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2020

06

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Confident Slutty Selfies of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is one of the hottest created in Hollywood strategically, only to reveal her tits, that are MASSIVE espcially for her small body, which as you know is a huge asset to have in American Pop Culture because America loves tits, the bigger the better…and have spent decades making women with big tits huge hits…but it’s usually in the trashier, model world and not on the BIG screen because they like to use normal looking bitches in movies, not hotties you want to jerk off to..

Anyway, Sydney Sweeney, who had some important bit roles, put her tits out in Euphoria and is officially on the map….I know who she is so you should to….

The funny thing is that she doesn’t really do the incessant slutty content with confidence on her own time…her content barely covers or exploit her tits and I don’t think that’s at the direction of her handlers, but rather something she seems “shy” about, which is likely an act…

But when it is for a job like this is for a Rihanna’s Savage shit that jumped on Sweeney cuz they knew her tits mattered she brings the porny vibes….

Her own unbranded content is awkward and uncomfortable…like she’s scared of her huge tits, and I guess who wouldn’t be…they are so out of context big….people with Aspergers, which I think is most of the world, can’t process those fucks as the DATA doesn’t line up…..a “so she’s skinny, even fit, but her tits are bigger than my head”….you know something you can’t avoid staring at, forcing her to hide it…

But the jobs make her bust them out cuz she’s getting paid and wants to deliver…so be thankful Rihanna is paying this bitch to show you her tits, since they’re amazing.







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2020

06

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

On/Off is the art, which is hardly and art, but I’ll let these everyday girls who are dabbling with getting naked on the internet, which I think has a lot to do with the fact that women are competitive and see their boyfriends jacking off to porn chicks so they decide they want to get into that…plus all the celebs and influencers are doing it, so not doing it would make no fucking sense under the circumstances of where we’ve evolved to as a people…

Nudity is normalized, mainstream, celebrated, a viable business, a way to make money and all it took was giving people a phone with a camera 15 years ago and it just sort of sorted itself out since we’re all fucking perverts….

I love it, at least in this format where the girls getting naked or just doing it to get naked…sure it’s for clout, followers, attention…but none are “celebs” or “influencers” they are straight up “We get naked online”….and that’s nice…some of these girls even have day jobs so this is just a hobby that gets them off…who knows…I don’t overthink it, even this is over thinking it..

The On/Off trend is clothed and not clothed so you see that they were once clothed and not, simple and efficient concept we can all understand and stare at…real girls…are far more interesting than this other fake shit on the internet…

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2020

06

Nov

Jordyn Jones Pool Erotica of the Day

Jordyn Jones is this girl who gets a lot of hype, at least amongst the perverts who post her shit on the forums I rip off for content that let me know who the trending starlets are since I don’t know shit about these things and find all celebrities at all levels..starting from low level influencers fucking ugly people….even when they are hot…they just buy into all that is lame in the world as they desperately seek relevance, more fame, money…based on nothing but their physical attributes…it’s just shitty, low hanging fruit, lack of brains, effort…”I’ll just show my ass”…..I far prefer women who don’t spend their time doing this nonsense….and I am not even conflicted, sure every girl being a narcissistic, empty, whore trying to get people into them based on their sex appeal is hilarious because you get to watch it…clickbait, eyecandy, whatever you want to call it….but it would be far better if none of these girls got half naked for attention….you know it’d make us go back to jerking off to simple things….like actual whores being whores not mainstream bitches stealing whore glory for mainstream success…

POINT BEING…Jordyn Jones is probably doing the right thing for her level of talent and celebrity, you know because she’s a better whore than singer….or dancer…that’s just a way for her to pretend she’s not a whore or justify her whore behavior….but when you’re thrown into the entertainment industry as a kid on a reality show by your stage parent mom, only to have some level of success, you know there’s a level of fucked up at her core as she tries to save the family from being from the KALAMAZOO MICHIGAN dumpster…

I do predict the dancing will stop, the dancing body will disappear eventually, it doesn’t last forever, but for now it’s good, and as a dancer with that dancing body, you know is fit enough to ride dick proper…this is her time to shine before she ends up diabetic, 400 pounds at Walmart buying oil for her motorized wheelchair….unless this is the official escape…I mean she is living large making money rocking a pool that’s not the piss filled one at the trailer park she’s likely from…

This probably seems like hating on a young girl in a bikini, it’s not, it’s good, it’s hating on a lack of effort because it really is this easy for these idiots to market themselves….instead of DOING something with a PURPOSE…clout chasers!


