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2024

09

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Round Mom Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Kylie Jenner may be damaged goods at her young age, but she’s holding up alright thanks to cosmetic procedures, photoshop and whatever it takes to turn a very average looking person, even an ugly person, into something that feels like a parody or caricature of what a man finds hot….

She’s got the flat stomach despite being a mom, the big hips and the big tits, like African fertility goddess, which may be why black dudes are drawn to her and the rest of the family, but I think that has more to do with their wanting to be modern day plantation owners who can assert their power over any BBC they fuck thanks to their position in the social media world which has made them all billionaires thanks to all you retards buying into what they were selling.

As someone who has been on the internet as long as I have, seeing them game social media better than anyone else has been pretty funny, considering how unimpressive they are, but ugly chicks just try harder I guess….

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2024

09

Apr

Cristy Ren is the Instagram Of The Day

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Cristy Ren is some instagram model who apparently only started her instagram hustle in 2021. It was the pandemic years and she probably realized that staying at home was more fun than working some shit job like nursing, so she said to herself “let’s use these tits”…

It’s the age old struggle of the big titty girl, deciding whether to fully embrace and exploit the big tits like some kind of pin-up model, sex doll…or to do something more wholesome like working retail….because they’re tired of being reduced to their tits, even though their tits are the only reason anyone is going into the retail store they are working at, you know the busty cashier at the grocery store always has the biggest line of husbands buying milk and bread for the wife and kids….

I don’t know if the tits are real, or if she’s even real, she could just be AI technology which isn’t always a complement because it means she’s got that soulless, dead eye, instagram look….but you don’t have to really deal with that if you fixate on the tits, which is what I do….

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2024

09

Apr

Charli XCX has Some Nipples of the Day

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I only know Charli XCX because of her tits.

Charli XCX is going viral for a song….I thought she was a mall or nightclub act because I don’t pay attention but her tits have been lurking around the whole celebrity thing figuring it all out for a while.

Clearly, I wasn’t paying attention, because apparently those tits have had hits and have made lots of money in the process…

I think she lives in a 20 million dollar house from money she’s made doing this shit, before actually going viral for this shit.

This should inspire me to start a band and make some shitty music with my tits out, because I want a 20 million dollar house too…I mean, I’d be happy with a 20,000 dollar house….but you gotta dream big…but my tits aren’t as good as this…

Anyway, tits get hits, that’s what this is about, so check out who is Charli XCX is going viral for a song….showing off her tits because flashing your tits when you’ve gamed the industry is more fun that giving the finger…especially when the tits is all anyone actually cares about….unless she was giving us the finger while giving herself a fingering…but she’s not Iggy Azalea.

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2024

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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We all survived the solar eclipse, unfortunately…I guess, we’re forced to go back to everyday living….

I tried to stare at it, because I don’t believe the propaganda from the TV, if they tell you to not look at it, it’s because it’s actually good for you and lets you charge up on magical powers….

We can all agree that space is fake and gay…that what we experienced was just a fucking light show in the LED dome we live in, this world is a Disney Style ride, EPCOT CENTER motherfuckers…its’ the VEGAS dome featuring U2….motherfuckers…it’s literal HELL on earth….

Now my eyes hurt….maybe they were right…,maybe it’s diabetes….

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2024

08

Apr

Heather Graham’s Taco in Mexico of the Day

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Heather Graham is in Mexico eating tacos harder than we’d eat her mole taco if given the opportunity, even if she’s more about hosting a set of tits….

Heather Graham is an exciting set of Hollywood tits for anyone who watched movies in the late 90s or early 2000s, back when we rented movies based on the nudity in the movies, because that’s just the kind of perverts were were.

I don’t know when Boogie Nights came out, but at the time it was one of those groundbreaking movies about porn, featuring an unknown set of tits named Heather Graham….she went onto huge fame and success with those tits and was basically the Sydney Sweeney of that era, only hotter to look at.

She’s still around, still stripping down, but middled aged and clearly not into fitness or working out, but when you have tits like Heather Graham, you’re bound to have the rest of you go soft, even though she’s pretty shapeless, she is still menopausal and we’re actually just here looking at the tits…

Titty tacos….

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2024

08

Apr

Taylor Momsen’s Skinny Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Taylor Momsen has been pretty committed to her rock and roll thing for a while now.

She’s 30 years old and it seems like she dropped out of acting a long time ago, but the whole rock and roll thing is probably still acting, because no one can seriously be stoked on rock and roll, unless they are just doing a cash grab from half retard committed fans who won’t grow out of their high school rock phase.

She’s been in the industry since she was 3 years old, so we can assume that she’s got a lot of fucked up trauma from fucked up situations, but none fucked up enough to lead her to rock and roll. It’s a weird thing for a girl to be into.

She just announced that she’s opening for AC/DC this summer, they are apparently still alive, and I am sure it will be a big tour because people fucking love AC/DC….while I’m more into how she released the news, flashing the skinny ass in a red bikini, because she’s still skinny, despite being 30…which may be the biggest accomplishment she’s had, even bigger than being in Grinch who Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey…

I mean skinny blondes in bikinis are exciting.

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2024

08

Apr

Skai Jackson’s Foot Content of the Day

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Skai Jackson is some Disney Kid who is 21 years old. She was on Dancing with the Stars a few years ago, so someone considers her to be a star from her Disney Career. I don’t really know anything she’s been in, since I am a grown up and don’t watch that shit, but she’s apparently got a big following and matters.

