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2020

14

Dec

Francia Raisa Bikini of the Day

Francia Raisa is so funny because she gave up her Kidney to Selena Gomez for Clout, or because she thought she’d get somewhere bigger having been the girl to save Selena’s life, but it didn’t really pan out that way…I think Selena Gomez called security on her in the hospital room and never spoke to her again after getting said Kidney….but maybe their falling out was more drawn out…because celebrities are horrible people who do horrible things for their horrible self serving selves….even this Francia’s act of kindness was strategic to get more hype…

Insteaad, she’s now one Kidney short of a full set, clearly the kidney she needed to flush the fat out of her, because these midget legs are thick…

I actually kind of like it…in part because she’s willing to give up a kidney for Selena Gomez friendship that only happened after a casting call for a Kidney match…but also because it backfired on her so she’s gotta go back to the drawing board with the bikini pics or bikini walk… even though she looks like she’s going to the midget toss….as the midget being tossed…

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2020

14

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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I don’t know why MONDAYS are for MOMs around here? I do MILKY TIT MONDAY and MILF MONDAY every monday….when the whole reason I started this site was because as a stepfather, the whole MOM thing is more of a punishment or curse than a blessing….because as a stepfather you have to deal with the same fucking bullshit an actual dad deals with…KIDS…without the benefit of them being genetically yours so that they feel some sense of loyalty to you…so you’re just this outsider asshole in your own damn house…and the bitch you’re with has the sloppy tits and stomach and pussy of a mom…without having brought your kid out there to the world…but rather some other dude’s accident that you have to keep cleaning up year after year…after year…some other man’s trash is someone else’s trash than you remember was someone else’s trash after being forced to fist her to feel both sides of her pussy at the same time…

You get what I am saying…and that is that the MILF fetish should be no one’s fetish but since it is…it gives mom’s hope that they still have sex appeal…I mean clearly they are sluts…they brought life in the world from getting cummed inside…

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2020

14

Dec

Phoebe Tonkin Titties of the Day

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Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actress who is dancing with her bra out because girls are attention seeking sluts even when they already have 6.3 million followers, but that’s never enough for these celebrities, because all they need as much attention as possible to be hireable and to matter and I guess to feel like their efforts are headed in the right direction since Social Media is Life…even if it’s just one giant bullshit ad with idiots crying for attention..

I don’t know anything Phoebe Tonkin has been in, I just know that she’s dating or married to Brie Larson’s ex boyfriend so I am sure we likely could bond on hating that busted up using pile of trash who’s best act is pretending to be a fucking celebrity….fuck Brie Larsen…while wanting to fuck Phoebe Tonkin, she’s better.

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2020

14

Dec

Rowan Blanchard Racy of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is some child star who was on Girl Meets World, which was some spinoff of Boy Meets World that really only had minor impact on the world and that minor impact was a sudden interest in Maitland Ward that evolved into her being a top porn chick at 45….after years of irrelevance…after the first Boy Meets World…..it gave her new life….

So this one’s some sold by her parents to an industry that obviously ate her up and spat her out forcing her to find substance like so many other girls on the internet through being a naked, queer, hipster lesbian…it’s mainstream, its basic…but we still get to see them being all outrageous…and the reality is that this content is better than promo or paparazzi pics…the insternet porny selfie from a working actress in some kind of identity crisis on some Rumspringa where she’s becoming EDGY to break free from Disney….it’s pretty lame but the end result is favorable to all of us…so keep it up…

She pushes that she’s the first QUEER Disney star, which I find very HARD to believe, even Miley Cyrus would likely be defined as QUEER, but like all people trying to be edgy doing things that have been done on the internet for years, in all their self involved glory, it must feel like she’s breaking boundaries or the rules and thus this iconic personality….when really she’s just doing shit that’s been done…but we’ll let her think she’s pushing the limits and living her best queer life now that she’s into girls like all other girls…but it’s nonsense….nonsense that gets them flashing….for feminism…down with the patriarchy with things for the patriarchy to stare at and jerk off to if you’re into that kind of thing…the world’s pretty slutty…

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2020

14

Dec

Sienna Miller Nude Scene of the Day

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This is a Sienna Miller nude scene that’s circulating, I have no idea what it is from, but it is likely a new addition to the Sienna Miller archive, the older and wiser titty flash for all the people into the Sienna Miller machine…

The scene seems to involve pussy eating, for people not scared of getting cold sores assuming that she’s rich and fancy and her pussy doesn’t smell like feces, but at the same time, a lot of rich and fancy bitches know people will fuck them under any and all circumstances so they don’t bother doing anything about that bacterial infection fishy smell…then there’s the whole room catching on fire thanks to the candles they lit to set the mood for their sex, I mean if you’re going to fuck Sienna Miller, you might as well make an expeerience of it…you know put that effort you would never put into your sloppy old wife…

Funny enough, I’ve been a Sienna Miller fan since her inception, I thought she was a hot UK mess who some how failed into being an actual celebrity and in becoming an actual celebrity….she used getting naked in all her movies as an angle to secure her worth….because she never seemed like an actual actor…just someone who happened to be on set one day because she was fucking the director after meeting him in a bar one night…and who decided to throw her in the scene, pussy out….because they needed someone willing to put her pussy out there in the movie and he knew first had she was about that life…

Even funnier, I know nothing about the Sienna Miller origin story, after years of actually liking her, I couldn’t even name one of the movies she gets naked in or why I like her…maybe dementia, maybe alocholism, maybe she wasn’t that good…I don’t know….but she’s back…which is a big deal if you noticed she was gone….

