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2020

21

Oct

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

You may or may not be aware of this trend that’s probably always been a bit of a trend that we probably never really thought was a trend but more an accidental thing that just happened to fat girls in leggings too small, or lunch ladies in jeans too tight, but what you probably don’t know is that girls do this shit intentionally…and this is the proof…

My theory is that with the advent of fitness gear being the norm, we’re talking bike shorts, yoga pants, leggings, leotards, bikinis, and even lingerie for social media, the girls in these outfits realized if they jack the pants up enough, you get a whole new perspective on their genitals, especially since tits have been desexualized, mainstream, the no bra thing, the flash the nipple for activsm thing, what could they possibly take on to replace traditional cleavage…PUSSY DEFINITION..

Now I’ve been familiar with pussy wedgies or cameltoes since as long as I can remember and I’ve always loved them because pussy, especially in this era of trannies, are amazing….so for years at the grocery store, outside the gym, in the park after getting off bikes, I’ve seen pretty much full pussy and loved it…

But now, it’s less of a pull the cameltoe out and more – make it more pronounced and take a pics of it for the perverts everywhere who are also into cameltoe…

The whole thing, is pretty amazing – so here’s this week’s selection of pussy definition, cameltoe, excitement.

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2020

21

Oct

Jordyn Jones Bikini Cut Out of the Day

Jordyn jones Ratio

Jordyn Jones is showing off the coveted “Ratio” that I was supposed to compile 100 pics of for “The Ratio Tuesday” where we celebrate girls who think they have a great hip to waist ratio, since hip to waist ratio is what all these bitches are photoshopping themselves to have….the internet is a lame place filled with lies…

When I look at Jordyn Jones’ ratio in her bikini in some clickbait she’s producing for likes and follows, I see a set of birthing hips that will one day be too wide to fit into a standard sports car, that will lead to diabetes and other fat related diseases, as she rolls through Walmart in compression socks on the motorized cart buying sugary drinks and chips….

She’s from Kalamazoo Michigan and you can take the girl out of Michigan, but you can’t take the Michigan out of the girl…clearly on some fat fuck in training kick….but not yet, right now she’s still dancing enough, since she’s a dancer who I guess got famous doing dance reality TV, living her weird celebrity life that no one necessarily is aware of since she’s a fucking dancer, but the body, pre-fat, like most bodies, pre-fat, just ask Jennifer Love Hewitt and any other hot body that turned fat….is better than what we all know the future holds…so here are those Kalamazoo hips that will morph into Kalamazoo saddlebags and eventually get lost under Kalamazoo gunt….the future may not be bright, but we may all die off before that ever happens….or maybe, she’ll break free…either way, hot bikini selfie.

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2020

21

Oct

Addison Rae Pussy Print of the Day

Addison Rae Pussy Print

Addison Rae is the average at best TikTok star with 61 million followers on her TikTok, despite not being very hot, but I guess early to the game, appealing to the TikTok audience of kids, weirdos, and perverts into kids….all while being a Chinese Spyware app that no one cares is spyware because they are all on their own virtual stages and get super excited by being followed. even by an app….

She’s one of the top earners on TikTok, I think she made 10 million last year, and is only 20 years old….and even crazier since she only started in July 2019…

I am not one of these haters on the youtube stars, the TikTok Stars, or the instagram stars, I figure if they have massive audiences that they can engage with and monetize, good on them…that never annoys me….even when I see some of the bigger players do really lame shit with all their money…it’s pretty hilarious to be in that position to be able to do those lame things…get paid if the money is available, I mean this is set for life money by 20 years old…what was the alternative, to finish her degree at LSU (she’s from Louisiana) and become a love level marketing exec selling or buying campaigns for other social media girls…

What I do find annoying, or lame about the average at best TikTok Star, is that the Kardashian snakes saw her success on the platform and moved in on her, which at 20 years old she probably doesn’t know better and thinks it’s so cool…the upside of being this TikTok star…they may even throw money her way, give her legitimacy, but I know….they are only there to mooch, get clout off a new audience, and use the bitch….because they are demon opportunists..