She apparently had some beef with OnlyFans model and Dr Phil creation Bhad Bhabie and she got in trouble for running a $5 raffle for a Macbook on her social media…

Yes, I read HER wikipedia page to set up this amazingly weird post where she’s producing foot fetish content on her social media for the weirdo foot fetishists who we can all agree are hilarious in their commitment to feet, but even better now that girls give into their demands because girls are whores and pretend that the foot thing is harmless, safe for work, but the things being done to their feet videos are on another level of weird, so I like to push that anyone producing feet content are pretty much whores who whore different.

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2024

08

Apr

Mackenzie Ziegler’s Panty Selfie of the Day

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I don’t really know anything about Mackenzie Ziegler, so these selfies are about a month old, but since we’ve now officially survived the total eclipse of my heart, I figure why not make them the first pictures I post after that near apocalyptic event that never happened, unless the portal is opened and the Super Hero Villains are flooding our dimension with their evil….

She’s a 19 year old with millions of followers, who I guess is affiliated to Maddie Ziegler, the dance daughter from dance moms that we’ll assume this one was also on.

I find the whole child dancing show disturbing and when SIA used the sister in her music videos I thought she was on a serious creeper….because casting a teen to be in her music video if you look at life through the eclipse goggles I wear called “perverted lens”…where no one, especially in Hollywood has pure intentions…

I assume most of their fans are creeps from watching them dance as children because watching them grow up is exciting to them…but that could be the perverted lens again….

So there pervert fans must be happy that they’re not the only perverts, because Kenzie as she calls herself takes panty selfies, since we live in a world where girls feel the need to take pics of their panties on for social media…which wasn’t really how ladies conducted themselves in my time of the 1800s….we had to get them drunk to get to see their panties…the old fashioned way.

So evolution of humanity is pretty great…for us perverts..

: goodnight

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2024

08

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Looking Hot for Fashion of the Day

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We are 30 minutes out from the start of the eclipse, which may be opening up the floodgates from hell and leading to the rapture. I am sure there are hippie freaks who are taking this eclipse very seriously and flew down to Mexico to do some half naked ritualistic dance on some psychedelic, because they are rich and need something to do to add purpose to their meaningless lives….but I’m more in the school of thought that I am surprised I even know it’s happening because I am so detached from all these annoying internet trends…in previous eclipses, I’ve only realized while they happened that they were happening…

Anyway, 30 minutes out and I’m here celebrating Rosie Huntington-Whitely, in the event that it is total chaos and this is my last message sent out to the world though a site no one reads…

It wasn’t strategically planned that it would be Rosie Huntington-Whitely, but it just sort of landed this way and I’m actually happy it is because over the entirety of her career and this site, I’ve been nothing but hyped on her.

Out of all the celebs I’ve hated on, made fun of, called old and fat and useless, this one has always been on of my favorites who I can’t speak badly about…

I used to try to use her as a beacon of hope for the bald guys out there because Jason Statham landed her, but when you look into Statham or watch his movies, you realize he’s an exceptional human and your bald ass will remain alone…

I’ve always thought her posh, luxurious and very high society British demeanor complemented her hot tits being exposed for fahsion and I’ve liked that she’d be the kind of girl who wouldn’t acknowledge my presence if I happened to be stuck in a room with her, she’d just pretend to not hear me or not be bothered with me and that’s the kind of snobbery I like…the real kind, not this fake instagram chick thinking she’s important or fancy…but an actual bitch who is fancy and knows she’s from another class of humans who doesn’t interact with peasants like us.

Well, she was paid by fashion brand Dolce and Gabbana to attend an event, her dress was see through, and she’s pretty wonderful….the kind of thing I’d want to be stuck in a bomb shelter with during this DOOMSDAY style event, that won’t end up being a DOOMSDAY event because we’re not that lucky, but Stathem is…I mean holy shit, she’s like 40 now and still a master of our penies…

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2024

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian and her Titties in a Bikini of the Day

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Kim Kardashian posted a staged paparazzi picture of her ass, because she probably flew the paparazzi out to Turks and Caicos with her family to capture all their “paparazzi style” pictures in a controlled environment, since they are old and prefer to run the narrative rather than risk actual paparazzi finding them and taking pics of them in an unfavorable light, even though any Kim Kardashian picture is unfavorable as far as I’m concerned, but I’ve always found her to look like a demonic troll sent to ruin a generation of people, even though she’s more of a bottom feeding mooch who just rode the collapse of the culture better than most, since riding is her thing…even if done lazily based on that sex tape that created her.

Anyway, I saw the staged paparazzi ass picture and I said, that’s clearly the demonic trolls’ ECCLIPSE post because I could spot that fake and weird ass on a phone screen on the other side of the subway car and know it was Kim Kardashian’s weird fucking moon, blocking out the sun and really all that is good in the world…

Now that she’s old and totally manufactured, I like to think she’s trying to be sexy in her content in a competitive with Kanye’s hot new wife, CENSORI, but they are probably all working at this shit in tandem so that they can reign at the top of the internet pop culture feed as king and queen, even though they should all be beheaded and replaced with better pussy.

Anyway, check this 45 year old hybrid human trying to seduce with her nastiness half naked in Turks and Caicos…vile…but we’d all still let it stain our pants…

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