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2020

05

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Assholes are the trending orifice for this generation of everyone being queer…and as dudes who used to negotiate for Anal like it was this coveted hole because for a lot of girls it was off limits and we wanted so badly to feel like. a homosexual top…I mean why else would they want to stick their dick in a shit filled ass, the tightness? the musculature, the FECES….is it to get as close as you can to gay without gay…or are assholes just cool…I mean who knows…

What matters is that a nude is not a nude unless it has an asshole in it, we are a visual people, and the THONG is the best way to show the asshole without being shameless, or obvious, even when you are…

This is THURSDAY and THURSDAY is for ASSHOLE behind thong….these are girls who want you to see their assholes while pretending it’s about their thong…

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2020

05

Nov

Jordyn Jones Cringe Dancing of the Day

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She looks like a ZIKA Baby, i think they call them Pinheads, or maybe it’s just Kalamzaoo Michigan incest vibes…I blame the lead in the Michigan water. Yes, I realize that Kalamzoo is not Flint, but I figure it’s probably just as fucked up, I mean it is called Kalamazoo, which is some cartoon, kids book, joke to people that didn’t know it was a real place….but not as big of a Joke as this Jordyn Jones who the perverts are excited by because she dances….

I really don’t know why the dance thing is as big as it is and I sure as fuck hope her fans aren’t legacy fans who have been following her career since her trashcan white mom sold her to the industry….I think she was 7 or 8 at the time…and I do hope that they only caught wind of her in the last year or two like me…where we’ve seen her hot dancing body dance for social media, make enough money to buy her mom a Range Rover to show off at the trailer park they must live in, as we wait for her metabolism to go back to where it was meant to be before this love of dance happened, turning her into that Michigan footless diabetic at wallmart buying sugar water….cuz it tastes so good..

What it comes down to is that Choreographed dance, even with the hot bodies, that you know can fuck based on their moves….I mean there’s a level of fitness involved…is lame as fuck, even embarassing….andI guess you can’t hate on people if they were raised to think something like dance is super cool, it is all they know and in her case she gets paid…don’t spit in a gift horses mouth unless she asks for it or some shit.

But as a grown man, this dance thing, from DWTS, to Dance Dance Revolution, is just crazy, why is everyone into dance…is it because they are all medicated and half retarded and need to be entertained like a kid who won’t fall asleep…where being an idiot wailing your hands around gets them to stop crying…are we all that mindless….or are we just there for the tits and ass moving in ways we can jerk off to under the guise of dance…

I mean I am watching this, I am posting it, she is getting rich from it, and she’s not 400 pounds yet, so I guess that’s all good things…even if dancing is fucking queer…unless it is for sex work, which I guess that’s what this embarrassing shit is.

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2020

05

Nov

Charli XCX Looking Hot of the Day

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Charli XCX finally looks hot….you know get a face on her that I can jerk off on and feel more at home….plus based on the girls of instagram we’re used it…this face is probably less plastic….OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…..see, I got jokes…

The key to Charli XCX is the highligh of this pic, her tits…she’s got tits and people like tits….I like tits, I assume you like tits….

I have seen her perform at a club once early in her career….and it was pretty embarassing and low end, so I just discounted her as some rich trash pretending to do pop, maybe a tactic to get her work visa to live the USA dream…

She was on the hipster kick, and it was trendy, leotards and tits, I just figured girls get away with alot when being so shit…

As it turns out, she is actually really successful, she had a house in the UK I saw sell for a few million, then she bough an LA house for like 10 million, I mean that’s serious money….all from someone who you’ve never heard ONE song of…

She has done the BEBE REXHA, only opposite, where she took her low level hipster shit to do behind the scenes work and she wrote a Selena Gomez Song and WILL I AM song, a Iggy Azalea song and a Camilla Cabello and Shawn Mendes song….so maybe that’s where the house comes from….not that we care about any of this, we don’t need her origin story, this is not her BIOPIC…or her unauthorized biography where I say ” thank god she doesn’t milk the fact that her mom was born in Uganda like she was Halsey pulling the black card…and I don’t mean her Amex cuz she scammed so hard”….I mean the race card to milk black parent to get more money in this ear of inclusivity…controlled by fucking idiots..