In these pics, the TikTok Star is in fitness gear, pussy hugging fitness gear…it’s the style…but more importantly, it allows us to see the basic build of her pussy…so you can 3D render it on your 3D printer you sick fuck…or even sculpt it out of mashed potatoes as you do….assuming you’re into the current trending starlets.


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2020

21

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Oh shit it’s motherfucking weed Wednesday where we celebrate girls who get naked while smoking weed for the internet to show you how hard they are either by smoking legal weed in Canada, California, Denver and the other legal states…you know “Look at us smoking what was once criminal for the dumbest fucking reasons”….or they are in illegal states and want you to know they are edgy…

The nude Weed model is a weird concept, but I guess it’s like any industry, where you can hop on, get naked and be the hottest weed girl, so that all the weed brands pay you in things like weed to promote their products to their fans…or maybe dudes who smoke weed want girls who smoke weed but since they are lazy loser stoners…they can’t find real life girls and turn to jerk off to internet weed girls…you know since girls who smoke weed are all cool like some hippie fucks…

It doesn’t surprise me that girls like getting naked with their weed for a photo, I mean you need props, you need a reason for the nude shoot, so why not do that niche…plus weed is barely a drug, you get high for 5-10 mintues and the high is being massively laid back, snacky and sometimes idiotic…the fact it is illegal is stupid, this is some activism for that, even if some of these girls look like they spend too much smoking and not enough time working out…you know the weed girls who look like they have the munchies all the fucking time…but I don’t discriminate against girls who want to get naked on the internet…I celebrate that shit.

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2020

21

Oct

Leven Rambin in a Bra of the Day

Leven Rambin

Leven Rambin is celebrating her tits as these girls like to do on their social media feeds. It’s a chase for relevance, a competition to be relevant, a hustle to be relevant…and when you’re an actor on the side of your semi-nude content for social media that people are more interested than the acting…the relevance leads to higher paying jobs, or getting jobs at all…it’s a competition out there…may the best tits win…

I don’t watch shit like The Hunger Games, but apparently this Leven Rambin was in it…

She’s also been on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor…or Soap Operas, that I like to call Porno for bored housewives that will eventually die off with the old ladies who watch them….anyway she got her start on that at 13…which is creepy as fuck…

I don’t mean to be her IMDB, you can just google that shit, but she was also on Grey’s Anatomy, in a failed marriage that ended in an annulment, but her most important work, what she will be remembered for, is posting up her smut on social media….the legacy all these bitches want…

Leven Rambin


Leven Rambin

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2020

21

Oct

Ashanti Bikini of the Day

Ashanti is the singer of songs like What’s Love and Always on Time. She also dated Nelly for 10 years and is rumored to be the reason he wore the band aid on his face due to a face riding injury, but that’s all hearsay…

I actually don’t really know anything about Ashanti, the name is familiar, and if you had asked me before I googled her I would have told you that she died in a plane crash a long time ago in the Bahamas due to over packing her plane after a video shoot like an idiot….., but that was another black girl singer….who I guess R.Kelly peed on….and I don’t mix up the two becasue I think all black singers are the same, that’s racist and I am a firm believer that we are all god’s people…one race, the human race…a pretty shitty race and even before this BLM shit I’ve been able to distinguish good people and bad people and color hasn’t really been a factor in any of that analysis…my life is a Benneton ad…the reason I confuse the two is that I’m not up to speed on any of this pop music shit…so unless you’re Britney or someone top player that’s all over the media knowing who is who is asking too much out of me.

That said, Ashanti just turned 40, is in her bikini, looking the right kidn of thick for 40 and she’s on that clickbait “Look at me in a bikini at 40” shit…and that’s exactly what I suggest we all do…because it’s not like we have anything better to do.




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2020

21

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Hard Nipples of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Hard Nipple

Vanessa Hudgens has figured out social media during the pandemic, taking her professionally trained, Disney Kid expertise to the channel, with her own spin on being hot, because she’s not a Disney kid anymore, but she is the Disney Kid who had a nude scandal when nude selfies were leaked back when she was 18 or 19 years old, which at the time was unheard of, so she’s always had that level of pervert deep in her soul, but what celebrity isn’t a fucking pervert, their whole existence is based on fucking…wanting to be fucked, people wnating to fuck them…we’re humans, a perverted species…

So in being a professionally trained actress, she’s probably laughing her way through social media content that probably takes her less than 15 minutes to properly execute, even the Halloween Themed shit she’s been up to since the end of September…and thanks to putting in some effort, she’s famous again, talked about again, getting jobs – like this – because she’s filming again….when prior to her being dumped, the pandemic, she was just a girl with a lot of followers who barely executed the most simplistic thing ever….being an “Influencer”.

