Barbara Palvin Hot in Lingerie
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Instagram Model Flashes her Bra at the Bengals Dolphins Game
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Lingerie Model
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Bikini Chick and the Champagne
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Restoring And Colorizing 160-Year-Old Civil War Era Photos!
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This Guy Shows The Correct Way To Deal With A Girlfriend’s Sad Face!
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Martial Artist Stops Kidnapper In His Tracks!
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Barack Obama’s high school basketball jersey sells at auction
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The 2020 Gingerbread House
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Alex Trebek Ends Up Calling Out Sean Connery!
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Being Santa Would be Torture
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Matthew Perry’s ex says she got him drugs while pregnant
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Making a Rube Goldberg Machine in Quarantine
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

07

Dec

Shower Sundays of the Day

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Foiled again….I did have every intention on posting these weekend posts during the weekend, which is the entire point of them…but I looked at the shitty computer and I felt my carpal in my elbows and arthritis in my hands…and I looked to the streaming apps that have been rotting my brain for at least 2 years now and said “no one gives a fuck about the weekend updates on the site, I’ll just do them monday”..

I am a procrastinator in the worst way and the fact that I even update the site daily during the week is fucking insane to me….a mental disorder motherfuckers…

Today we have – Shower Sundays where girls are in the shower because sometimes we have to wash off our sin, or at least our stink from sitting on the couch everyday doing nothing by eating and sweating in our own filth….the shower is where I get all my best ideas, which have turned out to be terrible ideas, so I don’t bother showering anymore…I am boycotting it for wronging me…where’s my private jet SHOWER…I don’t see it…so instead I stare at women in the shower who want you to see them in the shower because they released pics of them showering…exhibitionists…

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Posted in:Shower

2020

07

Dec

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

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Foiled again….I did have every intention on posting these weekend posts during the weekend, which is the entire point of them…but I looked at the shitty computer and I felt my carpal in my elbows and arthritis in my hands…and I looked to the streaming apps that have been rotting my brain for at least 2 years now and said “no one gives a fuck about the weekend updates on the site, I’ll just do them monday”..

I am a procrastinator in the worst way and the fact that I even update the site daily during the week is fucking insane to me….a mental disorder motherfuckers…

Today we have Weight Watchers Sunday as a follow-up to Skinny Girl Saturdays to prove my point that skinny is better while also saying that these fatties out there really are delusional and think they are hot as fatties because pervert dudes have no standards and will fuck anything – even fatties – as they get more and more desensitized by porn….they need options to switch it up and Trannies have dicks so diving down that road is a whole other fucking world that you may not be ready for as a “switch up”…while fat girls are an easier option, plus you’ll likely eat well…

I don’t like the look of fat girls but they’ve found a loophole and now think they are hot, so why discriminate against their nudes..

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Posted in:Fatty

2020

07

Dec

Skinny Girl Saturday of the Day

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Foiled again….I did have every intention on posting these weekend posts during the weekend, which is the entire point of them…but I looked at the shitty computer and I felt my carpal in my elbows and arthritis in my hands…and I looked to the streaming apps that have been rotting my brain for at least 2 years now and said “no one gives a fuck about the weekend updates on the site, I’ll just do them monday”..

I am a procrastinator in the worst way and the fact that I even update the site daily during the week is fucking insane to me….a mental disorder motherfuckers…

Today we have – Skinny Girl Saturday because with the fattening up of America, despite fat being a toxin that shortens livess, lowers quality of life, leads to all kinds of chronic illness, and isn’t really nice to look at….the lazier the people get the more disgusting they become and our only salvation is vanity from girls who don’t subscribe to the whole fat is beautiful laziness…so I think it’s important to celebrate that so skinny isn’t an archive or chapter in history as humans survive on pharmaceuticals in their lay-z-boy recliner watching whatever brainwashing nonsense I am probably watching thanks to the streaming apps..

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Posted in:Skinny

2020

07

Dec

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

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Foiled again….I did have every intention on posting these weekend posts during the weekend, which is the entire point of them…but I looked at the shitty computer and I felt my carpal in my elbows and arthritis in my hands…and I looked to the streaming apps that have been rotting my brain for at least 2 years now and said “no one gives a fuck about the weekend updates on the site, I’ll just do them monday”..

I am a procrastinator in the worst way and the fact that I even update the site daily during the week is fucking insane to me….a mental disorder motherfuckers…

Today we have – Swimsuit Saturday which is girls in Swimsuits that is meant to be girls who upload swimsuit pics of themselves but probably are dudes who uploaded pics of girls who uploaded pics of their bikinis on instagram and that’s good enough for me…

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Posted in:swimsuit