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2020

30

Nov

Jojo Panty Face of the Day

Jojo is the busty child star turned lingerie star because I guess Rihanna is a fan of hers and maybe grew up to her movies back in the shanty she’s rumored to be from in Barbados, not that she was there that long, she escaped paradise in what I would think is a weird fucking story, one that makes me think HUMAN TRAFFICKING as she was 14, even with parental consent that seems fucked up, but no one seems to care because she’s a billion dollar empire…but I still care to know the real fucking twisted story of perverted Hollywood and the 14 year old BAJAN they brought in…

I know, Rihanna is not Jojo, but Rihanna did give Jojo the most meaningful work she’s ever had, seeing as she’s all in her underwear with panties on her face like you used to be when you’d be home from school before your mom or sister got home and you’d want that not so fresh pussy scent all over you for masturbation purposes…I mean it’s nothing to be ashamed of, I probably wouldn’t bring it up during the holidays though, but dudes like to jack off to panties and not even in a comedic way…I mean people have been buying panties off the internet forever…my first interent business in the early 2000s are going to be a panty selling marketplace since ebay and criagslist banned it back when porn wasn’t everywhere and people still frowned on it…

…so Jojo with panties on her head may be a trigger of what you did in your horny teen with no self control days….or it could be a trigger of how good jacking off to dirty panties was….forcing you to dive back into that world you’ve turned your back on due to shame….

Well this is the era of no shame even for things you should have shame for….so follow Jojo’s lead and sniff some fucking panties.

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2020

30

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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They say that MILFs are people too…. I don’t buy it, I figure once you create a person, you are no longer a person, you gave up that right and are now strictly the caregiver for what will likely be a piece of shit, at least based on the direction society is going, I have no real hope for the future generation, but that’s not to say their narcissistic, selfie taking, idiotic influencer following parents are any fucking better….that’s just it, the shitty people reproduce, the interesting people don’t…

So seeing MILFs is not a fetish to me, who wants a maternal bitch with someone elses kid…I am a drunkenstepfather and it wasn’t all that great in the early days…kids fucking suck…and if she’s not maternal and just a bad mom, who would want to fuck that, not that we care about child welfare, but when doing lines of meth off a toilet see while drunk with a bitch who has kids, even the biggest sociopath would think, “she’s pretty garbage”….which I guess could lead to more aggressive passionate sex…but you’d probably not feel much since the pussy was blown the fuck out…you get what I am saying here…MILFs are really only funny when they are your friend’s mom and you’re trying to piss him off….they aren’t hot as a viable option…unless you only get off by fisting…because there is no way MILF pussy is as tight as MILFs like to pretend they are….”yeah, it bounced back, I do my kegels…”…sure it fucking did.

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2020

30

Nov

Bebe Rexha Weird Pussy Print of the Day

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I don’t know what’s going on with Bebe Rexha’s cunt, but it looks fucking weird…

I know it’s not pussy wedgie wednesday yet, but there’s some kind of pussy wedgie happening, but I am not too sure that’s a pussy that’s being wedged between said crotch hugging onesie, one of those pussy hungry so it eats everything like she does, you know her pussy learned that over-eating disorder from her pussy momma herself….

Bebe Rexha is fat, but I think she’s been working out during quarantine like all the fatties who were told COVID kills fattes, but I do think this is more of a custom tailoring fail…..you know they had to get the Drag Queen size to fit her belly, and in doing that it all bunched up in her crotch….like she’s rocking a dick, which people may be into….

She’s a 30 something mom bodied rich songwriter gone popstar and her outfits is some Cuella Deville looking weirdness, but that pussy definition, is weirder.

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2020

30

Nov

Ashley Benson Has No Nipples of the Day

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Remember when Ashley Benson was a lesbian for about a year before going back to the cock…that was a good time, not that I care. I don’t consider lesbianism real, it’s just girls being girls, either attention seeking from men, or dabbling in pussy eating because it’s trending….and being with men is basic, obvious, boring…you know either damaged from men or not hot enough to get a man….misconstruing friendship with other girls as something sexual, because like men, women are perverts….only they don’t get in trouble when they get their girls drunk and end up fisting them…instead it’s “Last night was crazy”….or “am I gay now, I’ll run with this”….until it gets boring and time to get the cock….

EITHER WAY…this isn’t about big titty Benson’s lesbianism…it is about the fact that despite being this feminist who fucks chicks for fun, she’s allowed the people who she is working for to photoshop her nipples out, because that’s not very empowered or feminist…that’s saying nipples are bad…basically giving into the evil and misogynistic patriarchy they all whine about because we sexualize tits like we are supposed to.

I think this is what people need to protest!

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2020

30

Nov

Girl Buying Cucumber in Grocery Store of the Day

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Remember, porn has infiltrated our lives and is everywhere we look, but that’s nothing new to me, I’ve been sexualizing all things for as long as I can remember, it’s just far more obvious and more importantly socially acceptable….because I know this girl is likely going to fuck a cucumber for Reddit….or is trying to get this reaction out of maskless men during COVID who think she’s going to fuck this cucumber…since we’re all fucking perverts!!