I think she’s looking better than ever, which is rare, but she’s Asian and they age better than the white folks…her tits are bigger than ever, maybe from some 30 year old second puberty / plastic surgery…adn here you can see a hard nipple in a tight shirt…rocking her mask, because celebs are assholes who support any lies the media is trying to shove down your throats about anything they can to thwart the election their way….because the media is evil…but looks good…when girls like Vanessa Hudgens get involved with their tits.


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2020

21

Oct

Lili Reinhart Being Fat of the Day

Lili Reinhart is on set eating the Mac and Cheese that was supposed to be a prop at the diner they hang out because she can’t hold back from food. She’s recently been dumped by Jughead, who I guess may still be fucking her because they are filming in Vancouver during a pandemic, where they need to be in their Riverdale COVID bubble that I am sure is the worst place to be because it is by far the worst show ever and proof this generation is doomed, assuming it’s not just a bunch of 50 year olds watching hoping to see some tit.

Anyway, Lili, who has been big and who doesn’t use her big tits to her big girl advantage nearly enough, is an uneventful actress / celebrity, but she was whining about how she doesn’t fit into last season’s wardrobe beause COVID got her eating….and eating is what she’ll continue to do…on some feeder fetish shit…where she can’t hold back from eating the props on set because that’s just how fat she is….clearly an eating disorder…and she’s being encouraged by Camila Mendes, who is shooting this fat girl feeder fetish shit, and for those who are cool enough to not know Riverdale, because you know it fucking sucks and you avoid, Mendes is the girl who plays Veronica….who realizes that the fatter Lili gets, the hotter Veronica gets despite her lack of a neck….

I come from an era where girl’s didn’t eat…at least not in public…it was a good era….a skinny era of hot chicks…

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2020

21

Oct

Daphne Blunt Lingerie of the Day

Daphne Blunt Lingerie

Daphne Blunt has been working in entertainment since she was far too young to be working in entertainment, but I guess the movie industry need people to play the kids, the world wouldn’t be as responsive to the movie if they cast midgets for the kids, especially if it was a kids’ movie like GOONIES or something of the like, where kids are running amuck without any parents, just the watchful eye of their creepy director, if the kids were cast by midgets, but I guess that’s the whole Baby Herman storyline in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, one that makes sense to me.

So instead of casting a midget to play the 10 year old on The Young and the Restless, they cast our girl Daphne…

She’s 22 now, and unlike the girls of instagram she doesn’t seem to photoshop the shit out of herself, like you can see actual skin and not this smooth Augmented Reality version of skin, which is porn in and of itself in this era.

This is her social media content where she’s looking hot!

Daphne Blunt Lingerie


Daphne Blunt Lingerie

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2020

21

Oct

Reality TV Pussy Selfie of The Day

Francesca Nude

Francesca Farago is a Canadian sugar baby who has been doing the sugar baby circuit for a bunch of years at this point and I guess it worked out nicely for her because she got on some very shitty reality show about sex addicts holding out on fucking to find true connections with people….and despite having sex on the show because she couldn’t control her horny sugar baby ass …she still won the show….and the hearts of many because she’s in LA doing the bottom feeding circuit, hanging with celebs and youtubers who I guess liked the show…living the fucking sugar baby dream….

This is apparently her before she got the bolt ons, back when she hadn’t crafted the entire vision for her fake face, fake tit, fake personality life…that I guess won over the people of social media because she now exists more than as a toilet for a rich guy in Dubai to shit on.

Dreams do come true…for “Bar stars” who goes to all the parties and sucked the “right dick” like Diplo’s dick…and now exists…

Now whether this is actually her or not, I have no idea, if it was a recent pic of her I’d have no idea…I just know it’s a pussy selfie in front of the mirror…possibly her early work…take it in…

Here she is today with Bella Thorne about to get finger banged by Bella’s UTI inducing fingernails


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