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2020

05

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It’s tanline thursday, because if a girl can highlight her nudie bits that you’re supposed to be turned on by because we didn’t know without them pointing it out to us. I mean girls go to tanning beds and get spray tans in clothing to get the tan lines, it’s a look. It isn’t because they don’t want their spray tan girl to see their assholes, these girls get their assholes waxed, it’s because they want you to know where the clothing is supposed to be so you know you’re getting EXCLUSIVE content that isn’t for everyday public to see as they don’t live their real actual life naked, just their online life…

I don’t have a tanline fetish, but I do like the look and here’s a bunch of girls showing off the fact that they are trying to fight COVID through VITAMIN D they get from the sun, or from the money you idiots throw at them for more nudes…

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2020

05

Nov

Rainey Qualley Nipple of the Day

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Rainey Qualley, more like Margaret Quaalude…only Quaaludes are more fun and calling her that is an injustice to all those gays in the 80s who got AIDS because of Qualludes, including some of her mom Andie Macdowell’s friends since she was a NYC based model in the 80s, before becoming that big MOVIE star..who had to raise the kids in North Carolina for a sense of normalcy or superiority thanks to being the only motherfuckers in Nashville with a mom in the movies, all rich as shit at the Backwoods high school….so that they could really grasp their place in the world as “elite” or “better than ya’ll”….

Qualley, or this Qualley as there are two of them, is the hotter option at 26 years old. She claims that growing up in Asheville, she had no idea who her mom was in terms of the world and either do I….SAMESIES….or what it meant that her mom was a famous actor….because she didn’t have the LA experience…SURE…that’s why she’s trying to get the LA experience of her own…She knew she was rich and her mom was famous, get the fuck out of here with that bullshit…at least bullshit us better…

Qualley, or this Qualley is on the rise, I wonder how thaat happened….she was in Once Upon a Time in a Hollywood and has other shit going on…but I am more interested in her exposed nipple, even if it is just a nipple, it is STILL a nipple and they can’t take the sexualization of NIPPLES from me!!!

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2020

05

Nov

Spicy Meatball Titties of the Day

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Her name is Tyler and she’s one of those creative types who has figured out that if you make bikinis, or sexy outfits out of food or other random objects, people will think you are an artist, or a creator and not being shameless….

Luckily, I can see past the bullshit, and view content for what it is, whether I think it’s better than a straight up shameless pic because there’s some low level concept involved is irrelevant, but for the record, I do prefer when some concept is put into the content, some effort, some props, it makes it all so much more interesting….in this world of boring and everything being the same….not that this isn’t boring or someone trying to angle to be the same…because it is the same hustle, it just involves more crafting and I guess that makes it more worthy of that virtual pat on the back, by jerking off to it…since anything involving titties is jerk-off-able…we are so resilient as a people or species or gender…and by resilient I mean perverted.

Spooky titties:

Cabbage Titties:

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2020

05

Nov

Holly Daze Coffey Nude of the Day

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[images removed as per the request of the people she runs her cash grab from her fans porn site with]

I just came across this video of one of the trashy Australian surfers who is scamming on their subscription sites as they make their move into nude modelling from b-list surfers….a natural progression in money making when you factor in that it’s a porn generation, that they make money from their fans who have spent years watching them in their bikinis, and I see it as a dipping her toe into actually getting fucked on camera….it will happen…it is just a matter of time because where do you really go from here…

I know her and her surf sisters basically went viral on Social Media and even had celebrity in Australia where they are from because there are 4 or 5 of them and they rip on the surfboard, have monster tits and all their content is half naked….

I know there’s been a lot of hate because they don’t actually get nude in their content they are making millions of dollars selling, they have that right fanbase, I think one of them dated the CEO of TheChive and if you know TheChive, that lame shit is influential amongst the worst humans and they consume what their lame bro leaders tell them to consume, so it’s only natural they’d want to see their master’s tits he titty fucked…and really who wouldn’t…these girls have HUGE tits…

I WILL never understand the logic of dudes who pay for subscription sites, it makes no sense to me, but these girls who were on the cusp of being nude, getting nude, just causes the brains of perverts to misfire and they have no choice but to pull out a credit card…

I REALLY thought we were in a “Never pay for content” era of porn, it’s been like that forever, but I guess there are a lot of losers – SIMP generation of pussies who think they are doing their part to help trash that doesn’t give a fuck about them get rich….they are only there for the money and they don’t even DM on the platform, dudes in INDIA do…so NEVER trust an ONLY FANS….but I like to think you’re smarter than that kind of FINDOM faggot….you money is BETTER kept in your damn wallet….