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2020

30

Nov

Ana De Armas See Through Leggings of the Day

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In very important news, the Elian Gonzalez of her generation, Ana De Armas Castro, straight from the mean streets of COMMUNIST CUBA, has managed to tuck her dick hard up inside her escape communist CUBA by marrying some dude in Spain, where she was able to have a successful career, but also get that EURO passport so that she’d never be trapped in CUBA again, but can instead be a fat, rich tourist in Cuba like she probably always wanted to be, and was hot enough to be, because look at her now, all rubbing her pussy on Ben Affleck’s motorcycle, like it doesn’t have herpes, because she probably already has herpes, I mean she’s been dating Ben Affleck for a while now….whether it’s just for PR for both of them, you know some marketing tactics or it’s love, who fucking cares, she’s in sheep leggings showing off her thong, and since she’s hot, which is why she escaped CUBA in the first place, the world is so unfair when it comes to good looking people, stop going against the white man, go against the hot people who get all they ever want because someone out there wants to fuck them….in this case…all of you…but also Ben Affleck..

I actually like Ana De Armas as an actor and I wonder if Ben Affleck shows her pics of breadlines in CUBA or empty shelves in stores anytime she acts up, because I would.

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2020

30

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Lactating tits – worst fetish ever…

Enjoy nature and all it’s disgusting glory….

But I guess milk filled titties, being all milk filled, make for a good time…if you’re malnourished, into human dairy, and like full fucking tits that are engorged and ready to explode…

They do make going to Starbucks more interesting now that women breast feed in public more than they used to, because they are loving their full titties….

So there are worse things than Lactating tits, but I typically see lactating tits as a positive when out in public not expecting to see tit, or in a marriage when bored of the pregnant wife who is now a mom, so the bigger filled tits are more exciting….plus as a compulsive eater…I could think of worse ways to emotionally eat calories I don’t need.

But lactatating tits as a fetish to those normal single dudes…it’s weird…definitely not the worst out there, there are so many weirdo things being sexualized, but still bad.

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2020

30

Nov

Frida Aasen See Through of the Day

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Her name is Frida Aasen. She was born in Kristiansand, which seems like some religious amusement park full of bible thumping weirdos being sexual deviants in the on site motel rooms, as those Christian leaders always get caught doing….

She’s not an evangelical leader curing disease, but she’s a hot model, who is showing some tit and that’s the only religion we really need in this soulless, no morals or values, depravity of society that I am all for, the power of perversion too strong….

Kristiansand, is unfortunately not a bible thumping weird place for religious freaks, but rather a town in Norway, that creates freakishly hot, actual models in an era of self-produced models, like this babe…

Who fucking cares, I’m here for the titty flash.

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2020

30

Nov

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is some Kalamazoo Michigan white trash who had a mom that threw her into some dancing child reality show because like Britney Spears’ white trash parents, she knew there was something good about the creature that crawled out of her cunt in the trailer park pool, not that she has star power, but with the right training, could become a huge hit, so long as she consistently posts her dancing body on the internet, in half naked photos or showing off her trained dancer body doing dance moves like twerking….because white girls twerk.

I guess it’s better than becoming a meth addict, sex worker, stripper back home in Michigan, bitch is now rich, in LA, doing big things.

Yes, she has an inbred face and there’s little confidence she’ll stay fit for her entire life….and yes, I do assume she’ll end up looking like a bitch working at the Car Wash cash or the Jiffy Lube front desk back home in Michigan…but until then…let’s watch her half nakedness, because all girls are like sex workers on the internet now…nakedness for all to see….it’s a great trend…far bigger and more important than Jordyn Jones is.

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2020

30

Nov

Rowan Blanchard Nipple of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is some child star who has been sucked the fuck up by the fucked up generation she’s a part of….

She’s now a queer, edgy, doing nude shoots, because porn I guess is seen as normal, except to the advertisers I try to get to advertise here who all say it’s too pornographic…when being softcore compared to the shit these mainstream people are producing….

She was a child star sold off to the industry, which I guess could fuck a girl up hard enough that at 18, when in charge of her own money, she can run to Brooklyn to be that artist woke hipster with her tits out.

I didn’t know of Rowan Blanchard as a child star, I don’t watch things with kids in it, they annoy me…..but I do see her posting her semi-high-concept nudes which is always funny to see when someone had a “mainstream” career as a kid, one that they traded their childhood for, going onto bigger more gutter things, involving nudity…

Now, I am not a hater on nudity, I think all celebs should be naked at all times, I just think it is funny that everyone is naked, even mainstream shitheads, because porn is just that powerful…it makes all these people degenerates, but even in a world of degenerates, I remain a spectator, despite having been a degenerate all these years….but this isn’t about me, it’s about child star nips.

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