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2020

06

Nov

Maya Hawke Nude of the Day

Maya Hawke Nude

I am going to assume that Maya Hawke has her UMA THURMAN and ETHAN HAWKE created titties out in that new Ethan Hawke show where she’s some anti-slavery dude….and funny enough I’ve seen 4 episodes…I can’t remember much about it other than there’s a black tranny lives matter named ONIONS….and I assume Maya plays her dad’s actual daughter in the 5th episode I haven’t seen yet….but thanks to stealing my friend’s login to the streaming platform that’s showing it in Canada…I didn’t have to pay for…bottom feeding things….

I guess the real question is whether it is actually acting when your daughter is cast as your daughter, since she’s your daughter…but at the same time I have consistently wondered why celebs who have acting kids aren’t always cast as the mother, or the kid in movies…instead they do some acting version or what the casting people think should be the kid…when there’s a perfectly useless celebrity rich kid eager to hop on the job and you probably don’t even need to pay them since they are rich as fuck, coddled idiots already….it’s not like acting requires skill..

As a fan of celebrity kids, I am into Maya Hawke even if she’s weird looking. I think Ethan Hawke’s great and whether I don’t give a fuck about Uma Thurman or not, this one did get some of that big titty Tarantino seducing tit…that’s bathing….in what you have to wonder whether her dad was there on set that day…you know cuz Hollywood types are weirdos who would be into their own daughter’s tits…you know it’s the curse of having the option to fuck anything you want and being forced to only get off to the things you’re not supposed to fuck…

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2020

06

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets are the magical pantyhose that have been around so long your whore great great granny probably used to wear them back in the Old West Brothel your great grandfather was conceived in after the first Civil War….and times were fucking tough…you know scurvy, no running water, syphilis…etc….because Fishnets are some OLD TIMEY whore shit that have been repurposed generation after generation for that generations whore shit…and since we love whore shit, even when it’s left on our dicks cuz it means we got shit on, a dream for some…assuming the shit wasn’t from some bad drugs and at your request…not that it matters…any excuse to show off your body, including showing off your fishnets, that by default hold you in place tight enough for your fat to pour out of the fishnet netting…they way nature intended…allowing you to slip out of them while still looking like you have them on…or like some RUBBER matt used outside your front door in the winter…TREADED…

What I am saying is – Fishnets are great as re the girls who post pics of themselves in fishnets and here’s this week’s round-up.

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2020

06

Nov

Kira Kosarin No Sheet Sexts of the Day

I just told my homie Steve that celebrity girls doing the whole THIRSTY INFLUENCER thing is pretty boring to me. Not because I don’t want to see celebs, or budding celebs who haven’t quite hit yet but who are working in the industry do the whole hustle….

I come from an era where the celebs were these Elitists who hated their fans, their fan clubs were rum by weirdo fans, and they had minor involvement in the whole thing…so I liked when Lohan and Others had fake Myspace or FB accounts that required some investigative journalism to track down…you know where their every move wasn’t put on display for all, but that you’d get glimpses of their exclusive existence that was enough for use to hate on the way nature intended….a BOTTOM UP approach..

This sudden interest in social media because it gets them paid more is pretty pathetic, but not as pathetic the shamless “look at me in my underwear”…which again is welcomed content but it’s bottom feeding…I want celebs to be superior beings or at least act like it, while we know they aren’t….but they don’t know they aren’t…doing the relatable thing, when they still don’t give a fuck about their fans is just lame….not that celebs haveb’t always been lame…I mean they are talentless hacks at the right table who aren’t even that hot…but if they act better than us not like one of us…it’s a better dynamic…

So Kira Nicole Kosarin an American actress and singer, known for her role as Phoebe Thunderman on the Nickelodeon series The Thundermans is in her fucking udnerwear in a selfie like a cam girl.