Anyway, if you are going to subscribe to anyone, maybe this is the way to go…I mean super sloppy massive tits, bath time strategy, you know live sex is going to happen when the sales start to drop…and this is the kind of body you’d want to see get fucked…

I’m all for it, but more into the subscribers backing off now that they’ve had a taste of the money, so that they bring out their best hardcore shit…

I mean..these tits are ridiculous…..and look at what her loser bofyriend is doing…..I mean cashing in….and looking. like his better is far better than ours….all you need is a busty girlfriend to mooch off….dreams can come true.

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2020

05

Nov

Madison Beer Cums to Biden of the Day

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I am not going to turn this into a pro TRUMP post, but I will use it to say that celebrities are fucking losers as they try to get involved in things they don’t really understand, like politics….

So when a coddled cunt like Madison Beer, who was used by her mom to become a Youtube Sensation, and when I saw used, I mean the mom was responsible for the cleavage that lured all those views when she was underage, only to turn that into Youtube Money, then a record deal money, all while never even having a song anyone knows…she’s scammed the system…but knows about how the real world functions…get the fuck out of her you rich useless trash…she’s not even interesting…

So if this was a pro TRUMP post by Madison Beer, I’d say the same fucking thing, no one cares about your opinion and the only reason it being pro trump would be interesting is because no celebs publicly endorse Trump because they are scared of being cancelled….

So we live in this world where these young vapid idiots who make millions taking selfies and who believe their own hype and think they are important….influencing other people who want to be just like them….by perpetuating nonsense angles that aren’t even reality…

I get that Trump is abrasive, or that he busts inappropriate jokes, and that he’s got an ego and likes the Trump show….and I get that people trying to buy into the “decency” guilt people into thinking they are terrible people, from some “higher ground” thanks to their tits getting them attention and making them money and giving them a platform to use for their own agenda that I am sure someone has fed them wrong information on….

It’s the inclusivity era of “as long as you agree with us, you’re good”….it’s the “down with bullies and toxic men and other bad things”…..with “metoo” and “blacklives” all designed to make you feel like you’re an asshole for not hopping on board…

But the reality is that REAL life involves not getting everything you want, it involves falling off the bike, it involves failing, trust me, I’m a failure…

It’s not all “everyone is the same” and even Madison Beer’s life isn’t everytone is the same….she’s in the elitist class and probably doesn’t even interact with her fans, the peasants, but instead pushes false information on them…

THey all want this idiolized “Utopia” where they are in the driver’s seat with other rich people, staying rich….while the rest of us are SLAVES….

They are banning words, I can’t even say SLAVES….they are pushing this diversity training….they are preparing the next generation to consume crap from china, to be censored if they go off the “generally accepted” narrative, they are encourage people to have their data tracked and sold and monitored…and they are enforcing moral codes they think are needed….

Every SCI/FI book from highschool that they don’t read, Brave New World, Ferenheit 451, fucking 1984 outlined all this shit….you should be terrified…

But instead, some slut with a record deal cums to BIDEN..again…not a pro TRUMP post, even though TRUMP is awesome…it’s this Biden supporter audacity that try to shame you for liking TRUMP, like even me saying this isn’t a PRO TRUMP thing is hilarious, it means the sensitive shamers trying to control my thoughts have WON….you can’t win me motherfuckers….and TRUMP is awesome…he’s for America…he’s not a career politician who has 25 million dollars in real estate from a 200k a year job…remember that kids get molested by the nice guy the parents trust, the priest, scout leader, etc…never trust the people they tell you to trust….I’m not American or emotionally involved in all this…it’s just the MODS of TWITTER have officially changed the way people think….you’re all fucking fools….and I am amazed ya’ll can’t see it….”Blue is for humanity and decency” humanity sucks..and remember this messaging is coming for a girl who used her tits to get a record deal…get the fuck out of here you face filtered tight tank top titty bitch.

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2020

05

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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It’s Titty Drop Thursday.

I don’t really know what you expect me to say about TITTY DROPS besides that they are a lot of fun thanks to the whole TITTY part….and fun is what girls with big tits to participate because at their core, they know their big tits are an asset, they want people to see their big tits, they want to climb the tallest mountain and scream at the top of their lungs “I HAVE BIG TITS”…..but their morals, values, decency, get in the way of all that….until they see other girls doing it in a fun way….make it a viral challenge, a “Pull Your Boobs Out of Your Shirt Creatively”…..you still flash, the flash less obvious and more a part of a movement, because people need community to help craft their decisions…even bad decisions…since no one has a mind of their own..

This is the proper use of manipulating thought and propaganda…