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2024

21

May

Daisy Ridley Dressed like a School Boy of the Day

Daisy Ridley or Daisy Ride-Your-Face is for the real fucking loser nerds to begin with, since she’s some Star Wars character and anyone into Star Wars is a real fucking loser nerd, no matter how validated they are on the internet by other nerds, or how good they feel about themselves for being nerds because dot com billionaires are nerds and those dudes get all the pussy.

Now she’s dressed in what I see as some boy scout air cadet outfit, sure it’s a dress, but these are modern times where boys wear dresses, I saw two dudes in dresses today alone….

Rocking the knee socks like a British school boy in the 1940s, or maybe the mail man, who fucking knows, it’s not the kind of thing you’d think is jerk-off-able, but I believe in your level of pathetic loser…

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2024

21

May

Booty of the Day

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2024

21

May

Kendall Jenner is Airing Out the Pussy of the Day

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There comes a time in every whore’s life when her vagina gets overheated, either from use, weather, or infection….and she’s forced to do her best to cool down that hot, itchy irritation…..in hopes of eliminating any mouldy smells and drying the whole thing out in the most comfortable of ways…so setting up spread legged in front of a fan seems like the best option…

Normally, they don’t post it on social media, but this is KARDASHIAN stock and they overshare fucking everything! It’s part of the relatability that locks them in as influencers to the people despite not being totally unrelatable….

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2024

21

May

Madison Beer is Hot of the Day

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I don’t think this MADISON BEER is THAT Madison Beer, but I’m willing to run with the clickbait as hard as she is, because why the fuck not.

Her goal is to fulfill your fantasies through her content, and that’s very kind of her and she does it on ONLYFANS

The other Madison Beer’s goal is to MOOCH HARD on her celebrity life that she’s created by appealing to dudes with her tits on Youtube until she had enough views to get a record deal and was packaged as a legitimate popstar that she dragged out for decades before actually fulfilling…

Point of the story, I like the Madison Beer who goes straight for the nudes, rather than dragging it out with legitmate mainstream success…

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2024

21

May

Toni Garrn Has Nipples of the Day

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You make think that your asshole is important. you know, because it lets you expel all the shit out of you and without it you’d probably die, or have a stoma bag….both of which kinda suck…

But there are more important assholes than you…..and those important assholes are currently at the Cannes Film festival showing off their tits, or staring at tits, all in the luxurious setting of the French Riviera. So fancy.

Toni Garrn, a German with potential Nazi roots because she’s German….ask her what her grandfather and great grandfather were up to back in 1938….was one of the important assholes at an event at Cannes.

She showed off her tits in one outfit, her panties in another outfit, it’s like she’s trying to go back to the glory days of being in Victoria’s Secret, back when Leo DiCaprio used her as a beard cuz he’s a poofter.

Here are those looks:

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2024

21

May

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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The bikini stylings of our time are pretty remarkable, impressive, skimpy and half naked….

These girls, all girls, even old ladies are thonged the fuck up in public and as someone who loves thongs, I appreciate the fashions….

Sure, many asses aren’t thong ready, are not thong worthy….but yet they are all in the thongs like it’s not a thing…

I am 100 percent into things girls wear to the beach, it makes me mad that I’m not homeless on the beaches of Florida, doing bath salts and eating pedestrians when not staring at hot florida bikinis….but dreams do come true you just have to put it out to the universe…so this is me putting that homeless man dream of being in florida out there.

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2024

21

May

Britney Spears Pink Panty Titty Grab of the Day

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I appreciate the social experiment that is Britney Spears.

I am a non believer in Britney being alive, but I am also a conspiracy theorist.

It is very possible that this is Britney doing weird dances on a different day in the exact same place she always does her dancing. Her outdated living room in her expensive castle she calls prison.

It is more fun to think this is archive footage or a body double that is designed to trick everyone by making them think it’s actually Britney Spears. Like it’s one of those “Look how dumb people are, we swapped her out for some chick, put her in a sheer dress with pink panties and a push up bra and they just assume it is still her”….these people believe anything their TV tells them.

Her caption to this video is:

This is weirdly enough the day before I broke my foot !!! You can see my face looks younger and I’m a bit heavier because well I don’t have paps and the news messing with me and making me a nervous wreck ? !!! I’ve lost a lot of weight since then and have a couple of new exciting projects on the way ??? !!! Hope you guys are having a wonderful day ??? !!!

The story is that she broke her foot a few weeks ago at Chateau Marmont celebrating Belushi’s death venue, in some sort of weird ritual….and this is her the day before she broke that foot….because SURE IT IS…

Hot popstar mom tits though.

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2024

21

May

Shilpa Sethi is the Instagram Of The Day

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She’s from India but based in NYC…but I think her ass was built in China….or wherever the manufacture the injections these bitches get to turn their fat asses into hot asses.

She’s one of the LINDA LINDA show me BOBS show me VAGIN….LINDA LINDA types the Bollywood fans of instagram probably love. I mean someone is signing up to all these OF chicks and it’s no one I fucking know….

I don’t know how I feel about these clown asses, fun to trampoline on, terrifying to put your dick up against because it’s already so small, you don’t need to additional perspective sadness…

Weird.

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2024

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day wasn’t that much of a highlight and more of a “this is the weird world we live in” and it featured a tranny or a transgender as you idiots too scared to call them trannies, even though the cast of Sex and the City once called them trannies on cable television….it was ok then, but not ok now…

Anyway this pervert who thought he was a lady, was on hormones to grow out a set of tits and the tits were like pubescent tits….a 40 year old man with 12 year old girl tits…creepy as his pig tails….

He was staring at a mom breast feeding on a bench, like some kind of pervert they would go on FB to complain about for ruining their breast feeding rights….

But this motherfucker is clearly so into tits that he decided to grow a pair for himself…but maybe he was just imagining how he’ll never naturally be able to nurse a baby with his tits because he’s a dude…but I doubt it, if anything he’s fantasizing of the day he can breast feed a baby because they have technology for that….no cure for cancer, why would they cure cancer, it makes too much money….but a cure for men who want to breast feed babies while cosplaying as a girl…

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2024

20

May

Bella Hadid’s Rockin’ Tits a Cannes of the Day

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The ongoing joke when it comes to the Cannes Film festival in this world of half retards who love puns, is referring to the tits as Cans.

Check out the Cans in Cannes…

Check out the CANS CANNES doing the CANS at Cannes or some shit…

I hate PUNS and silly little clever things because I am too dumb to think them up…but I am not too dumb or retarded to like tits, even little babies with undeveloped brains like tits, because tits are fucking awesome…

So Bella Hadid, who has been in hiding, living her best lime diseased soaked life as a rich model who was a top model, despite being pretty weird looking….and in her best lime disease life she fucks an actual Rodeo cowboy…because she likes real men, not pussy rappers and scenester fags trying to be cool now…

Anyway, she’s making a comeback at Cannes, with her CANS out and her tits, unlike her face, are hot…

This hybrid human with all her injections does one thing great and that’s have hot tits…