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2020

14

Dec

Zoey Deutch Topless of the Day

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I don’t know what this ZOEY DUTCH picture is for, but an ass in a full back panty, because I still see the value in a full back panty, as you have probably figured out with my weekly FULL BACK PANTY post that you likely don’t actually know exists because you don’t actually care about what I have to say, but instead are only here because you googled Zoey Dutch in full back panties, or maybe you are ZOEY DUTCH just googling yourself to see what’s going on in your quest of celebrity, I mean what else is there to do but google yourself and brunch…I mean she’s a rich kid…they do rich kid shit..

That said, I don’t mind her in at least one TV show or movie I’ve seen her in, so that makes staring at her Lea Thompson created ass, yes this bitch has crawled out of the mom from Back to the Future’s pussy at least ONCE…which makes jerking off to her more interesting, I mean it’s also the only reason she’s getting jobs, so why shouldn’t it be the reason you jack off to her when she posts booty clickbait.

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2020

14

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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It’s hard to hate on tits since they’ve been a reliable source of entertainment for basically my entire life….from a young age neglected from being breast fed, giving me a breast obsession, always seeking the teet….to my high school days around perky tits in bras that weren’t at all the padded bras of a later generation…leading to hard nipples everywhere…from teachers and students alike…to my stripclub days..of spending hours in a stripclub everyday…sometimes multiple times a day to just see tit…to this internet life of tits everywhere….I just like tits…gross tits, hot tits, big tits, small tits, multiple nipple tits, lack of nipple tits…just tits in general are a good thing and I even created a website about tits….

But seeing tits in their natural form, doing what they are designed to do, feeding their offspring…all milk filled and nutritious…a fucking dairy aisle in the grocery store all strapped to their motherfucking engorged tits…I still find lactation gross.

That’s not to say I wouldn’t suck a milk filled tit, it’s just to say I haven’t and I am OK with that….and seeing girls use their milk filled tits like it’s a porno or marketable thing to the milk tit fetishes is weird…like shouldn’t they be raising their babies that got their tits filled with milk in the first place…no producing milk tit porn….but here’s that milk tit porn..because I like to document what’s going out out there in the world of pervert exhibitionists and pervert voyeurs uniting on their pervert fetishes….of showing and being shown…

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2020

14

Dec

New Kind of Dumbbells and Other Videos of the Day

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Golf Cart Leap Frog…

Smuggler Escape

Man Walks Into Glass Door

Robber Shoots Door to Escape

Dog Eats Kids Homework

Man on the Plane Wing….

Hit by a Truck

Meanwhile, at the Driving School

Armless Driver

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2020

14

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Anal cancer is funny to laugh about but it’s a shitty cancer to get….and I used to assume it was people who got HPV from being fucked up the ass making straight dudes immune to it but I did a google search and hpv cancer and it turns out that HPV cancer isn’t linear like it doesn’t happen where the HPV contacted directly, hpv is just in the system and ends up causing that anal cancer….so we’re all prime candidates…even you virgins out there because of those lonely nights where you ended up sniffing your mom’s cervical cancer panties to get off because it was the only pussy smell you had access to…sick fucks…now you may get Anal cancer…all because you couldn’t keep it in your damn hands…and you had to go and suck on them mom panties…

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Girlfriend Wrapped Herself in Lingerie Then Got Under the Christmas Tree
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Morning Showers with some Nude Model
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Car Tries To Overtake, Smashes Into Barrier!
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Cat Gets Very Comfortable On A Tiny Pony!
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Cat Gets Caught In Two-Person Airplane And Gets A Flight!
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Some Cool Shit that Went On Auction Recently.
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Eagles Fan Sammy Draper Reveals That Her Best Friend is a Cowboys Fan
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Topless Model on the Rooftop Shower
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Evicted Hoarder Tenant Literally Lived In A Mountain Of Bud Lights!
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Will This Wheelchair Be Able To Handle Snow – Featuring Hot Paralyzed Chick.
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Brittney Palmer and Arianny Celeste Reunited at UFC 256
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Japanese Man and his Pet Caiman
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When You Cheap Out On The Musician For Your Wedding!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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2020

14

Dec

Shower Sundays of the Day

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I think I overshot with this whole weekend update thing….I don’t bother writing them on Friday, my hands are broken and need to do nothing for two days, because idiotic a thing updating this site is, it’s a lot of fucking work…a sick obsession really…

But that doesn’t mean I didn’t have the images saved or the intention to post them..

We’re talking SKINNY GIRL Saturday, WEIGHT WATCHERS WEEKEND for the fatties, so you we aren’t seen as one of those NON INCLUSIVE sites, which we are not, I actually find fat chicks vile…then there’s SHOWER SUNDAY because if you’re going to celebrate showers, it might was well be on a SUNDAY because there’s nothing else to fucking do….and lastly…SWIMSUITS….just girls in swimsuits since they make everything better…

So here’s my one post for all four posts before I get into today’s NUDE celebrity nonsense…

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