I’ll look…I don’t hate…it’s just not that interesting….because it’s a cry for clicks and likes and follows…loser.

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2020

06

Nov

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

The one thing I will say about women, because despite joking about having given them the right to vote, or bitching about women in positions of power, authority being a disaster because of the whole being women thing….I actually love women and think they are a hilarious species….especially when they choose career over family, which they are supposed to instinctively be into, but Sex and The City gave them this dream of meaningless sex with as many man as they want, because men will fuck any women and we don’t have the authority to spend our lives fucking as many women as we want, since we need them to be down…and they are never down for our kind…they are the keeper of sex…and thus powerful…I guess I’ve said more than one thing about women…but the one thing I am trying to say about women, besides them being smart, good workers, creative, maternal, great cooks for the most part, fun to eat out…..is that they are creative in their whoring….I mean creative enough….at least in their cattyness of trying to be the best amongst other women…at least in trying to be the leader of the women with the most likes and follows…because they come up with shit like FROG BUTT….which I guess is used for dogs, my dog does it, but it’s not quite as appealing….

That’s not to say they are all that innovative, they are just following a trend in how to pose in slutty pics, but they are posing in slutty pics so they are in the right direction and whoever started this trend up has done good…a true hero….

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2020

06

Nov

Kaia Gerber Tit for Vogue China of the Day

Kaia Gerber is so fucking boring to me. She’e just been groomed to do what it is that she’s doing, some going through the motions like MOMMA forced her to do, but there’ sno passion in her work…she’s clearly more into being a bratty rich kid who smokes weed and fucks all day, I mean isn’t that the whole point of being rich…

The idea that her mom is trying to teach her responsibility or work ethic while getting to cum from the success she is getting as a model…because there are levels to narcissism, where parents can get off to their kid’s promising careers…I am from Canada…ask any Hockey Dad why he’s got a boner at every one of his kid’s game…and it’s not because he’s a pervert….

So Cindy Crawford moves in and says “daughter, you’re a mini me, we must exploit that and monetize, even though we are rich and even though you don’t want it”…..and daughter goes along with it becasue it is easy…..but mother doesn’t say “Daughter, let’s get you a PhD or some other higher purpose skill than being able to stand for a camera for magazines”…because clearly mother is as fucking vapid as you’d expect her to be…models man…what a joke….

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2020

06

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Aggressive on the Bikini Pics of the Day

With everything going on in the world, this bullshit celebrity site has gone off course…but not really…it’s just that celebs fucking bore me and always have and the idea of the anti-celebrity celebrity blog only really happened when the only posts I would do were of celebs in bikinis or being sluts…while all the obscure shit I found was discounted and ignored…it’s just me drawn to the weirdness of the internet…while celebrity is just some mainstream brainwashing crap I’ve always hated….

So with celebs turning to instagram, following the influencer model, to try to get views as it means they get more money from brands, movies, etc…all while controlling their own platform…a genius concept they were too dumb to get into early on, but are getting into now….a simple cue that Instagram is officially over….

Bitches like Vanessa Hudgens, who is no slouch when it comes to her taking slutty pics of herself, but before she’d strategically leak them to get people to see her tits…without seeming shameless, but now that everyone is shameless…boom.

In the last 3 days she’s posted all these bikini pics, cuz clearly she wants you to see her in a bikini, so desperate but since she’s at her hottest despite being old….I support it..but it’s boring.

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2020

06

Nov

Girls With Guns of the Day

Girls shooting Guns is a Fetish…

One to appreciate before BIDEN takes your guns and forces you to do Archery like some Robin Hood pervert…

Why are girls who do Archery so Slutty

I wonder if you rednecks get off to this cuz you love guns so much….the last thing I want is unstable and emotional women shooting, it’s bad enough we let them vote…and work real jobs

To Shoot is To be American, I mean how do you think you stole that land in the first place….

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